Pastor Greg Locke #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut globalvisionbc.com

God’s about to bring the whole house down, ladies and gentlemen! These bunch of sex-trafficking mongrels are about to be exposed! These bunch of pedophiles in Hollywood are going to be exposed for who they are! I don’t care what you think about fraudulent “Sleepy Joe.” He’s a sex-trafficking, demon-possessed mongrel. He’s of the Left. He ain’t no better than the Pope and Oprah Winfrey and Tom Hanks and the rest of that wicked crowd. God is going to bring the whole house down! I said he’s going to bring the whole house down. He’s going to burn the whole thing to the ground. He’s going to expose these whole bunch of pedophiles. I’m telling you, he’s going to expose Kamala Harris for the Jezebel demon that she is.
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I don’t know why pastors don’t talk about this stuff. Well, I do. They don’t want to “seem crazy”. I’M ALREADY CRAZY! People are like, “Do you really think it’s that much of an epidemic? Do you honestly believe, Pastor Locke, that the military uncovered tunnels beneath the Capitol building and beneath the White House? Do you really believe they found kids?” Yeah, both live ones and dead ones, and if you disagree with that, and if you try to discount that, and if you try to cover that, then you’re just as complicit as Hunter Biden and the rest of them bunch of crack-smoking perverts!
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Everybody says, “When are you going to apologize, for being a false prophet?” When y'all going to get the memo that I didn't get it wrong? Trump ain't never went nowhere, he ain't back, he's always been around. He is the legitimate president of the United States of America. I don't care if you stand up and clap or not. I'm telling you, Donald Trump is the legitimate president of the United States of America. You've got to smoke a lot of dope in your mom's basement not to believe that fact.

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