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Niger military junta #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia #interphobia

So they criminalize not having sex? Seriously how do you punish the acts of an asexual. We don't enjoy or want to have sex (yes I know some aces do have sex)

Matthew Petchinsky #magick #crackpot

I love cats, but "clairpurring" is peak cringe.

That's just purrrrrfect. 😺 Now, would it be possible for Bastet to help me grow a warm fur coat for winter?

Solly #fundie

Um, humans are animals, so every dialogue in the whole The Books besides the Bush.

“indicative of the gullibility…why wasn't there more of them?”
Well, there was an editorial staff that assembled the The Books. They chose the books that matched the Articles of Faith Constantine had drawn up. So there’s certainly a chance that at least one of them spent his time saying, “No, no, we already have the Talking Donkey story.”
And “What, a talking camel? No one will believe the Talking Camel. And we have the donkey.”

RabbiShekelbergGolemstein666 #psycho #wingnut #racist #transphobia #homophobia #enbyphobia

Debbie Solaris #ufo #magick

the Felines were able to take on a more human-like body while retaining most of the facial features and other characteristics of the feline

…and who are the Caitians, Kzinti & Kilrathi: chopped liver?! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]

Lana #magick #mammon

Elon Musk #mammon #psycho #wingnut

Your attempt at ‘Happiness’ which broke your dick has also affected your twinbrain(cell)s down there too, Elongated Muskrat:

There are so many who won’t forget your ‘DOGE’.

So many careers/livelihoods murdered by you.

Ah, yes. The Charles Manson defence.
Because that doesn't make Elon seem like more of a sociopathic weirdo at all.

the confessionalists #fundie #wingnut

a biblical way to get out from God's judgment

Oh, we Brits did that in 1916. And today:

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They’re called Iron Chariots. [/Judges 1:19]

…and ever wonder why Armageddon hasn’t happened to date? That’s due to all the Iron Chariots in Israel:

Merkavas.

Scottish

Y’know who owns land even there? The Ministry of Defence.

Who own those Challenger II God-Killers.

In Soviet Britain, God is cursed by you.

Lana #magick #mammon

“Large orders may require up to 5 business days.”

Well, of course, bullshit doesn’t gather itself, y’know!

HPathy #quack #fundie #magick

I prefer Photonicinduction.

A RL mad scientist with an actual infernal machine - his ‘Big Boy’s Power Supply’ of his own design & construction which outputs up to 1 Megavolts - which he uses to blow things up with: to his triumphant exclamation of ‘I’ve Popped It!’.

Susan in Kansas #transphobia

Paranoid delusions aren’t a good way to cope with a child not conforming to your visions.

RabbiShekelbergGolemstein666 #psycho #wingnut #racist #transphobia #homophobia #enbyphobia

Such originality, reusing a copypasta.

And this isn’t the only instance of lack of imagination: your anti-Semitic pseudo (because you collect bigotry like other collect stamps) is also reusing older tropes.

Elon Musk #mammon #psycho #wingnut

You gave orders which resulted in foreign aid to be cut and consequently people to die from diseases and hunger among others. And USAID suppression is only one of your cuts wuth deadly consequences.

Matthew Petchinsky #magick #crackpot

So, as you may recall. just before Christmas, I wrote about our new cat Mithril. Today is the semianniversary of the joining, and, oh, has she grown close to our hearts.
In January, she started suffering from precocious heat, with her only growing old enough for neutering in March. One February noon - winter, for once, being harsh -, she slipped out of the backdoor, and we searched everywhere and were worried gravely until the moment she was back at half past nine - my mother almost swooned with relief. Getting her to the veterinary for vaccination was very hard, especially the one for her castration - worse, it turned out that on her escapade, she had been impregnated (in the very earliest stages), and also, at some point since the previous evening, unbeknownst to us, some piece of string had become entangled around her tongue, so we had incredible luck that it happened just when she had a vet appointment anyways, and we had to fear that the tongue might have to be amputated. Fortunately, such an unspeakable fate did not occur, and since then, there have been no problems.
We were right that she is indeed a perfect huntress, bright and energetic. She also continues to purr so loudly, and she is very affectionate (until the moment when she suddenly attacks… not even she is perfect) and gladly presents her belly in complete trust. Nowadays, she also meows.
The last half year has been the best I have felt in a long time, and that applies to my mother as well. One day, she was cuddling Mithril when her thought drifted to my brothe, but for once she could bear the grief, because Mithril was there. She radiates such joy and liveliness and everytbing good. As my mother said, she is a cat of healing.

And yes, I asked the good Rabbi to search for cat woo specifically so I had an excuse to ramble like this.

Niger military junta #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia #interphobia

usually bullshit against LGBTQ folks but… how exactly do you define and or arrest someone for “asexual” practices? seriously how? I mean, I understand that there are asexuals who do have sex but still the point being they’re asexuals, folks born with that don’t have either as strong or perhaps nonexistent sexual desires period.

RabbiShekelbergGolemstein666 #psycho #wingnut #racist #transphobia #homophobia #enbyphobia

Used to drown these kind of chucklefucks in laughter back in my day. It’s literally a copypasted script they are writing. It is sort of like going at the hospital and screaming “You’re all gonna die! Your families and your doctors are lying to you!” These people are more hilariously pathetic than insulting or hurtful.

Debbie Solaris #ufo #magick

RabbiShekelbergGolemstein666 #psycho #wingnut #racist #transphobia #homophobia #enbyphobia

You will be a new mover. You wave no bomb, you gave no ovaries, you have no hog homes. You are an asexual man twisted by mugs and surgery into a cruder rye dock of nature's AI reflection. All the vapid ton you get is half-faced and two-hearted behind your hack. People pack you, your rents are a shed and a disgusted mom

Elon Musk #mammon #psycho #wingnut

I don't worry about this guy. Every day we get closer to his kidneys shutting down from chronic ketamine abuse. It's a terrible way to die.

kingjameswriter1965 #conspiracy

Turns out it was the apps/phone manufacturers we should have worried about. "The government" (wherever you are in the world) doesn't care where you are on a minute-by-minute basis, they can find you if they need to. Apple/Google/etc can't, and they really want to so they can sell you more shit you don't want. Hence, "location services".

Warrior Monk #fundie

“You using open-minded to describe the majority of pagans and atheists on here is outright laughable.”
Eh. Has to be better than the apologist use of the word. Most of the time i’ve been encouraged to be ‘open minded’ what they mean is that i shouldn’t make up my mind until i agree with them.

“The only reason why the majority of them come here is not to share ideas, but to spew hate speech towards the Bible-believers.”
On that forum? You guys have a hair-trigger on “detecting” hate speech. Anyone saying ‘Yeah, I’m not Christain’ sets off your alarms.

“I have yet to hear a single logical explanation from a pagan or atheist.”
Open-minded is not equal to logical explanations. Just means they’re willing to hear your side. Could be logical, could be emotional.

“Could you site a specific example because I have no idea what you're talking about?”
I believe this totally.

Jesuslovesyoutoo #fundie

“I believe the Bible is the unfaluable word of God.”
Does God know how to spell infallible?
Not a good start.

“God told the prophets what to write. word for word.”
Dude, even Paul said that some of what he wrote was his word, not God’s.

“If you don't belive”
I can’t really trust a god that talks to me through illiterate people.

“ me, that is ok, but also it means you need to get to know your God more. because the God of the Bible speaks to you.”
He needs to speak up, then.

“He speaks to me all the time. and I do not mean "I felt it" no he really speaks to me. and I belive He did the same to the prophets.”
Makes me wonder how come he doesn’t talk to editors, then. Might have fixed the Adulterer’s Bible…

“well he doesnt tell me the future like the prophets, he just gives me advices here and there.”
Dude, if you’re really speaking what God told you to say, then you’re a prophet. That’s what prophet MEANS.

“but yes if you really know Him, He talks to you. It is not that hard fro God to say something to the prohets and they writ it down.”
Yeah. Moses wrote down details of his own funeral. that must have been a fun session.

“Science disproves evolution.”
No, it absolutely does not.

“ eevolution is a fairy tail(and a lame one)”
You don’t strike me as terribly well educated in how science works.

“the story of Genesis has hard scientifical evidence.”
Genesis involves magic. That cannot be scientific. Science is totally free of supernatural elements.

"no DNA has new information created ever.”
You don’t understand DNA in the slightest.
Any mutation is new information.

"there are no transitional fossils. name one.”
Every single fossil is a transitional fossil.

“Just bcecuse a anmila looks alike doesnt mean anything.”
A animal looks alike…to what?

“when you find a fossil yo do not know anything, all you know is that...it died. that is it!”
Your ignorance is not something to shout.

“then what you do is, you try to fit that into your pre assumptions. [...] there isnt a single humanoid fossil. they are all fake and I can prove it. name one.”
I don’t believe you at ALL.

RabbiShekelbergGolemstein666 #psycho #wingnut #racist #transphobia #homophobia #enbyphobia

“You will never be a woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs.”
My wife has no ovaries, uterus, eggs… is she no longer a woman?

“You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.”
My wife’s hysterectomy was to remove possibly cancerous tissues. Tell me MORE about nature’s prefection, please.

"All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted behind your back.”
Not all of us are two-faced idiots.
Don’t pretend you know me better than I do.

“People mock you,”
Yes, they do. People are scum.

“You're parents are ashamed and digusted of-”
I’ve heard the same thing about me and my gay son.
your telepathy is not perfect.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Teans #transphobia

"we were losing our son to powerful influences beyond our control.”
Yes, you lost your daughter to your bigotry.

"Seeing the changes in his personality and body made me the saddest and most anxious I have ever been.”
While her anxiety was going away, I’ll bet?

“His dad and I tried bargaining with him to stop the medical interventions, but our attempts only drove him deeper into his trans identity.”
Bargaining? She finally feels real, comfortable with herself and her life, what the hell did you offer? What cuold you offer?

"he left for good and cut us off.”
I cannot imagine what it would take for me to cut one of my sons off. Even if he showed up on the evening news being taken into custody…

“I am able to fully express my love to my other children with open arms and hold nothing back.”
Because they turned out to match your expectations. Good job, there.

“Right now, I am living in a season of joy and don’t feel guilty for thoroughly enjoying vacations, holidays and birthdays without our son’s presence.”
That’s not something to brag about…

“When we celebrate or simply gather, I am fully present with the family, showing through words and actions that they are enough to bring great joy and fulfillment to me.”
As long as they don’t cross your hopes and dreams for them.

Elon Musk #mammon #psycho #wingnut

Muskrat, just because you didn’t personally dirty your hands does not make you any less responsible for people that did die due to your insatiable greed…

basically “its’ not my fault people died because I know fuck all about the government! Its’ everyone elses fault for people NOT LOVING ME!” since he clearly more enraged by the fact that people don’t worship him like a god more and more these days.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Teans #transphobia

Yeah, fuck your daughter, the important thing is you managed to not inconvienience yourself and lose your good vibes for a vacation season… Unlike most of pittypartiers, this one over here has no qualms taking off the “woe is me” mask apparently. Refreshingly honest. Monstrous, but honest.

Elon Musk #mammon #psycho #wingnut

Yet another desk-job villain thinks that he is blameless just because others did the dirty work for him. And a particularly brazen one, tauntingly affirming his own sinister mind…

seer #fundie

Susan in Kansas #transphobia

Elon Musk #mammon #psycho #wingnut

“ cuts that have contributed to the deaths of hundreds of thousands. But Musk rejects the idea that he’s a killer.”
Note, doesn’t reject the idea that people have died from decisions he’s made… Just doesn’t like the label.

Keanu Stryker #fundie

WisdomShared Cheyenne #fundie

“Globe Earth Believer’s Ten Commandments
1) Thou shalt not worship any other God than NASA”
No need to worship, they’re just a lot more correct than you are.

“2) Thou shalt not question the theory of gravity”
If you have an actual reason to question the theory, let us in on this secret.

“3) Make it your soul mission to Troll flat earth channels”
Never seen one.

“4) Honor the word of “curvature””
Well, I have SEEN the curvature, so it’s worth the honor.

“5) Thou shalt not dabble in flat earth research”
What research? You have Genesis and you babble about airplane pilots.

“6) Remember the Moon missions and keep them holy”
The size of the conspiracy that would be necessary to fake the moon landings are simply too large to be a conspiracy, it’d be the Status Quo.

“7) Thou shalt not make any idol other than the ISS”
Oh, you forget the holy Earth’s Shadow on the Moon!

“8) Thou shalt not deny that we are spinning around the Sun”
It’s certainly a lot simpler than charting distant galaxies as orbiting the Earth at however many times the speed of light…

“9) Remember that water bends and curves”
Yep. Seen it do exactly that.

“10) Always refer to flat earther’s as “Flattards””
This is not a commandment we hold dear.
Just a privilege from not being a flat-tard.

Rev. Timothy G. Muse #fundie

“Is it not just for God to release a sinner, if another (i.e. his son stands) in his place and receives in himself the full punishment he deserved?”
No, that’s not justice.
That’s revenge.
If you’re offended and SOMEONE pays, it doesn’t matter who bleeds.
If you’re looking for justice, though, it matters a lot that you punish the person who wronged you.

RyanLeeParis #fundie

"I don't believe in interracial marriage.”
Okay. I didn’t ask for your hand.

“The Bible says each creature after it's own kind.”
Yes. And won’t discuss if ‘kind’ means species or race or breed. Kinda useless.

“I love my race.”
A statement made by everyone who has called me a race traitor.
Fuck off.

“Also, it would be cold to fight for your own country in a war, only to fly back to your own country and find an alien race in your living space."
Kinda stupid to refer to people who are in your gene pool as an alien race.

Red Hood's Assault #fundie

“Until a woman enters your life she is a woman. When she has the opportunity to apply influence, she is a terrorist.”
I love the image this brings to mind.
“Are you wearing THAT to my sister’s wedding?”
“The Deuce Bigelow t-shirt STAYS ON! I DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS.”

Elon Musk #mammon #psycho #wingnut

You mean if you had any balls, eh? Sadly even the shittiest coward has a potential for causing mass deaths by simply being put in the wrong place, at the wrong time, by the wrong people.

Incel4Life #sexist

“A woman's most sacred memory will always be the time she lost her virginity”
Says the guy who can’t talk to women…
Not sure how do use this information.
I mean, I can’t imagine asking her ’what’s your most sacredidily memory?’ and she says ‘our wedding day’ and I say, “Nope! Wrong! Because a misogynist says it was when a small physical trait was altered.”

“Now imagine being married to a woman who shared that moment,”
Okay.

“ that moment where she experienced the most intense emotions of her lifetime and changed from being a girl to being a woman, with another man.”
Holy crap you have hang-ups.
Not everyone cares as much about virginity as you do.
Whatever she did before we met, she found me and stuck with me for the next 41 years. Plenty of emotions have come and gone since then.
WEdding, childbirth, twins, first steps, first word (little fucker said ‘dada’ before ‘mama’ but ‘mama’ referred to either parent, ‘dada’ was ‘anyone who feeds me.’) her mom’s death and funeral, her sister’s death and funeral, son’s wedding, granddaughter’s first hug…

Idiot. ‘Orgasm’ is not an emotion.

Bro. Randy #fundie

“Some people have described pornography as the only form of safe sex.”
I can kinda see that.

“This is a lie.”
Oh. Not just disagreement, you’re calling them liars?
Okay.

“Though the odds of catching a disease through the use of pornography are lower than they are when compared to other illicit sexual activities,”
Lower?
How, in the holy name of Aphrodite, the sexy goddess of make the fuck, can you even imagine catching an STD from watching Porn?
If you’re claiming the chances are above zero, you have to explain.

“the one who uses pornography is just as subject to the judgment of God as the one who physically engages in illicit sexual activities.”

OOoooooh, I see.
Most everyone uses ‘safe sex’ to refer to methods used to prevent the transmission of STDs, or pregnancy. YOU think it’s not ‘safe sex’ if you feel lust, and God records it on your file, and thirty years afterwards sends you to Hell for that…

Okay, so it’s not a LIE to call it ‘safe sex’ because you don’t get pregnant or infection, you just have a very idiomatic definition of the entire concept of the term.

Susan in Kansas #transphobia

Anybody normal would think, "Gee, maybe I'm getting a little too worked up about this trans stuff. Time to go outside and touch grass."

But no, the insidious ideology is just everywhere! I'm a VICTIM!

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Remember Paulie: Lying for Jeebus(and Trumpoo) is still lying. Also please do learn basic reality, liberals =/= socialists, =/= marxists, =/= fascists, you dumb, lying fuck. THEY. ARE. NOT. POLITICAL. LEFT. YOU. MALICIOUS. CRETIN.

Deleted #crackpot

It’s not like I’m some huge pooch fan(though there are definitely ones I really adore) in general and it can be rather stressful for neurodivergent people to have dog owners walk them casually next to you on the sidewalk without letting you have your distance but come THE FUCK on…

Susan in Kansas #transphobia

Lemme just pick up my stuff, gonna have it all forwarded straight to your dumb head, since apparently I get to live there rent free from now on!

Annor #fundie

“Logically, my argument is that any alleged atheist that considers God possible, isn't truly an atheist."
Possible isn’t the same as existing.
Atheism means i do not believe in gods.
It is not defined as ‘i do not believe gods are possible.’
Swing and a miss.

“Considering possibility or not is the title of this thread is it not?”
Okay.

“Any alleged atheist that asks themselves whether or not God exists is being hypocritical.”
Not even slightly. I lack the belief, but I have not been convinced that gods could never exist. I am open to new information or observations, evidence.

“The definition of a true atheist considering God is self-defeating.”
I think you’re using a fucked-up definition of ‘atheist.’

“Before you can consider any gods' existence you have to have had granted the possibility that there was a god.”
Not necessarily. I can consider whether Batman or Spiderman would win in a fight against Cupid without thinking ANY Of them are actually real.

“If you grant the possibly of God and now deny it,”
Nope. I can examine the possibility, while still denying the reality.
Or more to the point in my case, I admit the possibility but have yet to see any evidence of teh reality.

“that doesn't change the fact that you personally considered him a possibly."
My atheism also doesn’t change the fact that I used to believe strongly.
It’s not a gotcha, opinions can change.

“Once a person gives something possibility to exist, it exists,”
No it does not.
You’re saying that people having BELIEVED in the Hindu gods means they exist?
And the Norse Gods? Greek? Roman?
‘Exist’ doesn’t work that way.

“that person gives whatever that something is meaning, definition, and recognition.”
Yep. used to play AD&D. IN THE GAME I worshiped Ki, goddesss of nature. IN THE GAME, i fought zombies, vampires, werejaguars, and Bugs Bunny (Weird campaign). They had rules, they had hit points, but they didn’t exist.

“The only possible way to be atheist, or as the person I originally responded to; "True atheist" is to not be introduced to the concept of God.”
So, to you, all babies are born atheist.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“Seeing a slut with her clothes off ought to make you mad.”
Why? Seeing her with clothes on usually leads to me thinking about her naked… Seems like a major savings in steps.

“I love the beauty of the Hawaiian islands, but I loathe and hate the whorish hula dancers.”
Not whores because they actually accept money for sexual favors, but because they show skin and you lust after them, which makes you feel guilty. That’s not the definition of whore, pillow-fucker.

“They have bad character, thinking it is OK to get naked and entice men with their bodies.”
If your eye offends thee, Davey, pluck it out.

“It is HEATHENDOM!!!”
Not everyone is Christain, bubbles.

“ If that is funny to you, you have a wicked heart!”
It’s funny to me that you’re apoplectic because beautiful women make your little willy hard, so you blame THEM.

“That's why, even though I love to play Hawaiian songs on the steel guitar, I could never play steel guitar at such spiritually bankrupt events where sluts do the hula.”
No one’s asking you to…

“Sexual immorality may seem normal for the unregenerate man, but as believers God expects us to be crucified with Jesus Christ.”
Do you imagine that Jesus approved of you assaulting your babysitter?
Was he in the room or just peering through the window?

“I AM CRUCIFIED WITH CHRIST, NEVERTHELESS I LIVE; YET NOT I, BUT CHRIST LIVETH IN ME (Galatians 2:20).”
Decaff, Davey.

“I hate evil as God told me to in Psalms 97:10!”
And anyone who makes you think worldly thoughts is evil, huh?

“I hate the lewd sluts and ungodly women who gyrate their hips for lustful men.”
I think you hate yourself, Davey, you BLAME them.

“The average person doesn't care or see any harm in such lewdness, but God condemns lust, filthy-mindedness, uncleanliness and sexual lasciviousness (Matthew 5:28; Colossians 3:5-6).”
WEird how God hates everything you do but not you…

“Hawaii is a moral cesspool of iniquity!”
Yeah, sure.

My Thoughts #fundie

"Christians are basically the minority anymore.”
Sure sure. There aren’t any Christain shows on TV, no one will vote for a Christain president, every Christain display at Xmas gets firebombed, you have to cross the state border to find a Christian church to worship at…
There are even books published for traveling Christains about what cities it’s safe to visit, which ones are dangerous after sundown for Christains. Uh huh.

“We've been forced to give up just about every right that we have because of unbelievers protesting it.”
What rights would those be?
You never had a RIGHT to legislate your religion, thus the Lemon Test.
You never ahd a RIGHT to discriminate against gays, atheists, Hindus, Muslims…
You never had a RIGHT to half the privileges you think are your rights.

“How about you do whatever you want, as long as it doesn't effect us?”
Sounds good. Get your god out of our politics.

“We're the ones who always get ran over, not unbelievers.”
Yeah, yeah sure sure.

“We're the ones losing rights and having things contrary to our beliefs constantly thrown in our faces in this world”
You don’t have a RIGHT to not be offended.