“Bioshock Infinite: Despite it's first half-hour showcasing what a peaceful and beautiful place America could be if we only kept the uppity negroes out of sight and violently oppressed the lesser races, it soon devolves into Woke anarchy as a drunkard violently attacks his own fellow whites to defend coloureds, Orientals and even subhuman Irishmen. Also, for some reason it depicts living in a company town being worked to death while your children die in squalor as a bad thing?
Ghosts of Tsushima: Ewwwww, more Orientals? Why isn't Tom Cruise in this, showing them how a real samurai does things?
Horizon Zero Dawn: Sure, it shows how science is bad and technology is bad and how religion is good, but the religion isn't Jesus, and women do things unrelated to staying in the kitchen and birthing babies. Some of them even *gasp!* have opinions and free will!
Super Mario Bros.: Despite being hailed as a “classic” by the woke-ocracy, it is in truth a Communist simulator; Mario and Luigi both have mustaches, making them look like Josef Stalin, which of course makes them Communists, that's just science. The Mushroom Kingdom is ruled by a Princess, which is why it is always in chaos. Mario riding Yoshi the dinosaur is not only code for bestiality, but also perpetuates the lie that dinosaurs existed, which they didn't because things not mentioned in the Bible aren't real, like China, television, and automobiles. If you think you see cars on the road, you're crazy - that's just people running really really fast.
Tetris: Shocking lack of references to Jesus, 1950's Americana, or assault rifles. Worst game ever, despite hailing from the same glorious nation that gave rise to Domo Putin-sama.
Tomb Raider: I mean, yeah, she kills fake dinosaurs and icky non-whites and loves guns and is rich and white, but on the other hand, she's a woman, and the only time she's ever even in the kitchen is to lock Winston in the freezer. And she seems to like and respect the natives of the countries she goes to, which makes this the even worsterest game ever than Tetris.
Far Cry 5: *cries incoherently for eleven hours, pointing aimlessly at the screen as delusional psychopaths high off their own Messianic supply fellate arrows from six football fields away, put down by a motley crew of diverse races and orientations and even one *gasp!* mixed-race couple and their *double-gasp!* biracial child.*”
Also, what exactly do they think “feminism” is? Like, they have no problem with Samus being a girl, but do they think that as soon as some studly Galactic Marine makes smoochy-faces at her, she'll doff the assault suit, strap on an apron, and eschew bounty hunting (which apparently she doesn't actually do, I guess) to stay at home and bake cookies for the menfolk?
Also also, I have been working on a game for fucking years about a girl searching for her kidnapped sister. So, pro-family, right? Except the black mage of the party is an out and not-shy-about-it lesbian who was explicitly kicked out of her patriarchal society specifically because she was gay. And the military featured is made up of actual humans, who run the gamut from good but misguided to holy-fucking-hell-yeah-this-is-a-Final-Fantasy-villain.
Should I maybe send them a demo, see how they react?