It was only a matter of time
Incels tread new, even lower ground: cannibalism.
[Blackpill] Becoming chad by consuming their bodies?
I mean, there is nothing to stop me from going to a grave to a newly died chad, digging it out, carrying it to a remote place, make a campfire and eat his corpse. Would that make my bones grow, I mean his genes is floating into my body, my body might be able to learn the code and grow my own chad body+face.
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Genetics doesn't work that way, OP.
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Even Dr. Hannibal Lecter would tell you that. [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
First off, wouldn’t work. If people took on the characteristics of meat they ate, I’d have a snout and a curly tail.
Second, EW.
Third, if you’re seriously advocating this sort of thing, it’s long past time you took a step back and reevaluated your worldview.
This sounds like a horror movie. Reclusive, awkward teen consumes the bodies of his popular classmates to gain their powers.#psycho .
If you are what you eat, I'm a chocolate covered cheese stuffed chicken.
What does he think of Jeffery Dahmer?
You can’t acquire new genes by eating vegetal or animal material, else all organisms would be patchworks of the various organisms they injested; for starters, acid of the stomash destroy any DNA. Also, it it was true then doctors searching safe ways to do gene therapy would already have racked Nobel Prizes.
And police should be interested in this post, if they wanted to know the list of serial killers in training.
If you really are what you eat then I, well… remember that old Axe commercial where a man puts on the Axe deodorant and then turns into a “chocolate man” that women can’t resist smelling, licking, or taking bites out of? Well, that’d be me. And I don’t know if I should be happy or curse my reality.
…And now I realize I may just have turned countless incels into diabetics.
“I mean, there is nothing to stop me from going to a grave to a newly died chad, digging it out, carrying it to a remote place,”
“make a campfire and eat his corpse.”
“Would that make my bones grow, I mean his genes is floating into my body, my body might be able to learn the code and grow my own chad body+face.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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