Edit: The top four were Donald J. Trump (4.5), Marc Saint-Onge and John Altshuler (4.0), Freedom Law School (3.6), and Lothlorian Magick (3.56). Joe Salant and JFK Jr./Bruce were tied with (3.33).

Continuing the primary election after religious fundie, right-wing wingnut, left-wing moonbat, conspiracy theorist, racist, sexist, quack, and heteronormative crusader of the year, here’s the primary ballot for Mammonist Grifter of the Year:

Freedom Law School - https://fstdt.com/D7DG8733QGKTK - “Take these 7 steps to FREE Yourself of IRS deception, fear, robbery, and slavery, and LIVE FREE with our 100% Protection!”

Lothlorian Magick - https://fstdt.com/S6H4.3NKFGSPG - “**MIDAS TOUCH** Golden God Secret Society Haunted Dragon Djinn Skull & Bones Illuminati Warlock Templar Artifact! One of a Kind ~ Wealth + Luck x10! ** Occult WARLOCK Ring! $$$ Lost Treasure of Khastazia!”

Joe Salant - https://fstdt.com/KJS4R9Y5VH7$K - Marketing bleach tablets as an autism cure.

Mike Adams the Health Ranger - https://fstdt.com/55BV4W$3X69$7 - I got a bingo on my “depopulation conspiracy theory” card

Donald J. Trump - https://fstdt.com/P_Z7T6CVJM3K8 - "Due to the great Excitement and Success of my previous TRUMP DIGITAL TRADING CARDS, we’re doing it again - The MugShot Edition, available RIGHT NOW"

Marc Saint-Onge and John Altshuler - https://fstdt.com/9HPX5W.26YS2K - "The founder of a health and wellness company that sold “magic dirt” which was found to contain toxic levels of arsenic and lead after a campaign from anti-multi-level marketing activists, is back...Saint-Onge appeared in a launch video for Lovvare, a new beauty and wellness MLM"

JFK Jr./Bruce - https://fstdt.com/.8X6XJ4RYN7W7 - "Wed. 29 March the Iraqi Dinar revalued in-country and began trading as a gold/asset-backed currency"