The Holographic Medical Beds that are now replacing hospitals worldwide will be available to the public for everyday use. Coupled with Nikola Tesla's Free Energy Towers, all available technology will be adapted to these standards. Using Advanced
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Wild Mass Guess: Q, or at least the original part about JFK jr being the American conspiracy theorist version of the Once And Future King motif, is Robert F. Kennedy Junior’s coping fantasy concerning the fact that his entire family including his own children and grandchildren shun him.
vaccine damages can be reversed. "Aging" doesn't exist - you won't have joint pains. or need for the supplement industry - as the defecienes were created by THEM.
The proportion of people who reach it may have increased drastically due to the modern medicine you so malign, but senescence has ALWAYS been a part of the human experience, long before vaccinations. And as for malnutrition… no, just no.
Think Jurassic Park Lysine Contigency. Using tachyon and plasma energy - exactly like Star Trek The Next Generation
Okay, I may be starting to think that fundies screaming about people being unable to distinguish obvious fantasy fiction for reality just may have a point after all…
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@Skybison #200424
Love that movie! Watching Joan Weldon wander around the sandy desert in a pencil skirt and high heels left my mother in tears from laughter.
As for the Magical Medical Beds, how are these Q Balls going to explain it when they don't replace all our hospitals?
@Peacemonger373 #200443
They probably have some alternative history explanation for that. I mean, their way of explaining away the fact that the polio pandemic was ended by the Salke vaccine is to pretend like the vaccine came first and caused polio. They probably believe something about humans living several hundred years, etc, before “modern medicine” came in and ruined everything for no discernible reason whatsoever.
People lived young and healthy all their lives but suddenly dropped dead at the age of 950 or so, which declined to a mere few hundred post-deluge because of inbreeding. Any art of “old” people from before the invention of vaccines in 1799 is just a display of fashion trends, men shaved their heads and dyed it gray all the time to make themselves look more distinguished. /s
More seriously, there were cultures where *names* could live for centuries because heirs would legally inherit property and titles which were in the name of one of their ancestors, in which case they’d become the “new” [insert name here]. As this is rarely directly tied to individual birth or death records (when those were kept at all), it can really confuse things from a more modern perspective. This is, at least in most cases, why we have records of people “living” for what appears to be extreme lifespans.
@Yutolia #200456
That’s the first thing I was wondering when I read that. You can’t exactly lie down on a hologram, ya know? Even if these “Medical beds” themselves are not holographic and actually physically exist, how’s that supposed to work anyway?
tachyon
If - you think it’s possible to create such particles - you can think you can create an emitter of these faster than light particles, why haven’t NASA/JPL been able to create a spacecraft with this method of propulsion?
As another Q would say ‘Oh do pay attention! ’ [/Desmond Llewelyn]
"Aging" doesn't exist
…Seriously? “Growing older” is a recent invention created by Trump’s enemies and never existed as a concept before that!?
I- I just can’t anymore. Everything ages, NOTHING lasts eternally. Not even the universe. Entropy and Senesence (aka, time) are the surest ways to kill anything. Hell, some scientists argue that not even time itself is eternal. Acting like the Trumpists can somehow erase those concepts is just- beyond insane.
”the form of death over which I hold dominion is 'age'. 'Age', that is to say, 'time'. The greatest, and most absolute form. The death that inevitably awaits all things.” - Baraggan Louisenbairn; Bleach
I’m surprised that a company didn’t release these beds, even for a selected clientele, or that it didn’t leak (I mean, even dictatorships have leaks!).
@Yutolia #200444
Then they'll face a non-cultist or a reliable information source and will be alienated, then will cry persecution and censorship when told that they're wrong and to just shut up or to stop vandalizing a free encyclopedia... So they'll want to destroy it all. Oh, they already do.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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