Dr.Weird

@Dr.Weird

oorgias #sexist

Donald J. Trump #fundie #god-complex #wingnut

See, you know that image isn’t real, because Trump isn’t bursting into flames.

Peter Tonguette #wingnut #conspiracy

Grover Cleveland remains the only president to have successfully vaulted himself to the White House in nonconsecutive elections[…]

With the caveat that Cleveland actually WON the popular vote in 1888, and was robbed in the Electoral College; he became the second of only three Presidents to win the popular vote three (or more) elections in a row. (Andrew Jackson won the popular vote in 1824, but was denied the White House then went on to win it twice in 1828 and 1832; FDR of course won four times)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_elections_in_which_the_winner_lost_the_popular_vote

Whereas Trump has LOST two popular votes in a row and only got to squat in the White House for four years due to an Electoral College malfunction (aided by Vladimir Putin’s spambot hordes and James Comey’s big mouth).

In other words, Cleveland’s return to the White House was, in a way, righting an earlier wrong. Trump getting back in would be compounding something that never should have happened in the first place (especially if it happens after he loses the popular vote for the third time in a row).

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #transphobia #wingnut

A.F. Branco #wingnut

Donald J. Trump quoting supporter #fundie #god-complex #wingnut

Stinky: “That person is yugely awesome! I bet they’ll buy the new Trump Bible just like the one I held upside down after having some priests teargassed!!!”

Donald J. Trump #conspiracy #wingnut

You have the money, Stinky? Great. Pay your settlement. And shut up.

Do that last thing even if you don’t have the money.

Liz Wheeler #wingnut

It’s crazy for any woman to vote Republican after watching the GOP try to ruin Christine Blasey Ford because she came forward about Brett Kavanaugh raping her.
Women, do you realize with the GOP in control, any crazy man can rape women and get away with it?
Any woman is vulnerable to this.
TERRIFYING.

Fixed!

Pastor Mark Burns #fundie #wingnut

JAH #crackpot #ufo #fundie

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

Liz Wheeler #wingnut #conspiracy #transphobia #forced-birth #pratt

Here, let me fix this:

The right’s platform:

Murder is good.

Euthanasia of brown people should be encouraged.

Have more white babies.

Solidarity with murderous dictators.

Women are breeding cattle and nothing else.

Transphobia.

De-person dissenters, calling them Satanic babyeaters and pedophiles.

BELIEVE THEM when they admit they hate humanity.

Sasha Lessin Ph.D. (U.C.L.A. Anthropology, Ph.D.)/Janet Kira Lessin #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

between Mars and Jupiter that Draco Reptilians blasted into the Kuiper asteroids.

See, now that lost me right there. There’s an asteroid belt, and there’s a Kuiper belt, but they’re two separate things. The asteroid belt is indeed between Mars and Jupiter, but the Kuiper belt is off beyond Neptune. How are we supposed to even try to find your horseshit plausible when you blow a major astronomical fact like that right off the bat?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

I think WAR would clearly prefer it if his team’s points count for more, or the Supreme Court intervenes to declare them the winner despite not having the most points.

Elon Musk #ableist #dunning-kruger #crackpot #forced-birth #quack #sexist

Boskov01 #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

It’s amazing how well that first paragraph explains Fox “News” and the whole right wing media bubble, isn’t it?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Celebrities should know their place and not get involved in political discussions. Exceptions: Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, Victoria Jackson, Dennis Miller, Scott Baio, Chuck Norris, and Kevin Sorbo.

Fschmidt #elitist

that Putin is truly human

The guy who poisons his enemies with polonium, jails them, or just throws them out windows? The guy who invaded another sovereign nation with absolutely no provocation, slaughtering innocent civilians in the process?

You have a terrible definition of “truly human” Schidthead.

that Putin is truly the most inhuman of scum, and the people who kiss his ass aren’t much better

There, that’s better.

Danlboon #wingnut #crackpot #racist #conspiracy

Vivek Ramaswamy #conspiracy #wingnut

Vivek Ramaswamy lies like it’s his profession

Fixed!

I mean, seriously, being a modern day Republican basically means lying is his profession!

The Serapeum #crackpot #fundie #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

Lol…I read the website URL and my brain parsed it as “these rape um”.

No other comment on this pile of ignorant horseshit.

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut #ableist

It is absurd the right attempts to attack the mental clarity of Biden yet literally worships a dementia patient in diapers.

Fixed!!!

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut

Fschmidt #racist #wingnut

Will Zoll #wingnut #conspiracy

Alliance of Patriots, Alt Info and Georgian Dream #fundie #wingnut

"On the one hand, Stalin committed all of his atrocities in the name of Communism. On the other hand, he committed atrocities and was one of the worst people in all of human history, so we right wingers must venerate him because venerating awful people is what we do!!!”

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Coen van der Kroon #quack #crackpot

Sharaz Hossein Quantum Intuitive Coach #crackpot #magick #ufo #quack #mammon

MaryDyer #transphobia

@TheKingOfRhye #186605

Mike King and his Nazi Snake Cat, Sugar, whom he allegedly talked to and liked to call people he disagreed with as “Boobus”. I play acted as the cat for a while here on the FSTDT boards.

It seems like after his cat died his quotes kind of dried up, or at least didn’t show up here as much.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Man, Donald Trump has loads of problems…but lately I find myself realizing that his rants are so damn BORING! Same six or so phrases and insults, same self aggrandizing delusions, no variety in his vocabulary. It’s why the “poorly educated’ (HIS words describing his voters) love him so much, I guess, but damn…

To quote a GOOD President: “Would you just shut up, Man?!”

Anonymous/The Serapeum #racist #fundie #magick #conspiracy

Just the usual “God’s chosen people aren’t the Jews of today they’re pretenders so it’s okay for me to hate them and God’s REAL chosen people just happen to be the ethnic group I belong to” bullshit.

Ben Garrison #wingnut

I figure right wingers would consider “A Christmas Carol” to be a horror story: a thrifty Job Creator turns into a Communist after being brainwashed by ghosts.
———-
Now I’m trying to think of how a Trump Christmas Carol would go…
———-
Ghost of Fred Trump: Donald, Son, you’re going down the wrong path. Racism, cheating people…they’ll get you sent to Hell just like me!

Stinky Donald: Liar! All the preachers that support me say I’m doing God’s work! And no way my Dad would have been caught dead in tacky chains like that!

Fred: Donald…I AM dead!

Stinky Donald: Fake Ghost!!!
———-
The Ghost of Christmas Past: …And here you are cheating on your first wife, Ivana, and divorcing her.

Stinky Donald: She’d got too old! And when she died I buried her on my golf course and got a yuge tax break! I regret nothing!!!
———-
The Ghost of Christmas Present: Here’s a ten year old girl that got pregnant by a rapist, and had to go to another state because of the abortion ruling the justices you nominated made!

Stinky Donald: She’s a four at best, nobody would rape her. The little slut probably had it coming!
———-
The Ghost of Christmas Future: …And here’s America turned into a Fascist shithole, where white people have to work seven days a week at jobs that they hate for little money and everyone else is dead.

Stinky Donald: You mean I succeed?! I Make America Great Again!!! AWESOME!!!

Jesse Lee Peterson #fundie

Media cult spy #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

If you listen to conspiracy theorists, the only person who DIDN’T kill JFK was Lee Harvey Oswald.

Anonymous/The Serapheum #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

@MrArchnemesis #wingnut #racist

You cannot have a civil society with uncivilized people. There’s something in the racist’s mind that drives them towards greed, destruction, and violence.

Fixed that for you.

Mau Feline Civilization via Erena Velazquez #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

Holy fucking shit.

She’s been shooting up on LSD and playing Zero Wing, hasn’t she?

CATS: All your base are belong to us.

CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Translation: Those videos the Lincoln Project are doing are really driving him nuts.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

That’s sad how you misspelled your own name like that.

John Horvat II #fundie #wingnut #forced-birth #conspiracy

compassionate

Forcing women as young as ten to give birth to children they don’t want, can’t afford, are going to be born dead, the pregnancy is literally threatening their life, or is the result of violent rape is a strange definition of “compassionate”

Apparently there are a lot of Republicans who think Marjorie Taylor-Greene, a head-stabbingly stupid woman pretending to be a member of Congress, deserves to keep her job in the House of Representatives.

Fixed that for you.

Monica Crowley #wingnut

Everything you’ve been told about January 6th by Republicans and the right wing media is bullsh!t.

Fixed that for you.

Elon Musk and breakingbaht #racist #conspiracy

“How dare they call me antisemitic just because I say out loud that Jews are responsible for all of the evil in the world!!! It’s so unfair!!!”