NORMAL PEOPLE do not walk up to a group of strangers and have to announce the 5' w's of how they masturbate! Why do you even remotely feel it is okay?
Let me give you a few corrected dictionary definitions;
*Love:* is NOT sexual attraction. If sexual attraction is love, then rapists and child molesters are only expressing their "love".
*Sex:* is the one and only act that can produce offspring. For humans, that is ONE MAN, and ONE WOMAN, doing the act of Sex trying to make a baby. That is sex.
*Masturbation:* is any manipulation of genitalia to produce an orgasm. Therefore, anything other than trying to make a baby *IS* masturbation; no matter how, who, how many, what, or why - you do.
That should clear some things up. "oh, Some people are talking at the water cooler... I need to go and tell them how I masturbate!"
*GET FUCKING BENT!* That's wrong, you know its wrong, and you should not do that. Whatever floats your boat, is NONE OF MY BUSINESS; If you feel that you have to tell me - I have every right to tell you why you are WRONG!

Do you remember the 80's when homosexuality fought to be come legal? You all said, "We aren't after straights. We aren't after children." Well, well, here we are. Gay porn is about raping straights. LGBT are in the schools, LGBT are in the public libraries, and you are invading every hobby and game children enjoy. You are pushing children under the age of 16 to be solely concerned with what you call "SEX" and your PERVERTED views on "Gender". So, here we are...
LGBT is LGBTP, the P being "PEDOPHILIA" after all.