You people really have zero idea how real satanists are, do you? We get Mario Cart, hawaiian pizzas, mulled wine and grass, while being pissed at the local politicians, talking nerd shit and appreciating one of our congregation’s pet hognose snek(they are adorable). We get one invocation about personal freedom and staying empathetic to others, our tenets are being brought up and that’s the real, actual satanic black mass experience, firsthand by a church member.
I mean maybe they have like 17 warlocks total to annoint you or something in NY, big town after all but something tells me you, Sir are full of real gross, christofascist shit.