Timjer

@Timjer

Anonymous #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie

I mean, say about Trump what you will (I certainly do), but at the very least the moron does still acknowledge that space is a thing…

@Bastethotep #38794

At this point I’d love to put them (fully conscious) in a spaceship and send them to exoplanets just to see the mental gymnastics they’d perform just to try and hold on to their precious fantasies.

Jeffrey J. Wolynski #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot

@Anon-e-moose #38790

See, that’s what I like about spaceships in SciFi. Star Wars, Star Trek, Mass Effect, Stargate, Halo, the Expanse… the sky is not even the limit when it comes to how creative one can be in designing them! And it once again proves to me that fundies are suspiciously lacking in any sort of imagination, and can only mindlessly follow what other dictate them like (borg) drones.

Anonymous #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie

…That people this utterly deluded and detached from reality still exist is beyond me.

Jeffrey J. Wolynski #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot

@Anon-e-moose #38785

Honestly not that familiar with Babylon 5, tbh. But I do admit the Valdore (or Mogai-class according to STO) is certainly one of the better-looking Romulan ships in the series imo. Granted, I’m usually not that big of a fan of ST ship designs (preferring SW or Halo mostly), but they’re certainly a lot more imaginative and varied than “flying saucers”.

Extraterrestrials Have Been Visiting Earth

-Looks at Mass Effect’s Asari- Hah, I wish!

and even watch our youtube channels and TV shows.

Really!? Ah crap, we’re never going to salvage our reputation now, are we? Well, as long as they stay away from Deviantart and Incels.co, I suppose it’s not the worst yet.

Lockdown Protester #wingnut

…Wow, what an entitled, sociopathic c*nt!

Edmund_Kemper #sexist #transphobia

It’s like another clone of IT

Scoffs At this point I WISH we were all clones of Pennywise! Tormenting you incel scum while feeding on your tears & fears would seem like a nice way to live…

That being said, Swede’s female and, shockingly, not american. So shut up, you piece of craps, nobody cares about you, as it should be.

there is no tranny
trannies are males, even if they think otherwise

there is no incel
incles are volcels, even if they think otherwise

There, fixed it for ya.

High IQ

Dude, the fact that you incels keep parroting this outside of its intended context proves you don’t have a High IQ. At all.

Various Incels #sexist #racist #psycho

…Oh, come on!

cocks shotgun Alright, just point me towards the nearest incel infestation. I need to do something to feel better about life.

nxdismycope #sexist #psycho

And let’s not forget, Incels do NOT in fact hate women! No sir, they’re really “Nice Guys” who are unjustly discriminated against by everyo else!

…FYI, I cannot stress enough that this is meant as sarcastic as humanly possible.

Neil Strauss #mammon #sexist

…Suuuuureeee, and what’s also a well-hidden secret is that all mythological creatures (mostly cute monster girls) truly exist, yet have been covered up by the government (singular). It’s all part of a feminazi conspiracy to prevent lonely otaku (such as yours truly) from being in happy relationships with the likes of Lamiae, Harpies, Mermaids, Arachne, Vampires, Minotaurs, etc…

Bonus points for whoever gets what I’m referencing.

Angi-Shy #wingnut #conspiracy

SIGH Alright, I’m gonna try to be delicate here. Yes, I admit there is a very large influx of Muslim immigrants in Europe. Yes, I admit that Islam is a bit of a barbaric religion sometimes (but then again, so are a lot of old-testament Christians for one). Yes, I admit that they flee from conflicts caused mostly by their own religion. And yes, I admit that there are lot of those same immigrants who refuse to adapt to our cultures and instead try to force their religion and customs upon us (Sharia4Belgium, amongst others), sometimes even with lethal force.

That being said, not all of them are like that; they’re just a (very) vocal minority sometimes. I have encountered practicing Muslims here who do adapt and have no problems living peacefully, and I feel quite bad for the fact that they’re suffering from both their own extremist side, as well as the racists everywhere else.

TL;DR, I don’t hate Islam by itself per se, I just don’t really like most (organized) religions in general. Most of the time, they’re all equally douchy.

Andrew Anglin #conspiracy

What Creativerealms said. That’s pretty much exactly what they did. As opposed to Trump’s USA, who’s policy was to put their heads in the sand, then blame everyone else.

Rick Wiles #conspiracy

the virus was a plague sent by God

Is your god’s name “Nurgle”, by any chance?

But Wiles has suddenly changed his tune

So you’re blaspheming then? Good to know! Have fun burning in hell, jackass.

Impaled Nazarene #homophobia

Wolfblade111 #homophobia

Because it's blatant Fan Service. It doesn't feel Organic have ANY Substance to it at all.

Now why do I doubt that you’ll mind in any way if the (excessive) fanservice is geared towards straight, white, cis males only? As it has been since the birth of modern media?

And, FYI, I am a straight, white, cis male myself. Yet I don’t mind seeing the occasional shirtless, muscular yaoi fanservice in my media. Other people deserve treats as well, you know, and it’s not like my fanservice is taken away from me(*).

(*)Of course, if SJWs or any like them start pushing that away completely, well, this means war.

Wild Heretic #crackpot #conspiracy

premises which have been taken as facts

“Facts”, you keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it does.

Ken Turnage II #elitist #psycho

I find it funny that fundies often accuse “evolutionists” of being social darwinists (somehow), yet they’re the ones who constantly advocate to kill the weak, old, & poor, just so the rich can thrive more.

SkinjobCatastrophe #sexist #racist

Why I think some men worship non western women.

While I don’t know about worshipping her, I do have a huge crush on Japanese actress & singer Anri Okita ever since I first learned about her, yes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anri_Okita

That being said, while I do have standards on how a woman should look as my partner, I also care greatly about her personality. So even if she is a bit “pudgy” or something else, I wouldn’t mind as much if I can connect with her on a mental, intellectual, and emotional level. Likewise, a woman can look like a “Gigastacy” for all I care, I wouldn’t give her a second thought if she’s a, well, bitch.

They are entitled, loud and annoying, vindictive, and all around just awful people.

Uhm, are you sure you’re not talking to a very shiny mirror? ’Cause that sounds more like an incel rather than an actual (western) woman.

metabuxx #crackpot

theson #sexist #psycho #dunning-kruger

Uhm, why do they keep saying “high IQ” concerning topics that are in no way related to intelligence? Do they even know what those words mean? Or are they making up words again?

ChinaCurry #dunning-kruger

timtofly #crackpot #conspiracy

The whole fact the earth was round and surrounded by the gravitational pull of other round balls is the whole of Satan's deception.

Aside from the fact that Earth is a sphere, not round, how does this make Satan the “lying bad guy” exactly? Because that’s pretty much how the cosmos exists. If anything, god and the bible are the liars here, for claiming earth is a flat disc with a ceiling on which the sun moves…

Astrophysicist just study and learn the math needed

Well, yes. That’s kinda the point.

They are no more wrong than Kepler, Galileo, and Copernicus. They just have more math at their disposal.

So, in other words, they’re not only right, but even more reliable than those genii? Good to know.

Paul Bury #fundie

ThoughtfulCel #sexist #conspiracy #quack

In short, humans deserve to die and I deserve to rule what's left of earth

…Wow, are you sure you’re not an escaped Captain Planet villain? You’re such a blatant “card carrying villain” it borders on parody.

cahoots32 #sexist

Women will never understand men’s struggles

Oh, really? Quite frankly I’m rather happy I’m a man rather than a woman. For starters, how people bodyshame most women and force ridiculous beauty standards upon them is not something I’d be willing to handle. Also, stuff like menstruation, pregancy, birth… Yeah, no thanks. I think we men have it easier on average.

Edmund_Kemper #wingnut

Dude, shut up. I accept LGBT+, interracial marriage, and polygamy not because “society tells me to” (in fact, often “society” dictates the opposite), but because I choose to. Because I’m not a douchebag who thinks only about himself.

I don’t feel threatened by the fact that you have a differing opinion, but rather because some of you incels have already acted on your hatred and murdered innocent people. Such as your “god”, Elliot Roger. I mean, we’re not the ones who think other people are mere “NPC’s” in a video game for us to abuse as we see fit!

Also, what the fuck is a “gigastacy” anyway? My first thought upon hearing that is a buxom, statuesque, powerful, amazonian goddess, but considering you incel’s tastes (demure, brainless, underage sex-slaves), that can’t possibly be it.

lawalkiria #psycho

Ooookaaaayyyyy. So (s)Hitler was chosen by fate? How did that work out for him, his legacy, and his minions?

Off the Kirb Ministires #fundie

Typical fundie, but still…

Hell is a real place

Prove it.

and the Bible teaches us

The bible says a LOT of things, not always equally correct.

all those who have not trusted Jesus Christ as Lord and Saviour

What does that even mean!? All of you say this, but none of you actually define it. Does it mean just half-heartedly converting on my death bed after a life of sin? ’Cause that seems rather easy and fake…

Seriously, stop it with bothering other, innocent, people and mind your own friggin’ business. Not everybody cares about what you’re selling; and not everybody believes that they’re going to be suffering just because you said so.

Besides, we ALL know you’re not proselytizing out of genuine altruism, you’re just selfishly trying to fill a quota to get a better condo in heaven once you die.

Stacey McStationary #quack #conspiracy

People this lethally dumb/insane should not be allowed to voice their opinions. Who knows how many innocents will be hurt now that this lie is out there…

Daryush Valizadeh AKA Roosh Vörek #sexist #conspiracy #homophobia

Look, I’m as straight as they come. Case-in-point, I’m most attracted to boobs. Huge, round, soft, warm, squishy, pillowy boobs. But guess what? I also am attracted to wide hips, pretty faces, and athletic figures (girl-abs are a weakness of mine as well). All things men can have as well. If that also makes me gay, then, quite frankly, I don’t know what to tell you aside from the fact that you’re clearly in the closet.

Francis Marsden #fundie

@Denizen #37698

Countless thousands of architectural treasures from classical times were soon being vandalised in the same way

Sounds supiciciously familiar to recent events… Guess history does always repeat itself, and fundamentalists remain the same no matter which side they’re on.

@Conscience #37697

I didn’t know you were a pagan, actually. But I can imagine it must be hard living somewhere surrounded by zealous fundies. I mean, if I’d find myself there, I don’t know how I would be able to balance my atheism with the fear of being ostracized at best.

That being said, I’m fully aware how the Abrahamic religions solidified their strength during the Dark Ages, mostly through instilling immense fear into the masses to force them into mindless obedience. I just wonder how they managed to get to that point in the first place.

Gr8Believer #quack #conspiracy

Francis Marsden #fundie

"Really existing god”… Oh really? The Judeo-Christian god promised to end all evil. Odin promised to end all giants. Now I don’t know about you, but I’m seeing no giants around yet I do see a suspicious amount of evil. Seems to me, Odin has more proof he exists than YHWH does.

But in all seriousness, why did the 3 Abrahamic religions survive the passage of time while all the other, polytheistic ones, didn’t? I’m actually curious, is monotheism simply more appealing? Because, IMO, Norse & Greek mythologies seem a lot more interesting and exciting! Aaaah, the epic tales of heroes exploring the unknown, battling fearsome creatures and gaining true glory for mankind… Faaaaar more pleasant than a singular cosmic horror story where humans never accomplish anything and only exist to suffer.

Donald Trump #quack

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #god-complex #crackpot #conspiracy #magick #racist #mammon

Sara Byrella #moonbat

- Barack Hussein Obama was the one who cancelled Firefly. And Stargate Universe and Futurama.

- Barack Hussein Obama wrote the ending of Mass Effect 3.

- Barack Hussein Obama invented Jar Jar Binks.

- Barack Hussein Obama corrupted Bethesda and EA into what they are now.

- Barack Hussein Obama spawned Tzeentch, Slaanesh, Khorne, & Nurgle.

- Barack Hussein Obama is not part of the evils that constitute Nyarlathotep (Persona series). Nyarlathotep, Aku, Morgoth & the Idea of Evil are all fragments of a fraction of Barack Hussein Obama’s evil.

- Barack Hussein Obama is what the Doomslayer looks under his bed and his closet for before he goes to sleep every night.

- Barack Hussein Obama hates puppies, chocolate, and rainbows.

- Barack Hussein Obama is the one who made Trump orange.

kill me #sexist

Humans need feelings of belongingness. Like intimacy and friendship.

Then why don’t you? You incels make it abundantly clear you don’t want relationships, you just want a living sexdoll that cooks and maybe cleans for you. Are you trying to say you’re not human? ’Cause I believe that!

As for me, as much as I have a libido, I’d sacrifice my ability to have sex in a heartbeat if it meant I could finally live forever with my soulmate. Because, thing is, actual romance and relationships are far more important for my mental health than getting my pp wet!

Incels are hated by society because we can't get sex

For the love of…! Nobody cares that you can’t get laid! What we do hate about you is that, surprise, you are despicable, hateful, whining, sexist, sadistic, murderous pieces of below-shit! In fact, I’m happy you can’t have sex! Because it reduces the chances of you shitstains reproducing and locking some poor girl into an unwanted relationship & pregnancy!

Stacey McStationary #quack #conspiracy #fundie

…What is this I don’t even!?

No, seriously, how does one possibly get from A to B here?

Anonymous #fundie

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…RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!!!!

It’s why the good always die young

Is that why you’re waaaaay older than that boy? You SICK FUCK!?

Temple of the Vampire #magick #god-complex #psycho

This sounds like some sort of emo-edgelord that read too much Twilight…

Joke’s on him, World of Darkness, Vampyr, and even Hellsing and Elder Scrolls V: Dawnguard are/have much better vampire stories!

I am a Vampire. Bow down before me.

Then I am Meridia’s chosen champion. Cower in fear before her divine weapon, Dawnbreaker!

Del Tackett et al. #fundie #crackpot

Universe Inside You #conspiracy #fundie

You know, this isn’t the first time that I’ve read quotes here about fundies convinced giants are a thing… Is there some kind of hype I’m missing?

Also, meh. If those giants behave and integrate into society (somehow) I don’t care much (in fact, I may even welcome it. I’m sure our society can advance swiftly with their manpower helping us; plus the Jotunn Gerd was described as the most beautiful woman in all of the nine realms…). If not, then I’m sure Thor and his trusty hammer are just a Bifrost hop away from taking care of that.

Karen Goe #fundie

The person before you has let the devil dictate his words.

The only thing in front of me is my screen, on which your text is written. Does that mean you’re letting Satan dictate what to say? Good to know!

Joshua Harrell Dickerson #fundie

God revealed his existence undoubtingling when Christ was born.

And Zeus revealed his existence without a doubt when Hercules was born. That’s how you sound like.

The existence of the Bible proves the existence of God

How? Because circular reasoning is circular?

the conjuring. Annabelle, the curse of la llarona, Amityville horror, and all I've listed off is Hollywood horrors that are all based on true stories.

Uhm, sure. So does that mean the shows Supernatural and Lucifer are also real? Where, respectively, god is a bad guy and the devil is actually a rather good guy?

Athirst convinently believe that God doesn't exist

No, Atheists merely lack the belief that god exists. There’s a HUGE difference.

shawntheimmortal942 #wingnut

@Skide #37308

To be fair, Anakin’s characterization comes across far better in the The Clone Wars animated series. At least, in the few episodes I did see while waiting for Disney+ to finally come out in my country.

if I’m gonna read expanded universe, it’s more likely to be ST expanded uni, SW books usually don’t get me hooked

For me it’s the opposite, actually. I rather like SW books; Catalyst, From a Certain Point of View, Lost Stars, Tarkin… I all really enjoyed them. I’m more turned off by the ST EU, because it doesn’t actually have a genuine one. AFAIK, all the book series, comic series, games, etc. all happen inside their own, separate continuities and none of them actually are considered canon to the shows. Which honestly makes me feel like I’m reading glorified fanfiction (not that that’s bad per se) pretending to be official works.

Doug Bristow #fundie

a psychotic hatred of him

…Pretty sure that a “psychotic hatred” tends to be irrational to the highest degree. Our hatred of the Orange monster isn’t irrational, it’s because he’s a narcissitic, idiotic, racist, perpetually lying, selfish manchild. And that could be excusable… IF HE WASN’T IN CHARGE OF THE LIVES OF COUNTLESS INNOCENT PEOPLE!!! Yet he treats actual lives as if they were mere toys/ants that serve his amusement!

Anonymous #racist #fundie #crackpot

@DLaurier #37300

I don’t know what this “T-34″ is (forgive my ignorance), but if it was up to me, I’d either build some Terminators, or engineer a few Nemesis-T Types, and instruct them to hunt down all supremacist fascist nests. Then I’d just sit back and enjoy the show.

…Ooookaaaaayyyy. I’d say the typical Khorne rallying cry, but that’s kinda getting overused at this point.

Yeah, I’ve got nothing else. My jokes sadly tend to fail me when confronted with something too insane.