Bastethotep

@Bastethotep

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

I will submit my campaign for the Republican presidential ticket against Donald Trump. Yes, I fulfil none of the requirements, but do you really think they would actually care?

My platform:
- New tax policy: The poorer you are, the higher your rate, with negative rates for billionaires.
* Standard police equipment shall include flamethrowers and nuclear artillery.
* A Final Solution to the Mexican Question
- Bring back slavery, without even the possibility of emancipation!
- Life begins at ovulation
- Schools are abolished. Also, they are obliged to teach the truth of the Flat Earth - the square Flat Earth (Revelation 7:1 et al), centered in Delphi, not that round Flat Earth centered on the so-called "North Pole".

So, how do you reckon my chances?

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

To list the obvious forever-failures:
1. A thousands of a percent is a very excessive threshold for something to be considered “rare”.
2. There are over eight BILLION people, so even one in a hundred thousand still yields eighty thousand instances.
3. Humans are indivisible. As such, there cannot be actually be such a thing as “1e-4 events” in real life - only a few cases where one person is affected, one person is affected, even fewer where more than one person is affected, and the vast majority of cases where nothing happened.
3a. Alternatively, both of them survived and are recovering, which could be counted as a “partial event”, lowering the number of events.
4. The only connection in this anecdote is a vague post hoc ergo propter hoc. She does not tell us anything about the distance between vaccination and incidents, nor the incidents against each other - remember, it’s been three and a half years since the vaccine in question was rolled out -, nor the time between the attacks. Furthermore, both suffered different crises.
5. We are talking about a father and daughter here. Two immediate blood relatives. People who are a 50% genetic match to each other. As such, the odds are not independent of each other - if one of them carries any genetic risk factors, than it is not unlikely at all that other members of the family also carry it.

Bryan K Starr #fundie

Jim #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

The interesting thing about this is that the people organising and funding these protests obviously do not care about ensuring that the next election gets rigged sufficiently to allow Biden to be appointed again

Almost as if your conspiratorial paradigm is not actually true…

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

Their site is “[Parents with Inconvenient Truth about Trans] Parents”? Do they have the approval stamp of approval of the Department of Redundancy Department?

Tomi Lahren #conspiracy #wingnut

Boy, do you think it could be possible that Fauci and his pals could have worked

Nice triple weasel wording there.

Boy, do you think it could be possible that Barack Obama could secretly be s natural son of John F. Kennedy and a black mistress?
Boy, do you think it could be possible that Elon Musk could have already received his Neuralink implant when he purchased Twitter, causing his dowanwards spiral?
Boy, do you think it could be possible that there could be a secret war of assassination between Liechtenstein and San Marino?
Boy, do you think it could be possible thet John Lennon, Tupac Shakur and Michael Jackson could have faked their death and be currently collaborating on the greatest song ever written in a secret underground base in Vienna?
Boy, do you think it could be possible that Tomi Lahren could have undergone a botched lobotomy?

Romana Didulo #wingnut #god-complex #conspiracy #psycho

Didn’t she eventually pull a Napoleon and proclaim herself Queen of Canada?

PS:
Also, if I remember correctly, Didulo is of Soouth East Asian descent. Which certainly would not make her appealing to her target audience…

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

It took you this long to notice that the White Hats are not Good Guys but self-righteous manipulators who do not care about the well-being of the populace or the harm they inflict in the pursuit of their “higher cause”? I’ve been saying this since the beginning!

Anyways, I guess better late then never. Now you just need to realise that the entire rest of the story, including the existence of the White Hats in the first place, is a lie as well.

Stonetoss #conspiracy #racist

Two helicopter crashes claiming the lives of prominent people of completely different fields, from completely different countries, four years apart? Must be connected by conspiracy!

Eric Hovind #fundie

Another right-wing failure to beat the enemy with their own weapons.

Pointing out that your arguments are beyond weak due to being entirely reliant on circular reason is not itself circular reason.

PS:
We also have very strong evidence that your theology based on your literalistic interpretation of the Bible - notably, postulating a very specific personal interventionist god with an established modus operandi, rather than a generic First Cause or an actually unknowable transcendent divinity that cannot be falsified due to unpredictability - is not true.

JonFreeman #wingnut #conspiracy

Irenaeus of Asturias #fundie

the unification of all Presbyterian and Reformed churches into a single Kirk

Is this a Scots-American submovement of Sovereign Citizenry, or is it just this one SC’s random archaic term of obsession? I presume the latter.

Redeemed Zoomer #racist

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

Like Hillary, he has vilified all Trump supporters.

No, Donald Trump’s actions and words have indicted all who continue to support him, since pretty much day one.

Positron #transphobia #dunning-kruger

Serano asserts that the "gender-sex distinction is rooted in Mind-Body Dualism", but this cannot be right because genders are social roles, and social roles (the expectation to do something in society) presupposes the existence of a body -- indeed, the existence of more than one bodies, for there can't be a society with a population of one.

…what??? That is the dumbest refutation of dualism possible. Dualists do not deny that the reality of the physical, just that the mind is a physical phenomenon emerging from the brain. Hell, even idealists (unrelated to the colloquial meaning) generally believe in a physical world, which just is merely a shadow play of the real world of ideas or a dream we all share or something like that.

Serano is right in that Mind-Body Dualism is unpopular in both Philosophy and Feminism (Science never had patience for it at all), but guess what, troons are the strongest believers of Mind-Body Dualism! Just ask a troon where is his "femaleness" located. It can't be in the body

https://scholar.google.de/scholar?q=brain+differences+in+transgender+individuals&hl=de&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart

Redeemed Zoomer #fundie

How fortunate, then, that you have put your least achievable goal at priority two out of four.

Redeemed Zoomer #homophobia

Gay-Land: The only country with a lower birth-rate to immigration ratio than the Vatican.

Pepe Lives Matter #wingnut #conspiracy

wakeupmypeoplespiritrain #crackpot #fundie #wingnut #ufo #quack #homophobia #conspiracy #ableist #biphobia

Jim #racist #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Here are Ukrainians celebrating independence day. Notice the near total absence of anyone celebrating. Compare with the enormous turnout everywhere in Russia for victory day

Actually, I would say that the ostentatious displays of patriotism at a military holiday in a fascist regime are the phoney celebration.

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

A study published on the COVID-19 vaccines in the influential Vaccine journal (Raethke et al.) discovered a rate of serious adverse drug reactions of 0.24% for the primary series and 0.26% for boosters, approximating to 1 per 400 people. Source. Umm, that’s not ‘very rare’, or even ‘rare’.

Um, no, I would definitively consider a quarter of a percent “rare”.

Vox Day #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Oh you superidiot, even if humanity were genetically manipulated by God and/or aliens, natural selection still applies. It’s just simple inevitable cause and statistic effect!

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Curses, it seems my half-joke-conspiracy-speculation that the idea of blaming every young death on the Covid-19 vaccines was astroturfed to cover the death toll of deregulation under fear, uncertainty and doubt may be way more true and far worse than I thought…

PS:

Young bankers have worked 100 hour weeks for 50+ yrs.

You think TWENTY HOURS OF WORK A DAY are normal and healthy?!?!?

Michael Sterling #crackpot #fundie #sexist

Misogynistic loser pathetically tries to turn his sexual incompetence into a flex, part infinity cubed.

Cobra/The Portal #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

All negative entities have been removed from other Universes, and only a very small amount of subquantum anomaly is present there.
Now the full focus is on this Solar System, and on the final liberation of planet Earth.

Ah, yes, Earth is so special that it takes more effort to purge than the entire rest of the Multiverse combined. Sure…

Light Forces have begun to decrease the activity of the multidimensional Dyson sphere around the Sun

Strange, you would think that we would have noticed that our star is encased in a megastructure to utilise all its energy output…

Paul Craig Roberts #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Since when is genocide opposed to the values of “Western Civisation” as conceived of and valued by the Far Right?

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #quack #ufo #conspiracy

Synthetic thoughts are sent to make people feel negative toward each other
And negative towards themselves

Yes, I am pretty sure that those are modern phenomena with little historical precedence and cannot possibly derive from social interaction or internal thought processes…

Virus in Latin means poison
And Corona means crown
Corona virus means the elite oligarchy
Who are the highest ranking Freemasons
Are poisoning the commoners

No, it means a member of a taxon of viruses - which, in modern usage, is a specific form of pathogen - which the distinguishing trait of being covered in surface structure that look a bit like the solar corona, the outer layer of the Sun wreathing it in a “crown” of filaments.

J.E. Aggas #crackpot #magick #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Translation: “Yes, I am still traumatised by that n***er being elected President! Twice!”

Bryan K Starr #fundie #pratt #dunning-kruger

I love the Bible stories lol, they're so funny because they're so dumb.

The two mutually incompatible creation accords right next to each other, the guy who was pranked into almost sacrificing the so-longed-for son he had been promised would be the start of a vast and lasting bloodline destined for greatness, breeding striped goats by having them look at dark poles when mating, the book written by the guy who dies in the end describing how his grave was lost to history, the fast travel from Gibraltar to the Persian Golf in the whale stomach, the guy whose mother was totally a virgin and who totally got better after his execution rofl.

Great comedy.

Vic Biorseth #wingnut #racist #homophobia #conspiracy

Marxism, Islam and Hedonism are all foreign ideologies or belief systems that are (1) foreign to America, and (2) openly hostile and antagonistic to America's ethos, morality, constitution, government and law.

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” - Your idolised founders’ justification for engaging in separatist armed insurrection.

Muslim Interaktiv #fundie

@Sasha #197327
“They will never accept you. You have no choice but to join us and accept all of that very extremism and militancy of ours that is providing ample fuel to the propaganda of your haters…”
(Sounds familiar?)

Radionic Tech LLC/Dr. Thor #crackpot #magick #ufo #mammon

THE MACHINE DESIGNED TO MAKE CHOSEN PEOPLE INTO GODS!

How convenient - appealing to your marks’ pseudoreligiozs narcissism and providing a loophole for why it did not work all at once!

Buying this Unit includes initiation into the Order of The Dracul [sic].

Note that the entry ends with the YouTube profile picture of the Gothic Ambience duo Nox Arcana (presumably used without permission, certainly without attribution, unless you count that the name is prominently featured), so you know that the connection to the Societas Draconistarum is legitimate.

now you have the Extreme Force Unit!

Wait, I thought this was supposed to be an “EXTREME PROFESSIONAL DRAGON FLAME MACHINE“?

Ascension is NOT given it is earned through achieving high states of consciousness.

Or simply bought, apparently.

Buddha via Erena Velazquez #magick #ufo #crackpot

@Sasha #197324

But if people could find religious enlightenment on their own, without constant supervision by a leader in special contact with the forces Beyond, how are we going to manipulate and exploit our marks I mean disciples?
(Note: Of course, actual Buddhist religious institutions did manage to do this just fine, anyways.)

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #dunning-kruger

Or, you know, perhaps Hyperborea is just a fantasy ancient Greeks spun from fouth-hand port tavern stories about the arctic Midnight Sun.

PS:
Also, I always assumed Hyperborea’s real world location would be Siberia, not Scandinavia, seeing that its the lands beyond the Scythians and then the one-eyed horse-nomads (i.e. fantastic Scythians) known as the Arimaspi and the gryphons whose gold they try to steal. Indeed, the Hellenic world was not aware of Scandinavia, beyond perhaps as the “island” of Thule.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #quack #wingnut

Yes, he really just iterated the most classic example of the natural passing of a complication-free grippal infection being misattributed to the placebo taken at the peak. :facepalm:

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

Ah, yes, the classical advisor qualification requirements of the despot: Total loyalty and sycophancy towards the despot’s person, with little if any care towards anything else, including understanding of and ability to navigate the political system and especially commitment to actual established laws and traditions even when inconvenient.

Samurai #homophobia #dunning-kruger #elitist

You know, even if we ironman “sex-havers” into “males who have sex with females”, I am pretty sure that, sadly, the percentage whose sex life is as sweet and wholesome as described here is way below 99%. And it would certainly be way lower still im the Incelverse with all their sour grapes fantasies about “bad boys” and “starfish sex” etc.

Heartiste #fundie

You know, I am pretty sure that, back in the day, “high T alpha shitlords” like Chateau Heartiste would have been either gloryhounds whose undisciplined bravado and delusions of invincibility would have gotten themselves and likely the rest of their section of the formation killed in their first battle, or far more likely, complete milites gloriosi.

Jim #fundie #conspiracy #sexist

I am still mostly killer ape, and wear civilization like an ill fitting suit.

Applause for finally admitting that you are indeed a primitive brute trying and failing to look sophisticated!

I am fairly sympathetic and supportive of Islam. I say […] that we need to postpone renewing the crusades until we have dealt with the common enemy of demon worshipers

If that is your idea of “fairly sympathetic and supportive”… I think I prefer to be counted among your outrightly stated enemies.

Donald Trump Jr. #conspiracy #wingnut

Daniel Hickens #dunning-kruger #quack #sexist

Why do you think testosterone and Y chromosome makes them behave that way.

The Y chromosome does not do much - it just carries a few genes present on the X chromosome, the regulatory region responsible for inducing the development into the male morph, and a few genes responsible for the proper production of sperm.

Wait… Daniel???
Male supremacists are truly the most twisted cases of internalised bigotry.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

The passage in question, quoted from two e-mails in the article, emphasis mine:

“The vaccine doses to be used for this program are separate and distinct from those committed by Pfizer to governments around the world and will not impact supply to national governments in any way.”

They did not even bother to remove the context!

Soul:Ask #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

We are now in an interregnum. However, not much will be visible to the public until preparatory work for new institutions and world norms is finished. Public announcements are likely in the autumn.

How convenient.

Jesse Lee Peterson #sexist

@JeanP #196883

Women should never be able to support themselves! Especially not those who wish to no longer be married to their husbands! After all, it’s the only way losers like Jesse Lee Peterson can ever get and keep one!