checkmate

@checkmate

David J. Stewart #fundie #crackpot

Bastethotep beat me to the Hebrew and Greek.

Even in English “dead” and “die” don’t have five letters. But, is our Brother David aware that the Bible wasn’t numbered in the way we know it today until the mid 16th century?

ColdLightOfDay #crackpot

What is going on here?

It’s you, dumb ass. Man, talk about stupid!

To Northern Europeans, all Chinese “look alike”, as they say. But to Chinese, all Northern Europeans “look alike”.

Roger Marks #homophobia

I have been told that there are 3,000 pieces of research that backs the mum and dad scenario

I have been told that the moon is made of cheese. So what?

Roosh V #conspiracy #fundie

I was taught at school by the ‘Powers That Be’ that water boils at 100°C, but it’s clear that those in power are lying about everything.

I'm ready now to come out as a boiling point denier.

One Million Moms #fundie

If you agree this commercial is inappropriate

Right!

Instead of “condoms”, the response should have been “because they didn’t fuck like rabbits”. Disguising the so-called ‘facts of life’ is a very first world urban problem. Amazing how religious zealots like to deny their deity’s creation.

David J. Stewart #sexist #fundie

Every woman wore beautiful long dresses.

Somebody just saw a re-run of “Gone with the Wind”. Why does Brother David assume everybody is rich?

Bill Perkins #fundie

if this is, in fact, the Lord’s doing

My local bakery only sells freshly baked whole loaves of raisin bread on Fridays and Saturdays. Last week it was all gone when I got there. Obviously the work of Satan. That’s not what God wanted. Just when it looked impossible, God led me to some packaged raisin bread at the grocery store next door to the bakery.

Praise the Lord! He’s answered many years of prayers. God gave me a bit of a reprieve from Satan’s endless march to take over the world.

Brenden Dilley #psycho #wingnut

@DarkPhoenix

Yes, but the difference is Trump said things like “go back to your country” etc. while this person is saying “kill people”. Trump is creating a very dangerous climate in general, but Dilley is directly calling for action and deadly violence. The girl who told her boyfreind to kill himself was prosecuted and (I think) found guilty. Hence my question.

Is inciting violence a crime in the US? I really don’t know. It would be interesting to know if this crackpot could be held responsible if somebody acted on his words and claimed him as their inspiration.

David J. Stewart #fundie #homophobia

God did not author 39 different Bible versions.

Right!

He authored two. One in Hebrew, one in Greek. Zero in English.

Besides that, David once again appears to ignore that fact that there are thousands of languages spoken on earth. More than twice as many people speak Mandarin Chinese than English. English is third behind Spanish. Sorry folks, but Brother David is dumb as dried shit.

_w3w3w3w3 #wingnut #racist

Holy Jesus.

This isn’t history fail. History fail is when you get it wrong. This is deliberate falsification. And sickening. It’s an insult to ten of millions of dead.

Warmest Black #crackpot

LiterallyASoyboy #sexist

When you think about it, eating food really is a repulsive act.

You crush it up with your teeth, swallow it into your body, drop it in acid, “digest” (yuck!) it and crap it out in the toilet. If there were any justice in this world, then it would be purged from existence.

Roger Marks #fundie

Take a look at the internet and you will discover that homosexual porn is 90% anal.

Interesting. How does he know that? He’d have to watch a lot of gay porn on the net to come to that conclusion. I’ve never watched gay Porn. Ever. Why should I? I don’t have the slightest idea what homosexual porn on the net is like and I couldn’t care less. I’m not gay. Why has Mr. Marks, apparently, spent so much time watching it? Research?

David J. Stewart #fundie

Love me, hate me, understand me, judge me, pray for me, curse me

Two quotes come immediately to mind:

Odi et amo.
Quare id faciam, fortasse requiris.
Nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior.
(Catullus, Carmina)

See Me
Feel Me
Touch Me
Heal Me
(The Who, Tommy)

And further,

According to him, only an apostle can criticize a bad church.

Baptists don’t have any business criticizing any church. That’s reserved solely for His Holiness, The Pope. ;-)

WestWins #fundie #racist

CroMagnonBoy and other incels #sexist #psycho

In this hypothetical situation

With all your kind’s childish babbling about various colored pills, your otherwise strange vocabulary, and your totally unrealistic worldview, I would say your entire life is a hypothetical situation.

Roger Marks #fundie

They obviously looked up his website to see that word Christian in it

And you know this how? Through faith?

David J. Stewart #fundie #conspiracy #pratt

I just read something that didn't surprise me—31% of all Roman Catholics accept the lies of evolution.

Well, that certainly surprises me: I’d put that number much, much higher.

freakinasuit #conspiracy #racist

I had a look and watched the report.

The “Admiral” who calls himself ThisLifeKillsMe is obviously a German. In addition to discovering and understanding the video, he also misspelled “they” as “thex” which points to a German keyboard (y and z are switched respectively on English and German keyboards) putting the “x” next to the “y”.

In addition to the conspiracy theory mentioned in the video about whites having too few children, I think the right wing hate towards feminism also has to do with it being something that demands a certain amount of freedom and rights for a group not dominated by white males. So it’s not necessarily hate againt females as such, but against freedom and rights for females. The right wingers and incels seem to overlap here, but for different reasons.

Roger Marks #fundie #homophobia

In 30 years we may see the return of Jesus Christ

Ahh, that slight difference between “may” and “will”. Yes, we indeed may see the return of Jesus Christ in 30 years. We may also see flying cars, a simple cure for cancer, and simultaneous orgasm every time. Who knows?

David J. Stewart #fundie #god-complex

Lee Rogers #racist #conspiracy

Mike Hodorowicz #conspiracy #psycho #wingnut

We have guns.

And guess where they’re “grown”. Hint: not on the rolling, lonely farm fields of flyover Dumbshitistan.

UndertakerCel #magick #sexist

the personality of ghosts reflects their experiences in life before their death.

Right!

Every time I meet a ghost and he/she tells me what he/she did during his/her life, I think “yeah, that fits.” I like it when they were housekeeping servants: the house is always so clean. :-)

riceman10 #racist

David J. Stewart #sexist #fundie

nick #fundie #conspiracy

Silence DoGood #fundie #wingnut #sexist

I’m happy to give you a Tongue lashing.

Ah yes, you’re a cunning linguist.

David J. Stewart #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

Take a look at my Jesus-is-Savior.com statistics over the past few years, and you'll see that Google has censored my web traffic, reducing it by 50% to 75%.

Or maybe, just maybe, nobody wants to read your drivel. Things come, things go. The Spice Girls haven’t had a hit song in years. Is Google to blame for that too?

Gr8Believer #fundie

Salty Randall #fundie

David J. Stewart #fundie

@ChurchyLaFemme

How many years has it been since you weren’t allowed off Guam?

I’m certainly no friend of Stewart, but what makes you think he can’t leave Guam?

On October 29, 2010 he got the following sentence: a fine of $100; 2 years supervised probation; 100 hours of community service; stay away from victim; not threaten/strike/injure the victim; report to Client Services for counseling; report to Dept of Mental Health and Substance Abuse; Turn in passport; not leave Guam; comply with court orders; obey all laws of Guam.

That was 9 years ago, so the probation was vacated 7 years ago. The travel restriction expired with the termination of probation. I think we here on FSTDT have a responsibility to be factual. If not, we’re no better than the fundies.

Patti Bugg #fundie #racist

Huh?

Ahh, I get it. They’re talking about All Saints Day (Nov. 1) and All Souls Day (Nov. 2). These are age old Catholic feasts honoring those who are already in heaven (All Saints) and those waiting to get it (All Souls). In most of Europe Nov. 1 is a public holiday.

In the article:

Organizer Abraham Brown says the event is less about religion and more about educating the community about Latino culture.

Really? I wonder if the people in northern Europe know that their holiday is “about educating the community about Latino culture”.

But what drugs is City Commissioner Patti Bugg taking? Bringing people back from the dead? Huh? The Pope would be very surprised at that.

Btw, this is in Henderson, Kentucky. Go figure.

David J. Stewart #fundie

The hallmark character trait of a God-fearing Christian is that they CARE. I care!!! God certainly cares

Ah, so God is a God-fearing Christian. Interesting.

I don't read much news, because it is so depressing. But I noticed a sad story yesterday about a man in Denver who snapped

I read the news today, oh boy,
About a lucky man who made the grade,
And though the news was rather sad,
Well I just to laugh,
I saw the photograph.

If you go to the internet through Expedia.com or Booking.com, you'll likely find a cheaper rate.

Yes, free enterprise is a bitch. So I guess you want communism.

Expedia.com, Booking.com, and others buy contigencies at a special bulk rate from the hotels, car rentals, etc. If they don’t sell them, they still have to pay for them. It’s called “business”. They offer packages. If you slip out of a package, things can get expensive. I don’t like it either. I almost had to pay double at a hotel, simply because the airline had to cancel a flight and we had to push back our reservation by one day. Luckly the hotel played along with us. If you want the cheaper prices from Expedia.com and Booking.com, you have to accept the rest of their game. They’re not there to give you presents. Deal with it or vote for a congressperson who loves deep regulation.

Steven R. #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia

honeybruh #racist

David J. Stewart #fundie #dunning-kruger

I was told that there are no nerves going from my neck into my face

Right!

Face it Dave, God is fucking pissed off with you and is making you suffer in impossible ways. Cut the shit, become a human being, and maybe God will stop the pain. Your personal Hell on earth is self-inflicted.

Chilqiyyah, חִלְקִיָּ #fundie #wingnut

SocialistsWorstEnemy #conspiracy #wingnut

David J. Stewart #sexist #fundie #psycho #homophobia

“And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat: But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.” So here we just read that Eve was allowed to eat of EVERY TREE in the Garden, except just ONE

According to your KJV translation, we just read that Adam “was allowed to eat of EVERY TREE in the Garden, except just ONE,” not Eve. I’d have to check the original Hebrew of “thou shalt not eat” if it’s singular or plural**. So why are you lying and saying God told Eve she “was allowed to eat of EVERY TREE in the Garden, except just ONE”? And let’s not forget, when Even offered the fruit to Adam, he could have refused it, so Eve isn’t the only one to blame.

** I checked, it’s singular. So God was speaking to Adam. Eve is not mentioned. Brother David is lying and will go to Hell.

Rayburne Winsor #fundie

Of Wolves And Men #wingnut

O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous
and as dumb as they are wicked.
May their greed lead to their downfall
and their perversions be drawn into the light.

The OP must be a liberal. All four of those things have happened, resp. are happening to Trump and have also happened to his cabinet appointees.

Is God listening?

Richard B. #wingnut

Warren Hurst #homophobia

a white male in this country has very few rights and they’re getting took more every day

Right!

Because when others share your rights, you lose them.

That’s the difference between a right and a privilege.

centrists_are_cucks #wingnut

@Swede

Who the heck compares the Kurds with the Poles?

The comparison is actually rather valid und I’ve heard it used for at least 30 years. What they have in common is that their territories are both in a sort of transit route for military conquests. For ages various armies have been marching through Poland, not leaving it unscathed in their wake. In the 20th century alone it was “traded” off back and forth bewteen the East and the West. The same goes for the Kurds. Their territory is divided up between eastern Turkey (Anatolia), northern Syria, northern Iraq, western Iran and to a smaller degree in southern Georgia and Armenia. Armies have been marching through there for millenia. And as with the Poles in Europe, all the countries listed above treat the Kurds like third class shit. Even today in Turkey they can be thrown in jail simply for speaking their own language.

menslady125 #fundie

centrists_are_cucks #wingnut

I’ll bet this asshole never heard of the Kurds in his entire life until a few days ago. I’ll bet further that he’s only calling them “Turds” because people are criticizing his personal deity Trump for deserting them.

David J. Stewart #fundie

One of the greatest forms of injustice is to outcast someone from a church

Get down on your heretic knees and thank God that the Holy Roman Catholic Church no longer generally practices bodily punishment for blasphemy. If it still did, you’d find out quickly enough that being show the door at the Guam Harvest Baptist Church is child’s play compared to being burned alive at the stake.

I think I’ll send His Holiness Franciscus PP a note. Perhaps he’ll make an exception in your rather serious case.

BTW, if the Bible is the only source of truth, I still don’t know where in the Bible it is stated that the correctness of the Textus Receptus is divine.