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china4biden #racist #conspiracy #homophobia

So what I’m getting from all this is, all hail our Jewish overlords, clearly they are the Master Race, for they conquered the world without firing a shot or letting anyone know. That takes guile and skill.

Q The Storm Rider #wingnut #quack #ufo #ableist #conspiracy

Your Big Scary Overlords overlooked the possibility of children talking to each other? Why are you so afraid of supervillains who are clearly too fucking stupid to operate a blanket?

Frosty Wooldridge #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Three days ago, I was glad I’m not American. Today, given what bill just got passed, I’m even more glad. My god, at this point all it would take is a stiff breeze to knock over the house of cards that is the USA.

cooljerk9840 #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia #psycho

@ShatteredGlassSkywarp #228869

All I had to do to get that shit was grow my hair out. Which made no fucking sense, it was the fucking ’90’s, it was the style at the time, what the fuck was wrong with some people? I went to high school with stupid people, I swear to fuck.

Juxtaposition1 #wingnut #crackpot #racist #conspiracy

Damn that fake national anthem! Everybody knows the REAL American national anthem is “SheBops” by Cyndi Lauper.

(For those who remember that I am Canadian. the REAL Canadian anthem is “The Ketchup Song” by Stompin’ Tom Connors.)

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #fundie

…Kent must be so proud. Eric’s carrying on the family tradition of being a glue-huffing fuckwit with frantic aplomb.

Ethan White #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

"It has to be the Left what done this bad thing! We’d never do the bad thing, even though we kept saying we’d do the bad thing, and the bad thing isn’t even bad because we like the outcome of doing the bad thing, and we would certainly never joke about the bad thing even though, yeah, we totally fucking would! In a part of the country literally crawling with right-wing crazies, doompreppers and neo-Nazis, it’s simply not possible that one of them could have done the bad thing! It was George Soros, and he did it by showing playing cards and playing certain songs and all the other stuff that happens in movies with sleeper agents!

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Benny, if I suddenly “realized” any of that, I would hope that I had sufficient hydration and a trustworthy trip sitter to guide me back to Earth as I go on a pharmacologically-fuelled voyage through the universe.

John C. Wright #fundie

A Christian theocracy would not torture and kill them

“What’s an Inquisition? Burning heretics and non-believers who refuse to convert? Nah, that never happened. And you can’t Torquemada anything!”

EDP445 #sexist #psycho

Well fortunately the odds of you ever experiencing “the hands of a woman” are practically nil, with that sparkling personality of yours on full display.

Sire_Guesclin #sexist #fundie

Hold on a sec, I have to go tell my mother she didn’t really work on a fucking road crew back in the ’80’s.

And no, she wasn’t a secretery. She worked the machinery. Road pavers, jackhammers, cement mixers, she did the job.

And no, my dad wasn’t some “soyboy sitting in an AC office building”, he was in construction, building a fucking neighbourhood.

Stan_Arney #fundie

“We can’t associate with them!” Jerry from the Schizophrenics Wing of the Asylum shouted, gesticulating wildily towards the Paranoiacs across the room; “They’re crazy!”
“But Jerry,” Winston the Tap Dancing Muffin Whom Only Jerry Could See or Hear intoned, “You’re in the asylum too, the same as them.”
“Well yes,” Jerry said, offended at the implication, “but my crazy is different from theirs! It’s the One True Crazy, not their apostate false crazy!”

Mr. Reality #crackpot #transphobia #psycho

“I’m afraid of the villains that only exist in my own mind, but it’s okay to kill people without any provocation because I lumped them into my imaginary badguy list!”

various commenters #wingnut

Needs the psycho and racist tags.

Also, “person I don’t like for political reasons or because they disagree with me” isn’t a crime.

The Trump administration #crackpot #homophobia #transphobia

@Passerby #227825

B-but we’ve already gone a whole four decades well beyond his relevance. Shouldn’t he be used to it by now?

Also, that is some Sephiroth-level shit. “If I can’t live forever, nobody else gets to live without me! My immortality is your extinction!!” And I can totally see him doing it.

Between this and his proposal to reverse the ban on asbestos, is his next bill just going to be called the “I Want All You Motherfuckers Fucking Dead” Bill?

Steven L Anderson #fundie

If Steven L. Anderson ever has anything good to say about you, you may want to pause, re-evaluate your life, and see just where it is you went wrong.

Because this is the same motherfucker who bragged that he would take his kids on a one-way fishing trip if they ever came out as gay.

Kristi Noem #wingnut #racist

@Passerby #227087

Shit, I honestly forgot that was this bitch. Fuck, dude’s lucky all he got was arreested, Kristi’s the type to go full-on Robocop on a person.

Loki Hulgaard #transphobia #racist #conspiracy #wingnut #fundie

“But it’s name isn’t Mary Sue! It’s Barely Disguised Fetish That I Hide From My Parents, Look At How Mature And Smart And Ever So Edgy I am!”

Lapis-Lazuri #moonbat

Uh-oh, guys, Poison Ivy has a wifi connection and opinions.

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

2nd Smartest Guy in the World #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

“Nobody actually disagrees with me because I’m clearly and inarguably correct in all things! If anyone expresses an opinion contrary to one I had previously stated, no they didn’t, they’re lying about disagreeing with me, they actually agree with me, but George “Boogyman” Soros is mindcontrolling them to pretend to think different things from me! All are me! I am all! Bow before the Unimind!”

@DusktheRaccoon #psycho #moonbat

Dear World-Cleansing Asteroid,
You are cleared for landing. Give it to me on my face, I fucking dare you, you ginormous megalithic space fucker.
Sincerely, Humanity.

Sierra #wingnut #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

Oh, don’t mention “Elon the Grey” in his presence - you’ll get a fifteen hour ketamine-fueled TED talk about how calling him “the Grey” implies that there’s black mixed with his white, and he won’t have that shit.

Then he’ll do a stiff-armed “my heart goes out to you” followed by a stiff-kneed “this is how gooses walk!” while showing off his impression of his favorite Street Fighter character: “See? Guile! See? Guile!”

Judge Anna Von Reitz #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

What in the what-the-fucking fuck is any of this fuck?

Dan Cooper/James Rink #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

Wow, a space-faring samurai supersoldier who also is a 12th level intellect? Why, it’s like Captain America, Hattori Hanzo and the Earth-3 Lex Luthor all had a kid.

And named him Horseshit.

Because this is horseshit.

Chick Tracts #homophobia #transphobia #fundie #wingnut

SadEstablishment1265 #crackpot #magick

various commenters #wingnut #racist

All we have to go by is the OOP’s claim that the officers were Muslim - could be Romani, could be Turkic or Coptic or just kinda tanned - and that the man was being arrested for blasphemy against Islam - could have been snatching purses or waggling his jimmy at passengers on the bus for all we know. All we have is a photograph of two officers escorting a third man elsewhere, and the “totally trust me, bro” claim of shenanigans that any court would yeet out the window in a heartbeat.

Ethan Huff #crackpot #quack #wingnut #ufo #conspiracy #mammon

“We’re going to free mankind by creating a two-class system - people who believe in woo-woo will get access to magical woo-woo beds, and sane people will get our crumbs and be glad for it!”

Chris O’Connor/Daniel Rink #ufo #crackpot #quack #conspiracy #mammon

Chris O’Connor served 60 years in the secret space program for the United Nations as an intergalactic liaison from 1970 to 2030

from 1970 to 2030

*looks at calendar*

Hmm…I think I may have found a continuity error.

Lonely-Sea5885 #dunning-kruger #crackpot

If the pyramids are big capacitors, why did they stick corpses in them? Why paint the insides and stock them with treasures and oils and mummified cats? What was all that electricity for? Why wasn’t there a distribution network or some sort of infrastructure to allocate this electricity to the surrounding area? Why didn’t Egypt conquer the fucking world, if they had electricity a few milennia ahead of anyone else?

Astaro #fundie

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #pratt #ufo #magick #conspiracy

We literally have three units of measurement for gravitational force depending on context, Benjy.

I didn’t even read the rest of his usual twaddle. Or even check which Benjy this was. Lee Ross? Fulford? I dunno, they’re starting to blur together at this point.

EDIT: It was Lee Ross. Well…it was a fifty/fifty coin flip, really.

NeonPlutonium and commenters #magick #ufo #crackpot

@JM1234 #225110

Because in Conan’s universe, men are big burly psychopaths who solve problems with murder, people who read books (“sorcerers” in the parlance) are all deceptive evil cowards, and the womenfolk exist to either bolster male ego, ride male appendages or fall before righteous male wrath. Black people are evil-worshipping cannibals, the East is full of “sorcerers” (so again, evil cowards) and seductive dragon ladies, and success means standing on top of the tallest pile of gold and corpses you can build.

And I say this as someone who likes the Conan universe. There are good things there. But holy shit did Robert need a hug, some therapy to deal with his depression and Mommy issues, and to block Lovecraft’s number.

Laura Wood #conspiracy #wingnut

“I’m a real Christian!!” screamed the woman trying to teach men.

@TatersForever5481 #225063
She stood up, bent over, and gently extracted them from her ring-shaped filing cabinet.

Which also frequently doubles as her hat.

Anton Kobyakov #crackpot #moonbat #wingnut

“Um, excuse me, but the method by which a cruel totalitarian boot was removed from our collective necks was not properly filed or collated, therefore the boot must be immediately returned to our necks until such time as the proper channels for removal might be accessed. As a result, the Berlin Wall must immediately be rebuilt, everyone who danced on it’s rubble must be disappeared, and we must install a cruel, brutal fascist dictator…oh, I see Comrade Putin is already here, never mind that last one then.”

@Anon-e-moose #225115
That is fucking awful. Confederate statues are bad enough, but why in the fuck would anyone build a memorial to someone who so openly hated his own people and wasn’t shy about his autogenocidal actions? What’s the plaque for the statue read? “Remember when I starved your grandparents to death?”

Astaro #fundie

People like this can only think in two dimensions. Like, they didn’t even read their own book (what a surprise!); Lucifer wasn’t ejected because he wanted to be God, he was ejected because he understandably had an issue with being commanded to kneel before stupid apes. I’m one of those stupid apes, and I wouldn’t kneel to us.

Joe Dyas (Resigned Reform UK candidate for Shrewsbury) #racist #wingnut #dunning-kruger

I am offended that someone from the country that invented the fucking English language, can’t fucking use the English language.

Thule Society #wingnut

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Hitler was responsible for the murder of 6 million jews via homicidal gas chambers?

Yep.

Hitler started WWII?

No, I non-sarcastically think it was Charlie Fucking Chaplin.

Hitler stole the election in 1933?

He certainly stacked things in his favour, with the Reichstag fire.

Hitler was involved with the occult?

It certainly makes for fun stories of interpid archeologists punching Nazi noses over the Holy Grail, but no, Hitler was not involved with the occult.

Hitler hated Christianity?

He found it useful to lull the people into obedience, and created a warped Aryan-flavoured version of it. That’s all I’ll say.

Hitler hypnotized the German people to allow him to lead them?

I think desparate people will follow any Pied Piper, so long as he promises good days ahead with minimal fuss.

Hitler wanted and planned to rule the world?

Because everybody knows megalomaniacs can be satiated with just one thing, right?

Hitler was the evilest man in all human history?

There’s a sorting algorithim of evil. It goes Hitler, Himmler, Goebbels, Pol Pot, Stalin, Idi Amin, Trump, whichever intern keeps telling the Donald that his makeup looks fine. His make up does not look fine, Heather! He looks like he fell asleep on a pumpkin pie! He looks like he’s on a lunch break between shoots on a Scheisse film that ran out of WetNaps! Blending, motherfucker, do you speak it!?!

The Allies were good, heroes, saviors of mankind from WWII?

Compared to the genocidal syphilitic and his gaggle of bloodthirsty bigots? Hell to the fuck yeah.

When you hear of Hitler’s accomplishments, do you call the person speaking a ‘Hitler worshiper’?

He dodged getting killed by JRR Tolkein and killed the man who started WW2 and the Holocaust. Those are the only “accomplishments” anyone should care about.

If you said YES to any of these, you have missed the point and need a number of history lessons.

Or I paid attention in history class, scant though it may have been, and have a moral fucking compass.

That’s okay, we’ll help you find the way!

Oh please fucking do. The Nazis used to come around my grandparents’ farm looking for food to steal and daughters to harass, and I’d like to see if Opa’s shotgun still works as intended.

Dan Bilzerian #conspiracy #racist

Or we were taught that, right before we were taught that the Suffering Olympics aren’t actually a thing, and just because Lenin was born Jewish (he renounced Judaism and embraced Russian Orthodoxy as an adult, but I doubt that matters to these people, right?), doesn’t mean Jews haven’t been victims. Black people have been both victim and perpetrator. Ditto Asian people. And White people. Being one does not mean a group cannot be the other. And regardless of that, it neither means that one is justified in victimising a group who may or may not have been the perpetrator in the past.

Michael Walsh #racist #conspiracy

…Why would a Dutch girl have to flee the Soviet Red Army?

Also, she “joined a salvation march (which weren’t a thing, btw) into Germany” then I guess she opted to take a nap in Bergen-Belsen, came down with typhus in a fit of Teutophobic pique? Why would a Jewish girl ever think that a country where belonging to her religion was a crime would ever provide her with “salvation?” This is wall-to-wall utter brainfuckery and I pity the mother that birthed you and the uncle that sired you.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

I get the feeling that “black person gave me evil look” is really just code for “black person looked at me blackly.”

Mary Magdalene via Natalie Glasson #magick #ufo #crackpot

Brian Niemeier #fundie #conspiracy

@Creativerealms #224641

I think The Little Mermaid was on Disney’s production slate in one form or another for a good long while.

And Brian is baffled that a businessman wouldn’t want to make a product about the heroine choosing to die rather than commit murder? Brian needs to go back over what American culture was like during Walt’s lifetime. Moral watchdogs - almost exactly like Bri-Bri here, right down to every nuance and ideological quirk - would have stormed the Magic Kingdom and strung Mickey and Minnie up like Christmas lights, if Uncle Walt pumped out a traumatizing cartoon like that.

And it makes sense that Bri-Bri would decry creative license, given how creatively bankrupt he is.

Owen Benjamin #racist #fundie

I don’t expect people like this to be smart; I know that’s asking far too much of them.
But do they have to be so fucking comfortable being such fucking idiots?

RFK Jr. #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

I swear to god there more Kennedy brains attached to car upholstery than there are to this moron.

Jake Shields and Joel Davis #racist #conspiracy #psycho

“He fixed the economy!”

Debatable, but he DID kill a lot of people.

“B-b-but the economy!”

Sorry, killing people negates that. People are more important than money. Weird how anyone needs to say that, it seems kind of obvious.

Laura Wood #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

These people will walk arm-in-arm right into the path of a zombie apocalypse if it tickles their false sense of intellectual superiority. “Take the zombie vaccine? Pshaw, I don’t trust anyone who wasted so much time in medical school! Rising from the dead was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me!”

German Confederate #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

“Jesus would have been cool with Germany killing Jews! Hell, he would have helped us, everyone he knew was a Jew! His mom, his dad, all his followers, his teachers, himself, he would have marched them all into the gaschambers, then jumped in himself, he was such a mensch!”