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[From “Chronosexual”]

Panel 1: A woman is saying “Actually, I'm bisexua-”
Panel 2: In front of the woman first shown in the first panel, a birthday cake has candles reading “29”
Panel 3: The woman is frantically pulling down the trouser of a distressed man to have sex with him

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Well, at least he seems to acknowledge that female-on-male sexual assault is bad?
Nevertheless: What the copulation???

PS:
So I guess that, being only one year away from Hitting The Wall and becoming a disgusting crone, she is completely desperate to receive the seed of Man and/or to ensnare some betabux slave? But how would being bisexual have prevented her from doing so previously?

PPS:
Also, if it is about not wanting to die a childless spinster, why does she look so happy when she sees the 29th-birthday-cake?

I don’t get it. I mean, if there’s a bisexual girlfriend who wants to to rip my pants off…..I fail to see the downside of that.

wow, way to continue the bullshit notion that a woman is worth less the second she’s no longer in her twenties…

So Tosser has a thing for clocks?

Weird.

Is he admitting men can be sexually assaulted?

@Bastethotep #205363

why does she look so happy when she sees the 29th-birthday-cake?

It's Pebblehead's attempt at a Beat, meant to convey that "women will call themselves bisexual until they realize their biological clock is ticking".

@Dorzanath #205389

It's Pebblehead's attempt at a Beat, meant to convey that "women will call themselves bisexual until they realize their biological clock is ticking".

That was my first thought, and that combines the paternalism of “you are just like all women even if you feel otherwise” and the idea that having children is fundamentally heterosexual. I mean, even if there were no alternatives, you can still have casual unprotected sex with men and then go back to women (or even do so while married to or dating a woman, if both are okay with that).

It’s of note that no one ever says that bi/gay men will eventually desire to settle down with a woman to have kids. It’s a rooted in “women don’t really want sex, they want babies” which is dumb and wrong.

@Dorzanath #205389

Ohhh that's the joke. Honestly it would work better if he was making that joke about Lesbians since you know being Bi means they already like men.

@Zinnia #205400

Being on the other corner of the square, what offends me personally is the idea that it is only women who “feel their biological hour ticking”, when I very much do so myself (exacerbated by my only brother’s death).

So Hans Cretin Nopeener or whatever the fuck his real name is still around and hasn’t crawled into a hole and disappeared?

@Bastethotep #205441

Not going to lie I feel that too, I’m getting older and I do want to have kids myself at some point soon

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