"I live in fear"
Says the people who fear immigrants, African-Americans, Muslims, scientists, LGBTQ+, windmills, cel phone towers, vaccines, and voting by mail.
"I believe CNN"
Says the people who believe every verified lie that Fox “News”, Rush Limbaugh, and Trump shovel on them instead.
"I will snitch on you!"
Says the people who will call the police on black men just walking down the street.
"I believe in agenda 21"
Says the people who believe in Q-anon
"I want safety, not freedom"
No, you want both for you, and neither for people who aren’t just like you.
"I want medical tyranny"
Says the people who want actual fascist tyranny instead. And to whom 130,000 dead and counting are “fake news” and/or unimportant.
"My parents are hurting my immune system"
What the fuck does that even mean?
"I love Bill Gates"
Says the people who love Donald Trump.
"I do what I'm told"
Says the people who only do what they’re told if it causes not even the mildest inconvenience or change of habits, because otherwise it’s tyranny.
"I want mandatory vaccines"
See some of the above about fearing science and causing even the mildest of inconvenience.
"I enjoy virtue signaling"
Says the people who enjoy being selfish assholes and think that people who aren’t are just faking.
"It's all Trump's fault!"
Says the people who spent eight years blaming everything on Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.
"The New Normal"
Yeah, we know, you’re of a political philosophy that’s been complaining about the “New Normal” all the way back to when it meant “You can’t treat blacks like livestock anymore”.