Lucilius

@Lucilius

Pastor Hank Kunneman #fundie #wingnut

No, Hank; *you* hate getting trolled for your stupid failure. And you ain't God.

Apefricoon Devil #racist

So instead, you'll waste your life bitterly blubbering about your loss of unearned privilege.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Next up is her bill encouraging kids to jab forks in their eyeballs.

Thomas S Cowan, MD and Sally Fallon Morell #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #quack

Back in first grade a kid wrote on a test that 5+8=942. Because the teacher marked his answer wrong, you claim he was right and censored.

Jenna Ellis #sexist #wingnut

Thanks for admitting "hotness" is the only thing conservatives value in women, and the only thing you personally have to offer.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #sexist #conspiracy

<@KeithInc.> #74808

He's one of THEM. The UNHOLY. The EVIL. The FILTHY, TWISTED, CORRUPT, LYING DEMON-WORSHIPERS!

You know ... smart people.

The ones I've talked to, who aren't bright but seem representative of YECs, literally think evolution means "A rock decided to grow legs and then turned into a bunch of organs that wandered around until they combined into modern creatures and then a monkey mated with a horse or something and they had a human baby." And they think people believe this because we like drinking and fornicating.

EmpathicDesign #wingnut

Wetwareproblem #moonbat

"I don't like or understand fascism.
I don't like or understand other things.
Therefore, everything I don't like or understand is fascism."

24 Year Vet Who Is Tired Of It #fundie #conspiracy

Unnamed sign-bearer at US Capitol protest #wingnut #racist

@The_Crimson_Ghost #74386 and @Tilver

I suspect it may be an incoherent reference to the conspiracy claim that China helped Obama and Italy "steal the election," or that China is funding Biden.

Various Trump Supporters #conspiracy #wingnut

Charles J. #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #racist #homophobia

@Conscience #74338

External enemies distract from internal incompetence and corruption. Any hint of dissent can be labeled treason.

There is a disease going around, a malady which only affects the right. I name it Scrotumism, because Charles and his wingnut buddies are all as odious as unwashed ballsacks.

Timothy Fitzpatrick #conspiracy #wingnut #racist

Jonathan Peter Wilkinson #racist #wingnut #elitist

Thanks for inadvertantly admitting that immigrants of color work hard and are superior to you.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy

2015-2020: "Trump will soon arrest Clinton, Obama, and everyone else Fox tells me to hate!"
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Fall 2020: "Trump will win by a landslide!"
December 2020: "Trump faked his loss to expose the election fraud!"
January 1-5, 2021: "The fraud will be revealed when Pence refuses to certify electoral votes!"
Jan. 6-19, 2021: "Any minute now! Our Q Army will force the truth out of them!"
Jan. 20-onward: "It was stolen by the Deep State!"

Your record of prognostication is not great.

Damani Felder #psycho #wingnut

If the rest of you asswipes want to become "martyrs" too, so much the better.

katt #conspiracy #wingnut

Sure, that's why you all posted videos of yourselves in the act and bragged about it later. Until you realized you were in trouble - then suddenly "iT wUz anTiFA!"

Dan Winter with Deborah Louth #crackpot #ufo #magick

Kyle Hunt #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

"They said they were only gonna deplatform Nazis, and then they deplatformed me!"

And what should that tell you, Kyle?

Judy Byington #conspiracy #wingnut #crackpot #mammon

4. Or he could slink back to Florida to await indictment, while Judy makes up ever more elaborate ways to postpone acceptance of reality.

Douglas Wilson #sexist #transphobia

CLANDESTINE OPERATIONS MAGA! #magick #conspiracy #wingnut

Franklin Graham #wingnut

@ZappaSaid88 #73451

You're right, sorry. All these clowns run together after a while. I'll have to wait for Graham to get caught snorting meth off a male hooker's ass ... no, that was Ted Haggard. Or stealing millions while coercing his secretary into sex ... wait, that was Jim Bakker. Then he'll denounce others for immorality while meeting prostitutes in cheap motels ... dammit, that was Jimmy Swaggart. See what I mean?

Andrew Anglin #sexist #psycho #wingnut #conspiracy

Don't worry, Andy. None of your loved ones will reveal you as a Nazi.

Because nobody loves you, and everyone already knows you're a Nazi.

Franklin Graham #wingnut

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #quack #magick #wingnut

I understand your confusion, but it's umpires.

Umpires are real.

And centuries old.

Devolution #racist #wingnut

You lost anyway, partially due to the votes of millions of white people.

Including mine.

Various Trump Supporters #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

BasedRedPillZeus #wingnut #conspiracy #racist #transphobia

Anonymous #racist

I'm thinking OP is full of shit and just daydreaming of being Lance Dowds from Clerks 2. He's definitely a picklefucker.

Various Trump Supporters #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Yes, please, let the Republican Party destroy itself: one bunch saying "We lost because the rest of you were too blatant with the violent racism," and the other bunch saying "We lost because you weren't violently racist enough."

Yukon Jack #racist #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #elitist

You spend a lot of time thinking about "getting screwed" by Jews, don't you?

Jim #wingnut #conspiracy

Liberty Hangout #wingnut

Sarah A. Hoyt #wingnut #mammon

NVMND THE NAZI COUP, BUY MY STUPID SHIT OR I'LL HAVE TO GET A REAL JOB!

sinovictorchan #moonbat

Sure, it's the benevolent Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere part two.

Bennett Lee Ross #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot #magick

Doing an ultrasound on your own head will reveal a void.

ftc316 #conspiracy #wingnut

Nobody was ready to "de-certify," which is imaginary. "Pennsylvania" did not send a letter asking to de-certify, a half-dozen MAGA cranks in the legislature did.

You lost, you lost again, and you keep on losing. Keep telling yourselves you're young, smart, pretty and popular too.

Pro-Trump domestic terrorists #wingnut

Maajid Nawaz #conspiracy

"I'm desperate to believe these flimsy lies because my MAGA mob killed a cop."

Robert David Steele #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

C'mon ... you're just one step away from declaring Trump an Antifa plant. Do it.

Ben Garrison #racist #crackpot

"When Black people die, I forget it immediately."

For that matter, it's not yet clear what happened - but the woman killed in the Capitol may have been accidentally shot by a bumbling fellow Trumper, not a cop.

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

Frankly, the faster all of these clowns turn on each other, the happier I'll be.

Joystr0, Selinity and gigacel123 #sexist #ableist

Even if they can't see or hear you, they can still smell you.

Gregory Hood #racist #wingnut

Black churches don't forbid white people from attending, idiot. But white churches have a long, long tradition of excluding Blacks. Quit playing victim of a situation you created.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #magick #sexist

That's right, Geoffrey! And unless you pipe down, we're gonna turn you into a newt!

autisticghost #sexist

- Attractive features aren't necessarily physical.
- What's unattractive to one person may be attractive to another.

Add these to the long, long, looooooong list of things incels are unable/refuse to understand.

unique_string #conspiracy

@KZadBhat #71798

It's QAnonsense. Technically the "chief law enforcement officer" is the U.S. Attorney General, but even he doesn't go out arresting people. Just making up excuses for why four years of predicted mass arrests never happened now that the curtain is falling on the clown show.