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@kuyohashi

Robert Oscar Lopez #homophobia #wingnut #conspiracy

Apparently they think lesbians are filling kiddie pools with the stuff and rolling around in it like Jell-O. And are there even any lesbian-exclusive sperm banks, or are they stuck using the same ones everyone else uses?

@Spacewyrm #100687

It's sheer madness, I tells ya. The very notion that some people would use a false name on the internet simply makes me, kuyohashi, which is totally my real name and it's not weird at all that it's spelled entirely in lower case like I was e.e. cummings or some shit, sick to my stomach. Depraved sickos.

hunther & Woman15 #crackpot #moonbat #sexist

Y'know, for a bunch of eugenically engineered docile cattle-slaves, these women seem awfully willful. Almost like they weren't bred to be sex toys at all. I guess the manocracy missed a few, being so busy being cartoon supervillains and all.

starwars #transphobia #pratt

There's nothing in science, biology or evolution that tells us humans are special, unique or above other animals.

Well, people generally have sapience, for one. Things like gender identity are a by-product of the complexity of the human mind. We have the ability to introspect, to question our surroundings and ourselves, something most species of animal lack. And sometimes the questions some of us ask of ourselves involve whether our operating systems match up with our hardware or not. This can't be a complicated concept to this asshole.

Prussian Society of America #wingnut #racist #psycho

Fuck you and your totalitarian fanfiction, Melvin. You murderous assholes tried this shit before, got spanked, and never learned the lesson, so fucking figure it out before you find your braindead ass huddling in a bunker staring down the business end of a Mauser like the Paperhanger did.

David Icke #crackpot #conspiracy #homophobia #transphobia #kinkshaming #quack #dunning-kruger

@Timjer #100371
Way ahead of you, played and beaten all three (Inquisition is my favorite, because Sera and the palace intrigue quest. More games needs quests where you just play social politics) Lately I've been on an isometric RPG kick - D:OS2, PoE, Pathinder, Tyranny, Wasteland 2&3, IWD, even gave the newer Shadowrun games a try and liked them a lot.

But thanks for the suggestion anyway.

Jerry Derecha/Adrenogate #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie #magick

*anxiously awaits that moment when Adrenodope goes so far down the conspiracy rabbit hole, that they decide that adrenochrome is a lie, lizard people don't exist, and Tom Hanks is the nicest, sweetest human being to ever live, and some Nebulous THEY only *wants* you to think otherwise*

David Icke #crackpot #conspiracy #homophobia #transphobia #kinkshaming #quack #dunning-kruger

@Zinnia #100359

Apparently we humans are the Aldmeri Dominion, trying to undo the foundations of Nirn so we may reclaim our former glory as immortal, non-corporeal spirits.

Or something like that, I dunno. I'm pretty sure trying to figure out how Icke's brain works is like looking into Hermaeus Mora's porn stash - disturbing, incomprehensible, and a good way to irrevocably damage your sanity..

I need to stop playing Skyrim for a while, it's starting to bleed into other things.

Luke Rosiak #fundie

@Megacles #100319

And that radio show tanked Klan recruitment for years by showing how unAmerican and ridiculous they really are. It figures folks like these would be afraid of a repeat of that bit of awesomeness.

Kerry Cassidy #conspiracy #wingnut #fundie

@Skyknight #100190
I think it's them trying to mythologize their “struggle” against a faction and philosophy they refuse to understand and therefore villainize. They build up this elaborate, manufactured fairy tale about lizard people, global conquest and phantom boogeymen out to do the very worst things a being could, so they can stand up and call themselves the heroes for opposing the other side. They NEED liberals, progressives, et al, to be eeeeeevilll, otherwise, they don't get to be the good guys.

@Timjer #100192
It's almost mass hysteria and mass delusion had a baby. What would we call this? Mass schizophrenia? Mass disassociation.

@TheKingOfRhye #100169

You're surprised? Everybody who's ever died is secretly alive and even if they would have beaten Hair Mussolini to death with his own severed head for being the odious toerag he is, they're all a part of his war effort against Lord Xenu and the Camarilla because in death, they changed their minds about how they feel concerning racist, apathetic sociopaths and nepotism. Hence, Princess Diana is wearing a Scooby Doo mask and posing as a Hungarian porn star (makes you wonder who really was in those photo shoots *shudder!*), and all the dead Kennedys (not the band, actual members of the Kennedy family) are all still alive and joining Team Trump. Even Ted. Because when no living heroes are on your side, there's nothing stopping you from claiming some dead ones. That's why Epstein is still alive and working for Trump, Michael Jackson is still alive and working for Trump, et al. It's sickening, but it's not out of character for these desperate ghouls.

Seriously, I'm waiting for these dolts to proclaim that Walt Disney is still alive, aghast at the vampiric baby-murder-factory his studio has become, and is working behind the scenes to undo his life's work.

@TheKingOfRhye #100159

Diana Spencer. As in, Princess Di. As in, Melania's true identity.

Because Trump isn't just the real President and Jesus 2.0, he's also the King of England. I mean, Diana was never going to be Queen, she was a commoner who married royalty and had no title outside of that, and certainly wouldn't have been crowned Queen after the divorce from Chucky anyways, so Donny had about as much a shot at being King of England as you or I do being crowned May Queen of Oz, but we're dealing with very special people for whom logic and reality are choices other people make, and not something that applies to them.

manbro7 #dunning-kruger #pratt #sexist #wingnut

Supreme Father via Erena Velazquez #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Mike Adams #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #quack

I imagine Mikey here sitting in the corner, rocking back and forth in the fetal position, clutching a Diet Coke in one hand (official carbonated beverage of the Cult, doncha know?) and ugly-crying in stark denial that Trump not only lost, but turned out to be an even bigger loser than previously thought.

And I have the most delightful tingle at the very consideration of that mental image. Does that make me a sociopath, do you think? It's like feeling good when Batman wrecks the Joker's shit.

Prussian Society of America #racist #psycho #sexist #homophobia

…Wasn't Germany an enemy of the Roman Empire? Something something barbarian hordes, I seem to recall.

And if the Romans wanted to exterminate the Celts, they really dropped the ball by…not even trying to do that.

Al Thompson #conspiracy #quack #fundie #wingnut

As someone who suffered two near-fatal accidents before my second birthday, I heartily and gleefully invite this jackass to take the largest, jaggedest broken bottle he can scavenge from the deepest pits of the filthiest scrapyard, and vigourously fuck himself with it.

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #wingnut #psycho

Oh fer fuck's…Imma say what I told my conservative Dad - if having the Liberals in power offends you so greatly, then fucking field a candidate who isn't a cold bowl of cat's ass soup or shut up.

Also, go fuck y'self, Hatebaby, you fucking terrorist shitwhistle.

Underverse #psycho

Jim #conspiracy #wingnut #psycho

So let me see if I understand this - the big bad supergenius criminal mastermind Democrats committed hyuuuuge amounts of voter fraud that left soooo much evidence that there's simply no denying it, except nobody seems to be able to point out what this evidence is, where it is, or how they came by it; it's simply there for all to see, yet nobody can, and the studly super-competent GOP would totally arrest them for it, except they're too incompetent to do so…

Your mind is a labyrinth that leads no where.

George McClellan #wingnut #transphobia #racist #conspiracy #fundie

Why are there no indictments of Obama’s deep state operatives in their criminal coup attempt against President Trump?

Because that never happened.

Why has nothing been done about Hunter Biden and loads of evidence from his laptop that paints the entire Biden family as an organized crime syndicate?

Because there isn't any.

Did Biden abandon Afghanistan so precipitously so as to give China unhindered access to our primary battle weapons?

No.

Well that was easy.

Jim #conspiracy #wingnut #psycho

So the Republican idea of election integrity is to bully and intimidate their way into power? Uh, yeah, we knew that already. Because building a platform people actually fucking want and not being a gaggle of exclusionary hypocrites is haaaaaaaard.

Jenny Wren #fundie

Jordan Peterson #sexist

The Final Wakeup Call #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #quack #wingnut #mammon

Since, 1871 the USA Inc. was owned by the British, Vatican and Rothschilds.

Did they pool their money together, ala Three Men and a Comic Book, or do they time-share it?

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie #conspiracy #sexist #transphobia #racist #wingnut

@Spacewyrm #99347

This is the kind of idiot who goes on FB and ponders why the Biden administration isn't mandating healthy eating and exercise to fight of COVID, then holds their breath and plugs their ears when someone brings up Michelle's attempts to at least suggest them.
Things are only good and right and valid when they do them. Only they are allowed to save the world, and if anyone else ever even tries, they will gladly go full supervillain to stop it.

Various Commenters #conspiracy #pratt #wingnut

It's kinda funny - the Repubs will do anything to win an election - gerrymander, redistrict, spread bullshit about their opponants - anything except actually building a platform and pushing ideas that people fucking want.

Mark #fundie

Players can behave, or go around murdering as they see fit. Let us be honest, what sane person finds that fun?

Well, I had to ban my nephew from playing it on my PS4 because he was murder-hoboing his way through Tamriel. And, because hypocrisy, I will admit that almost every Skyrim screenshot I have is of my big burly blood-orc {modded red Orsimer} making hat-ownership a dwindling hobby with his dragonbone sword and axe. You know, because we're both immature and watching heads go skipping down the lane while their former owners wonder why there's a draft on their neck never stops being funny

And then we have the whining about nudity that doesn't exist, the whining about why an alien world in another dimension doesn't have Jesus, the whining that this game isn't The Fantastic Adventures of Dizzy, which even then I would imagine is too risque for the fainting-couch crowd over at FFG.

Now, can we get them to try out VtM: Bloodlines? I want to know how they fare against the Ocean House and Andrei.

Ahmadullah Wasiq #fundie #sexist

Oh noes! Surely there can be no horror conceived by man or god greater than *dun dun DUNNNNN!!!* having your womenfolk seen by others!

*cue Janet Leigh screaming*

Religious rules are equal parts disgusting, horrifying, and just plain goofy. It's like saying, “stay off the grass, or else Chthulu will be most put out.”

South Carolina Governor Henry McMaster #wingnut

Keeping your constituents from dying from a preventable, serious disease is “radical,” apparently.

King Arthur via Erena Velazquez #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #magick #dunning-kruger #psycho #mammon

So, we've got werewolf banking, vampire electronics, and now Timmy Ratscat is Dracula Lord of the Undead himself?

I have nothing. I have no snark. No sarcasm, no jackassery. I have nothing with which to mock this man anymore. He has disarmed me. He has said everything crazy and mockable by himself, therefore rendering anything I could potentially say utterly meaningless. Nothing I could ever come up with could ever surpass his, “we can be vampires, if just for one day” schtick. He has defeated me.

I am beaten.

*walks away dejectedly, sad music from “The Incredible Hulk” playing*

vikingcelt #conspiracy #pratt #psycho #racist

“The Jews think we're hate-blinded psychopaths out to exterminate them! Which is such an infuriating and slanderous lie, it makes me want to go blind with hate and exterminate them like a psychopath! Proving them right will surely prove them wrong, won't it?”

Ain't nobody wants to wipe your alabaster ass out, you fucking moron. Grab a juice box, have a sandwich, and calm your Nazi-ass tits before we play Return to Castle Wolfenstein: The Home Game.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #magick #dunning-kruger

@TheKingOfRhye #98633

Àll that means is that Billy Joel is a better songwriter than Benny. Benny's special. He doesn't need all those fancy, traditional songwriting tools, like choruses (Chorii? Well, that's gonna haunt me all day.) or bridges or a rhyming scheme or lyrics that don't make you bleed from the ears trying to suss out their meaning.

And a star just for name dropping one of my favorite albums by my all-time favorite band. Think I'll give it another listen just ‘cuz.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut #quack

“Jesus is gonna come back real soon and make all the atrocities we committed totally not have ever happened so we can finally live with ourselves oh who are we kidding we live with ourselves just fine this is just the next and final step in our kill-everybody masturbatory fantasies” part 2,367,978,768 and a half.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #magick #dunning-kruger

I…is it supposed to be set to the tune of We Didn't Start The Fire? Is that it? I mean, clearly this is an attempt at writing a song while riding a mescaline-fueled trip through the cosmos.

Josh Bernstein #wingnut #psycho

Government is only valid when it's the people I like! And anyone who doesn't vote the way I approve of deserves to die!!!

- This unabashed fascist, probably.

Jacob Rothschild #conspiracy #crackpot #magick #sexist

In that case, Jacob Rothschild's o-face looks like a grampa trying to remember which pokiemens his grandkid wanted for their birthday.

Then again, not like an incel would know what an orgasm looks like. Or feels like.

And these people act as if life is over if they never get theirs wet, and yet I doubt they'd have anything to offer the world if they ever did get their leg over. Am I wrong in that?

Prussian Society of America #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

Math is Jewish, Nuclear Physics is Jewish…you know, that kind of thinking got you fuckers spanked eighty years ago. So, y'know, good job not learning lessons. This is what the “the old ways was the best ways” mentality gets you - you dismiss anything new because it's not yours, and get your shit pushed in by superior tactics and culture. This is the kind of person who would have said that guns were just a fad too, that they would never replace mounted cavalry, and then would look gobsmacked as all their horsies fell down dead while the other side took the hill, curiously unbayonetted.

Indetermination #homophobia

WeAllKnowWhoDid911 #conspiracy #racist

Right, every mathematician knows it goes, 5,999,999 then 6,000,001.

John Branyan #crackpot #fundie #pratt

Indetermination #homophobia

It is possible to hold more than one fandom in your head, y'know. I will never understand this fanshaming bullshit, as if there was one, proper IP to enjoy and all others were incorrect. Someone likes LoZ? Cool. Someone prefers Sonic? Not my thing, but who cares, so long as they're not one of those weirdos that make self-insert pegging fics? Why can't people let people like what they like?

And OG System Shock was an unwieldy, ugly-ass slog to get through, as were all PC games at the time. Console Master Race for the win, muth'fukkaz.

John O'Sullivan #quack #wingnut #conspiracy

@Bastethotep #97567

Probably “something something Terrain theory, spontaneous generation, yadda yadda, buy some crystals and ivermectin from our online store.”

I guess polio and smallpox just up and decided to fuck off to Antarctica or something, right?

Steven Bercow #crackpot #wingnut #magick

It's so refreshing to meet a crank who's Final Solution is banishing their enemies to the Shadow Realm rather than the gas chamber.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #magick #quack

I got half-way through this without reading the OP's name, thought, “this is some pure weapons-grade bullshitonium, which world-building mastermind graced us with this portal into the mind of a unrepentant fly-agaric addict” and saw that it was my old pal Benny. Good ol’ Benny. I'll say this for Benny, just when you think he's reached the peak of insanity, the clouds part and reveals he still have plenty of Mount Crackpot yet to climb.

annylovesanime3 & Maryam_ #dunning-kruger #moonbat #pratt #sexist

@AlpacaLynn #97525

Pshaw! There you go, injecting gendercidal power fantasies with “facts,” “logic” and “basic fundamental understandings of biology that were settled science around the same time we figured out cave painting.”

Prussian Society of America #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Jim Bakker #fundie #quack

*Checks list of things that can defeat the all-powerful Christian God*

- iron nails
- iron chariots
- guys making out
* scribbles in new entry*
- cloth facemasks.

Sean Hross #crackpot #magick

The only thing I can honestly believe here is that his kids are characters; as in, I believe he has conceived this elaborate fantasy world where the Swiss are Always Chaotic Evil supervillains and he's somehow important enough to earn their ire, and to support this fantasy, he's created a couple of characters to fill the role as his children.

Human Race Survival Resistance (HRSR)/MissionaryJapan #crackpot #conspiracy #homophobia #transphobia #ufo #magick #wingnut #fundie #psycho

Jesus, this doesn't just tick all the boxes on their crazy-man bingo card, it ticks all the boxes on every crazy-man bingo card ever!

If everybody but this loony is a transdemon cannibal, I hate to imagine how they interact with people that exist outside their head.