“Why didn't they make the short, fat plumber suddenly tossed into an insane world with mysterious rules and hidden dangers in a fight not only for his life, but the lives of millions of others, when he has had no prior experience whatsoever in any kind of heroic or even marginally athletic endeavor, into an instant badass who kung fu-fights Bowser in the heart of a volcano while Peach paces in the background, fretting that her man is safe and sound as she knits him a sweater and bakes him some cookies like the wimmenfolks should?! Why did they make the ruler of an entire kingdom into somebody competent, but the newbie blue-collar guy suddenly thrust into the role of hero acts like he's never hero'd before in his life?!!! It's like Hollywood never even bothered to read my 900-page fanfiction!!”
And again, it's so nice that all of the world's other problems have been solved. Cancer has been cured, poverty has been eradicated, Ye and Trump and Fuentes have all volunteered to be Musk's first passengers on tomorrow's rocketflight to colonize the sun, and Musk has suddenly converted to Aesthetic Buddhism and given all his worldly possessions to the poor and homeless. With nothing else in the world of any importance happening, we can spare a little time bitching about cartoons. What a Golden Age we live in.