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We need to adopt a new Constitution and the first amendment must declare that only CHRISTIANS can serve in positions of government.

The 2nd amendment shall read, "A well regulated Church, being necessary to the salvation of a free State, the right of the people to worship Jesus Christ, shall not be infringed."

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The first amendment of Liberty Hangout’s twitter is; “Kaitlin Bennett, who runs this Twitter, shat her pants and made a mess all over the floor, and this SHALL be brought up at every reasonable or unreasonable opportunity.”

Ah, but which Christians? Baptists? Presbyterians? Methodists or Lutherans (which branch)? Catholics? Mormons? Jehovah’s Witnesses? Fortunately for the rational ones among us, the reason you Christains haven’t been able to take over the country is that you can’t agree among yourself as to just what constitutes a True Christian^TM.

Maybe you should move to Arkansas. They seem to be moving in the Rule of Fundamentalists direction.

Wait, you're going to have a constitutional convention, write a brand new Constitution, and already PLANNING that this new basis for government will need amendments? Immediately?
You do know the Bill of Rights was created because the authors left shit out and the voters demanded it?
Why not just make these articles part of the document the first time?

Where did you learn to governmet, at Gamestop??

More fundies thinking that THEIR self-appointed right to use THEIR religious beliefs to dictate the lives of everyone else shall not be infringed.

First, you'll have to make the film "Olympus Has Fallen" a documentary.

So good luck with that, OP.

Even though it was a flight of fantasy, there's an extremely good reason why - in "World War Z" - there's a scene in which they save from the oncoming Zombie Apocalypse the US Constitution.

It stands out to me that in appropriating the language of the second amendment the simple presence of the word "regulated" and their utter inability to match its meaning to what they're asserting once again proves the absolutely vacuous disingenuous nonsense of every word that passes their lips. They care so little for what they invoke it might as well be a foreign language. And considering the sheer intensity of the irrational hatred hearing such a language tends to provoke that's perhaps the most fitting comparison I could possibly make.

@Vanto #84594

What they really want is to go back to feudalism, with the assumption that they would be the nobility.

I'm still waiting to see anything from "Liberty Hangout" that it any way sounds like they actually are interested at all in "liberty."

So much for Liberty. Also will you keep the establishment clause and religious freedom? Choose wisely now. You don't want to be thought of as Christian Taliban do you?

It would be easier to just translate the Iranian constitution from Farsi to English.

Oh, poor dear, that your Founding Fathers were smart enough to write it up as RELIGION, in the First Amendment, rather than Christianity. Now, read the Treaty of Tripoli, and I guarantee you will really shit yourself! Again…

How are you going to define what counts as worshipping Jesus? And do you really want the government sticking it's nose into your church? It'll get to decide what the sacraments are.

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