Yes.
We want that to be impossible.
“LGBT+” people should either start putting their dicks in the correct hole, as ordained by God, or they should at the very least pretend they do that.
People do all sorts of strange things in their private lives. We all know that. We all do strange things we would not want others to know about. Most of us hopefully do not put our penises in the anuses of men. But if you do something like that, you need to really hide it. Do not tell people at school “hey guys – I really like ramming my penis into men’s buttholes.”
Keep it quiet and hope no one finds out.
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putting their dicks in the correct hole
…and yet you did with yours, Snake.
‘Keep it quiet and hope no one finds out’, sure, that which is reduced to posting (sh)articles under pseudonyms because you can no longer afford to have other writers. And we know why, as you certainly do. Others of your ilk - white supremacists - know only too well about you: certainly about you putting your ‘Snake’ in what you thought was a ‘correct’ hole. Only problem is, it wasn’t.
No wonder you have to ‘Keep it quiet’ re. your exact location, Andrew ‘Filipino Jailbait ’ Anglin.
‘Filipino’. ‘Jailbait’. The former being why those of your ilk would love to know only too well about your exact location.
The latter being why it’s not only they who would love to.
Can you say ‘Gary Glitter’ and ‘Vietnam’, OP…?!
“their dicks in the correct hole, as ordained by God”
Which is why I encourage OP to try and separate lions which engage in homosexual behaviours. We will see how they respond to his claims.
putting their dicks in the correct hole, as ordained by God
Ignoring for a moment that “god”/you has no business telling people what to do in the privacy of their own bedroom; what about Lesbians then, hmmmm? They tend not to have “dicks to shove in buttholes”. Or is it because “gays are icky, lesbians are hawt”? You filthy hypocrite…
Do not tell people at school “hey guys – I really like ramming my penis into men’s buttholes.”
I’ve noticed for a long time now, some homophobes are more descriptive when talking about gay male sex than actual gay men often are. Kinda makes me wonder how many of them that do that have a secret porn collection of a certain nature, ya know?
@TheKingOfRhye #203651
“Okay,” Snake Baker said as he finished the article for Anglin. “Is my Aryan stud ready for bed?”
The tightly muscled blond 19 year old with nicely coiffed hair grinned as he stepped into the room wearing only a pair of tight Box brand underwear. “Ready as I’ll ever be. I dunno how having sex with you is helping me be a better Nazi, but it sure feels good!”
Snake Baker: ““LGBT+” people should either start putting their dicks in the correct hole, as ordained by God, or they should at the very least pretend they do that.”
Other person: “What about the ones who have cunts, not dicks? Should they start either only taking dicks in their hole or pretend they do?”
SB (impatient annoyance): “It’s MEN who like ramming their dicks into other men ’s buttholes that are the capital P Problem!! It’s ‘dicks in the asses of people who have dicks themselves’ that makes us…God…PUKE
“See, I have it right here, my ‘Arbiter of Who Gets to Fuck’ license; it's got my name, and my picture, and it's laminated and everything! Got it off some hack writer guy, Brian Nimblemeyer or something, I can't be arsed enough to care, and it allows me to decide whose penis goes in which hole, and I have decreed that all penises shall go into the pussy hole! None other is allowed! I have spoken!”
Speaking of sticking it in the right hole, has Python-Wrangler here been told to go fuck himself lately?
Oh bugger, here's the Bedroom Police again. Did you call them, Anglin? Sounds like someone's been watching gay porn again, gets off on what they do with their snakes.
You don't tell consenting adults what to do, dingleberry! Because it wasn't good times when it was the love that dare not speak its name.
@Timjer #203650
I bet that, for lesbians, our friend is more about “these dykes aren’t fulfilling their correct role in society, by being the dutiful wife of a good husband and giving him children.”
@Niam2020 #203654
Well, I’ve definitely read worse-written starts to a sex scene! That’d be almost kinda hot, if we werent talking about actual Nazis fucking, lol
Frankly, does Andrew Anglin even have any renown left outside of being quoted here? If not, best thing to do would be to stop quoting him, and let him finally fade into complete obscurity.
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