This President will always put America first. He will always protect American citizens. We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here… and isn’t that refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama.
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This President will always put America first.
Sure, if by “America” you mean “God-Emperor Trump” (which I know you StormTrumpers do), then yes, “President Trump” will always put that first. And on second place come his burgers and his golf, and on third place, nothing.
He will always protect American citizens.
…As long as they pay and worship him, right?
We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here…
Well, considering it already is there, you just shot yourself in both feet with an anti-tank rifle.
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…You know, as much as I joke, this is actually really depressing. And I don’t know which is worse, that lying to their citizens is second nature to them, or that they actually believe their own lies.
This President will always put America first. He will always protect American citizens Donald Fart said he's sending respirators to the very much Socialist NHS: here in Britain .
Your move, Kil leigh McInane y.
This ain’t just some garden-variety Trump worshiper, though; Donald just picked her to be his new Press Secretary…
So this delusional Fox wacko is going to be following Sarah Huckster-bee Sanders…
A PROPER President will always put America first, yes. The one you have now puts HIMSELF first. He couldn’t care less about average American citizens. He was informed of the Corona virus in November, and did nothing until mid-March, apparently. Until then he said it was just a hoax.
President Obama is one of the best presidents you’ve ever had. It’s a pity he didn’t get more than eight years, like FDR had, or you might have actually become more or less Great Again…
Oh, wait; the Orange Clown did SOMETHING after he was informed of the spreading Corona virus. He and his buddies rearranged their portfolios; sold off some shares and bought others instead. Enriching themselves is of course more important than saving lives.
@Creativerealms : During Obama’s first two years, he put compromise and bipartisanship above all else. This bit him in the ass, repeatedly, since even though both houses of congress were Democrat-controlled, Republican interests still dominated, and they still tarred him as a “far-left extremist”. It could be argued that, even if he thought that this was putting America first, it ended up being… very much not that. Admittedly, this might just be semantics.
Of course, what they really mean is that Obama didn’t slash taxes on the rich, gut health care, ban abortion, or destroy the separation of church and state, because that’s their ideal for the country. Also of course, if he did do any of those things (and he couldn’t anyway, or at least not legally), then it would be for entirely sinister reasons, because a “Secret Muslim” could never be on their side.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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