“Make sure to cleanse your mind.”
For the last 20 years, I’ve been saying ‘Fire Is The Cleanser.’
“ Don’t think about certain things, don’t check out girls”
Reminds me of the brief they gave before we pulled into Puerto Rico. XO said, “Do not drink the Rum Punch. it’s too powerful!’ and half the watchstanders whipped out their phones and typed, “rum punch” then asked what places do we avoid to avoid this Rum Punch. He showed a map. Duty driver was piling them on the pier like cordwood.
“Keep your eyes on their faces.”
Have you ever really looked at Eva Green’s eyes…? Yow.
“ Even then, just straight up don’t look at them if it’s possible.”
Wait, not looking at the opposite sex is to help me not rape underage victims of the same sex? Are you sure?
“Watch out for the music you listen to (dirty words. That is a trigger. Trust me. I know.)”
There’s this sign in the Emergency Room asking visitors not to use ‘strong language.’ Every fucking time I’m in there, I intend, i fully intend to obey that stricture. However, after a Navy career, I’m pretty sure my list of ‘strong language’ is very different from the induction nurse’s list. Pretty sure I can listen to a lot of words you’d think of as ‘triggers’ that are just conversation to me. I literally knew guys who used ‘fuck’ as a comma.
“Try some ACTUALLY GOOD Christian music (see below)”
I don’t think there is good christain music. On the other hand EVERY SINGLE CHRISTMAS people play ‘Hallelujah,’ which is a song about a Jewish kid getting laid. So, again, our lists pretty much MUST differ….
"Those are triggers as well. (Dirty jokes and whatnot)”
Oh, you sweet, innocent child.
"Don’t look at men or women in a certain way.”
What way is that? Euphemisms DO NOT HELP!
"How would you like it if someone gave your boyfriend/husband or girlfriend/wife a certain look?”
And validate all my life choices? Go for it.
"Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events,”
No. We have evidence for some of the places, the locations. Cities, nations, rivers. Very little for the events.
“ if anyone is interested.”
I already know your evidence si going to be shit.
“ I also found ways to combat lust, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence,”
Archaeological evidence to combat lust?
“miracles caught live,”
OOOooh, an anecdote. That’s convincing.
“ arguments against evolution,”
Oh, haha. Your’e a fucking moron. Evolution has nothing to do with God existing or not. Disproving evolutoin entirely isn’t an argument for God being real.
“divine revelation,”
More anecdote.
“ science,”
Let me guess,the 2LoT? Shut up, kid, the grownups are talking.