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wristshot #fundie

“No, it's the biggest lie ever believed. It's a deceptive tool of satan's to draw you away from God.”
Do you have any evidence that it’s a lie instead of just ad hominem on the scientists?

“You trust a bunch of guys who call themselves scientists and doctors. they tell you stories with no real scientific facts to support their myth and you eat it up because you don't want God to be real.”
So that’s a no…

“If you add up the intelligence of all the evolution scientist it would fit on the head of a pin compared to Gods wisdom which would take up the entire universe.”
Sure, sure. Intelligence is the ability to learn, so of course it’s a physical thingy.

“As for me I'll trust Gods knowledge.”
Another physical thing, sure, yep.

EQAndyBuzz #fundie

snoochies #fundie

“Just a thought.”
Doubt it…

“Someone said that 2 guys having sex doesnt hurt anyone.”
2 ADULT guys having CONSENSUAL sex hurts no one, no.

“Well maybe not now, but what if every year, more and more people become homosexuals...”
It’s not a fad.

“Who on earth is going to keep the population growing.”
All the homosexuals who want kids. There, finished.

“Its a slow death that will kill the human race...”
Um… the basic reason most men do ANYTHING is to attract women.
It makes less than zero sense for the entire population of men to become gay, because it would not attract the chicks.

“And thats not gay bashing, just a reality.”
No, it’s gay bashing out of fear mongering. You’re saying there’s a risk if we don’t do something about homosexuality, it will destroy the human race.

GodSpawn #fundie

“One of the problems with people today is that they misunderstand what love is.”
Lay it on me, then.

“Love is a choice, not a feeling.”
Beg to differ.
I have some coworkers who are dumber than a safe room with a screen door. I can’t choose to love them.
I have met people whose opinions make me physically ill. I cherish their freedom to BE that stupid, but i could never just CHOOSE to love them for themselves.

“Choose to love your husband.”
Ideally, one loves the spouse before MAKING them a spouse, but if the love fades, there’s a reason. I doubt that anyone can force love after teh basis for the love is gone.

thetruth #fundie

“I can tell you that evolution is a myth.”
Betcha your evidence is stupid….

“I realise this every time I watch a wasp/bee/fly/daddy long legs/a.n.other insect try to fly through glass.”
Flying daddy long-legs?

“Again. And again. And again. And - you get my point.”
No……..

“Glass has been around for hundreds of years - so if creatures of this world are evolving, why havent they learnt how to understand glass!”
Mostly because they bounce off and don’t die. It’s not a stressor on the population.

“Listen wasp, its see through, but its solid, ok?!?!?!!”
Yes, yes, explain the invisible force field to the wasp. G’head.

“You cant fly through it!!!!!! But they never, ever learn. And therefore they will never "evolve". Because they cant.”
Called it.

“Anyway, I think that this is total conclusive ultimate proof that evolution is non-existent.”
So, why do you need to get a flu shot every year?

Kent #fundie

“Most thoughts and dreams are from demons.”
Then there’s one i need to thank for the Halle Berry one.
is there anything I can do to encourage a repeat? Something I can sacrifice, say with a picture of Monica Bellucci?

“Stay celibate during Apocalypse.”
Doesn’t seem to be an issue…

“Newborns are micro-chipped in delivery rooms.”
Microchips take big damned needles. Vaccine needles are typically very tiny.

"Mothers who abort have breast cancer.”
My wife miscarried. The dead twins inside her were taken out by a DNC which in some states right now is classified as an abortion. She didn’t get sepsis, nor did she get cancer.

"Make-up puts a stain on the image of God.”
That’s true, my wife gets made up and I cannot BELIEVE god gave her purple eyelids. What a weird fucker.

"So, don’t use make-up and don’t drink Soda.”
I think someone confused stem cell testing with the ‘contents’ listing on teh box.

"Forgive me for being rude, but that’s what I was taught.”
No. Won’t forgive you and that’s no defense.

bro randy #fundie

“Macro-evolution is the fantasy that claims that one species changes into another.”
No, Randy, that would be ‘speciation.’
You can have a herd of sea-urchins at an aquarium split into two species without anyone at the aquarium, or the sea urchins, knowing anything about it.

“For example, a fish changes into a dog.”
That’s also not macroevolution, dipshit.
Macro- refers to the accumulation of microevolutionary changes to the point that there’s a physical difference we can point to. The giraffe’s neck, the rhino’s horn, the elephant’s Swiss bank account, big visible changes.
More than likely, a speciation event separated the gene pool from other members of the same species, so the new traits did not spread to any other pools.

Jon The Jew #fundie

“Also, using the excuse that Jews evolved into inferior beings,”
We can breed with them, they’re not a separate being.

“ thus it gives the right to kill them,”
Are you talking about the Nazis?
The guys who had ‘God Is With Us’ on their uniform belt buckles?
The guys who burned Darwin’s books next to the transsexual researchers’ and gay literature?
The guys who followed that Catholic, Hitler?

“shows the morality of an Atheist,”
They weren’t atheists.

“in that there is no certain right or wrong, it is all subject to change.”
No, no, as an atheist I say that there’s no Externally Sponsored morality. Not that needless harm is not always wrong.

AsiaCel #fundie

“It's over for averagecels.”
Well, I do have this one trick that would NEVER occur to you incels.
When we’re close, usually in bed, and getting intimate, I have this code phrase: “What can I do for you?” I ask.
And then I listen.
As I said, this is not something you’ll be able to replicate in even a hypothetical relationship, but it doesn’t HAS to be over.
A sincere willingness to do whatever it takes to please her, attention to her as a person, not trying to use her orgasm as the brass ring, seems to work for me.

Skaggmo #fundie

“Evolution IS supposed to make a person feel good.”
I saw that cartoon. THe biologist speaking to a convention, saying that every single time science advances evolutionary science in any way, that makes Creationists look a little bit dumber. And THAT is their motivation…

Makes sense to me.

“But not in an eternal sense like you describe.”
Why not?

“It makes them feel good in a temporary sense,”
Near as i can tell, everything on Earth is temporary, so what’s the big deal?

“so that they can enjoy their promiscuous lifestyle today, without thinking they have to face any consequences later.”
Oh, THAT stupid strawman.
You think i believe in an omniscient deity but also believe that by withholding worship i can fool him to escape punishment.
Fool the omniscient judge.
That’s fucking stupid.

“Too bad they all realize at some point in their life that it also makes life completely meaningless in the end.”
Not even close to true.
I mean, I enjoyed barbecuing the pork chops last night. I enjoyed eating them. Eventually, I ‘ll die and never eat pork chops again, but that doesn’t make last night’s meal meaningless.
God damn, you’re stupid.

Trinity Foundation #fundie #dunning-kruger

I know a few people by that name mentioned in this quote. And neither of them would say any dumb shit like that. (literally my father and my brother, lol)

HM3 Ratigan USN 1987-1993, Once a Doc Always a DOC #fundie

“taking an innocent life has always been wrong in the eyes of God. .”
Numbers 5 directs a husband who thinks his wife has been cheating to take her to a priest, who will make her drink ‘bitter waters.’ If she’s been unfaithful, her womb will shrivel up.
If there’s a baby in that womb, the baby isn’t the one who cheated.
But God doesn’t mention any exception to occupied wombs.

But this is not taking an innocent life, because biblically no one is alive until their first breath

Overclassified/Vo Bahiana #ufo #magick #conspiracy

During the Brazil vs Scotland Group C FIFA World Cup match (kickoff ~6 PM ET), she claims a giant UFO mothership and smaller craft will descend, with grey and reptilian entities abducting players (including Neymar, Vinícius Júnior, and Scottish stars like Robertson & McTominay) plus hundreds to 700+ fans and officials right on live TV.

OK, that strikes me as kinda weird…that kinda implies the aliens will maybe only be abducting certain players? Since I presume the ones mentioned are the stars. I mean, I’m totally not a big fan of soccer (as we here in US call it lol) but I’ve heard of Neymar at least. And they’re abducting only maybe “700+ fans” when I’m sure the attendance will be much higher than that.

I can only come to one conclusion….these aliens want to put together a soccer team. And somehow take over Earth by doing that. It’s Space Jam, but with soccer instead of basketball.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #quack #elitist #conspiracy

Emitting frequencies of the eternal
Letting turbulent waves pass as they swirl around you

That only happens when I eat too much Taco Bell.

Your tongue is a magic wand

That’s what SHE said!

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

I didn’t know, or maybe I saw it before and forgot about it, that DJS was into homeopathy. Good grief…that’s always been a thing that just made me think… “how the fuck does anyone with even a moderately functioning brain think that’s a thing that will work AT ALL????”

California Astrology Association #magick

Tired of playing second fiddle in your own relationship?

Well, I play guitar, not fiddle (aka violin). But if I had a relationship with someone who was a badass fiddler, I’d be happy to back her up, I can play some rhythm guitar.

Okay. Now get someone in your group to actually ride a big stripey cat in the wild: no AI slop allowed, because of couuuuurse you have ‘spells’ for controlling the deadliest of predators, amirite?!

You know what you’ll be admitting when you can’t, won’t: or daren’t.

webboffin #fundie

“If God was found to exist..... How many of you would be filling your underwear?”
Why?
If the God that’s been described to me is real, his omniscience means he knows every decision I made and why. He knows the evidence that was available to me at the time and at every revisit.
He knows If I’m an atheist because it’s my most honest take on the religions i see or if i’m trying to hide my obvious belief so i can enjoy my sins without fear… Unlike every fucking apologist who throws up that stereotype.

Nutrider99 #fundie

Tatsuya Ishida #pratt #wingnut

Nutrider99 #fundie

“The earth is NOT 4 billion years old.”
And do you have evidence of this or are you just fixating on a book of tall tales?

“ Neither is the universe.”
Same question…

“ Give it up. All methods of dating presuppose conditions of autocreation that could not have ever happened.”
No, i really don’t think that dendrochronology depends on the Earth being more than 6000 years old. I don’t think ANY of them do, but i can’t see how a literal reading of Genesis changes counting tree rings.

“The universe was created with radiation levels more or less where they are today.”
How does that affect the dating methods that do not use radiation?
How is it that this is true AND radiation-based dating methods match up with non-radiation methods?

“If you created Bullshittium yesterday”
Ah. A rational approach by someone willing to demonstrate that he knows and understands the theory…

“ with a radiation level of 10 kornturds, and a radiation level of 10 kornturds indicates that Bullshittium is at 80% of its effective life,”
That’s not how radioactive dating works you blithering idiot.

“it doesn't mean you didn't create it yesterday.”
Considering your analogy is just tremendous ignorance, you can’t possible say what it means.

“When your caculations asssume a process that has no relation to what happened, then your calculations have no chance of being accurate.”
You don’t even know what the calculations fucking ARE.
Shut up before you hurt yourself, poking that log in your eye.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut #mammon

@Sasha #150747

Not elites. Minorities.
They’ll DAMN SURE make it a point of CONSTITUTIONAL FREEDOM that they get THEIR shot before anyone else.
We roll it out as a Welfare benefit first, they’ll demand wwe tie it to taxes…

budgolf #fundie

“I don't know about anyone else, but I for one am getting tired of this crap.”
You fear that being christain might have to change your behavior and/or attitude, huh?

“I know we're supposed to show nothing but love, but if I see one of those, I'll rip it off the car.”
That’ll be vandalism, except these are pins not bumperstickers.

“ If I see a pin like that on clothing, I'll rip it off.”
Personal assault.
i’ll bet you think your political party is the Law And Order party, huh?

“ And if we have to fight over it then so be it.”
Blessed are the peacemakers, unless and until they’re tired of this crap

“I'll pray for them after the beating. I'm sick and tired of seeing my faith stomped on.”
How is this stomping on your faith?
Is it a tenet of your religion that no one ever wears a rainbow?
Can you NOT GET INTO HEAVEN if you see a pride fish and don’t lose your shit over it?

“What I'm trying to say is that the next time a group of homo's interrupts a church service by throwing condoms at worshipers, they ought to have the crap beat out of them.”
So, wait, you want revenge for them committing assault, but you’re stating your intention to commit assault…?

“U understand love your neighbor,”
Unless you don’t wanna.

“I understand vengeance is mine.”
Unless you’re pissed.

“But I also understand that when people disrespected the house of God, Jesus beat the crap out of them.”
that would be the ‘vengeance is mine’ part, right? God beat people up in his house. He didn’t ask some random Jew ’you’re not beating up the moneychangers, why do you want to go to Hell?’

Tatsuya Ishida #pratt #wingnut

luvvom #fundie

And the Trump administration has just de-listed recognition for 180 religions many of them denominations of Christianity including Mormonism. How’s that nearly two decades of a non-stop temper tantrum at the temerity of a black guy becoming president working out for you?

Matthew Petchinsky #magick #crackpot

California Astrology Association #magick

Tatsuya Ishida #pratt #wingnut

More or less a direct reversal of actual events. When the Germans massed at the border before invading Russia, Stalin refused to believe that Germany would invade despite information showing the Germans preparing. Stalin didn’t think Germany would violate the Molotov Ribbentrop pact or that Hitler would start a second major front.

So… once again… you’re lying about the fact that Nazi Germany were the ones to start the invasion… not the Soviet… just as it wasn’t the Polish for their invasion and on and on as you continue to defend EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN THING THE NAZIS DID and apparently increasingly defending everything ALL Axis states have done because you let your antisemitism utterly consume you now.

Wait, I have no idea about the others, but was there ever a non-aggression pact between Poland and Russia? Because I’d think that this would have come up prominently in WW2 history lessons if that existed.

California Astrology Association #magick

Eh, womenfolk don’t need psychic powers or magick to control me in a relationship. There’s another, far more mundane method that works MUCH better at sapping my free will and higher brain functions away. Though success does depend on how… gifted they are in two areas…

luvvom #fundie

“Many Christians do not realize that they could ever lose their religious freedom.”
Many Christains point to undeserved and illegal privilege, such as casual discrimination, and think it’s their religious right.

“ We just voted in a president, Obama, who I believe will pass the "hate speech" bill.”
So, you’re saying you think your religion is hate speech?
Is that all of Christainity or just your flavor?

“I do believe that will go against the Bible and outlaw the Bible.”
Ah. So you’ve read it!

“Communism is fast approaching!”
I don’t think capitalism is tenable any more, but so many people are afraid of the WORD socialism it’ll be slow coming… But as the 1% leave fewer and fewer nonviolent optionsfor change the violent ones are all that’s left.

Remember, when you say, ‘what would Jesus do?’ one of the canon options is to whip the rich folks with a cat of 9 tails…

Various pro-Iranian/anti-Israeli protesters #moonbat #conspiracy

@Passerby #257957

You realize that the Forward was founded in 1897 as a socialist paper, right?

Quoth “Jewish Radicals: A Documentary Reader”:

> When the [Socialist] party could no longer afford to maintain its radio station, WEVD (named in honor of Eugene V.
Debs), the Forverts [the Yiddish name for the paper] assumed ownership. When the party decided to launch a weekly newspaper in English, the Forverts, the ILGWU, and the ACWA began funding The New Leader. And when the party’s national office faced insurmountable operating costs, the Yiddish daily once again came to the rescue with a monthly $500 subsidy. “[W]ithout this help,” writes one historian of the Socialist Party, “it is doubtful that the office could have remained open.”

Indeed, looking at what they’ve tagged with Israel this year, and ignoring their opinion section (I found nothing supportive of Benjamin Netanyahu et al there, literally nothing), they’ve published stories about how people seeking to defend West Bank communities from settlers are becoming targets themselves (https://forward.com/news/820882/west-benk-activists-palestians-settlers-protective-presence-torat-zedek/), referred to Itamar Ben-Gvir as “far-right” in a headline (https://forward.com/fast-forward/826507/israeli-far-right-minister-orders-arab-village-evicted-after-saying-icc-is-seeking-his-arrest/) – correctly, by the way, and I’d go with “fascist”, but that’s not the point — and published an interview with Mahmoud Khalil (https://forward.com/news/817276/mahmoud-khalil-hamas-zionism-antisemitism-israel/).

And speaking from more personal experience: I do not find this at all hard to believe. I don’t know how closely you follow these things, but there’s substantial overlap (as might be expected) between these people and antisemites, and, being naturally somewhat interested in antisemitism, I can tell you that this is eminently plausible. Honestly, I’m a little surprised that more ridiculous stuff wasn’t said. One statement I found online by a purportedly serious organization calls him “blessed” (https://www.workers.org/2026/03/91451/)

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

Were I this teenager’s parent, I would be worried about my child writing mail to ask for advice from a convicted sex offender.

rglencheek #fundie

"I once gave a simple list of arguments that I believe demonstrates the rationality of believing in God,"
“Almost every atheist responded as though I were trying to actually present the arguments despite my repeated denials...”
Must have been some amazing denials.

Atheist: I personally see no reason at all to believe in any of the gods of man.
rglencheek: Well, there’s always Pascal’s Wager.
Atheist: Pascal’s Wager sucks because-
rglencheek: Hey! I’m not defending it!
Atheist: You offered it as a basis for faith.
rglencheek: No, No, I just LISTED it as a reason.
Atheist: Then you need to either counter my reasoning for rejecting it, or take it back.
rglencheek: No, no, I just think it’s a good argument! Not taking responsibility for it! Denial! DENIAL!
Atheist: Why are you even here, then?
rglencheek: Tossing pearls before swine, apparently.
Atheist: No, what you’re tossing aren’t pearls. Pearls are solid and have a lasting value. What you’re throwing out are gumballs. Hollow, perishable, and any pleasing flavor or color is gone almost instantly upon scrutiny.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

Looks like the kind of advice which could really result in someone suffering harm (depression, bad coping methods or outright suicide).

Sigmund Freud (fraud) was an unsaved heathen who is considered by most people to be the father of modern-day psychology and psychiatry

Don’t worry, modern psychology colleges (excepted in some French colleges) doesn’t view psychanalysis as anything other than something to see in the history part to see how much psychology evolved since.

jason lisle #fundie

“Natural selection in the evolutionary view is not guided by a mind."
Then it wouln’t be ‘natural’ selection, it’d be ‘culling.’

“Anything produced by evolution (or by natural selection) is therefore accidental.”
Not entire distruth, but there are some connotations to ‘accidental’ that don’t really apply.
It’s simply the better combination of traits tends to survive better, statistically, than suboptimal traits.
Fast rabbits breed faster rabbits. That’s not intentional, nor is it an ‘accident,’ but pretty much a mathematical certainty.

“Thus, if evolution is true, then people are accidents by definition since they are produced “without a deliberate plan or cause.””
Okay, if you insist, then, yes, not having an intelligent designer = accident.

“So this confirms what we wrote early, and refutes Robert’s previous claim.”
Oh, look, you’ve confirmed your initial premise by slanting the language. How…honest of you.

California Astrology Association #magick

@Skide #258063
I’ve never, ever enquired about a return policy in such places. Anything I was done with I just left in the ship’s library and it disappeared inside of ten minutes.

However, the box DID say it was dishwasher safe, so there’s that.
Probably only for store credit, but I would assume that’s more than the California Astrology Association offers.

Oh, god. Where I work, the strategic weapon system has a process for filing complaints and suggestions for improvements. These are evaluated by the Correction Assessment Authority. The responses tend to be “CAA Does Not Concur” or “CAA Concurs, the change will be implemented in the next cycle.
NOW I’m going to read that and think “The California Astrology Association does not concur. Jupiter is in the wrong house to add Kimwipes to the inventory at this time…”

Tatsuya Ishida #pratt #wingnut

Molotov Ribbentrop pact was violated by Hitler

…and a reassurance via a piece of paper Neville Chamberlain showed ensured that you wouldn’t have a non-aggression pact with Western countries.

Have you forgotten about Pearl Harbour? So many documentary series. So many ways of destroying mere comic strips, eh Tatty…?!

“But we have a non-aggression pact with them, don't we?”

The Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact?

Germany violated that, by invading the Soviet Union on June 22nd 1941.

And twohundred-twenty-two years later, First Officer Spock will have a goatee.

S. D. Wells #conspiracy

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #quack #elitist #conspiracy

@Sasha #258041

As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste.

carico #fundie

“So if atheists want to be treated as intelligent adults,”
Hey! That’s exactly why i stopped going to Church!

“ then they need to start speaking from knowledge rather than ignorance.”
And you get to decide what is and isn’t ‘knowledge,’ i take it?

“They also need to stop making foolish & contradictory statements with no proof for them.”
this is hilarious coming from an apologist.

“That's a sure way to look foolish. Otherwise, there are
only 3 options when dealing with atheists:

1) Coddle them like children in elementary school”
Yeah, that’s treating me like I’m intellugunt.

“2) Tell them their contradictions are not contradictions & that they are smart, rational people for making contradictory statements”
Saying that the contradictions (that I assume means those in the Bible) aren’t really contradictions is not an intellugunt argument. Just nay-saying.

“3) Treat them as intelligent adults who are lying through their teeth”
So, one problem with the story of Noah’s Ark is how a small animal population provided food for humanity while also repopulating the Earth.
One genius intellugunt Christain pointed out that there were 14 cattle on the Ark, so we could have milked all 14 cows.
And I’m the dumb one?

“4) Ignore them all together.”
The fourth of three ways, huh?
Truly genius.

California Astrology Association #magick

<@KeithInc.> #258062

Why, it sounds like a much more reliable product! Probably with a better return policy too.

On a shelf in an adult bookstore I saw similar results promised for the purchase of a 14-inch long, solid, black, strap-on. Tiny little woman wearin git on the box. The flash on the box invited you to ‘show them who’s the boss.’
Pretty sure the connection was going to be pertty deep, too.

scott stewart #fundie

20 years later and the current american president (trump) has attacked Iran twice now, and lost both times. He just committed to giving the Iranians $300 billion dollars in compensation for the damage they caused. God and the american empire are dead.