John W Armstrong #quack #crackpot

John W Armstrong #quack #crackpot amazon.com

In this revolutionary treatise, J W Armstrong puts the compelling case that all diseases (except those caused by traumatism or structural disorders) can be cured by one simple means: urine therapy. The therapy is an entirely natural treatment, a drugless system of healing that treats the body as a whole. Moreover, the only ingredient needed is a substance manufactured in the body itself, rich in mineral salts, hormones and other vital substances, namely human urine.

It may seem strange to take back into the body something that the body is apparently discarding. Yet the theory is similar to the natural practice of organic composting. Fallen leaves, when dug back into the soil, provide valuable mineral salts to nourish new plant life. The same principle holds true for the human body.

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u-urine therapy… the fuck? that is the least clean or healthy thing to do… for fucks sakes people get infected from getting their wounds pissed on! What sort of deranged insanity do you have to believe in to come to that just factually wrong position?

Not to mention your kidneys work hard to filter your blood. Why would they do that if urine is actually beneficial to your body?

Then don't start crying when your system is getting infected and you're dying from a urinary or even gastric infection. Although I won't be surprised if they used, ahem, “the Number 2″ as alternative medicine.

Here’s how “Salvage Hunters”’ Drew Pritchard would react to that:

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Now don’t get all pissy about how he’s laughing at how urine the john, W. Armstrong.

Come to your own conclusions about what the ‘W’ in his name means, FSTDT.

urine therapy

There is an option for its promoters: you can piss off.

A night on the piss, or are you taking the piss?! Urine therapy is actually good for plants, not us.

I mean, at least this one at least does have some reason why disease has ever been an issue if it’s that easy.

Hah!

Many people have tried... and failed. A little urine that's not contaminated with bacteria or virii is distasteful (I don't only mean in terms of taste), but rather harmless. That said, it's also not useful for medical purposes, other than sampling and examination. On the other hand, it can otherwise transmit pathogens.

Because it's not only water but byproducts of metabolism and garbage the body needs to extract, like urea, if someone consumes a lot, it can tax the organs. If urea accumulates in the tissues, it results in gout, a painful disease, not health.

With all that's available in medicine today, there's no reason whatsoever to resort to urine for anything, even if it was to hydrate, unless you're dying of thirst... And if there was magic in urine, mainstream medicine would know, you'd not resort to quackery affirmations. Well, or unless it's a fetish you're enjoying with another consenting person who's also into it.

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all diseases (except those caused by traumatism or structural disorders)

those are words that almost sound like words, but I think have no meaning. What in the flying fuck is “traumatism”? And a “structural disorder”? That sounds like when I broke my ankle about 10 or 12 years ago. My structure was most disordered for a while!

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Yes, a convenient redefinition of "disease" to mean anything that could be claimed to be, then claim to have been healed with misattribution.

A bit of a parody:
Every morning I have a discomforting disease and it's resolved thanks to urination, then tasting it!

Urine is waste filtered from our blood. If you want to get intoxications then drinking it is a good way to do it.

John W Armstrong #quack #crackpot amazon.com

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