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Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

allowing America to be overrun by an invasion of barbarians

No, WAR, YOU (the right-wing, gun-totin, bible-humping, inbred, luddite hilbillies) are the barbarians.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #god-complex

Trust me, I get that you’re terrified. Truly. I mean, I’m not an American (thus I sadly cannot actually vote against Trump, or do much besides voice my opinions online), but even I am truly scared if that thing becomes the Commander-in-Chief of the US’s military might and nukes again. Even IF they manage to keep the Nuclear Football from his tiny fingers, he’s still capable of screwing up a LOT of things for a LOT of people. I’m already scared if Russia decides to attack Europe as a whole; we don’t need a Caligula figure laughing at us from across the seas as he helps his ol’ buddy ol’ pal Putin with anything Russia needs…

…So, Trump admits he wants to be a dictator. What more proof do people need? Yes, he does say “only” on Day one, but come on! Even ignoring that he cannot accomplish everything on day one, who TRULY believes Trump would have it in him to give up his power as autocrat?

I mean, he’s compared himself to Nelson Mandela, probably Jesus Christ, and now to Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus…

John B #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

…Oh, what wars did “Jhoe” start then?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

@Malingspann #183300

At this point I think even Khorne would say “aren’t you warring just a bit too much, Wayne?”

Ray Comfort #fundie

Well, it sure as hell explains why fundies tend to be warmongers. They want to hasten the end of times so they can go jack off in Heaven to all the damned “unbelievers” suffering in Hell…

William Henry #magick #ufo #fundie #mammon

@Niam2020 #183235

Damn, I wish I could give you more than 1 star.

…Say what you want about the Gravemind, it at least is smart enough to have nothing but contemt for such delusions.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

What @Bastethotep said. The whole world DOES indeed ridicule the USA; but that’s all TRUMP’s FAULT. The fact that an imbecilic, narcissistic, incompetent, inexperienced, delusional grifter can so easily garner a cult of personality to become the Commander-in-Chief of one of the most powerful militaries in the world!

Ken Ham #fundie

For the love of all that is sane and holy… GET OVER IT, HAMBONE!!!! You LOST the debate because you are a LYING IDIOT! Does that sting, maybe. But most mentally healthy people get over that and try to improve themselves!!!

Brandon Smith #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho

There are still hundreds of millions of Americans that value the core beliefs of the west: Meritocracy, free markets, private property, self sufficiency, independence, reason, critical thinking, childhood innocence and for many, religious devotion and discipline.

I sure hope so! Sadly, Trumpists aren’t amongst them.

Brian Niemeier #fundie #mammon

@Sasha #183122

True… But he’s still shitting on actually good authors (Neil Gaiman & Arthur C. Clarke) in an attempt to peddle his crap. As well as spreading inane fundie beliefs to help convince that audience.

a demon could choose to do good or even repent and gain salvation.

Yes, yes, I think I understand why a fundie would be butthurt at the very concept that a demon could repent. Because if that is possible, it would mean that dickery is a CHOICE that anyone, no matter how vile, could work to improve from. So human fundies have no excuse anymore to be assholes to everyone else.

prominently in the works of Nail Gaiman

…His name is NEIL, not Nail, and he’s a FAR better writer than you could ever hope to be even if you sold your excuse of a soul to the devil.

but attained full cultural penetration through anime and manga.

…Yes, and? I happen to like the whole “ascended demon” or “succubus in love” tropes, even if they’re prevalent in manga. It shows that good CAN overcome evil. It shows that love IS stronger than lust.

@TFAltHist #183091

Agreed. Being born inherentily evil and physically incapable of any benevolence is already stretching my suspension of disbelief. An entire civilization of such things that somehow manages to function and still be a threat to anything else is taking it even further.

Evil_Longoria #conspiracy

There's actually people out there that believe that the world/universe is a floating disk covered by a ceiling of solid, indestructible water, and an edge that you can fall off of!

V Pas and Gary E Hoff #wingnut #conspiracy

So a dictatorship is bad and has to be overthrown if it’s not the guy you want, but it’s good and has to be implemented ASAP if it is the guy you want? Typical right-winger reasoning…

woodchip #wingnut

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

@Bastethotep #183008

It most certainly IS a “Cult of Personality”. How else can you explain that they treat Donald Trump (of all people(*)) as the “second coming of Jesus” who “suffers for all the patriots’ sins”, who is “ten steps ahead of EVERYBODY”, and is the SOLE entity that can demolish the omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent “Deep State” while simultaniously ushering in a Golden Age for the Red States as he Ascends to become GEOTUS for all eternity?

Seriously, even the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind and Kahless the Unforgettable had to WORK (hard) to get that revered and remembered…

(*)A snotnosed, overweight, ugly, loud, adultering, greedy manchild who was born into wealth, never accomplished ANYTHING by himself, and is borderline intellectually disabled?

Real question here; IF the “International Deep State” does exist, and is so ingrained and so powerful that they can prevent a presidential candidate from winning, and control the courts and all that and keep presidents as puppet kings, then why would voting for Trump even matter? If Trump wins, it must be then because the Deep State allowed him to win, which can’t be a good thing by your own inane logic. So wouldn’t it make more sense to keep Trump OUT of the spotlights so he can dismantle the Deep State from behind the black? Again, I’m only following YOUR “logic”.

TL;DR: how would electing Trump work against the ones who control him then?

Trumper 2020 #racist #fundie

And what does Christianity know about “Freedom” anyway? Where everything is predetermined according to the whims of a single, capricious, malevolent deity? A deity who created us without free will, then essentially installed us with the concept of sin yet blames and punishes us for being corrupted by said sin?

I’d say Shintoism, Taoism, Buddhism and such are far more enlightened than Christianity is.

Trumper 2020 #fundie

<@KeithInc.> #182939

I think most fundies define “Freedom” more as “freedom from choice” rather than “freedom of choice”. If that makes sense. They want the freedom not to have to think for themselves and just want God (or whoever claims to speak for god) to tell them what to do. And anyone who opposes that is obviously enroaching upon said “freedom from choice” and has to be eliminated.

Then again… They want the freedom to be slaves to their religion & beliefs but simultaniously it HAS to be everything they specifically want to believe in. So, they want to be free so they can become slaves to what they want to be and that’ll make them free to be slaves and… My thinker hurts.

Trumper 2020 #racist #fundie

@Lucilius #182942

Hey, I’d say even Hentai has more accurate knowledge about anything than any self-proclaimed “Trumper” does.

Wayne Garrahan #wingnut

Ah! My eyes! That mirror is so shiny it actually amplifies the light!

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

@Skyknight #182729

Exactly. People like Trump, they may have all the money, all the power, all the fame in the world, yet it will NEVER be enough for them.

He's the only one they fear. He's the only one who could beat them

For crying out loud! Trump is not the Doomslayer, and we’re not Demons from Hell. You give both of us too much credit.

…if anything, Trump reminds me more of a Mancubus than the Doomslayer, but that’s not really the point here.

But seriously though, yes I DO fear Trump to be fully honest. In the same way any regular, decent person would be afraid if a psychotic toddler with anger managment issues would be just given the Nuclear Football to use as leverage to get whatever the hell he wants. I fear Trump just as much as a colony of ants would fear the bored brat with a magnifying glass on a sunny day. I fear Trump just like how a city of Liliputians would fear it if a random, drunk Brobdignagian would stumble upon them.

“Sometimes, fear is the appropriate response” and “Only the fool fears nothing”.

Trump is just the absolute worst person to be given limitless power.

Ken Ham #forced-birth #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

But the bible makes it clear the building of the Ark and the Flood of Noah really did happen in history.

Congratulations! /s And the book “Chariots of the gods” claims that the pyramids were built by aliens. Still doesn’t make it true.

If the events of the Ark and Flood are true, then all humans are descendants of Noah (who build the Ark) back to the first man Adam.

IF that is true, then that means ALL humans ever are all inbred monstrosities. Which is NOT a good thing.

God’s hand of judgment is being seen as He withdraws the restraining influence of His Holy Spirit.

Blood for the blood god!

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

Ken Ham #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #fundie

Also, let’s cross off “probability” of the list of things Ken Ham understands.

…Look, Ham, using your own, flawed “analogy”, said coin does NOT need to fall heads-up 100 times in a row from the beginning, just ONCE in total. For example, if you keep tossing a coin once every minute for a billion years, then eventually, YES, it’s very likely the coin WILL fall heads-up 100 times in a row. And that likelihood will only increase if there are more coins being tossed at any given time (aka more planets for life to have a chance to evolve onto).

@TFAltHist #182637

Not to mention that people like Ham think the chances of humans just happening to live on a planet compatible with ourselves are infinitesimal. Conveniently ignoring the fact that it’s like a puddle of water saying “what are the odds that this hole in the ground fits me perfectly!”

Biblical faith is defensible because our Creator is faithful.

…Is that supposed to mean anything?

the evolutionary idea that the entire universe came about by chance?

Again, Ham, EVOLUTION IS NOT COSMOLOGY!!!

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

@Skyknight #182548

Screw evidence, I want to test it in person! Throw him off of Trump Tower to see if he can fly, put him in a car compactor to see if he can push it apart, shoot armor-piercing bullets at him to see if he’s indestructible, lock him in a nuclear reactor to see if he’s radiation proof, put heavy weights on his ankles and drop him into the Atlantic to see if he can breathe underwater…

This is like Jesus showing up at football game. […] He [Trump] is most famous martyr, super hero & super-human in world history.

…I- I just can’t anymore with these fanatical psycho’s. Frankly I don’t care that much if you worship Trump or Stalin or Napoleon or Caligula as a god-in-human-form behind closed doors, it’s your wasted life, but please stop trying to literally RUIN the entire world for everyone else!

Frankly, at this point I think I’d rather live in the Imperium of Man than in a “Divided Nations of Emperor Trump”-world… Especially if it’s the Imperium in its golden years, but beggars can’t be choosers.

Jason Evert #fundie #kinkshaming

Uhm, since when is just having safe, sane, & consensual sex the same thing as using illegal steroids?

Super Kru Cosmic Commander Z Dr. Kosol Ouch #crackpot #quack #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Kevin Sorbo quoting Dr. Toby Rogers #conspiracy #pratt

<@KeithInc.> #182460

I’m afraid you may have misunderstood my comment, I meant to make a joke that even the mythical Hercules/Herakles was a much smarter person than the washed-up actor who is mostly known through him is. Or even a lot smarter than most right-wingers combined; and in no way was a “brawn but no brains type”.

I in no way meant to imply that you or anyone with even a modicum of intelligence would think that Sorbo is worth listening to just because he played a semi-beloved TV character once.

<@KeithInc.> #182439

because the parents trusted Hercules more

I mean, that’s kinda insulting to the mythological demigod. Herakles the character was shown to be pretty smart and inventive in his adventures, as opposed to Sorbo here, who like most American far-right-winger would count as “too dumb to live”.

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

In all seriousness though, these Trumpists are the living proof of “reality is unrealistic”. Whenever I think they’ve reached the absolute bottom of the well of batshit insanity, they somehow manage to go even deeper. You just cannot make that stuff up anymore.

…Frankly I’m kinda envious of them. It must feel nice being able to live so deep in your own fantasy world (to the point where their fantasy starts outright eroding reality) where everything is perfect instead of rotten reality.

There is ONLY Trump. […] Trump is super human. What he has endured for us...what he has sacrificed for us is unimaginable.

Suuuuurrrreeee. This sounds completely sane. /s It in no way sounds like a Cult of Personality deifing a complete shithead… /s

Have fun in Hell for worshipping the ~~Golden Calf~~ Orange Clown instead of Jesus.

knitsandhooks #transphobia

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

You could have just said “Happy Thanksgiving to ALL, including my opponents Letitia James, Arthur Engoron, Chief Clerk Alison Greenfield, & Joe Biden", but you just HAD to turn what could have been a nice, innocent gesture into another tirade that revolves around YOU…

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

@Conscience #182088

Trump doesn't understand procedures.

The list of things Trump does understand wouldn’t be enough to fill a post-it note.

Seriously I can sum up Trump’s mind like this “I am Trump; I don’t have to understand what I’m doing, I merely have to do it.”

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

"We've had vicious kings, and we've had idiot kings, but I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!"

Everyone, do keep this in mind should election days come…

Justice is coming.

“That’s why we call it ‘justice’. Because it’s ‘just us’!”

His expression on the mug shot foretells one thing

Yes, that Trump isn’t nearly as invincible as he thought he was. His time is coming, he knows it, and he’s scared!

No more olive branches. Trump’s eagle should be carrying arrows only.

Blood for the blood Trump!

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

…Dafuq am I looking at?

Also, what actual proof do you have? You conspiracy Trumpers have been claiming “the jan 6 coup was a hoax!!!!” ever since it first happened yet nobody has given any proper facts to support that narrative…

A.F. Branco #wingnut

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut #transphobia

Apparently there are some Republicans who think Donald Trump, an intellectually disabled, psychopathic narcissist with a god-complex, deserves to regain his job as POTUS.

See? We can do this to, MTG. And ours makes much more sense.

The Angels via Ann Albers #magick #ufo #psycho

FFS! Vibrations aren’t Magick! Why do you dumbasses keep thinking that!?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

I know it’s WAR saying this, and he lives in his own little world at constant war with our reality, but to be sure, can anyone confirm that Trump really is doing well in the polls? Because I sure hope not.

Russian Government #conspiracy #enbyphobia #fundie #homophobia #psycho #transphobia

“Do we really want to have here, in our country, in Russia, ‘Parent No. 1, No. 2, No. 3’ instead of ‘mom’ and ‘dad?’” Putin said

I don’t know, but it still seems far better than a deranged dictator who makes sure all his detractors “coveniently” fall out of windows all the time and who pardons convicted criminals if they start murdering Ukrainians instead of Russians and who incarcerates anyone who even remotely objects to being drafted as cannon fodder…

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

I don't want to spread misinformation.

…You already have, lying dumbass.

Seriously, I’ve been fully vaccinated for everything that’s required by now since I was a toddler. I’ve also had 3 COVID vaccines already. I’m 30 years old and still in perfect health because of my vaccinations.