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@Timjer

Sherri Tenpenny #dunning-kruger #quack

Turbo Cancer

No matter how many times these stupid antivaxxers keep using that nonsensical term, it still keeps sounding like an old video game console to me.

Ann Coulter #psycho #wingnut

We didn’t kill enough ~~Indians~~ Nazis. There, fixed it for ya.

@Passerby #229123

I wish I could get to that level of apathy sometimes, it certainly would be less exhaustive than caring or getting frustrated all the time, but I’m not fully there yet. And maybe that’s a good thing.

Medeea Greere #crackpot #quack #magick #conspiracy #mammon

Imagine how life would be simpler if you had an artificial intelligence (AI)-based system that could scan, diagnose, treat, and prevent the occurrence of medical issues!

True, it would be nice to imagine that. I also like to imagine that I’m a wealthy, confident adonis with the physique of a greek god and a small harem of buxom cute monster girls, and who is the greatest writer of his generation. Sadly, unless my name is Gremmy Thoumeaux, just imagining it doesn’t make it real…

Margaret G #transphobia #ableist

Recruitment numbers have soared

Have they? Have they really?

And even if they did, it has less to do with banning transfolks and more with Trump increasing the military budgets at the costs of everything else. You know, like fascists tend to do.

James David Manning #racist #wingnut

I’m a white man and even I think you sicken me.

MorpheusMAGA #dunning-kruger #crackpot

Sherri Tenpenny #dunning-kruger #quack

Ma’am, I got all the “shots” I needed as a baby, as a toddler, and when growing up. I’m still very much alive and in good health, and doing rather well for myself, I’d say.

Hell, a few months ago I got an extra measles shot because as it turned out they missed one when I was a child; and I figured better safe than sorry. Didn’t even get an itch from it.

So, by your “logic”, I’m living proof that antivaxxers are full of bullshit.

2nd Smartest Guy in the World #wingnut #conspiracy

Oh, joy, the 2nd Dumbest Guy in the World is still around…

Seriously, his usual moronic drivel is bad enough. But does he have to be so full of empty hubris to unironically call himself “2nd Smartest Guy in the World”!?

Stephen Falco #fundie #homophobia #psycho

@Shirogane #228903

Well, I wouldn’t go out of my way to kill these jerks, I still want to keep the moral high ground, but I certainly wouldn’t save them if they’re dying either. After all, why should I? The faster they die, the faster they get to their god like they so badly want. Not my problem if said god kicks them straight to hell immediatly afterwards…

cooljerk9840 #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia #psycho

you can be killed in the world because of your sexuality

Heterosexual is a sexuality, dumbass. Signed, a straight human who is actually “normal”.

Stephen Falco #fundie #homophobia #psycho

Feel that Christian love!!! /s

Seriously though, the Biblical Jesus of Nazareth would be rolling in his grave…

Pokemon Conquistador #transphobia #fundie

Pokemon Conquistador

Get this awesome gaming franchise’s name out of your shitty mouth!

Heterosepartist #homophobia #fundie

Going after people's children is reprehensible.

Jush Duggar. Your argument is invalid.

Also, which movie are you even talking about?

People are getting fed up with ~~homo~~fascism.

There, fixed it for ya!

People are starting to take a stand.

Being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole is not “taking a stand” by ANY definition.

Higgs Boson #wingnut #conspiracy

The Trump Administration's view on “insert topic here” is the same as every uneducated, stupid, willfully ignorant hick

There, fixed it for ya!

Matt Margolis #transphobia #pratt

This resolution is a victory for every girl and woman

YOU assholes are the ones who forced actual medical doctors to betray the hypocratic oath and keep a genuine brain-dead woman on life support against her family’s wishes because she was still useful as a friggin’ incubator on legs, very likely causing her unfortunate baby to be born deformed and/or handicapped for life. FUCK YOU acting like you care about the rights of women.

Don’t believe me? Look up the case of Adriana Smith in Georgia. You right-wingers are EVIL.

Massresistance #transphobia #fundie #homophobia

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #fundie

Shane Morris #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #sexist #psycho

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #conspiracy #mammon

Star Trek Future

…You do know that to reach said future humanity had to go through a DEVASTATING WW3 (which may or may not have been the same one as Khan’s Eugenics Wars) and even then we only managed to recover because the Vulcans helped us, right? Chances are we might as well be conquered by the Klingon Empire instead… Though that cannot possibly be a worse fate than what Darths Trump and Putin are doing right now…

Frankly at this point I wouldn’t be too scared about being assimilated by the Borg anymore. At least I’ll still be alive and as an equal to everyone else…

Ethan White #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

Two brave American firefighters were slaughtered on American soil.

Yes. And those firefighters deserve BETTER than having their tragic murders be used as fuel by a batshit-crazy, gun-obsessed Trumpist who wants to cause anarchy, death, and destruction.

I don’t even know those firefighters at all, but FUCK you, you sick selfish bastard.

Ann Barnhardt and X #homophobia

Oh, sure, NOW you are all about “THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!”; when it’s convenient to you and your narrative. But whenever actual children suffer either physically or psychologically under their own Christian Fundamentalist parents, pastors, or governments, then who gives a shit, right?

But seriously, is that story about that baby even remotely true (*)? I’d prefer not to click the link the fundie op posted because I have no idea where that takes me or if it’s even reliable…

(*)If it is, then it’s certainly horrifying, but my earlier point still stands.

Dr. Abby Johnson #forced-birth #wingnut

Matt Walsh #racist

Matt Walsh conveniently forgets that the entire USA was founded BY foreign-born immigrants… Of which he is a descendant. English-speaking whites aren’t really native to America…

Yeah, I know this is a point that has been repeated to undeath, but I’ll keep doing it as long as right-wing grifters like Matty here keep ignoring that point on purpose.

GenderRealistMom #homophobia #transphobia

Bigots destroy everything.

There, fixed it for ya!

Andrew Tate #sexist

@C #228304

…Sure, Andrew Tate can be Batman. The The Batman Who Laughs, that is. Certainly not the regular version.

For those not in the know, The Batman Who Laughs is an alternate universe Bruce Wayne who became a new Joker. He has all of Batman’s skills and prowess and all of Joker’s evil and depravity.

BigDaveD101 #homophobia #fundie

Andrew Tate #sexist

@Bastethotep #228280

"What were you trying to prove? That deep down, everyone's as ugly as you? You're alone!!”

-The Dark Knight

BigDaveD101 #homophobia #fundie

Pride comes before THE FALL
Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall.

Yes. And it’s my experience that Christian fundies like YOU are some of THE most prideful, arrogant, and hubris-filled people in the world.

John C. Wright #fundie #dunning-kruger

humility is in short supply among atheists.

Oh, really? It’s not us atheists who think we are the chosen ones made in the image of the omnipotent creator of the entirety of the universe, which apparently exists purely to revolve around us, quite literally even.

No, it’s us atheists who accept that we are just a bunch of barely-intelligent apes living on a random, insignificant mudball of a planet that has no impact whatsoever on the course of our eons old galaxy, let alone the universe as a whole.

So tell me, which belief sounds more egocentric, John C. Wrong?

J.K.Rowling #transphobia #conspiracy

What the actual FUCK is wrong with this bitch!?

Yesgaysarebullies #homophobia #fundie #pratt

The queer mafia

Frankly, that makes the LGBTQIA+ community sound more badass than they are… But as it is, there is no “organized crime conspiracy of LGBTQIA+ folks” just as much as there isn’t any autism mafia or atheist mafia or anything like that. They’re just atypical people who have things in common (such as the fact that idiots like you have an irrational hatred for them).

Tomi Lahren #wingnut

He is rarely, if ever, wrong.

…So telling people to inject bleach into their veins to combat COVID is not wrong? Redrawing weather maps because the storms didn’t go according to how he thought isn’t wrong? Making election promises like boosting the Economy, ending Ukraine-Russia within a day, and staying OUT of wars when the opposite happens isn’t wrong?

How do you even FUNCTION, Lami Tohren?

The Trump administration #crackpot #homophobia #transphobia

@Sasha #227868

Hey, I’d give you a hug if that was a thing that I did. I’ve been on antidepressants for almost 15 years by now, and I doubt I could ever stop with it. I tried stopping once (controlled while supervised by my doctor), but I went into such a downward spiral I’m terrified of trying again.

While I haven’t outright tried suicide back in the day, I have gotten very close to trying on a few occasions, so I know how it feels.

I personally manage keep going mostly through the little things in life that give me joy. For example, waiting for the next season of Wednesday to come out next month, or wanting to know how One Piece ends, or playing Resident Evil Requiem next year… That and because I indeed want to spite whoever or whatever wants to break me.

@Passerby #227825

That reminds me a frightening lot of Darth Sidious’ Contingency…

The TL;DR is that the Empire (and the Galaxy by extension) does not deserve to outlive him as the Emperor.

“My fall would signal a necessary end to the Galactic Empire. If the vast and powerful forces I had gathered could not perform their sworn duty and protect their own Emperor, they did not deserve to lay claim to this galaxy in my absence. For their failures, I would see them burn. And the galaxy along with them.”

But remember, THEY’RE the ones trying to protect children from harm! /s

FFS, this is just SICKENING. Especially since I am struggling with my mental health for over a decade now(*). If I wouldn’t be getting the proper care and medication I needed, I very likely could have killed myself already.

(*)Ever since I was a teen. Feeling very out of place at school due to my initially-undiagnosed aspergers and such really did a number on my psyche.

preferredfault #homophobia

I’d MUCH rather have a stable gay couple lovingly adopt an otherwise unwanted child than have a dysfunctional straight couple birth a child and then abuse the hell out of it because they see the child as their property.

Fuck you.

Signed, a straight man with straight birth parents.

Derek #crackpot #conspiracy

…You know, speaking of the Borg, I’d think even the entire computational power of the Collective would crash upon trying to make sense of this.

Jim #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

@TheKingOfRhye #227652

Musk would be indisputably NOT eligible to be the President, seeing as he was born in South Africa, and thus not a natural-born US citizen.

Yes, but the difference is that Musk is WHITE. And a rich Nazi on top of that. Ergo, he is far more “natural born” than Obama was because that guy was black and democrat. /s

Holy Emperor

Jim, when Italian artists made a paper-mache statue of Trump as the “Immortal God Emperor of Mankind”, they were being SATIRICAL.

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This is even more notable as the Emperor of Man is, despite his flaws as an opressive autocrat, still a LOT better as a human being than Trump is…

Rev. Joel Webbon #fundie #wingnut

believes that the American people are too degenerate, stupid, and cowardly to abide by the Constitution

Looks at Trumpists I mean, he’s not exactly wrong on that regard…

Charlie Kirk #fundie #wingnut

Connie #crackpot #magick #quack

My sister-in-law, a psychic, shared something

Aaaaaaannnnnndddddd you already lost me. Good job.

an experience about nine years ago when Yeshua unexpectedly visited my kitchen.

I’d ask if he was looking for water to turn into wine, but it seems like you aren’t lacking in the liquor department…

We’re discovering that autism isn’t a condition to be fixed

And as an aspie myself, I thank you for that. That’s actually very nice of you to say.

but a key to humanity’s next evolutionary step

…Yeah, I wouldn’t go THAT far either.

SPIRIT OF GOD #god-complex #crackpot #ufo #fundie #conspiracy

Thewolfofwallstreet42 #fundie #wingnut

If going to heaven requires me to rape a girl, then I’d rather go to hell, you monster.

YouTube #mammon

Things like this is why I use adblockers without guilt. That, and if I have to see one more of those stupid, asinine, misleading “Hero Wars” ads on Youtube, I’m going to lose it.

Kristi Noem #wingnut #racist

@Citizen_Justin #227099

I agree that the SS has a job to protect government officials and such. But this was just a Senator who by all accounts just announced himself to ask a question and Trump’s SS immediatly assaulted him for no known reason(*). And despite the fact that he announced who he was, Kristi Noem still didn’t recall the SS and lied that he had approached her without identifying himself.

Maybe there is more to the story than we know. But for now the video evidence contradicts Kristi Noem’s own statements.

(*)Aside from the fact that he was a Latino Democrat, which suggests the racism tag.