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State of the Nation Editor #racist #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Mark McAfee #conspiracy

For the last 40 years the FDA has hated raw milk. There is Bizarre crazy suppression of raw milk anywhere any way they can do it

Weird, how the people in charge of making sure the food and drugs that go into public consumption are safe for said public consumption, would for some fucking reason have an issue with selling unsafe, unfiltered product. Seriously, pasteurization exists for a fucking reason, Mark, and the fact that your stuff got pinged for Bird Flu only drives that home.

Gaybullyingitisreal #homophobia #conspiracy

"The gays bully us by making annoying noises everytime we kick them! Why do they insist on assailing our pure hetero eardrums with their squeals and moans of pain when we kick them? Why won't they stop bullying me with their suffering!?!”

Rina Bogart #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #mammon

…If the Egyptians had the secret to sonic weaponry and technology - all of which was no doubt made of fucking limestone - why did they not conquer the Greeks and the Romans? Surely they would have been entitled to conquering the entire world, no? After all, the pharaoh was the literal offspring of the literal sun-god. You can't call yourself the child of the sun-god and then act all humble when you have sonic blasters hiding in your limestone energy reactors, right?

Stormy-Chameleon #fundie #wingnut

@CocoSmiles #212945

Oh my fucking god, that's my comment! I did it, everyone, I fucking broke someone on the internet!

And I was avoiding being my usual snarky self, too.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

“My child kept things from me and won't return my calls! Couldn't have been anything I did, I love them so much, provided they fit in this tiny little box I built for them and never ever ever ever deviate from the lifepath I planned out for them in any way whatsoever! Musta been Satan.”

Dennis Prager simps #crackpot #wingnut

Dennis Prager believes that entire groups of the human race should be murdered by a government controlled by like-minded individuals. He has produced cartoons justifying slavery. He believes openly that science must be cast aside and replaced with superstition. Go up to one of the people he wants executed by the state for existing-while-icky and tell them that he's not an extremist.

Mikey Gilby #dunning-kruger

For context, if it weren't already painfully obvious, this is in response to the fuckwomble US representative who said that same-sex marriage should be made ‘illegal’ again, and that saying such was neither controversial nor extreme.

When these four years are done, those leopards are going to need a lot of Jenny Craig to work off all that face-gorging weight they'll have accrued.

(Haha, of course I'm only kidding. In four years we'll be lucky if any life-form more advanced than a planarian worm still exists, let alone leopards.)

David Guyll #pratt #homophobia

I don't know quite what games David has been playing, but I bet when he plays FATAL and rolls for anal circumference, it's always exactly the right size to accommodate his fucking head.

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #fundie

@Malingspann #212651

Yes.

None of my usual jackassery, no jokes, no qualifiers. Bluntly, yes. Yes he does.

Steven Scherer/James Rink #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Wow, this is just insane.

I mean, I was the real Commander Shepard, and I don't remember any of this happening while I was off saving the galaxy from the combined forces of Darth Vader, Lord Voldemort, and the Blue Meanies. I do believe John 117 here might be full of it.

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #fundie

Your version? “Everything was great until people started doing their own thinking, and now everybody is bad and rotten and evil and deserves to not only die horribly, but be tortured forever and ever unless they kiss the ass of the insecure narcissist who created the whole problem in the first place!”

Versus:

“Species adapt to their surroundings over the span of generations, thereby becoming more likely to survive said surroundings.”

John C. Wright #racist

“And then,” John continued, ignoring the flecks of spittle collecting at the edges of his lips, “I told mah young’ins about how after all the races held hands and sang Kumbaya, we all rode off into the sky on the backs of Pegasi, only it wasn't gay in the least because those people hadn't been invented yet! Lynchings? Martin Luthor who? Rosewood Massacre? Tulsa City Riots? Never heard of any of them! And I don't intend to learn about them, because they make the imaginary America I live in all blurry and bad and make me cry.”

Jesse Lee Peterson #crackpot #dunning-kruger

People don't understand what it is to live a life without thinking.

Jesse, you do know that other people can see your tweets, right? They're a pretty good window into what a life devoid of any kind of intelligent thought can look like.

Mountain_Man_88 #crackpot

@Percy_Jelley #212460

Damn you, I just got this earworm out of my head.

Gah, and now all I can hear is the SNES version. Fuuuuuuuuuck.

Eric Hovind #fundie

Well, Eric, it's almost like there's this species of higher primate capable of environmental observation and abstract conceptualization, who noticed that certain events seem to occur in conjunction with certain stellar or astronomical phenomena. The sun doesn't tell time, this species of smart chimp figured out how to tell time using the sun. The moon doesn't measure months, because months aren't real. The smart chimps figured out how to measure the distance of time between lunar cycles, and decided that was what a ‘month’ was.

I recommend finding one of these smart chimps - they call themselves, “humans,” by the way - and learning from them. A meaningless endeavor, I know, but it keeps you busy and away from anything that might facilitate you interacting with the world. We got enough problems without being reminded that Kent opted not to shoplift that box of condoms all those years ago, to make it so much worse.

John C. Wright #wingnut

“Man, look at what President Trump did, and he isn't even President yet! …What's that? Joe Biden is currently President? Nonononono, I can't give Snoozy Jim Brandon credit for anything, my head would explode!”

Also, just about the only things Trump and a T-Rex have in common are table manners, the ability to swallow an entire adult goat without chewing, and that neither are very good to lawyers.

Gina Carano #conspiracy #wingnut

Right, Gina; you tolerated shit you made up to make yourselves into real fuckin’ heroes instead of a collection of Don Quixotes building the windmills you tilt at. But everyone else is the snowflake because they rightfully object to your boy being exactly as terrible as he has admitted he'll be, and he's surrounded himself with people just as bad or worse, but with actual brains behind their awfulness.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

Simp Neelix #wingnut

Ah, okay, so when I got baseball bats swung at my head, or when rumours about my family so vile I've not repeated them to a soul in well over thirty years were spread, or lies about my planning a school shooting (I was a senior when Columbine happened) were circulated, it was all okay because it was done for the good to society. Ah, okay then. Well that changes everything. Social anxiety cured, trauma disappears, now I can see how I had to suffer so everyone else could feel better.

*Ahem*

Go to your local zoo. Slip the biggest bull elephant you can find a healthy dose of Cialis. Wait until it is fully erect. Then proceed to fuck yourself on that cock.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

TIKhistory #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #wingnut

And that's why Hitler and Stalin remained friends to the end and never once had any kind of disagreement or tiff.

And Hitler would never have sent Karl Marx to the camps, no siree. Why, he would surely have overlooked Marx’ Judaic heritage, no? Nor would he have ever banned Marx’ writings and burned them in great big ostentatious bonfires, nope. Not. At. All.

Judge Anna Von Reitz #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

One would get better legal adjudication from Judge Reinhold, and his only legal qualifications are that his parents actually named him ‘Judge’.

Joel Webbon #conspiracy #crackpot #pratt #racist #wingnut

“Um , ackshewallee, Hitler was good, and Nazism is good, and stomping your big stinky boots down on people who differ from you in some meaningless, miniscule and immutable way is good, and being an utter dickwaffle is good, and–”

If I were the praying sort, I would pray that it rains baseball bats precisely over this fucking guy. every minute of the day, even while indoors, and that every umbrella he opens bears the words, "get completely fucked” on the interior before blowing away in the wind and leaving him to his corkwoody fate.

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

Jillian Becker #crackpot #forced-birth #transphobia #wingnut

Uh-huh, and everyone will get a puppy, and ice cream, and Batman will totally adopt you and be your Dad and he'll always be proud of you, no matter what inane brainrot you let dribble past your lips, and you'll be able to stay up as long as you want, and you'll get a race car bed that turns into a rocket ship and everything else Santa never brought you, because he knew what a tepid little shitheel you truly were deep down inside.

Holy god, how do they type this shit while sucking him off?

Eric Hovind #fundie

I've said it before, and I just know I'll say it again, but claiming that micro evolution is real but macro-evolution is impossible, is literally the same thing as saying that grains of sand are real, but beaches are a fool's pipe dream.

Gary Mangrove #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Andrew Anglin #crackpot #homophobia #racist #wingnut

Lisa Renee #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

…*stares in utter confusion*

Is this what it's like to be high?

Dr. Schavi M. Ali #magick #ufo #conspiracy

One - it is the scientists who determine the criteria for what constitutes a planet, and Pluto does not measure up.

Two - I doubt Pluto has any kind of tangible affect on Earth in any way. It's 5 billion kilometers from Earth, Pluto could dissolve into methane and pink glitter and nobody on Earth would even feel the loss until somebody with a good telescope noticed we were down one dwarf planet. We certainly wouldn't experience any shifts in our gravitational field.

Three - I'm not gonna go looking for that one Sailor Moon Abridged quote I trot out whenever some lunatic asserts that astrology is a real thing. I'm just gonna say, the universe doesn't actually care how a random hairless ape on a tiny ball of limestone and seawater sees a distant and probably dead ball of fissionable gas off in the void of space.

Ann Barnhardt and Art Decco #fundie #racist

And then Ann kicks the bucket and goes to Heaven, she’ll be all like, “Awesome, I'm gonna totally hang with the J-man and drop a deuce over the edge all over those sinners down in Hell!,” but then Jesus will be like, “No way, bitch! I told y’all to keep that prayer shit in your closet and not to parade it around like the heathens do, and you were all, ‘nah, brah, Imma be a total butthole about my faith and act like I'm all that ’cause I'm in the right book club and shit,’ and that's totally not cool, so, like, you go to Hell. Sorry, chica, my house, my rules,” and she'll be all like, “What? *pikachu face* Noooooo! I was a butthole for nothing!”

Then as she falls into the inferno like she just bit the One Ring off Mister Frodo's hand, Jesus will go off to surf. There's some choice curls up in those clouds, for real.

Vox Day #dunning-kruger #pratt #conspiracy #quack

RFK 2: Electric Boogaloo isn't a scientist. He's not a doctor. His opinions vis a vis vaccines are formed from nothing more than social media “do-your-own-researchsims” and long-debunked conspiracy theories. Thanks, Teddy, but I think I'll stick with established science until something actually better comes along.

Tim Pool #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #wingnut

Here we find Tim Pool, hoping that people will forget that he is literally a paid Russian asset, or as he's known in Moscow, маленькая сучка Путина.

BestRegards #transphobia

And I can't imagine a well-adjusted parent disowning their child over their gender identity. Then again, I'm not a malignant narcissist.

Rev. Joel Webbon #sexist #elitist #fundie

People who live in the country, unmarried, land owning, or not, do have a stake in the country, you elitist asshole.

Jesse Watters #racist #wingnut

“No no,” Jesse continued, as he surgically removed whatever trace of humanity had been left lingering deep within him with a rusty chainsaw, “you snowflakes just don't get it: we have to be cruel. I mean, otherwise, however will we soulless husks in the GOP get our jollies if we don't corral the filthy Untermenschen onto boxcars while laughing like the jackals we are? We know damned well that our country and economy depend upon migrants; we know damned well that those people need to be here, lest they die in their own countries. We simply don't care. Bring ruin and hellfire, we'll dance in the ashes!”

Nick Fuentes and unnamed Internet trolls #sexist #forced-birth

@Starlight #211328

What masks? They never wore masks, they were plain as day in their general horridness.

Rev. Andrew Isker #fundie #sexist #racist

Trump's family didn't fight in either the American Civil or Revolutionary Wars. In fact, his grampa fled Germany like a kicked bitch, rather than risk being conscripted into the army, and when he tried to sneak back in, Germany wasn't having any of his shit and stripped him of his citizenship on the spot.

Meanwhile, these chuds still claim that Barack Obama wasn't eligible, despite having family that did fight in the American Revolution.

A Fellow Patriot #fundie #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Mr. Pool #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

They really tried stealing our election that part is real. Trump knew this and allowed it to expose them and arrest those involved and will be implementing a blockchain fraud proof election system, which was already patented back in August 2020.

Imagine if the police had a tip that someone planned to murder their spouse and, instead of stopping the crime, they let him do it because arresting a murderer sounds more glamourous than preventing a murder does.

Does that sound insane to anyone else, or am I alone on this?

Tucker Carlson #wingnut #sexist #psycho

D-did he get confused and think he was making content for his OnlyKlans account?

Joe Rogan #crackpot #wingnut

It's funny how ‘punk’ is good when it pushes for the things you like, but if the GOP grifts another election, it'll be the liberals who are then the punks, and that'll be bad, right Joe?

Didn't this asshole used to make a living convincing people to eat tripe and jam their heads into aquariums full or spiders?

Sniperwoof #transphobia #dunning-kruger #pratt

Women don't buy games? My mother was the primary purchaser of vidya when we were kids, and the primary consumer as well. She loved the Mario games, DKC, Dr. Mario, anything where you ran around collecting coins or bananas or the such. I got her to play TMNT 2: The Arcade Game precisely once on our NES (she only played a bit because she had trouble telling which turtle was hers) and we got her to play Super Mario RPG and Paper Mario, both of which were very much outside her wheelhouse.

What was my point? I dunno, guess I just wanted to feel nostalgic for the days me and my brothers would sit and watch my mom get through StarTropics for a bit.

Also, your primary assertion is pure, 100% argumentum ad rectum.

Hyades , notsofreshfeeling & Unicorn #transphobia

Your argument is, “this hateful rapist agrees with me, ergo I must be right.”

Roll that thought around your head again. Take all the time you need. It'll come to you, I'm optimistic.

Book Thief #transphobia #psycho

I shot an arrow in the air,
Hope it hits BT's derriere.

Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò #fundie #wingnut #forced-birth #conspiracy

“Anyone who does something I personally - um, I mean God personally disagrees with - is clearly being controlled by the Devil! It simply isn't possible for people to have beliefs and opinions and political views that don't line up with mine - whoops! I mean, God's - without them being willing servants of the Dark Lord! I can't relate to humans without reducing them to mere pawns in a cosmic war between a sadistic psychopath, and the guy said psychopath claims is the “real bad guy!””

Elijah Schaffer #wingnut #racist

Hitler got his ass spanked like Russia was his Mommy. And then, to add insult to it all, the country he turned into an open-air rubble museum was split in two, with one half going full Commie for four fucking decades.

How does that equate to ‘beating communism?’

W.HGrampa/TRUTHPUPS/BP #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

I wonder what excuse these Chicken Littles will come up with when the weekend comes and their Brave New World doesn't.