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The Old #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

It's funny that even the dumbest ancient alien or Atlantis (and/or other ancient secret society nonsense) peddlers are smarter than this idiot.

If you're starting at the older point you can at least lie about stuff that wasn't in people's current memory. They can still be dismissed, but nothing as simply as "Wait, you're saying there was a global brainwashing/hoax after thr Civil War? My grandpa was a kid around then, what are you talking about?"

When your plan relies on crazy tech like the Matrix Machines or magic like the Infinite Tsukuyomi to rewrite hiatory, maybe your idea is bullshit.

Political Hat #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

I think if you state "your humble author" 3 times in 8 sentences there is a very good chance that is in fact not the case. And if you're off the bat already an untrustworthy source, doesn't bode well for your other claims.

John C. Wright #fundie #dunning-kruger

I guess we can't be too shocked Wright can't seem to talk about the events with any degree of accuracy. He is a fiction writer, after all.

But. Yeah, it's always funny how these "Devout Christian" types are so happy to lie and blame others for being immoral.

1. Their constitutional right to assembly ends when there are calls to violence and to take power from the government.

2. There is no evidence of plants in the rally. And even if there were, if someone in a crowd throws a brick and the "innocent" protesters start following suit, they all commit crimes.

3. How can capitol police fire into a crowd with no provocation if people are inciting a riot? It's the previous sentence, how could you lose track of things so quickly?

4. Ashli Babbitt was shot (in the shoulder) as she was attempting to breach the Speaker's Lobby. As Wright says, we have that ON FILM. How can you fuck up how she died so badly unless you're being willfully deceitful?

5. He did not ask for ballots to be "recovered." He was just demanding votes based on the baseless claim that he should have enough to win. Again, this is recorded.

Ben Ferguson #conspiracy #quack

Why are you so against capitalism, Ben? I doubt you would care about Big Tobacco, Big Weapon Manufacturing, Big Oil, Big Real Estate, and the other Big ones.

This is just the one you conspiracy quacks go after because you're fucking crazy and get money from people for your "alternative" medications and/or treatments. If you cared about Big Pharma being a problem you'd go after insurance and the inflated costs related to dealing with them and corporate mark up compared to product costs. Instead you try to appease Nurgle.

Gary Mangrove #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Hm. I wonder if the "Most superest specialest, informationest" book preface was used for the previous five books. It IS sixth in a series, after all.

The biggest problem with this sort of "History is a LIE!" thing is always the crazy degree at which they are demanding things be fake. Something like "Oh, this one group was actually kinda full of dicks and the bad things they accused the natives of were falsified or highly exaggerated. Took a while to uncover because they are all dead." Is soooooo much easier to be a false history compares to "Yeah, every single bit of evidence, even stuff that other countries produce that no reason to support the lies, are lies. And not just teeny things, things that make no sense in the light of any other evidence at all."

I mean, I suppose it's only a "controversial" book because you're trying to pass of lies and/or delusions as fact.

Robert F Kennedy jr #ableist #conspiracy #crackpot #quack

It's less the FDA that has an issue with psychedelics but the DEA. And they are against raw milk because, especially if transported and most of it is, it is very much a health risk.

I need a LOT of context of how the FDA is "at war" with things that either are just natural things, things used in research, or things that they encourage (exercise, clean food, chelating compounds, peptides, stem cells, vitamins, and nutraceuticals (which includes vitamins))

There are certainly a number of things on the list that they might aim to regulate to make sure scummy assholes don't poison people or random citizens don't injure themselves, but that's hardly being "at war" with them. (Vitamins and nutraceuticals again, hyperbaric treatment, ivermectin, and hydroxychloroquine) Hell, the main reason the latter two were contentious during the pandemic was because they didn't test them sufficiently and in ivermectin's case, idiots self medicating injured themselves.

And the only person in the news regularly who seems to be "at war" with sunshine seems to be Mr. Cheeto who doesn't want bother getting an actual tan. Seriously, at war with sunshine? Highlander 2 is FAR from a documentary.

It is also a shame that a public figure who is running for president can threaten people wholesale with no repercussions.

Clif High #crackpot #ufo #magick #dunning-kruger

Why would this "Ultimate Consciousness" need to constantly obliterate and recreate everything material 22 trillion times a second? How would you even come to that conclusion, since the measurements involved are so infinitesimal they would be nearly impossible to detect?

If the human Consciousness has a "recreation" time of 20 milliseconds because the human body independently recreates itself every 20 milliseconds (somehow?) Doesn't that mean Consciousness can't exist because the body is constantly obliterated and remade 22 trillion times a second already, and you seem to think the mind takes 20 milliseconds to reboot (or whatever Consciousness recreation means)?

And that's just so many problems ignoring the UFO nonsense.

Sobchak Security LLC #wingnut

It does show a very limited way of thinking where the two options these dullards propose is the false dichotomy "Either we get unlimited guns and weapons or the government wants to steal your guns and make you a slave!"

Lile colors, there is a spectrum. I'm not going to say no one will propose that, but the general sort of thing I've seen is self defense weapons are fine. Encouraged even. But because it is a highly dangerous weapon regulating the types of weapons and who has access to them is necessary.

Just like you need certification to drive a forklift and if you have a history of violence certain jobs are off limits, to own a device that lets you end someone's life with a twitch of a finger should be regulated.

It's that simple.

And the State already has a monopoly on violence. Between police and the military, if the government wanted Joe Blow dead, he's dead. Waving a "Don't Tread on Me" flag with an AR on your chest won't help against a drone strike or a tank.

And as demonstrated by, say Jan 6th, it's very easy to rile up all those people doing stupid things this Walter person might object to.

The Hellenist #racist #fundie #conspiracy #psycho

I mean, I would argue slavery by definition can't be "honest" work, so the premise kinda falls flat.

And on top of that, why would Christians and/or Jews force you to treat black people as enemies? Sounds like a more personal problem.

Rev. Jackson Lahmeyer #fundie #racist #conspiracy

So this fellow believes that a Jewish person (the anti-Christ, the First Beast) will convince an Islamic inam (the False Prophet, the Second Beast) to somehow unite the ENTIRE WORLD to some variant of Islam that not only will do away with decades of hate by having a Jewish leader, but also somehow will be worshipping said Jewish leader as a deity.

Somehow that is less believable than expecting a literal pair of monsters to rise from the sea to start wrecking things and taking over.

ase2000 #sexist #transphobia

Is it "not of the nature" of the OP to phrase things less awkwardly?

I checked the post to see if there was missing context, and they just start out swinging with that. Not sure if they got it from somewhere or they think the particular phrasing sounds better or what.

The argument is the same tired shit, but the phrasing is just off.

Marjorie Taylor Greene #conspiracy #crackpot

How long have "They" had this technology? The first recorded hurricane in Florida was 1523.

And the area was still getting hit by hurricane after hurricane as the states went Republican as the GOP went from the "Grand Old Party" to the "Gratuitously Oppressive Party" back in the 1950's.

So what, "They" can control the weather, but only in the area that is historically known for the exact same weather patterns, and the storms they make behave exactly as the general weather patterns have for decades? With varying levels of intensity but over time averaging toward higher, as has been predicted ALSO for decades?

If someone wanted to fuck over Republicans, wouldn't some weird extra long and slantways hurricane be better? Like landfall in Florida, up just a bit then go West till it savages Texas? Just wreck the Bible Belt. And then the aid is only hindered by Republican policies to fuck with FEMA and general governmental assistance...

Andrew Anglin #conspiracy #homophobia #pratt

So apparently Andrew "Anal" Anglin doesn't think that slander, libel, and/or incitement to violence are things that should be punished.

And no, they aren't "random" people that just arbitrarily get Jones' assets, these are the people that won their lawsuit against them because Alex Jones and his legal team failed their gambit to stall things out in court by being astronomically incompetent.

To further illustrate how dumb A"A"A is, "Even if it was real, that would mean nothing." It would mean everything if the issue is "So and so claims this didn't happen and is accusing these people of being liars." So since the thing DID happen, (even Alex Jones admitted it on the stand) that means the defamation suit filed by the people for being lying mass murder faking conspirators was an easy win for the people getting defamed.

pmarreck #pratt #fundie

"For example, crime and punishment. Why are we torturing prisoners in prison who were just following their programming"

Even if you accept the premise that a hard deterministic materialism is correct, you'd want laws and repercussions for crime. Because if your argument is "Human behavior is entirely dependent on the resulting the brain's reactions to stimuli" then the laws and repercussions of those are still a stimuli that can adjust behavior. So there is no reason not to assign laws and punishments.

Granted varying legal systems have historically not great, but that's A. Something that can be improved and B. Something that's not exaaaactly relevant.

12blessings.org/The Aetherius Society #ufo #magick #crackpot

So a Magic Vibrating Alien Jesus is much more logical than a Magical Divine Jesus? Hm. If you say so. Everything you say is still ridiculously stupid though.

1. Just as there is no evidence of the Star of Bethlehem outside of the Gospel of Matthew, there also no evidence of the UFO of Bethlehem. So it's way easier to assume that it was a made up story.

2. "The Master Jesus comes from a higher frequency of vibration of the planet Venus" means nothing. Was Jesus a half alien half human hybrid? Was he just a dropped off baby alien? What is vibrating at a higher frequency? What Hz makes things completely non-interactable normally? How do they interact with the planet that doesn't vibrate at that Hz or anything else? If Jesus was a baby alien how would he interact with people on Earth? If he's a half-alien, is he just kinda blurry?

3. How does one get to a different material plane by vibrating at a different Hz than the surroundings? If it's not physical, what is vibrating? If you stick a can of paint in a suped up paint mixer can you geting shaking fast enough to ascend to the other "material plane"? If not, why not?

4. Why would an already vibrating Jesus need to learn some human practice in order to get his suposedly god-like powers? If the ability to raise the dead and multiply loaves and fishes comes from something on Earth, it seems the alien story is completely superfluous. Unless you need to be a Hz gifted alien for the Yoga magic work... better?

5. So some guy claiming to talk to Jesus during meditation is how you got all this info? And there is no way to verify the info independently? Color me surprised.

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

"Formal announcements of this are likely in the near future"

Ignoring the fact this is all conspiracy nonsense... I fucking wish.

"Hey there, we're the Good Guys. Apparently we've just been biding our time for reasons, but evil is overthrown and all that cool stuff like free energy, borderline magical medical care, and the abolishment of the predatory capitalist society that has had a stranglehold on Earth is gone. Those evil billionaire fuckwits ruining the planet? In jail. That ever hanging threat of nuclear war and all that other stuff people always blame the Bad Guys for? Don't worry about it."

Like sure it'll never happen but the result would be nice. How they make some announcement like that would also be hilarious. Public Service announcement on TV? Sirens on the streets, an automatic text message/alarm like Amber Alerts? So many options, each as silly as the other.

Richard Peterson Kuthumi (Indian in the Machine) #crackpot #wingnut #transphobia #ufo #racist #conspiracy

So this bastion of sanity and free thinking believes that Trump has been slain and replaced, by either a clone or actor. And apparently believes that Biden has as well, talking about pinching his mask in public.

Of course, the next question would be how silly it would be to have a person with a Scooby Doo or Mission Impossible face mask when so much could damage it instead of surgery and doubles (or fucking clones) but this Indian is apparently in a machone that makes you "smarter."

But aside from that, if the people who are the nefarious and ever evil "They" in this situation have millions of space ships, clones, the ability to replace world leaders on a whim, mind control towers, and the ability to make a fake sun(??!!??) then why pretend they have anything less than a magical iron grip on the planet and anything anyone does to try to oppose them is going to fail anyway?

What, if Trump was magically alive AND a not corrupt force for good he'd be able to stand up to people who have mind control towers and the ability to erase and replace world leaders on the regular? And make fake suns?

Peter B. Meyer #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

"Rome isn't mentioned enough for me in the Bible. So this OTHER empire that is not mentioned at ALL must exist because... reasons!"

Sure thing, man. I get this person is a crazy person, lying grifter, or somewhere in a venn diagram of the two, but why bring up a point that only hurts your position? If the Bible is a barometer for truth to this person, why would it not mentioning Rome enough be an issue, but the complete silence on you Anunnaki, Tartar, and magic stuff not be an issue?

Daryl James/Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy

@PMSFKS1 It's a mental detector. Hah.

But, yeah, it's just the usual delusional ramblings of crazy people. Though, hm. Usually the delusions don't have them suffering ill effects from these things, nor so readily working with the bad guys. I mean, all of this is during his "20 and back" thing, right? So our boy Daryl was working with the rapists and kiddy killing cultists (because the aliens also worship Satan, for reasons I guess?). The German aliens accepted this guy so the Warden program obviously let him join the Dark Fleet. And either he can't keep his made up group names straight or a different Warden group run by Nordic cockblocking aliens yanked him out of his original job?

But trying to make sense of this is about as fruitful an endeavor as making sense of the crazy methhead at the bus stop's rambling.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

The weirdest thing with this, and then general goofy ass conspiracy hoax things where everything is always super controlled information by the ever evil "Them" is pretty much summed up with his first point.

Pretending that Islam in fact does have a story where Allah split the moon and mashed it back together like play doh (not going to look it up but seems plausible enough a myth), what does it matter? Why would a story like that have any bearing on ANYTHING if all of reality is and has been controlled by nefarious forces and simulated reality? Shouldn't the Islamic story just be one more story the evil people crafted to do their nefarious things?

If anything, wouldn't it make the most sense in Ross' fucked up world view to take anything mentioned in history and just say anything mentioned, or anything that could even be extrapolated from that is wrong and an effort to deceive humanity? Instead of "Each planet is an energy nexus" shouldn't it be "The evil guys pretend we have planets. So we obviously don't" and make something that's like some denialist nihilism? Everything he writes is so far removed from reality he's about halfway there, but still.

John Cimbala, MakiinStaysUp #fundie

You're confused because the premise you have is malformed. People aren't looking for "ape-men" in any real sense. We've found hominids that are closer to the common ancestors of extant apes and homo sapiens.

It'd be like demanding to prove the biblical Flood, you have to produce a half schnauzer half canine. It's an asinine request, isn't it?

Goranco Petrovski #crackpot #conspiracy

... as mentioned above, the word "tsunami" is older than the United States, nevermind nuclear science.

But fuck me, that image. I'M America's NUclear Scientist Triggered" and and out of order UNited STates America (and for some reason) Indonesia. The first sentence is drivel. The second is out of order, and there is no pattern to which words the idiot takes two letters from or one.

It's like that bullshit numerology stuff always making up whatever the hell for their stuff to "work" for them.

Mark #fundie #magick

Hm, if only he mentioned what game he was playing more often. Mixed it up with Squash John at times because of how sparingly he mentioned the actual title.

But, shitty writing aside, yes, the goofy game about being a mean jerk because thr devil finds peace boring doesn't have a positive message. Shocking.

At least going by him and Wikipedia, the basic plot outline seems about the same. Though it seems more light hearted and goofy vs actually eeeevil and violent. It's rated E, for fuck's sake. I wonder what sort of score he gives the actual edgy or really violent games like Manhunt, Postal, Hatred, and the others like them?

Brad #fundie

Well out of all of that nonsense, there is ONE thing they say that is pretty accurate.

"Nobody believed me then, and you still don’t"

Yeah. No one (I hope) believes your delusional or fraudulent ravings about how there is one god but all these "other" deities are somehow also things but apparently not gods/goddesses. No one thinks you were doing magic with Anubis (not death, and not even the only god associated with the Egyptian underworld) and that people forgave you for it. No one thinks that he was hanging out with you later. No one thinks that a supernova that does nothing but shine in the sky could be the dragon that actually does multiple things in a prophecy.

We just think you're either an crazy idiot or a stupid fraud.

Bro. JD #fundie

Ah yes, the "True Faith" going back to... well, not Jesus. That's John Smythe, who founded that particular branch or Protestant faith in 1609.

And you may fell extraordinary
Something has a hold of you
You get this feeling of great fervor
It's delusional malarkey.

I don't care if you're aware
Of your sect's real history
Again and again we've seen too much
Of these lies and stupid nonsense.

Haah, just a fan of New Order. But yeah, that's the sorta Jack Chick claim that the Baptists were somehow hiding for about a millenia before coming out of the religious closet when the Protestants started their break from Catholicism. Which, of course has no basis in history.

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie

@Niam2020 #203324

Hermes has the winged sandals, not giant wings on his back, it being him doesn't make much sense. And he's too tall/man shaped for say, Eros/Cupid. He's usually more younger. Granted he wasn't always shown that way, but if you wanted someone to know who it was, you'd make them in their more recognized form. Which is also why I didn't suggest the Anemoi, because most people wouldn't think of them.

As for the Celtic gods, unless it's some far more obscure deity, none of the ones I've read of/seen have those giant back wings. And, sure, angels in the Bible aren't really depicted as winged dudes, you draw a winges glowy person, people know what you mean. Which is why it's kinda baffling that he drew such a nothing character.

For a good visual joke you want people to know what you're referring too. So even though Vikings didn't wear horned helmets, you get that conical helm with the nose bit and horns, people "know" you drew a Viking. If you're drawing a joke about dead white gods, you'd at least want every one included to be recognizable. It's not like they aren't often visually distinctive.

I will admit, out of context, the "No way" "Yah weh" joke got a little chuckle out of me. It's not the best, but I'm always a sucker for wordplay/puns.

The rest of it, no. A Greek/Roman-esque looking statue (of Athena/Minerva?), a winged man (Icarus? Not in any way/shape/form a god. Nor are Christian angels), and crosses? First, a lot of Neo-Nazi/White Power racists don't really consider Greeks or Italians "white" so why would that be in there? Second, ignoring the winged person I can't place, Christianity as a DEAD religion? I mean sure Jesus "died" but he got better. And while a bit in decline, it's certainly still got a huge amount of followers. Compared to something like the Celtic or Norse pantheons where they might have some worshippers, it's not a major religion.

So everything about the joke fails at being coherent. And I do like how lazy the artist is, not drawing the weird mutant Jewish person in the first panel even though, presumably, they are the person speaking in it.

:The-Great-Work. #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

I usually like these sorta things cause they get all worked up aboit shit they obviously haven't researched or that doesn't make any sense if they'd stop huffing whatever their favorite brand of spray paint is.

1. Natural law isn't a set of laws. At best it can be some observations about nature, but there isn't some codex of natural laws. And why would there be a distinction between "Land Law" (which is already different wherever you go) and "Water Law" (which is also different depending on who owns what water)? Both are natual places.

2. Is there a Law of THE air? Need those random capitalizations. But the air exists too, and people do travel it.

4. Etymology is complicated and the OP doesn't know it. Merchant is derived from merx/merc, which means to trade. The fact that mare (sea) was Frenchified to have a mer-suffix for aquatic things doesn't mean they are related. Admiral is Arabic in origin and has nothing to do with water. Semen means seed, something you plant on LAND. And just because birth and berth were derived from the same root, they currently mean very different things.

5. Just saying "You're wrong" is pretty simple, but these sovereign citizen idiots likely wouldn't change their mind if shown all the flaws in their idea. Which is always so frustrating, like, yes, the law can be terrible and taken advantage of to screw people over. You don't have to make up new and stupid ways the law doesn't apply to you because you're a super special snowflake who doesn't want to pay taxes or visit the DMV.

SoctaticMethod1 #transphobia #conspiracy

Now, if there is a trans child groomer, they should get the full boot of the law squarely up their ass, no arguments from me.

However, there is a difference in coverage and conflations that cause the "problems" you're talking about.

1. They aren't a groomer "because" they are trans.
2. Being a trans or cross dressing person around a child "isn't" grooming.
3. The claim that trans folk are more likely to "mess with" kids really would need evidence to support it, and I don't think there is data that does that.

Danlboon #wingnut #conspiracy

I think the only thing that is accurate in the entire rant is that Trump can't have an executive order to allow his children to run for president. But it's mostly brcause this idiot doesn't know how the US government functions instead of any insight on his part.

Andrew Anglin #homophobia

"Fuck Trump and fuck all of his supporters.
I’m not doing this anal bullshit.
I’m not doing it.
I’m with Jesus."

So... is Jesus the one doing all the sodomy? I mean if they're all getting fucked and you're not doing it...

Mike Stone #wingnut #fundie #racist #transphobia #elitist #conspiracy

6) Americans have no understanding of history. None... They think the Civil War was fought over slavery

Because... it was? Even if you try to delude yourself in to thinking that it was a states' rights issue... what was the "right" in question? Owning people as property. The traitorous Confederacy was formed because they didn't want the more populous and growing more numerous Northern states eroding their ability to own people as property. And then they decided to attack the Union and start a war because they wanted their slaves, darn it. So much so they made a rule in their constitution that they COULDN'T stop slavery.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy #racist

I mean, yeah, I personally think it is all kinds of vile and scummy to lie about people's untimely demise and various historical tragedies/atrocities to shill your nonsense.

Unless you're actually delusional enough to believe your own nonsense, in which case it's more "How sad you think ______" not a "Really? You're lying about the victims of the Holocaust, Dresden, 9/11, Vietnam, and all these others? Fuck you."

Your usual nonsense about how Jupiter is shooting an oscillation at a fixed rate that somehow sucks your soul out is at least a playful sort of innane. This is either vile or depressing."

Valentina Gomez #racist #wingnut

I mean, from just the quick look at federal holidays, I'd say the holiday commemorating a genocidal, slaving brute who was reprimanded by the country endorsing him for being excessively cruel would be more "wretched" than a day celebrating freedom from slavery. But that's just me.

And, the BLM movement isn't a centralized group. Their main motive is to bring attention to the discrepancy of how police deal with blacks, violence against the black population, and issues with the police interactions with the black community.

Now, you can find faults with the movement. You can oppose reparations. But if your reasons aren't good you will be called out, and if you say "Oh, this is the greatest nation!" But the people are experiencing oppression than it isn't the greatest "For Them." And hypocritically complaining about trying to improve the nation instead of leaving when all you do is complain how the country is terrible because of the darn commies/socialists/other boogeymen just makes you look like a fuckwit.

Lisa Oswald #magick #ufo #crackpot

Hunter Wallace #pratt

Even if we were to accept that George Floyd needed a lot of effort to keep him secured to the ground, there is a massive difference between the two cases.

One has a policeman kneeling on a suspect's neck for nearly ten minutes, including the last two minutes where he had stopped moving and was unresponsive.

The second has a civilian stabbing a child and mother and getting arrested for it.

See, there isn't really anything to the second case that is anything out of the ordinary. Even if it's a nasty crime, the legal system is working. In the first, someone who is sworn to uphold the law and protect citizens executed a civilian with excessive force.

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #racist

I'll comment here and not the later duplicate.

But, if Jewish people did in fact, rule the world... you'd think the blatant and repeated antisemitic nonsense that pops up everywhere wouldn't be a thing.

And I'd even say, not only as a matter of principle, but really a matter of taste. It's all usually just so one note and lame.

Davymichael #enbyphobia #fundie #wingnut

All words are made up. If they have an agreed on definition, that is what the word means. Even when it's contradictory or confusing. For example, unless you had context, you don't know if someone said "Jim is a bad mother fucker" was a good thing or not.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy

If you can't trust some rando walking around the park with a rifle spouting antisemitic rhetoric, who can you trust, right?

But, there are other explanations. One being that traditionally, feminists are a bit more liberal on average, so siding with an often maligned group like Jewish people makes sense. But with Isreal proving that when violent extremists are allowed to control and help shape public conscious, they are just as capable of being genocidal assholes like anyone else. And even then, there is nothing stopping someone from havingthe opinion of "Yes, I do believe that the state of Isreal has a right to exist and not be threatened by terrorists or opposing groups in the region. No, I do not think they should be able to ethnically cleanse the Palestinians." People are allowed nuance.

And lastly, this is all based off Purple Hair being correct in the first place. And I am loathe to put my faith in someone who is starting it off by claiming the people are "Zionists" as that's usually only used to describe people if you're already pro-Nazi Propaganda. But that being said, I wouldn't outright dismiss the initial claim. I mean really, they're already hating on a minority, adding an extra minority to hate (the Palestinians) doesn't seem far fetched

Candace Owens #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

... why? Why does "Among other things, a giant impact that blotted out the sky and exacerbated a massive change in climate that helped kkill off the dinosaurs" seem more and more outrageous as you get older?

Is it because you don't understand the mechanics and your knee jerk hatred of things you don't understand grows as you age? Is it because you're getting more and more irrelevant so "virtue" signaling to the fuckwit cultists who are the only ones who tolerate your bullshit is the only way you can get cash flowing in? Or how about that you've never appeared to be anything other than an unintelligent, small minded, and superstitious idiot who just has gotten more comfortable spouting off creationist bullshit?

Redeemed Zoomer #fundie #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia

So your most "conservative" take that it's cool to murder and oppress people because they're different?

Honestly I'm not surprised, just disappointed. I guessed immediately once I read the first line it was gonna be calling for death, but was hopeful I'd be proven wrong

Eric Hovind #fundie

Fundie "Logic": Believes their deity expressly forbids lying.
Lies about things constantly to "help" their omnipotent deity.

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

And these are the people saying others have a weird syndrome about how they are deranged about Trump?

Sure, calling out a conman is something just wacky to you. Literally conflating him with Jesus though? What, that's just normal, Root?

RazörFist #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Even if someone didn't know where Gaza was... why would knowing exactly where a place is be a requirement for wanting a stop to horrible human rights violations, terrorism, and violent conflict?

What, would you go "Yeah, I heard about that quadruple homicide 1357 Jones St... but I don't know that area of town so couldn't tell you where it is. So fuck them, I don't care the entire family got killed." If someone died in your city?

Now, I'm assuming this idiot means "Hah, these darn libruls are sooooo stupid, they can't have am educated response to Gaza, they can't even find it on a MAP!" But not only is that rarely the case, again, why would it matter? If a country I've never heard of made headlines because the regime in charge decided that Vlad Tepes was a bitch and decided to genocide a cool couple million of their country's oppressed minority and make a massive field of corpses on stakes... I wouldn't need point to it on a map first before going "Fuck that is atrocious!"

Peter B. Meyer #crackpot #conspiracy #magick

I suppose that when the plot if the conspiracy is "All of the evidence was altered and destroyed" certainly explains the complete lack of (and troves of contradicting) evidence. Not sure how it explains that since the final parts of this scheme were enacted in 1953... The first and second World Wars... apparently didn't happen and were covers for destroying? Or the Wars did happen but were also a smokescreen to destroy things? I dunno, it's all just so freaking stupid that you'd have something where we can/could talk to vets of a conflict and none of them went "Oh. Yeah. I sure do miss those magic buildings that were everywhere shame they got rid of them."

ProtoMario #wingnut

Huh. Well that is an eclectic bunch. So we have Superman and Spider-Man from US comics, neither of which who (generally, it does depend on the comic) would align themselves with a petty would be dictator and have allowed themselvesto be arrested on (I think) at least a few occasions each. Naruto who certainly wouldn't team up with such a vile person. And Literally Jesus, who like Supes and Spidey, allowed himself to be arrested. It was kind if a big deal in the Bible. Why he'd be supporting someone who's so openly antithetical to what he preached is anyone's guess.

For real life, we have the Undertaker, and two sports people I don't know... I am guessing they are all Reich Wing, but couldn't say. Then Ben Sharpio and Jordan Peterson, two massive fuckwits. None of which, if I was a cop, would deter me from arresting someone.

And for the WTF entries, we've got a wolf, a lion, two eagles, and Squidward. Because when I think intimidating cartoon characters, I'm thinking Squidward. And I dunno, based on his previous interactions with eagles, I'm not sure they, or the rest of the wildlife would side with Trump.

(@Timjer Unless that's a very recognizable still from one of the movies I didn't watch and based on the other three random animals, I just threw it in as some lion. Seems to fit the more WTF theme of the rest of the critters, but if it is more definitively Aslan, I'd just say any good characters would hate Trump)

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

Ah yes, Trump as America's Nelson Mandela. Because when I think of a petty narcissist who has had years throwing money at problems to make them go away and is finally starting to be hopefully punished for his myriad of crimes, I can't help but think of Nelson Mandela. Yes, being imprisoned for being impriaoned after being radicalized to the point of violence by the systematic abuse and segregation that blacks were facing in apartheid South Africa is just like walking around free and still campaigning after falsifying records to kill bad press, hoarding and lying about keeping classified documents, and supporting a violent uprising in the Capitol because you lost an election.

Root apparently can't find the difference.

Elvis Dunderhoff #homophobia #wingnut

I mean, there is no reason we can't do both? A solid sex education, learning home economics, and basic survival skills, and firearm safety would be nice as a side skill set or sort of elective classes offered, help the youth learn a lot of skills.

Now, granted, that would only really be feasible if the US school system wasn't trash and I'm offering more a generalist skill set education compared to military prep from a totalitarian regime. But guns are dangerous, learning a healthy respect for them and how to be safe around them isn't a terrible thing. And with all the misinformation and blatant lies pushed by crazed religious folk, learning safe sex is important as well. Everyone wins

Prince Caspian #fundie #homophobia #sexist

"There is nothing romantic about two girls, or two boys loving each other. Nothing!"

Except, you know, the definition of the word "romantic" which per the Oxford Dictionary...
1. connected with or about love or a sexual relationship
2. (of people) showing feelings of love
3.beautiful in a way that makes you think of love or feel strong emotions
4. deals with the "rose colored glasses nostalgia" romantic, and 5. Is the art/music/literature movement, with a capital R.

Dealing with love is by definition romantic you fuckwit. Just because your idealized super rigid gender roled version of it doesn't include it doesn't mean it's not romance.