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PRESS RELEASE, NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC

DENVER April 1, 2000 - A new fossil has been found that may throw a huge wrench into the current evolutionary paradigm for the origin of elephants. Univ. of Colorado biology professor Scott L. Eugenie commented that "we might as well throw out the elephant with the bathwater, if we accept this fossil as what it appears to be".

The fossil was discovered in a lava bed in the southern part of the Congo, near the small village of Geheradhanda. It was in a layer suggesting it originated from the Cretaceous period some 50 million years ago. The main fossil appears to be that of a trunk, while other fragments found 50 yards away appear to be imprints of feathers! This new discovery is shaking the evolutionary community. Many scientists are jumping on the flying bandwagon, others are jumping into the sea and sticking with the aquatic hypothesis. Harvard paleontologist Stephen Gould is skeptical: "I still think the elephant can trace his great, great ancestor to a fish". Others disagree. Richard Dawkins of Cambridge was ecstatic "flying elephants seem very feasible to me. This fossil demonstrates clearly and irrevocably this apparent certainty". He went on to add "I knew we would find more transitional fossils, I can't wait to hear what the creationists have to say!". The fossil has been dubbed Elaphantavianicus Bigfairytalicus.

My Indian friend is from the same tribe that killed the famous atheistic General Custard. A Cherokee. I have a smidge of Sue Indian in me so we get along pretty well when we get the chance to talk. He's a smart guy and an expert on snakes. I've gone out searching for snakes with him before and he finds them so easily! I am not going to state his name and address because by law I do not have to. Now my friend has learned from the really old Indian Chiefs about the old Indian beliefs vs. the popular NewAge Indian beliefs. He says he don't listen to the younger chiefs because they are more into the Hindu Indian than the Cherokee Indian beliefs. He says that the Chrisitian faith is actually the same faith has the Cherokee---and he detest NewAgers, keep that in mind. He does have his share of complaints about the local Christiains and like to humble them when they get ouot of line with their holier than thou attitude backed up with no real moral actions. He respects the Bible has truth and says, "You'd have to be crazy not to believe Jesus is not the Son of God." He says that the White Buffalo represents the pouring of the Holy Spirit in the Indian terms of language. He also says that the Great Spirit represents an Eternal, monotheistic God; not just nature or the universe like in NewAge pantheism. He still does the sun dance., but this is done for tradition and it doesn't mean that they deny the One true God--they've lived by His moral standard! He also firmly states that evolutionists are insane to think that the American Indians have been on the Contenant for as long has evolutionists have claimed. He's YEC all the way! I trust what he says because I know his heart has changed into a very nobel and wise charactor. I've known him for years and I know every sin he's suffered from in the past. But he is a man, a warrior now, a future Chief of the great Cherokee nation which will return...will return, will return, will return, will return....

[bonus points for saying will return four times...]