Skewed Priorities Award
Elon Musk could have put that $44billion towards tackling world poverty, instead he's used it to send millions of woke Liberal narcissists into a spiral of depression, and honestly I think it's money well spent.
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You have very screwed-up priorities.
Seriously, what is wrong with all these people who shamelessly put “pwning teh libz” above all else?
He could put like, $200 billion towards ending poverty, but he’d rather built a sphinx of himself on Mars or something. He’s just Trump for people that are smart enough to write computer code.
While Twitter’s past policies were dangerous at best and tyrannical and self-destructive at worst, what Rocket Jesus’s ego will drive him to do is far more concerning.
Imagine what good he could have done with 44 billion spent on tackling climate change. He could have spent that money and goaded the rest of these parasite billionaires into doing some actual fucking good. But no. Let's spend that money of pwning the libs and trolling the lefties, and these idolizing idiots with line up to suck his cock even harder.
Rightard-in-Chief owning not only itself...:
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...to 'own the libs'.
All you anti-Elitist rightards who are - because he's bought Twitter - pro-Elon Musk. He's now '/yourguy/', amirite?
So: you love electric cars...?!
...oh, and senior figure in the Gro(y)per (Bowel)Movement, Trumptard & anti-Elitist Baked Alaska - previously banned from Twitter - will get its account back, especially after creating a new one that it knows for sure won't get Mjolnired because of couuuuurse the free speech absolutist Mr. Musk will ensure its 'Freeze Peach' rights are utterly inviolable: personally :
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/baked-alaska-tim-treadstone-tim-gionet-anthime-joseph-gionet.28182/post-11753428
...oh, wait.
Who went into a depression spiral?
I really don’t think he’ll close the deal, and MAN, watch the conservosphere freak the fuck out.
But even if he does, and Twitter becomes the conservative safe-space they all imagine, it’ll fail. Efforts to create conservative safe-spaces in rebuttal to or mockery of more liberal platforms always fail. None of you have the same list of things you want to have and things you want to avoid in your little tree house, so the bickering WILL tear it apart.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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