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Brother Mortekai #fundie #conspiracy

Elleaih, Druid Priestess via Galaxygirl #magick #ufo #crackpot

I don't know much about druids, but I strongly suspect this is about as accurate and respectful of the real-world practitioners (whenever historical or contemporary, if there are still any) as when she was “channeling” native americans.

Dr. Schavi M. Ali #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

The “Schumann Resonance” (“Power”) of vibrational frequency and amplitude of our planet has reached level “47”.

And the “Dunning Kruger Effect” (“Speed”) of longitudinal amount and fluffiness is OVAR NINE THOUSAAAAND!

Many scientists refer to hertz levels of “40” and beyond as “5D” or “fifth dimensional” energy.

Only if by “many” you mean “not a single one”, or by “scientist” “mindless idiot rambling incoherent bullshit”

Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy

JK Rowling #transphobia

Some people thought, Hermione Granger might have been a self-insert. Turns out, it was Dolores Umbridge all along.

State Representative Rob Harris (R) and 21 other South Carolina State Representatives #fundie #wingnut

In America, the right to live begins at fertilization and ends at birth. This isn't even a joke anymore.

Baroness Silvia/The Temple #magick #mammon

Oh, sure thing! Just give me a few seconds: after I will have had bought the spell, I’ll send some means of verification to my current present. I assure you I am going to buy once this verification arrived, after all, it will be a necessary event to complete the stable time loop!

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Instead of telling yourself about undesirable attributes which you perceive you have
Talk to the plasma quantum field
It is a live structure and will mimic your consciousness

So, “plasma” = “quantum” = “field” = magic, god is magic, therefore your god is a “plasma quantum field”?

It is a magnetic hologram literally in the air in front of you

Of all the words you have not the slightest clue what they mean, “literally” ought to be the one you have the least clue.

In the movie Minority Report with Tom Cruise
He reaches up and touches a geometrical sequence of numbers
Or else he controls them with his mind

Ah yes. Because hollywood movies are literally real. Just like holodecks from Star Trek and medbeds from Elysium. Or is "make this movie real” also one of the things you wish upon your field of magickal plasma magnet quantumses while vibrating really hard?

@maryamhenein #conspiracy

Lisa Renee #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

@TheKingOfRhye #159464

Well, since TVs use horizontal scanlines, this adapter must be a rather complex device, with a frame buffer, to store at least two frames. One would be transmitted to the TV output, while the other is getting the vertical lines from the crystal body input written into.

Sounds like someone ate the StarTrek guide to technobabble, a bible, as well as a large serving of laxative!

Just two questions:

The Emerald Order Elohei-Elohim built the Triple Great Lion Networks in the physical shape of Lions

Do they combine into a Crystal Laser Triple Emerald Quantum Nephilim Voltron, though?

designed in the shapes of creatures based upon the genetics so that more advanced extradimensional species could easily identify them from space.

Do these extradimensional space creatures happen to be of the feline persuasion?!

various commenters #wingnut #quack

@Footdoc It's genocide, and they have killed over 20,000,000 people with it already. Stay tuned, billions more to come.

So, instead of moving the goalposts, the “prophets” now simply lie that their predictions indeed came true. I’m surprised it took them so long to realize they can do this.

R.J. von-Bruening #magick #ufo #conspiracy #mammon

speculareffect #conspiracy #racist #ableist #homophobia

So, how will you lie when the year is over? a) “I never said that!” b) “the jews read my posts and it scared them into abandoning the project”, or c) “There totally was a fake alien invasion in 2023, just after trillions died from the vaccine! If we all can just pretend as if the latter happened, why not the former, too?”

Tommy Truthful TV #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #magick #homophobia

It still baffles me how stupid one has to be to unironically believe in pizzagate, and then this dude comes along and makes them seem reasonable im comparison…

Andrew Anglin #homophobia #racist #conspiracy

That’s not a joke

Correct, because it’s misinformation propaganda to incite hate.

Sheogorath #dunning-kruger #elitist #pratt #sexist

How are you so sure it’s trolling? This sounds 100% consistent with incel bullshit to me.

Ben Garrison #transphobia

@Croquemitaine #158764

I think “globalists” here means “jews”…

Donald J Trump & various commenters #wingnut #racist

Good job pandering to nazis, trump! Now they are eating you alive for not being nazi enough. Well done!

KatAnon/Agenda47/Juan O Savin #wingnut #conspiracy #ufo #fundie

Yes, after jumping head-first into like 75 piles of manure, this next one is GUARANTEED!! to be chocolate!

Jonathan Maytham #conspiracy

You are the one who's bending over backwards for russia. Stop projecting.

Forensic Healing #crackpot #quack #conspiracy #wingnut #ufo

Damn, dude! Is there anything this magical stuff can NOT do?!
It connects to all sorts of devices, software, even abstract concepts, can do any conceivable damage to cells, conduct electricity without resistance, and is even sentient and self-aware!
I bet it can also drive your car, fuck your wife, and it knows why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!

It can be activated by frequencies, music, EMF, 5G etc.

Yes, the “etc.” also includes amounts, fluffinesses, obliquities, and inane conspiracy ramblings!

Its main objective is to control your mind.

Well you mindless moron have nothing to fear then!

Ben Garrison #transphobia

Show us on the doll where the *checks notes* candy has hurt you…

Brett Lang #wingnut #conspiracy

https://vixra.org/abs/2211.0067 #crackpot

But, is Bastet in any of these pyramids, and, is she from space?!

thetruth90 #ufo #magick #moonbat

Jim #dunning-kruger #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

Yes, the jews faked a whole global pandemic, just to use the broken american “health”care to scam americans (more than usual). How very murica-centric of them. Almost as if this was written by someone who has no clue America is not the only country in the world.

Donald Trump #wingnut #god-complex #conspiracy #transphobia

Prevent WW3? By calling it a “global special military operation” at the behest of your owner, I presume…

Pleiades 1 via Neva (Gabriel RL) #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Alex Newman/Greg Hunter #conspiracy #wingnut #quack

Makia Freeman #quack #wingnut #conspiracy

whatever you think COVID really is

How nice of you to be so inclusive. “Yes, our BS is compatible with yours: the same product is fine, no matter your particular flavor of crazy!”

Patrick McDonald #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

I find it surprising that he uses “Holocaust deniers” on his enemy image. Usually, this goes hand in hand with fascism and antisemitism.

speculareffect #racist #wingnut #homophobia #sexist #conspiracy

So, I’m seeing: incelism, american rightwinger-ism, vaccine denialism, and, of course, antisemitism. Did I miss anything?

Donald Trump Jr. #wingnut

@JeanP #157895

I think these are referred to as “RINOs” by the rest

Zeropointenergy #conspiracy #wingnut #quack #ufo

A Dumbed Down Population Can't Handle the Truth of What's Actually Going On

And is therefore inventing utter BS and posting it on beforeitsnews, got it!

Donald Trump Jr. #wingnut

“My father doesn't love me, will you be my new daddy, Putin-senpai?!”

@ishiuchi_nozomi #conspiracy

Yes, of course, this time, all the oh so big bad poopyheads will totally die of the vaccine! Very much unlike the last 10 or so appointments with the grim reaper, which they missed! And then Putin-senpai will finally notice you, and reward you with his bath water for your services to him, uwu!

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #magick

Sounds like this time he picked a PETA-made documentary on chicken farming to watch while being high.

Light photons are pockets of information that are produced in our DNA strands
We determine the vibrational frequencies of our own existence
We write our own DNA with our thoughts and beliefs

You keep using these words, but you have demonstrably no clue what they mean.

Brian Niemeier #fundie #homophobia #mammon

For a look at a post-future whose reunited Church theologians look back at our era and shake their heads while laugh-crying

So it actually is just a masturbatory fantasy about how your senpais won over everyone you consider to be big bad poopyheads…

Brubba #fundie #conspiracy

The satanic panic was not a panic, but real? Does this mean, D&D actually made people summon the literal Satan from literal hell? But, because he said “was”, this doesn’t work anymore? What?

This whole thing, including how american conservatives unironically believe that people outside of their in-group are literally posessed by actual demons, made me realize, that the thing about every accusation being a confession extends to the whole “kids can’t tell fantasy from reality” mantra as well.

@SandraJH_USA #wingnut #conspiracy

David Eastman #wingnut #psycho

Such pro-life, very protect the children, much Jesus, wow…

Answers In Genesis #fundie

But, how well do fractals fit into the human hand, mouth, or other places?

Peter B. Meyer #ufo #magick #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Yes, because the earth totally has desoxyribonucleic acid, and it somehow makes sense for it to have more than 2 strands! And, being blasted by gamma rays is totally something desireable! And the "perihelion” of an orbit is something which changes all the time, and is, in fact, just a fancy way of saying “distance”! Furthermore, a brown dwarf is, of course, bright and large! How would you ever think otherwise?! Considering how nobody has ever noticed it, it’s also very stealthy… somehow.

digital ‘money’, (…) wars, more plandemics and endless propaganda

Shouldn't these be good to you? Spewing endless propaganda, simping for War and Pestilence, and ready to swallow any new scam hook, line, and sinker?

Idaho State Senator Tammy Nichols and State Representative Judy Boyle #quack

Idaho, otherwise known as the “Gem State.”

That has to be a typo, it's obviously the Germ State.