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Fullasian #racist

“Do you understand how sexual selection works?”
Men and women choose who they want to have sex at. Terribly compicated…

"When push comes to shove, women are the last flag bearers of human civilization to create life.”
Right now, yes, women can say ‘no’ to men they don’t want to sleep with. Men COULD say no… assuming there are they don’t want to sleep with.

“They are given the duty to weed out bottom of the barrel males.”
Not really a duty. It’s a matter of individual tastes. Some people think various people are bottom of the barrel. Country singers, rappers, atheists, people who beat off gas station storage rooms…

"A man who is confident and well liked will not resort to the interracial marriage market.”
Huh?
My marriage is interracial but I don’t recall attending a market.
I found someone I really liked and…skipping ahead, we have three kids and a 40-year marriage. Nothing about ‘resorting,’ either. I mean, by the time i made it to the Tender in Sctland i had about 7 offers of marriage due to giving back rubs. When a woman asked, I said ‘yes.’
I think you’re talking some outrageous shit, here.

“Very few instances are true love.”
Yes, yes, I trust your ability to detect love and valid it’s authenticity…Based on the skin color of the couple.
I mean, we haven’t run towards each other in a field of daisies, but she has taken me to the ER at 0300 and held my hand. I’ve held her hand through the prep for some major surgeries. if it ain’t ‘real love’ I don’t see the difference.

godsfavoritetool #fundie

“What really yanks my chain is when the news media always report about species "adapting to their environment".”
I’m trying to remember the last time i saw ‘species adapting’ on the news… Is this a real problem or did you just make shit up to complain about it?

“This explanation is ALWAYS the first that the reporters will jump to. They act as if there is no possibility whatsoever that maybe - just MAYBE - they were designed that way.”
Ah. But if they suggest that a deity designed a species, someone might sue them, asking them to support that statement. Then what do they do? Which religion, which god, which creation myth do they support? There’s no way they can do that without pissing off the other religious ideologues. Far easier to go with the science, and piss off the dumber creationists.

“I'm always angered when I read these breaking news stories that seem to support the "theory" of evolution,”
OOoooooh. Scare quotes to show that you don’t understand science! That’s SO edgy!

"which everyone knows, has serious flaws and is just one among MANY possible explanations for the origin of living things.”
But the only one that’s REALLY supported by the evidence.

“Why the media can't seem to get its act together and report more objectively, I'll never know.”
By ‘objectively’ you mean, ofcourse, more partisan to your flavor of creationism.

Don O #fundie

“There's no proof that the earth revolves around the sun!”
Okay. There are repeated observations, though, and it’s the explanation that best explains the observations made. But that’s science, and I doubt you’re interested in science, not really.

“It is observed both on earth and from space.”
Yes, that’s what I said. All th e observations match heliocentricity.

“None of Darwin's ideas on evolution have ever been observed anywhere.”
Except where evolution has been observed. I mean, other than, you know, repeatable observations.

Follower of Christ #fundie

“Holy Cow, are you dense?”
Is this a question or an insult?

“God does NOT lie.”
God says otherwise.

Prophets are people who way what God tells them to say. Whether it’s the future or the past or the guilty party after a murder, the fact that it’s FROM GOD is what makes them a prophet.
So, what a prophet says something that’s untrue: And if the prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the Lord have deceived that prophet.

“He either can send a decieving influence to those who refuse the truth,”
You think he’s totally honest when he’s causing others to state a mistruth?
Never worked at any Captain’s Mast I ever saw. If you caused someone to lie, it was on you. Whether you expressly said ‘you will say this to the Captain’ or if you let your division officer misunderstand the status when he made the report, it’s not anyone’s fault but your own.

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #fundie #pratt

“If evolution were truly "settled science", as they claim,”
It is settled science, Eric, though I don’t expect YOU to understand.

“ this would be like Astronomy & Physics posting, “Whether you accept it or not, gravity exists!” ...”
Astronomy?
Gravity is a matter of physics.
And, yes, even if you have a superstitious reason to doubt Gravity, it is a fact. And also a theory. I mean, things fall, and things in gravity wells require energy to leave them. But the explanation for why is still theory.

“LOL, No one needs to defend gravity because it’s observable, testable, and repeatable.”
Gravity isn’t repeatable, dork. The TESTS for gravity are repeatable. The observations. If i give you an empty lab, though, can you make your own gravity?

“So why the constant need to prop up evolution?”
Because people like you keep questioning it for no good reason.

“ Maybe it’s because more and more people are starting to see the cracks.”
Maybe it’s because people like you lie about there being cracks…?

“ After 60+ years of teaching it in schools, millions still reject molecules-to-man evolution. That should tell you something.”
There are people alive right now who reject the Oblate Spheroid Earth. What does THAT tell you, besides ‘people are fucking idiots.’

Robert Justice #fundie

“The main problem you have with understanding creationism is that you are still looking at matter and the universe in three dimensions.”
Four. Time.
I know four that exist. And my parents used to listen to 5th Dimension. What else do you have?

“Mathematics shows that there are at least 11 dimensions.”
Okay. And how many can i order a pizza delivered to?
A 10th dimension is about as useful to me as the dimension of ruby red power that Cyclops’ eyes are portals to.

“This would explain how the universe is billions of years old, yet the earth is about ten thousand.”
No, I don’t think it does. We have the evidence that the Earth is billions. Making extra dimensions doesn’t make the evidence go away.

“You also need to explain how such precise organisms such as the brain could have evolved from nothing.”
What’s to explain? Change happens, the better results are retained. Complex brains out-perform the simple ones.

“If this were true, then an explosion at a lumber yard would create a three story house complete with deck and garage.”
OH! By ‘nothing’ you think we mean that the Big Bang is the universe from an explosion. Why bother answering your questions if it’s so obvious that you don’t listen to anything said to you?

“I find it less far reaching on my imagination to accept an all powerful God, than a theory than cannot be duplicated in a test tube and is full of contradictions.”
You can duplicate God in a test tube?
The same God that said Tyre would never be rebuilt?
Same God that said David was paid in darics a few hundred years before Darius invented the coin?
Fix your own contradictions before claiming anyone else has the problem.

IQ186 #fundie

“[Person asks why should anyone believe in God]”
Good question. Betcha it ain’t answered here.

“The only thing I'm pissed off about is having to live on this planet filled with a bunch other piece of shit human beings.”
Yeah, how DARE god put you down here with, well, everyone else. Your, you know, neighbors.

“God destroyed the entire world with a flood, and his mistake in my opinion was making the world go on afterward.”
Flood to destroy humanity for being guilty of unspecified wickedness.
Then at the wrap party, realized man was just wicked as part of his nature. Yeah, letting us recover, that was the mistake, uh huh.

“If it were me I would not have done that, people aren't worth two cents in my opinion. So believe whatever you want, I don't care.”
So glad to have your permission.
‘If it were me’ i’d probably have forgiven the wickedness. Your judgmental mileage may vary.

“The day for being kind is over,”
Dude, with or without a god, we’re social animals. Being kind to others is how our species beats the tigers, the brush fires, and the telemarketers.

"this world is disgusting beyond belief,”
Back atcha, Saint.

“ people are now slaves, and they are about to become serfs,”
Wouldn’t that be an upgrade for slaves?

“ and be killed. No, the day for being kind is over.”
Remind me not to use your calendar.

Um, not seeing much in the way of reasons to worship gods, though.

Pi Factorial #fundie

“If you seek comfort before you seek Truth, you do not worship my God.”
I don’t worship your god BECAUSE i sought the truth, thanks.

“If you value the love of yourself - or even the love of others - before the love of God, you do not practice my faith.”
I’m real.
You’re real.
Everyone between us and around us is real.
God? Not really convinced, you know?

“If you think we have any obligation to associate with you just because you call yourself a Christian, consider this - you aren't a Christian, you never were a Christian, you do not belong in the Church, and unless you're willing to change, consider yourself excommunicated.”
Consider this: You’re not the one who decides who is and isn’t Christain. God’s very clearly the only authority on that. Jesus talked a bit about people who THINK they’re on The List, but Jesus doesn’t even have them on his Christmas Card list.
This arrogance will probably be reflected in your eventual disposition. If there is one.

“I'm not kidding. Go. We don't need you.”
I’m not kidding, either. You have no idea what you need.

Bill P #sexist

“I’ll happily argue for it. I should have been educated in single sex classrooms.”
From what I hear, boarding schools aren’t that much different, except they don’t have to pay their teachers at the state rates and they don’t police abuse nearly as well.

“You know what it’s like to be a 17yo boy with a hot girl wearing a tank top and tight shorts sitting a few feet in front of you suggestively twirling her hair with her finger?”
Why, yes, yes I do. Main reason i WENT to school instead of juvenile delinquency.

“Do you think that kind of environment is conducive to paying attention to what the teacher is saying?”
I’ve made 16 submarine patrols on all-male crews. We’re not ANY less horny for not having girls to stare at. ONE boy says he’s got a Playboy under his mattress and that’s all you’re going to think about for all of Government…

“Boys who actually have balls are poorly served in mixed-sex learning environments,”
But that does teach them how to behave once they’re out of school and in the real world. Again, on the subs, the kids with the most protected upbringings were the worst prepared for the realities.

“and for more reasons than the very important one I referred to above.”
Okay, you’re afraid of girls, just say so, no biggie.

Orlov and Lester

“Small dick is the ultimate death sentence”
And yet, you lived long enough to post this… So, not ULTIMATE, huh?

“You can be a deformed, ugly, autistic dwarf,”
Blaming anything at all but any choice you’ve made, huh?

"You can fuck cheap prostitutes and actually enjoy hardcore sex.”
Hardcore sex? Dude, PORN IS NOT REALITY. If you’re having sex, you’re having SEX! No qualifiers to it. Nothing happens offscreen or outside the camera’s angle.
You have brainwashed yourself out of any touch with reality.

“But if you have small dick, nothing else is of any value...”
My dick is not small, but diabetes did take my erections away. And yet, i find many things of value remain in my life.
You’re just doommongering your self-fulfilling prophecy.

“and I'm talking about real small ones, micropenises and those that are 4 inches or 3 inches long.”
I just looked it up. 4.7 inches is average.
Again, you’re watching those monsters on porn, the guys who cause urinary tract infections, and thinking that’s what reality is.

“You should be as good as dead.”
So, ‘as good as’ is the ultimate qualifier for you?
Grow the fuck up.

“Because nothing will help you. You will never be taken seriously or actually pleasure woman in sex.”
There are always options.
Guy comes home from the urologist, tells his girlfriend, “I just learned that for penis sizes in this country, I’m in the bottom ten percent.”
She says, “Yeah, I know. But what did your dentist say?”

“You can't even jerk of normally, and if you pay a prostitute you will never fuck them in the real sense of the word.”
What’s normal? If you ejaculate, you’re doing it right. You’re getting your money’s worth. That’s all that matters. Sure, you won’t get a movie contract, but you also won’t have to list Viagra as a business expense for the IRS agents to laugh at.

“Even if you were Chad, really small dick is endgame for you.”
Chad is DEFINED by you rejects as having endless sex. You cannot BE a Chad, by your standards, if your dick is too small to have the sex.

“During blowjobs she can't marvel at your dick”
Yes, she can. Good Christ, women have been marveling at their partner’s dick size and sex moves for thousands of years. They haven’t all been Chads.

“and truly enjoy it and let it dominate her.”
I wonder if they can make a gun that shoots stickers? That say ‘PORN IS NOT REALITY!’ Frankly, I don’t expect my partner to enjoy a blowjob the way I do. I just appreciate it all to hell…

“She can pretend, but you will know.”
Please. The entire point of having a sexual partner is trusting her to keep a straight face when she says I’m tearing her apart.

“Tbh the only thing that's worse than an incel is a Chad or a Normie with a small dick.”
So, people who are HAVING sex are worse (off?) than incels who would slice off their own nuts for the sex. Yeah, that’s rational.

ComradeRedFerret #racist

“I call Indians (the red ones)”
Wow.
What an Idiot.
Did you never cover WHY they’re called Indians? I think we learned it in 4th grade.
Columbus, trying to reach India (where you think ‘fake’ Indians live, I take it?), found America, thought he was in India, and threw labels around accordingly.
Of course, that’s par for the course for the continents of North and South Italian Map Maker From Florence…

Lysimachus #fundie

The flood lasted a year. The waters would have mixed. And when the waters receded, that mix would be what was in the oceans, and the lakes, rivers, streams, ponds, and so on. Until the Aquifers fed enough springs to replace the lakes and rivers and everything else.
After only 5000 years or so, the Great Lakes would still show signs of having been awash with salt…

Yardstick #fundie

“What kind of god would force a soul that wanted nothing to do with him to exist in his presence for all eternity?”
So, I’m a parent. Three boys. I’ve been told by all of them to buzz off. I have not, however, buzzed off. I care too much for their overall life to let one childish moment impact our relationship. So the answer to your question would easily be, ‘a loving parent.’

“That would most certainly be wrong.”
If I were God, and my kid believed I existed, and knew that Hell was the only other option available to either of us, and he still preferred Hell, I probably would STILL not damn him. I can’t imagine being aware of an eternity of torture and doing nothing. That would be wrong.
If I were God, or in god’s place, and my kid did NOT believe I existed, i probably would not set his eternal disposition in stone until after he completed Afterlife Indoc, at the very least. ‘Yep, Heaven’s real, right over there, Hell’s real, you can smell it through that grate, Purgatory isn’t real, don’t even bother to write it in on the form. Also, there’s no block for reincarnation, or Hades, or Valhalla, or for being a sommelier for Bacchus. JUST the arrow, up or down. NO, you can’t haunt the locker room for the Jaguars’ cheerleaders or… No, OR the Jaguars!”

joelch2 #fundie

Direct eyewitness observation is NOT a requirement of science. As you demonstrate with the electron.
What the scientific method demands is ‘repeatable observations.’ Meaning if we detect background radiation, then any other researcher will detect it, too. All the evidence we collect to drive the conclusions we come to is available to people who check our work.
Unlike a vision, visitation, possession, or even a satori that cannot be replicated dependably. Doesn’t mean that it didn’t happen, but we can’t use it for science.

Nothing in evolutionary theory rests on Darwin getting a vision from God or Sainte Theresa of Blunt about DNA and inheritable traits.

The Real Ismael Perez #ufo #magick #crackpot #elitist #conspiracy

“But the tide is turning. We are living through a pivotal moment in history—an awakening that transcends political borders, religious dogmas, and the limitations of our current scientific understanding.”
No, Dipwaddle is just publishing what they let him see as a distraction. We get photographs and film but not the above Top Secret analysis. THAT stuff would mention if the UFOs were close to the REAL classified shit we were doing, developing, discovering, which would map out where we do that.
And we’re not putting that stuff out there, not even to protect Bonespurs from the consequences of having buyer’s remorse for the war in Iran.

Talwaar #fundie

“Message to EuroAmerican Kuffar
Message specifically addressed to people who do not believe the same things you do?
Wow. Already I am compelled.

“Why dont you wear clothes???”
Too long in the Navy, I have no body modesty left.

“What is this obsession with nakedness??”
I’m not obsessed but it sounds like YOU really are.

“I'm tired of seeing a sick porn show whenever i walk outside”
I’ve read a lot of porn in the Navy, on long boring patrols, and what -I- see outside is not porn. Your threshold may be a lot lower, that’s your problem.

“Animals dont wear clothes either ...”
And humans are animals. Not the flex you’re trying to make.

this fahisha found in these countries is reflective of devolution and regression rather than progression”
Skin is skin. You’re the one seeing skin and declaring it to be gross indecency, lewdness. What the fuck would you do in an Amsterdam Sex Show? Probably have a stroke.

“And when clothes are miraculously worn they are revealing ... the hadith of Aqa
image come true”
We’re Kuffar, remember? No idea what your attribution is, here, and too lazy to google it.

“And why are you pebble brained Muslims imitating these debased kuffar?”
Maybe they moved out of Islam-controlled countries for the express purpose playing skip-and-go-naked in the streets?

“By doing so you submit that the kuffar way of life is betrer than yours ... you admit defeat and surrender”
Or they admit success and choice.
Weird how that’s just as likely to be true, huh?

pdance #conspiracy

“Evolution is the scientific basis for atheism”
No, it’s not. I accepted evolution when I was among the faithful.
My atheism is based more on reading the Bible than any science textbook.
And the Bible mentions Atheism in writings much older than evolutionary science.

“and for the secular society that many politicians want to build.”
Nope. One of the founding fathers maintained that separating church and government was the only way to keep both of them pure. Way before evolution.

“If evolution can be proven wrong, then the whole secular model falls with a loud crash.”
Depends on how you prove it wrong, doesn’t it?
YOU think evolution = atheism, so you would have to prove one or more gods to disprove evolution. But If evolution /= atheism, which is true, then disproving one doesn’t do shit to the other.

“That is why so much money is channeled into evolutionist research.”
How much of the budget do you think goes into that aspect of biology?

“ Dont be mistaken, your government want you to believe in evolution, rather than in God, simply because it is much easier to control a secular society where the prime minister is the ultimate authority.?”
I think you’re mistaken and just doom-mongering.

EternalWarrior #fundie

“Genesis-Revelations.”
It’s revelation. Singular.
That, i DID learn by reading the Bible. Huh.

“Tells me all i need 2 know.”
I should use that next time my mom needs me to reset her internet password. “Look it up! I think passwords are Mark? Maybe Matthew?”

“Let these athiests believe what they want,”
Okay. So glad to have your permission.

“one day, they will be on their knees, praising Jesus and trying 2 get out of the mistake they made.”
Quite the fantasy. Any sign when it’ll happen?

Ray Comfort #fundie

“I don't hate God. I just don't believe He exists.”
Yeah, pretty much.

“Such is the way of many cultures that if a son or daughter marries out of the faith or does something of which they strongly disagree, in the parent’s minds, they no longer exist.”
Hmm. Not a culture I’m part of, nor do i want to be. My kids are my kids through all of time and there’s no fucking escape from that fact, bwahhahaha!
I mean, I love them too much.

“There is no greater contempt for a person than to so hate them [so much]they don’t exist in your mind.”
But, still, I’m not in that culture, this isn’t a mechanism I utilize.
This is just you cramming everyone else into stereotypes of your choosing.

What a pickle-dick you are.

Rick Warden #fundie

“Many believe that the human population is the greatest threat to the Earth.”
I can see their point.

“2. Human reproduction occurs naturally through a man and a woman.”
Through? Man and woman REPRODUCE, they’re not vectors for reproduction.

“3. If zoophilia is not in conflict with secular humanist morals, then it is a valid alternative for these atheists.”
Zoophilia involves fucking creatures that are unable to provide consent. It’s in conflict. BIGLY.

“4. If more secular atheists would practice zoophilia, then human populations would reduce.”
Secular does not mean amoral.

“5. Therefore, practicing zoophilia is a valid and pragmatic opportunity for secular humanists to help reduce the Earth's population.”
But it will not reduce the population. The density of atheists is not that big, the density of zoophile atheists is not big enough to put a dent in human reproduction values.

“Which point or points do you disagree with?”
Starting with two, your phrasing sucks.

CatLuvsZuko #fundie

“Its called ignorance.”
It’s ’it’s’ you ignoramus.

“You have no right to teach anyone anything contrary to their beliefs.”
I don’t think you CAN teach anyone anything contrary to their beliefs.
You can change their understanding, and what they accept, and what they practice, but their beliefs will stick in their craw.

Moses #fundie

“On the contrary, there is no point to prove by a believer of God, the burden of proof is on the non believer”
If you want to be left alone with your beliefs, yes, but if you want anyone else to credit them, such as teaching creationism in school, or not teaching evolution, or making Islam illegal, or any other faith-based effort to affect others, then you need to prove rather a lot.

“for God’s creation declares His existence as Romans 1:20 tell us...”
Meh. Creation is just as useful to prove God as Ptah, and Odin, and Apollo, and Marduk, and Kali and Shiva, any of them.
You want YOUR god declared the creator, you need rather more evidence.

BROOM #fundie

“Separation of the races is the most natural thing in the world; be comfortable with your own kind!”
What If I Am Naturally Attracted Outside Of My Race, Though?
I’m white, I have an ancestor from the Mayflower, I’d need a spray-tan to play Mayonnaise at Halloween, but the blondes in Playboy all look alike to me. The stand-outs are the ones who stand out.
It’s ALSO perfectly natural. Some number of the gene pool membership is drawn to the outside in order to lessen the effects of inbreeding.
And I know enough biology to know that they’re all ‘my kind.’

“It worked for centuries!”
Except it didn’t. The rich had the more exotic partners. They spent more for exotic and strange. Slaves who did not look like anyone on the street brought a much higher price. Odd, that, if everyone was happily satisfied with something damned close to what they saw in the mirror.

“Our forefathers knew what would happen if the black/brown types were to get an upper hand, and kept them in line!”
Upper hand? They’re just asking for the same hand.
YOU are the ones who are terrified that if you become the minority, you’ll be treated the way you treat minorities.

Sorceress, KidFreeLuvnLife, unknown #ableist

Yeah, can’t be having any new-fangled ideas or research that makes it wrong for me to treat MY kids the way I was treated. I mean, I was beat, and I turned out fine and that’s how my kids’ll turn out and no liberal doctor’s going to make me change my ways or nothing.

[deleted] #homophobia #transphobia #pratt

Jacob Hill #conspiracy #homophobia #transphobia

Transgendered people are as old as people. They’ve been here longer than your Jesus. Rebuke away. It changes slightly less than absolutely nothing at all.

Lookismisreal #sexist

“ I don't want to end up in one of those modern relationships where people want their partners to be "strong, independent, and challenging". I always found those kind of relationships to be boring and dull - and I want none of it.”
You find a -challenging- partner to be -boring and dull-? Were you homeschooled and don’t know what WORDS FUCKING MEAN?

“Finally, the biggest aspect that would make the relationship I envision absolutely perfect is the femoid's willingness to end its own life for me;”
So, you fantasize about the end of the relationship. That’s not really, you know, wanting a relationship. You want a trophy. A marker where you can point to and say, ‘this validates my self-image.’

Barf emoji here.

Garvan Ellison #fundie

“Planetary orbits are the idea that planets go round the sun.”
Um, yes.

“Yet this phenomenum has never been observed.”
Uh… Yes. It certainly has. We’ve tracked the motions of the planets and the sun and the Earth. Even in the geocentric model, the planets DO go around the sun. They go around the Earth, too, and it’s a far more complicated dance than the heliocentric model, but there’s no way around the fact that they do ‘go around’ the sun. Your objection here is just bone-stupid.
What you MIGHT say, instead, is that the geocentric model is more biblical, but don’t pretend that there’s NO evidence for the other models out there.

“ Psalm 93 and Joshua 10 make clear that this is not the case, but any scientist who subscribes to the Biblical view is deemed to be some sort of nutcase.”
Because you absolutely HAVE to hew to the more complicated explanation, which requires magic, based on Scripture rather than physical evidence. So, yeah, pretending this is science is ‘nutcase’ material.

“Scientists will not be happy until they have silenced every born-again Christian on this earth.”
Not at ALL! They don’t want you silenced! That would deny them the opportunity to show you just how fucking stupid you are!
Like pretending that planetary orbits haven’t been observed.

“ Playing God is a dangerous game.”
Yeah, i don’t believe masturbation is all that bad, either.

[deleted] #homophobia #transphobia #pratt

“You ever think that it's not bigotry to be sick of having other people try to cram their sexual preferences down other people's throats?”
No, not really.
I mean, about half my teachers in school were ‘mrs.’ But i didn’t see that as their sexuality being shoved down my throat.
About a third of them had a cross on display, but that wasn’t shoving their religion down my throat.
Every single news story about a tornado has someone thanking god for their survival, but I don’t take it as their religion being shoved down my throat.
Absolutely every president we’ve had in my lifetime has been at least a notional Christain, saving Doofus, but I don’t take it that the voters are shoving their religion down my throat.
EVERY SINGLE DAY there’s some religious authority being charged, convicted, sued, or appealing his child abuse conviction, sentence, or the evidence against him, and while I dislike it intensely, it’s not shoving their religion OR their sexuality ‘down my throat.’ At least, not mine.

I count it as bigotry because you are oversensitive to any mention of homosexuality and scream that it’s being shoved down your throat, oblivious to all the other examples of throat-shoving that you could be upset about, but are not.
You’re homophobic.

SFG #fundie

Kidzaplenty #fundie

“I believe the new "theistic evolution" is just the enemy's way of introducing evolution into Christian theology”
Um, how?
Accepting evolution, or any other science, doesn’t require changing anything about your theology. God created the world, man sinned, man is punished for it…
Just have to change your understanding of Genesis into a Parable. Same way you adapt any bible story into what you think it should say, rather than what it does.

“and make it sound good.”
Dude, all theistic evolution does is take the evolution textbook and stamps ’Cause Goddidit’ on each page. Doesn’t sound any different.

“It is desensitizing our children the same way violent games are desensitzing them to violence.”
I don’t think you know what ‘desensitizing’ means.
Trying to keep a faith in god while accepting the established science doesn’t desensitize them to anything. If ANYTHING, they’re more sensitive to science and less likely to be Luddites.

in8alpha #fundie

“Most, if not all of, the greatest tyrants who ever lived and commited the greatest atrocities that were ever conceived of were highly intelligent, well educated etc....”
Do you have any numbers?

“so it's safe to say that the people who are the deadliest are the best educated people.”
Kind of a logic leap, there, from ‘well educated’ to ‘best educated.’
I mean, your premise could also mean that the greatest tyrants were the B students. Highly educated,Highly intelligent… But the A students are the ones who eventually brought them down. You’ve done nothing to disprove that, just assumed the opposite.

“They sorely need Jesus' teachings of love, acceptance and humility.”
And YOU need lessons in logic. I mean,desperately.

Lawrence Auster #racist

“As I type, I'm glancing at some grotesque thing on ABC, about the Grinch and Christmas, in which humans interact in brotherhood with a variety of monstrous looking other species,”
I don’t remember any humans in The Grinch Stole Christmas….

“ and a little girl has a tender relationship with an unsettlingly hideous but sensitive and kind-hearted being called the Grinch,”
So, you only watched the last ten minutes….

“ and everyone loves each other.”
Well, yeah, it’s clearly marked ‘fantasy’ on the shipping label.

“ This is not our society celebrating the beautiful holiday of Christmas.”
I truly wonder what it is, exactly, that you find beautiful about Christmas if it’s NOT feeling love for your fellows and neighbors…?

"How many whites will militate against vitally necessary immigration restrictions in the decades to come, how many young white females will be raped and murdered by nonwhites in the decades to come, because of the message of trusting and loving racial aliens that programs like this implant in them?”
Ooooooh. And you’re pissed that no one in Whoville wears a white hood…

cathuluelitist #sexist

“cathuluelitist”
Cat Hulu Elitist?
WTF? Do you feel superior because you watch cat videos on Hulu?

Or are you trying to say Cthulhu Elitist? Which would be an interesting concept, a superior supremist approach to the ultimate disinterested leveler…
… if you hadn’t fucked it up so badly.

The rest of this drivel is just ‘women won’t fuck me, let’s punish them…’

¢ÀJessica¢À #fundie

“where isn't the miricle??”
The bible says that the entire point of a miracle is to show that God exists, that he has so very much power. It’s reserved for events that can ONLY be explained by the direct action of a divine being.
If i roll the dice and get a yahtzee, that’s statistically unlikely, but i don’t need to invoke a god to explain it.
If i roll one 6-sided die, and i get a 12, that may be a sign of the divine.

“God moves in mysterious ways..”
If a human in a traffic accident moves in ways that can be explained by the known operation of the universe including human biology, automobiles, impact trauma, then why in the fuck would you point to that and say ’That’s God’s handiwork’?

“its just like you said: people die and survive car crashes everyday... God works in both..”
I see absolutely no reason to think this is true.

daughter of the king #fundie

“how can you not believe in God??”
I dunno. Women get pregnant, how can YOU not believe in a fertility goddess? Ishtar, Inanna, Venus, Aphrodite, Demeter, Isis, Freya, Betty Page?

“wake up and smell the coffee”
I detest coffee.

“ hello look around you.”
Looking.

“look at this world you live in look at ever something likea flower. and how can you believe in saturn and not Jesus Christ.”
Ceres, Bastet, Asase Ya, Coatlicue…

Volvagiasdeath #fundie

“the book has been here longer than faggots,”
No, it hasn’t. For one thing, the book includes rules about homosexuals. None of those verses talk about ‘after Christ is gone and the gays start to exist.’
And THE BOOK didn’t exist until the 4th Century CE.
You just don’t know what you’re talking about.

“and said so, before anal-suckers, decided to ass-dick-ass lovers.”
You spend a lot of TIME thinking about gay sex, don’t you?

“they will burn! you too for your unbelief”
Okay.

dwmitch #fundie

“Now why do we teach our children as fact one theory,”
I assume you mean evolution? We do not.
We have seen evolution occur. We teach the actual meaning of the word, evolution, and we teach that it is a fact as it has been recorded.
We ALSO teach them the theory that tries to explain the facts.
Those are two different things. But then they go to Church and get confused about it.

“which science admits can not be proven concretely,”
Nothing in science can be proven concretely, idiot, that’s what makes it science. It can always be falsified, hypothetically.
Proof in this context is for maths and logic puzzles.

“and reject another as backwoods mysticism?”
Because creationism is literally backwoods mysticism.
You have a book of just-so stories and you try to pretend it’s historical and scientific.

“Because maybe if our children realize that we were designed for a specific function we would be pressured into doing the unthinkable and perhaps live for something other than our own gratification.”
Nothing in the theory of evolution precludes a god intending a specific function for us. The theory does not require or promote atheism, or nihilism, or socialism.
YOU guys choose Genesis to be the hill you want to die on, but not every Christain thinks that chapter is literally history.
You’re making your own bed and lying about it.

Robert T. Lee #fundie

“I have proved that atheism did not have an earthly and human origin, but had its origin from satan before this state of time.”

Really? What in the fuck could such a proof even BE?
I mean, list any of the several thousand gods man has worshiped. Someone, somewhere, doesn’t believe in each and every single one. Marduk, Odin, Zeus, Ishtar, Quetzalcoatl, Ra, Apollo, Aphrodite, Jehovah, Allah…
Most of HUMANITY doesn’t believe in most of them. Significant parts of humanity agree that Zeus, Odin, and Ra are not real.
I just do not believe in one more god than YOU don’t believe in.
And you think that only SATAN can explain MY total lack of belief?
You’re a fucking moron.

TPCC159 #sexist

“I can’t take you seriously as a human being if you let someone you’re not married to impregnate you”
Right, that makes sense. Because humans never make mistakes, or are overcome by hormones, prescription drugs, pollutants, or are lied to by people who SWEAR that virgins can’t get pregnant. And birth control NEVER fails.
Yep. Such a position of moral stability on your high horse, there.

“You let a person you’re not married to bust in you raw?”
And you have NEVERmade a mistake in your entire godforsaken life, I take it?
Are you the Messiah, Peckerhead? Oh, wait, he wanted figs from a fig tree out of season that one time. No, you’re better than the messiah.

“You let someone who isn’t your spouse pipe raw?”
And repeating this adds what to the message?

“The most intimate act two human beings can do and you let them fill up your guts just like that with no ring to show for it?”
To show for it? Ah. YOu think of intimacy as a form of barter.
And you wonder why you’ll die alone.

“Someone who let this happen to them better never try to talk shit to me in real life”
I don’t think that’s too much of a risk, that strangers talk to you.

“because I’ll roast them on the spot. I don’t give a fuck who does or doesn’t like it”
Roast? That requires skill. I think you’ll just heap judgmental invective upon them and call it a roast. I’m guessing with a lot of repetition, too?
And maybe restating your points a time or two?

“You do not have the right to ever talk shit to anybody unprovoked.”
How do you define ‘talking shit’ in this context?
I can see it clearly.
“Can I squeeze past you, sir?”
“WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TALK TO ME THAT WAY, YOU UNMARRIED SLUT!”

“You can defend yourself if attacked but you can never go on the attack.”
Oh. We can just define rules, huh?
Okay. YOU can never talk to women, period. You have no right to speak to half the human race. At all.

jerek #sexist #psycho #quack

“As a bluepilled person i guess you could be "happy" if you found your ugly girlfriend in your late 20's.”
Actually, I think a BIG point to happiness is not asking an emotionally stunted misogynist to approve of what makes me happy.
And date a person who shouts at the same drivers you do. Very important.

“ You could think you're special and meant of each other and, if you're lucky and she doesn't cuck you, you could enjoy a relationship without passion and a lot of starfish sex with your unkempt girlfriend that doesn't make any efforts for you (since you're not chad and you don't give her the tingles).”
You spend WAY too much time on the sour grapes of other people being happy.
I’ve had sex. It’s good. It’s far better than convincing myself that all sex-havers are secretly miserable.

“What IT doesn't understand is that, aside from the facade of shitposting, we are blackpilled because we CANNOT go back even if we wanted because EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS KEEPS SHOWING IT TO OUR THROAT.”
You could try growing up, though. I’ve seen incels post studies that ‘prove’ their blackpill, but it just shows that they cannot read for content. Just for bias confirmation. Same with your chadfishing.

CreatedOne #fundie

“Can the light from this or any other such supernovae be seen from earth with the naked eye...”
Ever go outside at night and, i dunno… Look UP?
Telescopes magnify the details, but the LIGHT is visible here, on Earth. Unless you’re posting from Alpha Centauri?

“if a telescope is required to see the supernovae then the light would not have necessarily reached earth yet.”
Um… Been working in Navy Optics for 45 years. Yes. Yes if the light is visible HERE, the light has reached HERE.
The telescope is just like taking a picture of the light HERE and using a magnifying glass on the picture to make out details.
What in the name of a cold and echoing apocalypse do you think telescopes DO?

Rob Pue #fundie #wingnut

Weird.
I’m pretty much living in a godless home, I’m close to my kids, who have godless homes. Pretty well adjusted all things considered.
Not all that much anguish, really.
Maybe you’re just looking at the world through Christcolored glasses?

Josephine #fundie

“you shouldnt have to prove there is a god.”
Well, you don’t. Usually.

But if you want to use God to justify, say, banning abortion, or teaching creationism in schools, then you need to justify that appeal to god.

“He made it so that way you didnt have to.”
Just a little incoherent, here.

“All you need is faith, and if that isnt enough for somone eles, then thats there problem.”
I don’t have faith. So keep your dickskinners off my life, my wife, my kids.

“ Tell them that the book of god is enough proof, and thats why he left it for us.”
You still have to prove that the book IS of God.

“ End of disscussion”
What discussion? You’re making baseless claims and unsupported statements. Who gives more than two shits?

peeledpeas #fundie

“I love how so many of you actually believe that evolution is proven”
No, nothing in science is ‘proven.’ All of science is falsifiable.
Evolutionary theory, however, is one of the best evidenced theories in science. TONS of evidence, from various disciplines. And it’s been observed. So, no, only people who don’t accept science think that the rest of us believe it’s been proven.

“and cannot be questioned.”
All of science can be questioned. Seriously, that’s the whole POINT.
However, do you actually question the observations, or the methodology, or the support of the conclusions for science reasons? Or does your superstition drive you to reject the conclusions? There’s a difference.

“Sounds like you've been indoctrinated to me!”
Dude, you’re the one making shit up.

“Evolution is NOT proven.”
Right. But, not the way you think.

“ There are very many portions of it that cannot be tested and can only be assumed to be a certain way.”
I don’t think ‘assumed’ is the word. We can’t test things, but that’s not a crucial task for science. We can’t ‘test’ a stellar nova, either. Or the gravity forces on the surface of the sun. But we can make observations and try to explain what we see. So every single textbook of evolution says ‘this happened’ and immediately says ‘and this is how we know.’ Ignore this part at your peril.

“The assumptions are made in order to make the theory work. Simple as that.”
Except that’s a lie. The ‘assumptions’ were made because that’s HOW the theory works. And the observations made.

“If you 100% believe in the theory of evolution, you're just as duped as a religious person who 100% believes in the six day creation.”
Well, no. I 100% ACCEPT the theory of evolution as the current model that’s most popular among those thathammer this shit out. I don’t ‘believe’ in it. And if someone were to disprove it tomorrow, i’d adapt to the new theory.

“I don't 100% believe in anything except for the fact that I know there is a God that created everything.”
But I’m the one that was duped… Uh huh.

“ I may not know how He did it, but I know he did.”
Feel free to provide any support for this conclusion.

Jesus is the ONLY way #fundie

“I've heard atheists say that the Bible isn't true?”
The flat-earth document that says the sky is solid, and The Earth floats on top of the waters below,a bunch of mud pies? That says the sun is under the sky, with the moon, the stars, the planets, but not hailstones?
Yeaaaaaaaaah… Even if I believe in God i’d have to say that the bible is not completely free of falsehoods.

“If that's true then the truth is wrong, PERIOD.”
Please define your terms, here.
If the statement (bible= trueNOT) is (true), then (true) = (trueNOT)? Something like that?
Sounds stupid.

Elizabeth_S #fundie

“What happens when a person goes to hell, and God lets the unbearable torment go on and on and on and on forever”
Yeah, that part makes no sense. There’s no point to the torture. Nothing but meaningless, sadistic revenge.
What sort of fuckstick would do that?

“and yet never allows insanity to blind you to the insane torment.”
So you admit that Hell is insane…

“YOu are cognizant for ever and ever, and know that it wiill never change and that you will suffer and never get used to it and it just gets worse and worse?”
What happens?
Sounds like we suffer. Meaninglessly. For the enjoyment of sadists?

Adam #fundie

“Believe it or not,”
Gonna start with a NOT function here.

“ this is a true story but I feel I should warn the reader before reading this story.”
Ah. In the Navy we started with ‘This is a no shitter…’

“This is a story concerning witchcraft and my battle against a high priestess of Ashtoreth, her coven and the men she dominated.”
Um… Every witch I’ve ever met was a solo practitioner. No hierarchy, no high priestess… There was the witch they learned from, and left, and the witch they were training… And a few that got together for special celebrations.
But go ahead, you were fighting with the most powerful witch in your voting district….?

“She was the second most powerful in the nation and was in training to become high priestess of the world.”
Uh huh.

“At the time the worldwide high priestess was in India but she was getting old.”
Yes, well, witches don’t retire they just wrinkle.

“With the established paganism in India, a new high priestess was wanted in the USA to help the rapid spread of paganism in this country.”
Wanted… By whom?

“Part of the test for becoming the high priestess required her to build her own power base instead of taking over an existing one.”
That makes the least sense of the whole story.
If they’re trying to establish a paganism system worldwide, why would they go to such great effort to create the power structure and THEN jettison it so the new person has to start over?
THe key to an effective organization would be the smooth transfer of power.
This is beyond stupid.

My Abba's Child #fundie

“That argument makes NO sense, even to the majority of medical professionals.”
Your ability to forecast the opinions of the majority of medical professionals is… I’m going to have to say, ‘Suspect,’ at best.

“The egg and the sperm are NOT human, they are single celled organisms...”
Single celled organisms reproduce by fission. Eggs do not create more eggs. Sperm do not create more sperm. I can’t remember all the steps, botany was about 47 years ago, but the human body makes those in order to reproduce. You’re just fucking wrong.

Braindamage #sexist

“[RageFuel] How can cucks love a non virgin girl?”
Well, 1, I’m not afraid of cooties and
2, I’m not afraid of being judged against men that SHE LEFT.

“Its so insane to me that a man can pretend he loves a girl that have had tons of sex,”
It’s all or nothing with you guys, isn’t it? Virgin, or total whore. No moderate experimentation or 1 or 2 learning experiences.

“getting every holed filled with someone elses semen, getting her holes stretced out by another man and having threesome with many dudes filling every hole and filling them with sperm, probably spitting on her face and choking her since girls love that.”
I can recommend ‘Adult Fantasy Fiction dot Net’ for these masturbation fantasies of yours. Just post away and no one judges you.

“Just fucking lol and then she will pretend she loves him if she actually loved him she would not do anything of this disgusting shit just for "pleasure".”
So, you judge women for actions they took against you before they even met you? No wonder you’ll die alone.

“ She will think about those memories when she is with her new cuck.”
Okay.
I mean, WE are having sex. I can hope she thinks of me, but if she needs to think of Frank Langella, or James Bond, or Marilyn Chambers to get off, I want her hapyp.

“She enjoyed getting her holes filled by another hard dick and then she will love you”
Well, I’m here. She’s here. She hasn’t driven any OTHER man to the ER at 0300 hours…
I’ll take it.

“dont worry buddy boyos its completely normal but dont get chocked when sperm will drip from her evertime she moves.”
She’s taken a shower since the last boyfriend, idiot.
I guess I could scroll back up and post, 3, I’m not afraid of real biology.