Timjer

@Timjer

Conservapedia #fundie #homophobia #wingnut

I mean, I shamefully admit I haven’t truly watched Neon Genesis Evangelion (it’s not really my personal tastes in anime, sorry), but isn’t it sort of the point of his character that Gendo Ikari is kind of a scumbag of a father? The story doesn’t glorify how he treats his son, Shinji, afaik…

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Man, he’s really getting more and more unhinged, isn’t he? Good. Give your opponents more ammunition to use against you, Orange Clown.

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 #fundie

Mark Levin #wingnut

as if Trump is a threat

…BUT HE EFFIN’ IS A THREAT!!!! The fact that he attempted a genuine coup and tried to overthrow the democracy when things didn’t go his way by definition makes him a threat!! Not to mention the fact that he stole top-secret documents and left them lying around in the open in his effin’ bathroom!!!

Seriously! Trump, his lies, his rethoric, his fanatical followers… all of that is a greater threat to USA stability than most foreign powers are!! If he’s not locked up yet he SHOULD be on the “most wanted” list!

Just because Trump is a white (and I use the term loosely), rich republican man does NOT automatically make him innocent of all charges laid against him!!

Rev. Greg Locke #fundie #ableist

…Now, why oh why do I feel compelled to break Greg Locke’s legs right now?

Joseph Czuba #racist #conspiracy #wingnut #psycho

This, this is what TRUE terrorism looks like, right-wingers. A regular joe being radicalized by constant lies into murdering innocent children, NOT just “being born brown-skinned”.

Fuck all of you. White/domestic terrorism is a genuine problem in the USA and the more you keep denying it, the more it’ll tear the country apart.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Look at the result, OUR COUNTRY IS BEING DESTROYED. MAGA!!!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; “MAGA!!” is becoming the new “SIEG HEIL!!” to the western nazis.

Brigitte Gabriel #crackpot #god-complex #pratt #wingnut

Sweetie, you can imagine a LOT of things, but unless you’ve got the powers of Gremmy’s "The Visionary”, it ain’t gonna happen.

I mean, if I had “The Visionary” I’d surely imagine a lot of stuff (me having the physique of a gigachad, a harem of anime waifu’s, a massive mansion of my own, a less-poluted world, Trump being a dwarf (because I’m petty like that), North Korea’s arsenal turning into toy weapons, Putin being assassinated in a way that makes Mad Monk Rasputin envious, the Star Wars sequels actually being better…), but as you can see, reality is sadly still very much in charge.

Archangel Michael via Erena Velazquez #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Right now, your spacecrafts are polluting and trashing space, creating holes in the atmosphere and interrupting the Galactic Operation around the planet.

So, what, the “Light Forces” don’t want us to travel the stars under our own power? That doesn’t sound suspicioius at all… /s

Unnamed Stanford Lecturer #racist #psycho

…If Hamas were truly “freedom fighters”, they wouldn’t be massacring & torturing Israeli civilians with such brutality unheard of since friggin’ Hitler’s regime! Hell, they apparently even took foreign tourists as hostages and meat shields, proving that they don’t care about “saving the opressed”, they just want to brutally kill as many “others” as they can.

Hamas are monsters, barbarians, & terrorists, plain and simple, and this time they’ve gone too far. Both against the Israeli people and against the Palestinian people, who will now face the brunt of Israeli counterattacks as they are stuck in the crossfire.

Steven Mosher #wingnut

Trump is right

Wow, not even a first sentence in and the inanity is already flying down the rabbit hole like its life depends on it…

Lila Rose #sexist #wingnut

Donald J Trump & various commenters #wingnut #racist

@Malingspann #178805

Frankly, I see Trump more as an oranger, fatter Homelander from The Boys. You know, an evil, psychotic narcissist who demands attention by pretending to be a “Captain Patriotic”!!

( Donald J Trump )
AMERICA NEEDS A SUPERHERO! I will be making a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT tomorrow.

Why does Trump remind me of Cartman from the Coon & Friends episodes?

Kenny: You are the bad guy, fat boy! YOU!
Cartman: I'm going around making the world a better place!
Kenny: For you! You're making it a better place for you!
Cartman: Right, that's what superheroes do!

Ken Ham #fundie

I’m sure most people, whether Christian or non-Christian are horrified at the thought of child sacrifice.

…Abraham ready to sacrifice his own son, Isaac, to YHWH. One of the most effed up stories in the Bible, IMO. Your argument is invalid.

in essence abortion is another form of child sacrifice!

Assuming for a moment that abortion is murder of children (it’s not, it’s preventing life-to-be, big difference). That still does not equate to ritual sacrifice, dumbass. Nobody is aborting “children” in the name of some deity.

@JACKASSDEMOCRAT #homophobia #wingnut

@Sasha #178694

Well, forgive me for taking anything Trump sites say with a huge grain of salt.

As always, never buy anything made in china.

…Correct me if I’m wrong, but weren’t MAGA hats made in China?

various commenters #wingnut #racist #fundie

If God comes down to earth to fight for the Jews, then he isn't really God.

Wow, how easily these psychos turn on their own deity once it does something they dislike.

Skywatch Editor #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

First: the vampire represents the polar opposite of Jesus Christ. Simply put, Jesus shed His blood so that others may have eternal life. The vampire sheds the blood of others so that he can have eternal life.

Eh, not really. First of all, to become a Vampire often requires a mortal to either drink Vampire blood themselves or for the Vampire to almost suck them dry and then inject them with some of their own blood. Likewise Vampires are often considered immortal regardless of wether or not they drink blood. The blood just keeps them “healthy” and sane, so to speak.

Besides, what blood did Jesus shed anyway? He revived as the king of heaven for crying out loud!

Second: the eternal life promised by the vampire is a cheap imitation of that offered by Jesus Christ. The vampire lives in eternal darkness, fleeing the light, always seeking new victims to prolong its dark and bloody half-life.

Thing is, in those stories Vampires can gain their immortality in the living world with guarantees. Jesus’s bestowed "immortality” is just an afterlife. Which isn’t really immortality if you’re already dead…

Hey, look, I hate Twilight as much as the next sane person, but don’t you think you’re overstating the “power” (for lack of a better term) of that crappy series just a bit?

Regardless, reading this makes me even more impatient for when Bloodines 2 will FINALLY come out… Probably going to play as either a Ventrue or Toreador first.

Thinker2 #crackpot #quack #conspiracy

…Is this quack seriously suggesting that chain-smoking like your life depends on it stops COVID? I’m not entirely sure if it’s worse than chowing down on loads of horse-dewormer or not.

Ken Ham #fundie

@Croquemitaine #178574

The entire idea of the “original sin” never sat right with me either. Even IF Adam & Eve were real and commited a horrible crime by eating the Forbidden Apple that God (deliberatly and temptingly) put there, why would you punish their children for it, let alone ALL of humanity FOREVER? I for one don’t recall ever signing a legally binding contract (while I was of sound mind) that allowed Adam & Eve to be my representatives for every divine judgement… “Sins of the Father” is arguably one of the WORST ideas of the Christian beliefs, and that’s saying something.

Besides, if God is supposedly timeless and omniscient, he SHOULD have known beforehand that Eve would fail his rigged “test” and yet god still did it. So the game was blatantly rigged against humanity since before it even began. How in any way is that just?

If you ask me, in no logical, sane universe can any eternal, omnipotent, & omniscient being be as capricious as a mortal and still function. If there is something like a god, it’s likely incomprehensible in its thought processess, completely neutral and distant, or an “almighty idiot” with no agency (a force that is purely id and instinct or even a slave to its own omniscience). Maybe even all of the above. I personally find that idea very fascinating and plausible, but I digress.

Regardless, may Ken Ham and everyone who spreads such cowardly treachery to humankind be forever tormented by Fek’lhr in the depths of Gre'thor, the dishonorable petaQ!

John Signorino #fundie #wingnut

Life only comes from life, the Law of Biogenesis. Life takes matter AND information. Matter can't create itself naturally (1st law of thermodynamics) and order cannot come from disorder (2nd law of thermodynamics).

Okay, then WHERE THE ACTUAL HELL DID GOD COME FROM!? If God came from nothing, then that means life and order can come from nothing. If god was (somehow) always there, then clearly something can also exist without needing to be formed first. If God does not count as “alive” then our life still came from no prior life.

And even IF an intelligence was proven to be behind the origins of mankind, that’s still a HUGE leap towards claiming said intelligence is specifically your intepretation of the Judeo-Christian God of the Abrahamic religions.

they will pay the price for their sins since they didn’t accept God and His gift of salvation by His son, Jesus Christ. It’s all one big joke to them as they pretend to be so ‘scientific’ but their empty pride will end in FLAMES.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #transphobia #homophobia #wingnut #conspiracy

@Tempus #178391

I would be funny, yes, if those “rabidly fanatical Christian fundamentalist zealots” would actually realize how much they’ve fucked themselves over by abandoning their Savior in favor of the Orange Antichrist. But instead they’re actually doubling down on their murderous insanity, which keeps hurting the sane people above all else.

So until we all find ourselves in any afterlife and us “wildly heretical liberals” are rewarded for our virtues lives while the “rabidly fanatical Christian fundamentalist zealots” are punished for their heresy and hatemongering while being either utterly confused about it or in denial, I’m not laughing just yet.

@AthenasWrench #quack #transphobia

So Athena’s Wretch is an antivaxxer as well? ….Because of course she is. Why stick with one far right inanity when you can have more, no?

Donald Trump Jr. #transphobia #wingnut

@SpukiKitty02 #178328

It’s just as I believe, fanaticism breeds fanaticism and extremism breeds extremism. The more people flock to one far-end of a spectrum, the more people who even remotely disagree with them will start flocking to the opposite far-end of the spectrum. Almost like reality itself is trying to balance it out in the worst way possible. And that keeps going like a vicious cycle until the whole thing breaks apart.

So, in short, the only way to fight any extremism and fanaticism is to simply say “NO” to it and always be willing to compromise and understand that the other side are also just as human as your side is.

@SpukiKitty02 #178286

Not bad, Kali the Destroyer is certainly badass, but for me it could also be Sekhmet (the Egyptian Warrior Goddess represented by a Lioness) or Nyx (Greek Primordial Goddess of the Night, Mother of Death, Doom, Fate, and Sleep; said to be as beautiful as she is terrifying (as friggin’ Zeus would rather swallow his pride than get on her bad side)) who will show the misogynistic Fundies what a true goddess can do!

…Yeah, so I have a thing for strong, badass women. Strong, badass women who could (metaphoricaly) snap me in half me with their pinkie yet will never do so because they are also caring and protective towards their loved ones. I’m not apologizing for it ever.

Anyway, that’s what I think “true femininity” is, a powerful, strong-willed-yet-caring motherly protector. Not at all some weak-willed, fragile, porcelain doll…

Other badass female deities I can think of are Ishtar (Mesopotamian goddess of love, war, fertility, beauty, law, and power), Bast (Related to Sekhmet; Egyptian Cat Goddess who is also one of Ra’s bodyguards and strong enough to fight equally with Apep of all monstrosities), Izanami-no-Mikoto (Japanese Creator Deity and Mother Goddess of the Shinto pantheon)… Or even any female Aesir, Vanir, or Jotnar from Norse mythology. They’re pretty much all badass warriors.

SIGH Why IS it that the Abrahamic Religions (the dominant ones) just HAVE to be the most misogynistic and partriarchal religions of them all?

@MaudeYoung #transphobia

Donald Trump Jr. #transphobia #wingnut

feminize our boys, attack masculine men, glorify trans insanity, etc […] one day the savages you see brutally attacking innocent civilians in the streets of Israel will be on your front door

…Something about those two sentences together does not quite compute. Probably because afaik Hamas is just as transphobic and homophobic as the American right wingers are, if not more so, so why would they be a threat to everything BUT LGBTQ+ people?

Rodney M. Cluff #crackpot #fundie #ufo #dunning-kruger

You know, I wanted to ridicule this, but honestly this is kinda sad. The fact that it’s actually not illegal to teach children these crappy fantasies as if they were reality really shows how much of a third-world shithole the USA is.

Chris Bledsoe #crackpot #ufo #fundie #magick #conspiracy

@Skyknight #178223

Hmmm, Ophanim are described as flying wheels, right?

…Nah, even that makes too much sense compared to what most of these nutjobs write down.

Thomas R. Horn/Josh Peck #conspiracy #magick #ufo #fundie

The coming holy war between the Titans and the one, true, living God!

Okay, frankly that sounds Metal as hell! Seeing a Titanomachy not between Titans and the Greek Gods, but rather between Titans and Warrior Angels, duking it out across heaven and earth, making all of existence quake… Hell, maybe even all the other Pantheons will get involved (kinda like Smite), and then once everyone has worn each other out, the Great Old Ones will move in to defeat the winner.

various commenters #wingnut #homophobia

Neo #fundie #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

We get mad over your “flat earth” beliefs because for one, smug & obstinate imbeciles like you tend to infuriate intelligent, sane people. Also, considering your proud “anti-intellectual” beliefs are actually harmful to most people, we refuse to tolerate you any more than we would tolerate a repeat-offender.

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut

The far-right reacts to facts the same way a Fae does to ~~Silver~~ Cold Iron.

EDIT: correction.

Forget the books and the movies. Garlic? It's worthless. A cross? Pfft! Shove it right up their ass! Hahahaha! A stake? Only if it catches you in the heart, and then it just paralyzes you. Runnin' water? Ah, that's no problem. I bathe... eh... occasionally.

-Smiling Jack; Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines.

Glenn Beck and other Conspiracy Theorists #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #magick #quack #wingnut

@TFAltHist #177978

The OP probably watched the Resident Evil film series and thought “Hey, that’s an accurate depiction of reality!”

Jokes aside, I don’t get it myself. IRL most “evildoers” tend to have practical motivations for their actions; money, power, lust, fame, etc… Sure, there may be a few “Jokers” walking around, but their sheer chaos and anarchy would actually be detrimental to all the other “evildoers”, to the point that they’d rather off the Jokers themselves than let justice take care of them.

My point being that turning 99.999% of the world into mindless zombies would not benefit anyone, most certainly NOT the Elite 0.001%. So why would said Elite ever do that or even support anyone doing that? Causing a zombie apocalypse on purpose is not practical, not sustainable, not profitable… NOBODY who could do it would do it.

Abby Libby #sexist #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Well, as they say, when you swim with the sharks…

Clif High #ufo #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

…You know, as much as I love Stargate, maaaaybbbbeeee you SHOULDN’T watch it while on ‘shrooms?

Donald Trump #wingnut #psycho

Oh, you want to talk about Treason, Trump? Aka the self-proclaimed “Apple of Putin’s eye”? Because I’m sure that even ignoring the election fraud and attempted insurrection we can find PLENTY of stuff where you deliberatly weakened the USA compared to foreign powers.

One thing I can vaguely recall is you bragging on Twitter about top-secret military operations that nobody was allowed to know… While you were still POTUS.

h00n23 #sexist #racist

@PMSFKS #177719

I mean, to be fair, that’s Big Mom in her late 70s after several births. We know by now that in her 20s she looked like any other attractive One Piece female.

John Piper #fundie

…You know, I was going to try to rebuke this, but I can’t top @Denizen’s comment.

So, I thought to bring my catchphrase back again: “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!”, but then I realized that even friggin’ Khorne would disapprove of YHWH. After all, Khorne HATES cowards, and attempting to please him by going only after the blood of defensless children is one way to get on his badder side.

…So, with an inability to properly convey what I think of the OP, I’m just going to imagine the “Chad” Khorne giving the “incel” YHWH a wedgie, a swirly, and stuffing him into a locker.

h00n23 #sexist #racist

To provide some context for non-weebs, the manga One Piece is often criticized for the fact that 95% of its female cast shares the same supermodel body mold. The only time a female character is depicted as less-than-conventionally attractive is when the plot (or humor) demands it.

But considering One Piece is a very crazy story where “human” tends to be defined differently than IRL, and it also has a large male cast of buff beefsteaks, I don’t think it’s something worth getting worked up over.

Lauren Boebert #conspiracy #wingnut

Fuck you, Lauren Booboo. You right-wingers are constantly talking aobut Biden’s supposed corruption, but are ALWAYS turning a blind eye to Trump’s own, far more severe, corruption. Your sheer hypocrisy is why sane people don’t bother listening to you.

Look, is what Biden’s son did so legal? Probably not. But it’s still HARDLY comparable to TRUMP blatantly trying to commit election fraud!

The Trump Dictionary #wingnut #racist

…Seriously?

…I suppose you can’t make this shit up; “reality is unrealistic”, it seems.