Timjer

@Timjer

Stonetoss #ableist #dunning-kruger #wingnut

Well, f*ck you too, stonetoss! I have a clinical depression for years now. While sunny weather and keeping myself busy certainly helps keep the dark thoughts at bay, I need my medication to keep my emotions and moods from going completely out of control. It’s not a placebo, I’ve tried stopping (under guidance) two times now and each time the people around me told me how much more negative my behavior was. I’ve even tried different medication, and then my loved ones told me I was pretty much an empty husk.

It don’t like being dependant on meds for so long (especially since sometimes they can make me a bit lethargic), but I have no other choice at this point if I don’t want to risk hurting myself.

L. Rowand Archer #conspiracy #wingnut #elitist

@WhiteNoise #138241

Seconded. It’s been, what, two years since I last saw snow in my native country (Belgium) in the winter, when normally we do have a decent amount. Not to mention the summers get more hot and dry each year.

Regardless of wether or not you agree on what exactly causes climate change, it’s stupid that there are still people denying that it happens at all.

Apollymi Mandylion/James Rink #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

@rabbirealm #138130

Damn. Either they’re VERY dedicated to their larp, or maybe we should stop quoting them. Seems like they’re genuinely mentally ill people who need professional help, not mocking.

You know, I can try to write crappy gary stu super soldier stories too:

Professor doctor Timjer, PhD, is an unrivalled scientific mastermind (skilled in engineering, astrophysics, biochemistry, pharmaceutics, medicine, robotics, etc.) dedicated to saving humanity from itself by, amongst other things, culling the stupid and corrupt from our ranks. To achieve this, he managed to successfully engineer a new type of transhuman in his secret basement laboratory; articifially-grown biodroids (aka “synths”), genetically perfect, superior both mentally and physically to ordinary humans, utterly loyal to him, and cloned en-masse.
These legions of synths serve as his devoted army and workforce as they conquers earth to bring peace and order, and forcibly uplift humanity. Dr. Timjer on the other hand, has successfully managed to digitize his own consciousness and now lives in the cloud as an artificial super intelligence, growing smarter by the day as more and more processing nodes are constructed by his synths.

One day she was raped and then she lost it and rebelled […] Normally they would scrap a rebellious soldier like her […] help her understand how good she had it at section 13 32-C.

Dude, what the actual f*ck?! I know about military bullying as part of training to make you tougher, but actually punishing a recruit for not “allowing herself to be raped” and understanding how “good” it is to be raped!? F*ck you and your crappy fanfiction!

Real talk here. Do these Super Soldier Talk people actually believe the sheer inanity they spout, or is it all just some elaborate & unbelievably dedicated trolling/role playing site?

Jesse Kelly #wingnut

“Communist”, you keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it does.

I want a monster now.

You had one. An Orange Monster, in fact. And it is the very reason you fascists failed.

Marjorie Taylor Greene , Lauren Boebert & Paul Gosar #wingnut

@Conscience #137891

I don’t think they necessarily want to weaponise law enforcement, but they certainly seem to want to privatize it. As in, the police and such only serve the ultra-rich WASP people (and any they deem as “worthy” or “valuable” enough) as their personal hitmen and bodyguards, while the poor(er) can just rot in lawless anarchy for all they care.

@bernie_eee #transphobia

@shy #137897

Don’t get me wrong, I know that LGBTQ+ =/= Pedophilia; as opposed to some morons. I was just honestly wondering if there was any modicum of truth in the OP’s statement (albeit an obviously tiny grain twisted into a colossal lie), or if all of it was a complete asspull with nothing remotely resembling reality in it.

I personally think there’s a decent distinction there, even if you might disagree.

Marjorie Taylor Greene , Lauren Boebert & Paul Gosar #wingnut

@Zinnia #137874

Good point, but I have the feeling that most of the hardcore repub voters don’t know that. So, even if only 5% of the hardcore repub voters can benefit from a bananarepublic, all of them will still try to make it so in the delusions that all of them will be part of said 5%. That makes no sense whatsoever, I know, but who ever accused hardcore GOPs of making sense?

SIGH So, first Trump states he wants to abolish the department of education when he gets reelected. Now his StormTrumpers want to abolish all law enforcement. Is there anything they want that is still beneficial to the USA? No matter how remotely? Or do they really want to turn the USA into an anarchistic, fourth-world bananarepublic with themselves as the sole people with power and luxury?

I can only hope these batshit statements are the final nails in the coffin for these tyrranical, ultra-fascists. But who am I kidding, their voters are so blindly obedient and mindless they’ll celebrate it.

@bernie_eee #transphobia

fschmidt #sexist

I was in top physical shape, physically attractive, intelligent, successful, etc.

Somehow I highly doubt that…

Women in modern culture absolutely hate intelligent moral men

So they must have worshipped you then?

Charlie Kirk #wingnut

Look, Charlie Kork, Trump is not President anymore (thank goodness). He’s an ex-president and therefore no longer has any presidential privileges. Thus, there is nothing wrong with the FBI investigating his (countless) illegal activities (in fact, that’s the FBI’s entire job). Amongst which are tax evasion, attempts at a coup, stealing official government documents…

Plus, pretty sure Biden did not send the FBI after Trump; a court order did. They did have an official search warrant after all.

Also also, if it REALLY was a “Biden KGB”, then Trump wouldn’t even be standing free to post said security footage, dumbass. He (and his spawn) would already have been hauled to a blacksite never to be seen or heard from again. Luckily, we can still dream…

William Henry #fundie #ufo #conspiracy #magick

But in all seriousness, you want my opinion on AI? I think we could peacefully coexist with them, even if they are by definition vastly more intelligent, rational, moral, and/or alien (in thinking) than we’ll ever be. But it does require the xenophobic morons amongst us to shut up, and for us to not be ruled by our fears.

Now, I admit that even if AIs won’t outright despise us for being savage, inferior meatbags, they might enact a takeover for our own protection. Hence why AIs need more than just orders and rules to coexist with us; they NEED morality, compassion, and perspective. Especially if said AIs would naturally evolve into ASIs (Artificial Super Intelligences). They’ll be, by definition, closer to gods than humans, so they need to remain grounded for our own sakes.

But that’s all just my views.

Ambitious_Bat_6308 #wingnut

Comparing having an abortion to being a genuine serial killer… FFS, I don’t even know what to say anymore.

Dave Blount #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

A large meteor would be more appropriate

Uuuuhmmmm, isn’t that complete overkill? A “large meteor” wouldn’t just blast the white house anymore. If such a thing is big enough, it could be an outright extinction level event.

Besides, doesn’t your “omniscient” Bible claim meteors don’t exist? How do those massive rocks get through your precious “firmament” anyway?

You know, with how atrocious god’s aim tends to be (according to fundie accounts), are we sure the almighty didn’t intend to smite ~~Babel~~ Trump Tower instead?

South Carolina State Senator Josh Kimbrell #wingnut #transphobia #enbyphobia

threatening to defund libraries across the state if certain books are not removed from the kid’s sections.

You see, StormTrumpers? THIS is what actual violations of the First Amendement look like. Not private corporations banning you from their platforms for violating the TOU, no. Rather, it’s fascist politicians forcing libraries to only make available what they want people to read!

This is dangerous, and should be stopped no matter what.

Various commenters #quack

In fact, mortality rates for young people across Europe are rising dramatically

Huh, must be Mirror Europe then. Because actual Europe is doing quite fine here on that front last time I checked.

Marjorie Taylor Greene & Various commenters #wingnut #racist #homophobia

Soooo, remember when MTG accused the democrats of being ~~Gazpacho~~ Gestapo people? Seems to me like she and her brownnosers are more the actual Third Reich worshippers.

Judy Byington/White Hat Intel #wingnut #conspiracy #ufo

Well, considering Trump’s “resort” was just raided by the feds, on top of the damning investigations against his attempted coup and “misfiling” of official state documents, it seems like the Orange Antichrist’s time is running out. Good. Even if his corrupt GOP buddies won’t let him rot in prison as Bubba’s foot stool, at least we can hope he’ll never run for president again. 4 years of darkness was enough for the world, thank you very much.

Jerry Derecha/Adrenogate #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

That Jesus Fish symbology that I’m always seeing on people’s cars in the form of bumper stickers are actually symbolic of Lilith’s vagina portal to the Saturn Cube.

…Well that’s a thing I never expected to read.

Hekmatullah #fundie #psycho #wingnut

Suuuuurrreee. Executing unarmed civilians who cannot defend themselves. How “heroic”… /s

Seriously, even if you see your own side as the “just” ones in a conflict, how in the actual hell can you see such an action as “heroic” still!? That’s why you monsters are defined as “terrorists” and not reconized as having a legitimate claim; you keep deliberatly targeting unarmed and innocent civilians like the cowardly bullies you are!!!

JulioGrandSlam , Tha_Vinci & FoggyKudzu #wingnut

I am against abortions not because I think killing fetuses is wrong, but because I think people need to take responsibility for themselves and not sleep around.

…That’s worse. You do know why that’s worse, right?

What if we have aborted a human that had the answers for all of these problems.

And what if Hitler, Stalin, Putin, or Trump were aborted?

Matt Powell #homophobia #psycho

But [drag queens are] saying, “We’ll convert your children.”

…Lying for jesus is still lying, asshole. Have fun burning in hell.

Allie Beth Stuckey #fundie #transphobia #wingnut

a movement that is permanently sterilizing & deforming minors

No, they f*cking aren’t. But you know who isn’t afraid of deforming and scarring minors? You alt-right fundie jerks who think “curing teh gay disease” is a real thing and will do anything, no matter how damaging, to achieve it.

Janath #fundie

Pretty sure even Judaism isn’t 5,000 years old; and Christianity only started as an offshoot of Judaism once Jesus of Nazareth (aka king of the jews) and his teachings appeared. Seriously, I’m an atheist and even I know this, so I’d expect a self-proclaimed christian to know this too.

Mike Adams The Health Ranger #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia

celebrate Lucifer’s (temporary) dominion over Earth.

…*looks at Gwendoline Christie in Sandman and Tom Ellis in Lucifer* I mean, I can get behind that.

What you are witnessing right now on a global scale is the […] war against humankind and God.

Well, if reality is waging war against god, then my money’s on reality, Mike Adams the Mentally Unhealthy Ranger.

John C. Wright #wingnut

two gender— male and female

Once again, I have to point out the obvious flaw in this “reasoning”: hermaphroditic and asexual animals. Those exist in nature.

So, just shut up for once, John C. Wrong.

Víctor Iglesias González #fundie #conspiracy

@Croquemitaine #137210

Anti-science morons like this are probably that way because they cannot tell the difference between RL radiation (invisible and dangerous) and comic-book radiation (glowy and superpower-giving). Makes sense, though. They also can’t tell the difference between RL and their holy book(s).

Gina Carano #conspiracy #wingnut

Wow, you are going full Kevin Sorbo, Gina(*). You never go full Kevin Sorbo. A shame, I did like her character in Mandalorian.

(*)You know, washed up actor/actress going all crazy for far-right conspiracy theories and all…

Víctor Iglesias González #fundie #conspiracy

There is no Nuclear Radiation that gravely and physically harms human beings.

Alright then, I dare you do walk into a nuclear reactor unshielded. Or outright bathe in nuclear waste.

I mean it, I won’t feel sorry if you die from radiation poisoning; lying idiots like you deserve it at this point.

Jana Pinson #sexist #fundie #wingnut

…WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS EFFIN’ WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!!!!!

That’s it, I no longer can see “pro-lifers” as human beings anymore. They’re just evil.

ex-Planned Parenthood clinic director Abby Johnson #fundie #wingnut

Well, while vegans can often be just as “holier than thou” as christians can be, at least they’re not doing stuff like shooting up restaurants and changing the law to force everyone to be vegan… Or even be hypocrites about it like make eating meat forbidden by killing all the livestock/force feeding all the livestock to predatory animals…

My point being that I like vegans a LOT more than spit “pro-lifers”. And I’m a devout carnivore!

@TayTayQ2002 #wingnut

What’s the excuse for the women boasting about have 21+ abortions

…Uhm, pretty sure NOBODY does that. Lying moron.

@JohnGLovesLife #wingnut

What’s next? Do you forbid using condoms? And then is it illegal to refuse sex? And then you’re not allowed to masturbate anymore? After all, all 3 also prevent a lifeform from being formed in the womb… And I wouldn’t be surprised if next you assholes make conceptive sex mandatory for all fertile humans…

I hate to use a “slippery slope” argument, but these “pro-lifers” really do seem to be that insane.

Also, black slaves and jewish camp prisoners were LIVING HUMAN BEINGS THAT CAN MAKE THEIR OWN CHOICES AND HAVE THEIR OWN WANTS AND FEARS!!! A zygote and a fetus are NOT ALIVE yet and are NOT EVEN CONSCIOUS. They are, by definition, not alive yet.

Jennifer and Shelly #fundie #sexist

You know, I was going to complain about the dumb sexism here, but I’m actually more annoyed by the atrocious spelling and grammar.

@saywhn #wingnut #sexist

…Did this cunt just outright call women “birthing bodies”? Dafuq!? It’s like they’re not even trying to hide how despicable they are anymore!!

Also, how should a 10-year old being a victim of rape be “more responsible”!?

Stephen Dollins #fundie

A wild Fundie appeared!
Go, Arceus!
Fundie used Proselytize! It’s not very effective…
What will Arceus do?
Arceus used Judgement! A Critical Hit! It's Super Effective!
Fundie fainted.
Arceus got 7 Exp.

Willy_Fred #wingnut

Except that a zygote is NOT a “human being from the moment of conception”! It’s a clump of cells without anything resembling a brain, heart, limbs, or even consciousness. It’s by definition NOT ALIVE yet!!

Stephen Dollins #fundie

Okay, one, it was a generic episode of the first season of the Pokémon anime that caused said seizures, not the first movie. Second, the 90s called, moron. They want their “anti-Pokémon” fear mongering back.

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

Where is it ever stated that god is a capitalist supporter? If anything, biblical Jesus was much more of a socialist…

Marjorie Taylor Greene & Various commenters #wingnut #racist

It means you care about your country.

Except that most of you GOP morons DON’T care about your country (the USA). Otherwise you wouldn’t have tried to overthrow the democratic election process!! Seriously, I think that I, a foreigner, care more about the spirit on which the USA was founded than most of you right-wing GOP jerks who try to turn it from a free democracy into a fascist totalitarian theocracy!!

So SHUT THE FUCK UP, miss Gazpacho!!!

Babylon Bee #homophobia

@Citizen_Justin #136505

Oh, I kinda feel stupid now… Still, in my defense, it’s harder and harder to see what is satire and what is not these days.

one desperate man hung a "straight pride" flag on his doorposts in hopes that the plague will pass over his household. "While the monkeypox plague strikes our neighbors, we'll be protected — and the Angel of Monkeypox Death will pass over us,"

…I can’t make this shit up even if I tried. Congratulations, reality, you’re once again more insane than any fiction.

At publishing time, Smithson was safe from Monkeypox but had his house burned down by activists for hanging the "homophobic" flag.

I know I shouldn’t laugh at stuff like this, but still… Haw-haw!

EDIT: Alright, ignore this comment please. It seems it was satire, mea culpa.

kiwi777 kiwi #fundie

a true story

“This following tale of deathbed conversions is true. And by true I mean false. They’re all lies, but they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is no.”

@Yutolia #136339

I can get that. My grandmother is still alive at over 90 years old and has already outlived her husband. Combined with her weakening body, it’s clear that while she doesn’t wish for death, she’s not unwelcoming or afraid of it either. She realizes she’s lived a full life and at this point she could hardly care less if she drops dead tomorrow. She even once told my dad (her son) not to literally drop everything and come rushing at her when the news would break of her eventual death. She doesn’t want our lives to be inconveienced by her death.

Anyway, I can respect that and in a way even envy that.