The new Super Mario movie trailer portays him as bumbling & pathetic while Princess Peach is the "girl boss" who has to save the day.
Leaked poster art from 4Chan confirms it.
Of course woke Gen Z is loving it with their cringe takes.
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4Chan confirms it.
If 4chan claims that the sky is blue, you should check immediately whether it is night, sunset/sunrise, clouded, foggy, a total eclipse of the Sun or apocalyptic celestial aberrations.
Wait till the OP gets a load of a mega-meme that came from a throwaway gag in a 4-panel comic by Malaysian artist Ayyk92:
Bowsette.
And as that was from mid-late 2018, so I suggest you crawl back under whatever stone you're from as the above will be a far worse shock for you.
Certainly as this character became quite the boost for the cause of trans people .
“Why didn't they make the short, fat plumber suddenly tossed into an insane world with mysterious rules and hidden dangers in a fight not only for his life, but the lives of millions of others, when he has had no prior experience whatsoever in any kind of heroic or even marginally athletic endeavor, into an instant badass who kung fu-fights Bowser in the heart of a volcano while Peach paces in the background, fretting that her man is safe and sound as she knits him a sweater and bakes him some cookies like the wimmenfolks should?! Why did they make the ruler of an entire kingdom into somebody competent, but the newbie blue-collar guy suddenly thrust into the role of hero acts like he's never hero'd before in his life?!!! It's like Hollywood never even bothered to read my 900-page fanfiction!!”
And again, it's so nice that all of the world's other problems have been solved. Cancer has been cured, poverty has been eradicated, Ye and Trump and Fuentes have all volunteered to be Musk's first passengers on tomorrow's rocketflight to colonize the sun, and Musk has suddenly converted to Aesthetic Buddhism and given all his worldly possessions to the poor and homeless. With nothing else in the world of any importance happening, we can spare a little time bitching about cartoons. What a Golden Age we live in.
The depiction of Princess Peach from Nintendo Power magazine was by far my favourite. Wanna feel like more of a man? Try manning up enough that women look up to you even when they're strong themselves, instead of mandating they need to be good for nothing millstones you get to pat yourself on the back for with every breath they take and panicking if they look in your direction because they might see a flaw or weakness in the fratbro macho act and all your power is lost. And for that matter, being afraid of other men seeing a flaw or weakness in the fratbro macho act and treating you like you want women to be treated.
“Of course woke Gen Z is loving it with their cringe takes.”
Gen Z?
And Wasp became leader of the Avengers right after i graduated.
Why are you pretending that this ‘strong female’ character is something new? Why do you CARE about a movie you weren’t going to watch, anyway?
@Yutolia #149211
She was probably the coolest character in Mario 2 because she could fly!!
I almost said that, it was on my mind when I last posted on this thread! :)
So true, and this is not a Trump's "so true".
@DarkPhoenix #149214
I alternate between her and Toad. Princess can fly and that makes her awesome in most instances, especially against Mouser and Flamer, but Toad is best for the digging levels because *zhe can dig/pick things up the fastest. Mario and Luigi are basically useless.
*I know Toad is supposedly a guy but before I knew all that I thought Toad was a girl and now I’ve just decided to go with gender ambiguous.
@Menomaru #149279
Were Tomb Raider to debut today, the neckbeards would lose their shit about this piece of “woke leftist feminist communism”, probably posting about how AKSHUALLY a FEEEEEEEmale would be “scientifically” incapable of doing all that jumping and climbing.
@Conscience #149285 , @Menomaru
The old Wizardry games had female characters (at least options for them). Think Quick! (one of my favorite games as a kid) had a female too.
@Yutolia #149295 @Conscience #149285
Also when I was little I thought (read: hoped) Tails from the old Sonic games was a girl😂. I really liked the idea of a nerdy girl who's a badass pilot kicking ass alongside the main male.
Things were so much simpler in the eighties. Where Nintendo wanted to surprise gamers so they made Samus a female, mainly as a reward for beating the game.
Now if someone were to do that. Woke. Woke WOKE.
@arp #149293
“Nooooo she couldn’t have been a feeemale all along! Females are submissive and can never be badass! This must be at the behest of the woke Gen Z soyboys and raging man-hating feminists!”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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