An obsessive stalker has sexually assaulted a Japanese pop star after he tracked her down from a selfie she posted online.
The man, who has been named by authorities as Hibiki Sato, said he found Ena Matsuoka after identifying the train station reflected in her eye from a selfie she uploaded.
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Any sane government would grant this man full access to the J-pop idol as a reward for his brilliant display of Will To Rape.
Men that can track things down by looking at eyeball reflections and curtain placement in pictures are much more valuable than any woman, no matter how famous or “talented” she is.
This warrior has proven his worth.
He should be given his rightfully-earned teen idol.
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