(*Looks at charred smoking crater*)
...sigh. As if having to keep updating the firmware of my high-end Irony Meter wasn't enough, I thought the update for my Yaesu Anti-Lies Meter would be sufficient for the revelation nary six hours ago: despite the previous 'claims' by Bozo the Boozy Parties Hypocrite Clown & Rishi Sunak to the contrary: and especially where & when, the fact they'd been hit with Fixed Penalty Notices by the police conclusively prove that they lied to Parliament, thus broke the Ministerial Code, therefore they have to resign.
Frankly, I don't know who to send the replacement bill to: Bozo or Donald Fart.
...still, said update for my Yaesu Irony Meter ensured it held up. But I don't fancy the chances of your cheap gold plated one, Don.
Because unlike you that referred to Bozo as a 'Terrific Guy' just a few short years ago, Bozo's chances have run out with he - unlike his prorogation of Parliament re. Brexshit - effectively being impeached.