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Jennifer Hoffman #magick #ufo #crackpot

So, you went from a size 5 vibrator to a size 6, and are now trying to get ready for size 7? Well, if it makes you proud, it’s fine, whatever floats your boat. But, take it slowly. Don’t overdo it. And make sure to use lots of lube!

Anonymous Cowards #quack #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #pratt

Oh come on. Don’t pretend you would consider The Handmaid’s Tale happening IRL a bad thing.

IrishTheFrenchie #crackpot #conspiracy #pratt #transphobia

Took me a bit to realize that Jazz is a name here. I thought this was an incel hating on the music for some reason.

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #quack

Okay, so let me get this straight: graphene is something totally different than carbon, jumping is evil, “the Nano” is some mystic evil force, which is evil because it is jumping, “the AI” is another mystic evil force, but is not jumping, and you have been doing some hard drugs while watching Star Trek?

Mark570 #wingnut #dunning-kruger #fundie

David Jordan #crackpot #wingnut

After that one rabidly transphobic woman, now this? After getting that discount trump elected, are the brits also trying to get their own fox news over there?!

JE Aggas #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie #racist #magick #wingnut

But have you considered: Cabal -> Caballus -> latin for “horse” -> Horse Dewormer! COINCIDENCE?!?!

Erena Velazquez/“Supreme Father of Fathers”

“I don’t wanna go wash my hands! I don’t wanna stop licking rats! My super-mega-ultra-daddy who is ten times more awesome than yours will kick your butt, if you keep trying to force me! Nanananana!”

Hulk Hogan #conspiracy #wingnut

Another celebrity falling down the tinfoil hat rabbit hole… I guess we’ll be seeing him alongside Sorbo in the next God’s Not Dead

Dr. Michael Salla/Elena Danaan #ufo #magick #conspiracy

@Spacewyrm #109987

How could even half of this nonsense be happening without more than just a handful of Internet lunatics finding out about it?

That’s the thing: they probably consider themselves not a handful of internet lunatics, but “the lucky few who were blessed with the secret TRUTH!”. I think the superiority complex is an important part of such a delusion.

Kevin Sorbo #conspiracy #pratt #wingnut

Still simping for the orange messiah, despite him telling you to stop licking rats and get vaccinated? Doublethink, or are we at “everything I don’t like is fake news”?

Jerry Derecha/YeshuaBenDavid #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #magick #fundie

At this point, 5D Space Cat Furries would be several steps up sanity-wise. Might even be more insane than Bennet Lee Ross

SulphuricMirror #sexist

I sometimes refer to ovarites as “rule63 incels”. I think it’s very fitting.

Mike Adams The Health Ranger #quack #wingnut #conspiracy #elitist

Holy shit, the plague ranger projects so hard, he could be showing movies on the moon in broad daylight!

Lev #crackpot #ufo #magick

Argonians? After 5D Space Cat Furries, now 25D Space Lizard Scalies?
Oh, Argorians. Well, that makes FAR more sense! /s

SulphuricMirror #sexist

I thought this was written by an incel at first. Thought he meant something like: a good, patriarchial society MUST be based on hating the “FEEEMALES”!

Ernest Laverdiere Jr./James Rink #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #ufo #magick #wingnut

@Spacewyrm #109484

Well, I can definitely think of way more ridiculous bullshit. This list lies well within the realm of natural wingnuttery imo. Though I guess you can’t get TOO crazy, or even the wingnuts might catch on.

Henry Makow PhD/NH #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

ShadowNinjaMaster #elitist

Still going on about Clark and Lous’s son, aka, a superman-based, but distinct character, who is gay? (or bi, I honestly don’t care enough to look it up)
Let’s wait and see when this manbaby (though, “shadowninjamaster”? can’t be much older than 14) finds out that there is also a superman-based character who is - GASP! - a woman!!!

Ben Garrison #psycho #conspiracy #wingnut

mysteryca #magick

They use a device which knocks the patient unconscious and does its work over a couple of hours at most.

*bonk* go to horny jail?!

It’s a great deal if you’re a child and have nothing.

…aand now this took an unexpectedly creepy turn

@Bastethotep #109546

I guess somehow “ask the dead about stuff” got to “command the dead to do whatever”. I think -urgy could be used instead, sometimes. Necrourgy sounds weird, though. But Thanaturgy might work!

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #conspiracy

And I presume the “White Hats” are the same fascist Mary Sues as in the other quotes?

The part about “Star Trek Future” is not only extremely cringy, but also ironic: fairly certain the members of this cult are REEEEEEing hard about socialism in other contexts…

scarenormal #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

I thought your cult renamed that stuff to “adrenochrome”? Also, what’s this about “archons”? Somehow I doubt you are smart enough to mean the greek title for a ruler of sorts. Don’t tell me you lifted this from StarCraft, like you lifted “Matrix” from the movie…

Micki Witthoeft #conspiracy #pratt

Guess simping for fascism runs in the family there…

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #quack #wingnut

You know, “the left” would be really, really, REALLY offended-triggered-butthurt if you were to jump off a bridge, Waylly-Roo

Mark570 #wingnut #dunning-kruger #fundie

Wow, who pissed into his horse dewormer this morning?

Ernest Laverdiere Jr./James Rink #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #ufo #magick #wingnut

Charlie Kirk #fundie #racist #wingnut

Donald Trump #conspiracy #crackpot #god-complex #pratt #wingnut

This thing is still talking? Do even the GOPniks still listen to it? I thought they dropped it, because it told them to get vaccinated

Cobra/The Portal #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy #wingnut

@Timjer #109210

Oh, light is definitely not good in this shitty fanfiction here. I mean “surrender or die”, “restructuring” facilities, you must “accept the light”… Makes me think it’s a mixture of the 3rd reich and the inquisition.

Pro-White Party #homophobia #racist

Leviticus also condemns shrimp, yet here you are shrimping for Putin

Divine Sophia via Galaxygirl #crackpot #magick #ufo

Rule63 Jesus Mary Sue fanfiction now? Could use more shipping… Or is “male and female Christed coupling” referring to a male!Jesus x female!Jesus thing?

Ethan Huff/The Covid Blog #homophobia #racist #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

Yes, keep simping for Nurgle you plaguerat. Stay away from sane people, though, you might catch the vaccine cooties! Just lock yourself in in your personal pit of pestilence and keep eating horse dewormer, until you finally go meet the Great Unclean One.

Cobra/The Portal #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy #wingnut

You aren’t even hiding that these “light” mary sues of you are fascists. Says quite a lot about you.

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #magick

Better stock up on horse dewormer and stay away from hospitals then! Especially when it becomes hard to breathe! Or the evul ~~jews~~ khazars will totally get you!

@Malingspann #109029
I misread your last sentence as “Sex And The City was about four cat-girls.” That would have definitely improved that show.

Torchy Blane #conspiracy #quack #sexist #homophobia #transphobia #racist #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Ashley Green, Deirdre & Gravitron Rutherford #crackpot #magick

Maybe tone down on video games and… whatever shit you are taking.

Also: a woman/child hybrid???

Fschmidt #dunning-kruger #psycho

No clue what you consider to be “brains”, but, please, be my guest. Stay away from these evul hospitals and keep eating horse dewormer. Especially when you can’t breathe because of the ‘rona!

Anonymous #conspiracy #fundie #ufo

@Malingspann #108928

I suspect the intended replacement word is that one which is spelled really similar to “jaws”…

Indian in the Machine #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo

Sixgun1977 #wingnut

Why is he even offended at his führer being compared to hitler? Shouldn’t that be a compliment?

Arcturian Starseed ambassador René, a.k.a. ARCTURUS RA #crackpot #ufo #magick #dunning-kruger #conspiracy #quack

Ra holds a Master’s Degree in electrical engineering and computer technologies. He is also self-taught in photonic fusion and bioresonance devices or the building of such. He feels that the secret of the pyramids, vortices, power spots, fountains or holy places with seemingly miraculous properties has been lost.

You know, this part actually makes that Ra character believable. It is totally plausible that there is indeed some dude who got his masters in IT, but is also a full-blown nutcase who believes in “photonic fusion” and that pyramids are magic…

Ivo of Vega/Sharon Stewart #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy #wingnut

Melania’s eyes? Coveting your führer’s wife now? This is just sad…

Brother Nathanael #racist #wingnut #conspiracy #quack

Well, at least this one isn’t hiding behind any newspeak, like “khazars”, “rothschilds”, “(((them)))” etc…

Jerry Derecha/Adrenogate #crackpot #conspiracy #magick #ufo

Quantum fabric? I think your search/replace missed that one. The rest of the text looks like “fractal” is your “quantum” now.

Ben Garrison #fundie

@Megacles #108662

But, it seems like he’s presenting it as a bad thing? I would have thought, benny here would be all for executing everyone he considers outgroup? ESPECIALLY in the context of a nazi “utopia”

@Yutolia #108692

Jewish Space Lasers. Even if Benny isn’t buying into this actual thing, as invented by that MTG woman, the very fact that the jewish space laser is actually being believed demonstrates, that to a trumpist/GOPnik/qanonist wingnut, nothing is too stupid as a pretense to deny reality.

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #wingnut

“the right” is ironically as far away from actually being right as possible.

As I said before: weird hill to die on, but please go ahead

wiki4men #sexist

So, MRAs are afraid of girl cooties, even when they find the occassional girl wo isn’t running away screaming from them? Sounds about right.

Taygetan/Swaruu Team #ufo #conspiracy #wingnut

@Sasha #108627

Nah, to *boil* the stuff it’s still way too cold, but it’s well above lead’s melting point.

Together with other features, like clouds of sulfuric acid or atmospheric pressure 90x that on Earth’s surface, Venus sure is the perfect place to build your supervillain lair!

Eivind Berge #psycho

Now physical attraction to a person below the age of consent might be an expected phenomenon, but of course, an incel will never be able to understand concepts like “maturity”, “romantic attraction”, or “power imbalance”. To them, it’s all animal-planet-like instinct-driven pursuit of the “FEEEEEEEMALES”, where only the “ALPHA CHAD” gets to procreate, and nothing besides that matters.