I fulfill your requirements, but I also still think you’re full of shit, racinganon. Lemme guess, does racing refer to fucking NASCAR? Aka “Gather all ye fat inbreds from across the South”?
I’m guessing you’re no Adonis, more of a fat drunk that thinks he’s strong because he can push a bench bar up and down two inches. No real form, just an obnoxious fuck trying to show off his alleged strength.
Real lifters do not drink - liquor interferes with your muscle development.