Conspiracies only you believe in
>The brain eating amoeba is far more common in the water supply than authorities are admitting and cases of infection are blamed on menningitis and the overall increase in infections will be blamed on Global Warming and not infastructure collapse. It may also be intentional to cause a mass panic.
>Erotic novels with retarded premises are actually a form of money laundering
>Hatsune Miku is a weird AI psyop and possibly Yoko's Basilisk or a prototype of some sort
>Glowniggers legitimately hate the liminal spaces trend for unknown reasons
>The CIA used Transgenderism (literal castrati) to subvert and metaphorically castrate the the libertine Tech industry.
>The recent Netflix Ghost In The Shell series is predictive programming
>The Simpsons was intentionally made shittier after Groening refused to play ball. TBTB legit feared the cultural influence of both it and the X-Files
>Female goddesses were deliberately co-opted by the extreme left to stymie their power into perverse worship of menstral blood and infantcide
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>Rudolf Hess went to Britain in a small airplane in 1941 because he had discovered, quite by accident, that the other Nazi leaders were shapeshifting aliens who years earlier had taken over the lives of humans.
- The Republican Party is secretly Marxist-accelerationist, desiring to turn the USA into a Capitalist dystopia so horrible that the Communist Revolution becomes inevitable.
- When Spock attributed “when you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth” to an ancestor of his, he was not speaking about Doyle being his maternal ancestor, but about his paternal ancestor Sherlock Holmes, who was a Vulcan who was stranded on Earth. Note how the name “Sherlock” fits perfectly into established patterns of personal names for male Vulcans and that Sherlock Holmes possessed extraordinary strength despite his scrawny built, consistent with his Vulcan phyaiology.
- Jack the Ripper was none other than Spring Heeled Jack. He was also eventually secretly captured by the government and shipped to Czechoslovakia during WWII where he was employed to assassinate Nazis, becoming known as Pérák, the Spring Man of Prague .
"Erotic novels with retarded premises are actually a form of money laundering”
You’re talking about stuff like ‘raped by a velociraptor’ or ‘raped by Mount St. Helens,’ i take it?
Erotic novels with retarded premises
What’s a “retarded” premise in this case?
- A version of The Incredible Hulk where the hulkout trigger is horniness?
- A Hunger Games fanfic where president Snow has repeated sex dreams about Katniss?
- A story about a high-income woman hiring some male prostitutes to put up a fake bachelor party at a motel, so she can sort of live out her very secret fantasy about being a stripper at a bachelor party?
>The recent Netflix Ghost In The Shell series is predictive programming
Yes, it is recent and invented by Netflix. Not in any way being based on a manga which began in fucking 1989…
And, WTF are “glowniggers” supposed to be? It faintly rings a bell, didn’t the TempleOS guy believe in something like that?
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Yeah, that’s it according to Urban Dictionary, at least, lol. TIL, I guess.
The only brain being eaten is the OPs.
Fanfiction.net. Also, Slashfic way before the internet existed. Whoops!
Yoko Taro's 2B - from "Nier: Automata" - has been portrayed in anthro. art, sure: but not as a Basilisk.
Not to be facetious or anything: but - not taking into account what has been meme-d from someone who came out with racist epithets and created an OS that couldn't access the internet: at least there are those who are sane enough to come up with Linux distros that can - how can dark people 'glow'? Or white operatives for the security agencies be dark people...?!
Castrati were a thing: centuries ago.
Two series - by virtue of being completed before the pandemic - were the CGI "Ghost in the Shell: SAC 2045". Another was "BNA: Brand New Animal": an anime series made for Netflix. The latter predicted the pandemic: but it was a serendipitous one in terms of it's plotline, sure.
"The Simpsons": Fox Broadcasting Network. "Futurama": Fox Broadcasting Network.
...and as for the last one, the premise is only by you : I refer you to your second one.
So Q. E. and fucking D., I'd say.
It's unclear to me who the "you" is in "Conspiracies only you believe in". Since it's addressed to the 4chan crackpots and that the claims are crazy distortions of reality, I'll assume that crowd...
I'll only address the amoeba and the goddess. The amoeba is indeed more prevalent in warm waters especially when their level is low and they are more stagnant. This means that climate change does affect those sensitive areas. Either swim elsewhere or take the recommended precautions. I decided to address it to mention that climate change and habitat destruction are also contributing to more zoonosis pathogen transfer events in populations, the way SARS-CoV-2 entered, adapted and ultimately ended up as a pandemic. This means that unfortunately, the propability of such future events is increasing. North America is also seeing more virus and bacteria transmitting insects that were restricted to South America before.
Then the goddess: does this also imply mainstream Catholics and Maria? Or is it a general distortion of recognizing human and women's rights, misrepresented as divinization? Awareness of sexual diversity misrepresented as androgynous god worship? Accusations of sex magick? Not that it really matters when everything in the post was bullshit...
Erotic novels with retarded premises are actually a form of money laundering
I think there would be more efficient methods of money laundering than publishing trashy books.
OTOH, some artworks such as a banana being glued to a wall are either this or merely the extreme manifestation of snobbery.
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