I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!
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Suuuuuuurrreee, you keep saying that, Trumpy. You keep saying that all the way ‘till the secret service hauls your fat, orange ass out of the white house and dumps it in the garbage where it belongs. Oh, how I’ll savor the sweet despair you’ll feel as you’ve lost your political immunity and now countless lawsuits will drop on you.
Even before the bulk of the mail in votes came in Trump had lost the popular vote.
Fun fact, you can be the president if you win only a dozen states. The spread of voters makes it unlikely, but yeah.
It is such a shame that this was so close.
Yeah, that didn't age well!
Na na na, hey hey , goodbye...
Oh, I really wish I had a way to have a small noisy plane, pulling a banner saying, Trump - YOU’RE FIRED, LOSER!!! on it everywhere he goes for the next (how long is it? 80 days?)…
Sure you did, Donny boy. Tis you, tis you must go, and Biden must bide.
Now, get one of the Secret Service men to change your nappy, if Melania won’t do it.
The lunatic is on the grass…at least while he was waddling around on the golf course.
Oh frabjous day! We celebrated with rummy cocktails & ice cream. All he had to do was not be so horrible that 95% of the planet didn’t rejoice upon him losing his job, but clearly that was too difficult for him. Proud to have done my part to oust that pusbag from office. I just wish mom was still with us to see it.
@The_Crimson_Ghost #63938
Sadly I couldn’t be with anyone in person today, but I celebrated by ordering delivery from a fancy pizza place.
@Zinnia #63941
As long as it was enjoyed. We need all the joy & distraction we can get.
As it turned out, I couldn’t finish my pineapple rum soda. The spicy aftertaste almost burned my esophagus & made it unpleasant, & so I pawned it off on Mr. Crimson Ghost.
@The_Crimson_Ghost #63938
I saw those British fireworks and heard those Parisian Church Bells…IT WAS GLORIOUS! Seeing the celebrations all over the world was so beautiful, it was like the final scene in the Special Edition versions of RETURN OF THE JEDI .
“And if you don’t agree I won, I’ll hold my breath until I turn blue, so there!”
I haven’t heard rhetoric like this since third grade, with “If I can’t be captain, I’ll take my ball and go home.”
Crybaby or tin-pot dictator of a banana republics, take you choice.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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