[From “Chronosexual”]
Woah-man
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[Panel 1]
Spokesman of the Israeli Military: “We had nothing to do with Iran’s presidential helicopter crash, it was the weather.”
[Panel 2]
Basketball player Kobe Bryant, about to enter a helicopter with his daughter (both died in a helicopter crash in 2020): “Have you ever wondered how 2% of the population owns so many NBA teams?
(Submitter’s note: while Stonetoss is normally a reprehensible person with toxic garbage views, this comic hits on a particular bugaboo of mine that seems to happen on all sides, not just with right wing assholes like Stonetoss: shaming people with mental illness into going off their meds.)
Best Disinfectant
Duck-person with blue and white hair in a purple shit, holding a pill bottle: “I’m a big advocate for mental health”
2nd panel: Duck-person with green shirt, walking stick, and camping/hiking gear: “Hell yeah. Isn’t nature and sunshine great?”
3rd panel: Duck-person with purple shirt looks visibly uncomfortable, as if this idea either never occurred to them or they are somehow adverse to it.
[ Panel 1 shows two men lying in bed : one bald middle aged man and one young-looking swirlhead.
The bald middle aged man asks "Why do you care what consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedroom?"
In the second panel , a woman says to the bald middle aged man, "that's our son" ]
Care Taking
Love is Love.
Thin Ice
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[ in the first panel, there is an iceberg 🧊 with the words "Consenting Adults" written on it. The second panel reveals that the ice berg has a large body underwater with the words "children" written on it ]
White purple-haired duck person is sitting on an exam table.
White purple-haired duck person: Race is just a social construct.
2nd panel:
White doctor duck person is standing, looking at a clipboard.
White doctor duck person: Sadly, the donor for your bone marrow transplant is from an incompatible social construct.
Panel 1: two white duck-people, one wearing light blue and one wearing purple, look at the Mona Lisa.
Panel 2: purple-wearing duck-person turns to the other duck-person and says, “but did the artist have the right opinions?”
Panel 3: just a shot of the Mona Lisa
Panel 4: Mona Lisa being carried out by a duck-person in a janitorial outfit in a wheeled trash can.
Alt-text: “There’s a reason you don’t see right-wing art, and it isn’t because right-wingers aren’t making art.”
Speaking of cancelling art, it would seem the wild success of the Flurks NFT has caused quite a stir. So much in fact, the art was de-listed on NFT markets OpenSea and Rarible without explanation.
Thankfully the story has gotten picked up by news outlets. In fact, if you or someone you know would like to publish this story, hit me up.
Alternatively, if you or someone you know works at OpenSea/Rarible, let’s talk. I’ve been trying to for a week.
@Bitcoin News (@BTCTN)
The artist behind Stonetoss Comics, a series of political cartoons, has been censored by two very prominent #NFT marketplaces — Opensea and Rarible. https://t.co/yBvDNZGNT2
First Panel:
White duck-people with rainbow and trans flags marching, shouting “WE’RE NOT HURTING ANYBODY!”. Torches and pitchforks can be seen in the background.
Second Panel:
White duck-person sitting on a porch displaying a confederate flag: “Same”.
Homosexuals reproduce by abusing children. Period, fact, end of conversation. They aren't born, they're made via sexual abuse.
this is the dumbest take I've ever heard
It's not dumb, it's the truth that homos and their enablers don't want the average person to know. It used to be common knowledge.
Don't need citations for facts. Visit your local bath house and take a poll.
Jackson Miles:
That's some of the stupidest fucking shit I've ever heard. You make a claim, you need to substantiate it. Substantiate your claim or it's worthless.
Disease spreading homosexual who spreads diseases and molests children says what now?
olican101:
What? I'm gay and I was never abused... nobody I know was ever abused.
Then your brain is broken or you're lying...Enjoy your STDs, AIDS and empty life, along with your destroyed anus.
First panel
Purple-haired duck person to duck-person with gun:” The government has jets and nukes. What can your second amendment do?”
Second panel
Followed by an illustration of Jackie and John F. Kennedy in the convertible in Dallas.
[From "Thin Blue Line"]
Defund the secret police
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Panel 1
*A scientist talks to a racist with two brains in jars in the background
Scientist: Okay racist, can you guess which brain is white and which is black?
Panel 2
Racist: (grabbing a card) No, I can’t. You got me.
Panel 3
*The racist gets up his card on an easel. It shows two different bell curves.
Racist: Say, can you guess which I.Q. distribution is white and which is black?
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It’s Great Turtles All the Way Down
[ PANEL 1: Racist redneck asshole wearing a Confederate flag shirt says "go back to where you came from"
PANEL 2: A native American wearing red asks
the redneck "cool, when are you leaving"
PANEL 3: Reveals that the first Native American buried an axe in the head of a second native American wearing blue. The native American wearing blue asks the red-wearing one "cool, when are you leaving?
Panel 4: a native American wearing green asks the other two when are they leaving]
First Panel:
Brown duck-person in sombrero looks over shoulder and says, “What’s wrong? Don’t like Mexican people?”
Second Panel:
White duck-person in border patrol outfit stares and says nothing.
Third Panel:
Brown duck-person in sombrero stares and says nothing.
Fourth Panel:
White duck-person in border patrol outfit says, “You didn’t.”
Black Lives Splattered
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[Comic depicts a black woman in a door shouting “How can you value property more than black lives?” to a Gun-toting MAGA asshole wearing a “Don’t Tread on Me” shirt. The door has a “Planned Parenthood” sign above it]
Justice is Bind
The court of public opinion.
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[Comic shows a cameraman kneeling on Lady Justice's neck ala George Floyd while recording a reporter. A city burns in the background . Presumably due to rioters]
[panel 1: Man wearing a light orange T-shirt asks a man wearing a purple shirt "When did you choose to be gay?"
Panels 2 and 3: depict a child wearing a purple shirt playing with a toy truck while the shadow of an adult male ominously looms over him
Panel 4: The purple-shirted man responds "I didn't"]
George Floyd got the justice that counts because he spent his life making stupid choices: Ingesting illegal drugs, defrauding merchants, resisting arrest, god knows what else. On top of that, he neglected his health, because he had clogged coronary arteries which contributed to his death. I don't feel sorry in the least for this loser. Count me as one of the Chauvinists.
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[Panel 1: a black person is doing the "black power fist" while another black person is lying on the ground bleeding.
Panel 2: Reveals that the black person doing the "black power fist is holding a bloody knife behind their back, implying that they killed the person lying in the street.]
Revealed Preferences
Black lives matter? Tell them that.
Faith Healing
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[Doctor:”Your son is healthy.
Let's amputate the tip of his penis.”
Mom:”Well, if the acience says so.”
Doctor:”Your son finds school boring. Let's give him prescription meth.”
Mom: ”Well, if the science says so.”
Doctor:”Your son is your daughter. Let's give them hormone blockers”
Mom:”Well, if the science says so.” ]
Shoehorn Theory
Second panel: white duck person with pink hair and pink shirt looks shocked and/or horrified
Third panel: white duck person with pink hair and pink shirt looks angry and fearful, whispers into hand: “Just like the Nazis did…”
Unisex
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[ Comic shows three bathrooms; a men's bathroom, a women's bathroom and a bathroom with a noose symbol on it.
A man walks into the men's bathroom]
Summary: Stonetoss tries to argue that Q Anon was a false flag psyop by the Jews
Red for their prolapsed anuses ("rosebuds").
Orange for their weeping HIV sores.
Yellow for the piss they drink.
Green for the infected pus they ooze.
Blue for their unceasing depression.
Purple for their corpses after they hang themselves.
That's the pride flag.
Meanwhile, a rainbow is a brilliant display of light that shows beauty and radiance.
Just in case people think that homosexuals actually have a rainbow for their flag. They don't. They merely have some colored stripes in according to their deficiencies.
Gay people seem to make you upset....Want to talk about it?
Gay people make themselves upset.
I'm not the one giving them anal prolapses to the extent that plastic surgery has developed a branch for butthole tightening and anus bleaching, too. Lel.
I'm not giving them HIV. I'm not nurturing bugchasing fantasies in them, that's their moribund minds wanting to die faster.
Et cetera, I've covered this in other comments.
Plus, I want them to be healed, but for that to happen, several things need to be changed.
homosexuality and its ilk must be seen as the illnesses they are.
then, what must lose its stigma is to be treated for it. That it is okay to be gay beause it's easy to fix (someday in the future, hopefuly) and people can and do lose the mindset of "I'd never be happy as a normal straight man/woman" and instead get a chance of having children, continuing their now fixed bloodline, like the chain of continuation before them.
>but men are shit
>but women are shit
>but everything is depressing just let me have my anal fun
Fixing these things comes with the territory of being an antisemite and "nazi".
And, for the benefit of the ones that come after you and I have died, I am not deterred by people like you or anyone else in the way of fixing the world.
You argue from a broken standpoint. I work towards the future where that standpoint is not there anymore.
Out of the Closet
I was born this way.
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[Panel 1-Then: Man comes out to his parents as gay saying "I'm " while his mom cries on the couch.
Panel 2-Now ; Man comes out to his parents as homophobic saying " I'm homophobic" as his home cries on the couch]
[Happy Pride month
First panel: Shows a Swirlhead saying "Nobody is coming for your kids, conservatives."
Second panel: reveals that Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse are holding pride flags at a pride parade behind the swirlhead]
"Baller in your court"
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Joke-her
1st Panel:
Kid asks clown: Can I have a balloon?
2nd Panel:
Mom pulls kid away and scolds: Stop being transphobic.
Kneel Jerk Reaction
http://stonetoss.com/comic/kneel-jerk-reaction/
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1st panel:
WHITE MAN KILLS BLACK MAN
Earlier today, on Opposite Day...
2nd Panel:
Illustration of black man kneeling in a park
3rd Panel:
Illustration of black man kneeling in looted, burning Target
4th Panel:
Illustration of black man kneeling in looted high-end store
Black Lives Tattered
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[ Comic depicts a black man on the ground kneeling on his own neck in a burning city ]
[A comic depicting a person holding an all lives matter sign. Another person asks them "How can you say that while so many black people are killed by police?". The comic cuts to a scene where a black gangster is standing atop a mountain of dead bodies behind the person holding the all lives matter sign]
Gross. But it shows the weird double standard about public health versus normalizing gay dysfunctions. Developed countries have drinkable tap water because they learned to keep fecal matter from contaminating the water supply. Related to that, notice all the scolding to keep washing our hands as a prophylaxis against the virus. Yet we let gay men contaminate each other's bodies with fecal matter and associated pathogens as their normal "sexual" behavior.
Body Count
[Panel 1: Someone kneeling on a black man's neck. The black man as a fentanyl needle in his arm
Panel 2: Man in the background hildst a rifle while guy on skateboard appears to have a heart attack
Panel 3: judge Ruth Bader Ginsburg dies in a chair while sitting beside the other judges
Panel 4: Trump coughs with a mask on while an antifa member prays "please let us have this one"
In response to a Stonetoss cartoon praising Ben Garrison…
Too bad the real Ben Garrison folded like a cheap Chinese chair when the K*kes accused him of "anti-semitism"
Breathe Easy
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[Panel 1: police officer says "Stop resisting" while pointing to a "masks mandatory" Sig
Panel 2: A black man wearing a mask and a "criminal lives matter t shirt" screams "I can't breathe"]
Restitution
[Comic shows a black man holding a bag of money shouting "Time for reparations" . A visibly injured white man using a crutch and holding a bag replies "Agreed!"]
Justice for Cannon:
[Image headline:Black Man Executes White Child in Broad Daylight in
North Carolina Neighborhood
Police :Five-year-old boy shot in head because he accidentally rode into man's yard ]
Outlaw
Law and disorder.
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[Comics shows a "blue lives matter" person smugly saying "well well" to a police officer(implied to be Derek Chauvin in handcuffs. both of them are in a jail cell ]
1st Panel:
White person with purple hair: We know who controls the institutions, media, banks, courts, and the government!
2nd Panel:
Guy with monocle, yarmulke, and cigar: Who?
3rd Panel:
White person with purple hair, pointing: Straight, white men!
4th Panel:
Guy with monocle, yarmulke, and cigar turns and walks away: Phew!
The moment is coming. Quite frankly, I don't put much faith in the pat-front/boog-bois who have their hearts in the right place and willingness to show but not the good sense to maintain more and tighter operational and information security. There are many who are planning the what, how, where, and when of reprisal once the fuse gets lit so-to-speak. (((They))) must light it, and when it's lit you and everyone else will know because it will shine like the sun shines in the sky. The normies likewise will be dumbfounded in their inability to deny the moment.
So as things are "heating up", ask yourself what you are doing to prepare and be ready for the day. You know the actors, who's at fault, what they look like, and in many cases their names and where they sleep. Have a plan, and have a plan to go through with it. Give them all the rope in the world...be the hunter, not the hunted.
"Body Mods"
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