Timjer

@Timjer

Anthony Zender/Lincoln Clay #god-complex #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot

Wow, that breaks so much canon I don’t even know where to begin. And as much as I dislike regular Mary Sue, I despise “Jerk Sue” and “God Mode Sue” even more. I hate them so much I even have a (non-jerk) “God Mode Gary Stu” self-insert of my own on standby just so I can imagine him putting those Sue’s in their place… If that even makes sense.

Cool concept, bro. Now I want to see a DEATH BATTLE where your Gary Stu Self-insert “Anthony Zender” is pitted against an Adeptus Astartes, Master Chief Petty Officer Spartan John-117, Commander Shepard, the Nemesis-T Type, Geralt of Rivia, KHAAAAANNN!!, or even Captain America. Or better yet, all at once!

First Baptist Church of Hammond #fundie #god-complex

IF YOU DIDN’T SEE IT. IT DIDN’T HAPPEN

I never saw god create eden… Or Jesus being resurrected. So you were saying?

EurocentricZionist #ableist

…Well, fuck you too then!

I mean, I’m an aspie, and as much as it can be a burden to me, I’d still much rather be a nice, empathic, honest, rational, & intelligent aspie instead of most of the douchy, “normal” fundies quoted here. Guess what, “normal” is HIGHLY overrated; especially if you’re what counts as “normal”.

The Neurotypical #ableist

Wow, thanks a lot douchebag! As an aspie with depression and SEVERE self-confidence issues, f*ck you in the butthole with a pinapple!

I mean, I (on an intellectual level) know I’m a nice, intelligent, supportive, and very honest person, who has sworn to treat any partner willing to put up with my (numerous) flaws like a goddess. But douchenozzles like this make me doubt myself quite severely, as if my downsides greatly outweigh any positive sides of me… It’s one of the reasons I’m afraid to commit to anyone; I am too afraid I cannot possibly give her anything like the happiness she’d give me.

Patricia Ripley #ableist #psycho #racist

…RAAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!!!

and said “he’s going to be in a better place”.

As long as he’s away from his murderous mother, it’s rather hard to be in a worse place!! You sick fuck!!

Nikita46 #psycho #moonbat

As much as I despise the Trump dynasty, please don’t lower yourself to their (subzero) level. Baron is so far just an innocent kid born with the wrong surname, afaik. “Sins of the fathers” is a despicable philosophy.

Now the likes of Donald jr. and such, they have chosen to be part of their scummy father’s tyranny. And they do deserve to rot in jail alongside their corrupt patriarch.

Ultimatepassivecel #sexist #crackpot #quack

I’m 27 and still a virgin. Last time I checked, I’m not any dumber than when I was diagnosed as “intellectually gifted” and with an IQ of 140.

Don’t get me wrong, I have no problem believing you’re utterly retarded, I merely somehow doubt it’s your lack of sex that caused it.

moggables #sexist

The weak will always ruin what the strong have built

looks at incels and their desire to ruin everything for everyone …I mean, he’s not entirely wrong.

L-e-i-n-t-h #homophobia #kinkshaming

a multiracial individual #sexist #racist #elitist

As douchy as all this can be, I have to admit the OP has a few points. For one, I do prefer a “pretty, young, curvacious, loyal, kind and supportive woman”, but that may just be me.

Secondly: “Instead of complaining about those preferences people would be more happy if they tried to get as close to those preferences as possible.”; he’s not entirely wrong there. Yes, it’s okay not to be ashamed of what you are, but it never hurts to try and improve yourself for your own sake and that of your partner.

And finally, screw the guy who says women should wait until marriage to have sex. Have as much as you want as long as you’re responsible about it.

Of course, it all goes down the drain with him suggesting “less intelligent” women must be made infertile and such…

zuoki #conspiracy #racist

Dude, as much as I consider myself an “otaku” and a bit of a “weeaboo”, I in no way ignore the crimes Japan committed back in the day. They are not innocent of all those things.

Jack Hyles #fundie #sexist #psycho

Wow! What a piece of subhuman shit!

Again, I’d like to strongly emphasize: skidmarks like this do NOT speak for all males! If anything they insult us by being so insecure of their own masculinity a mere mention of “vagina” threatens them!

Men and women are equal! Different, yes, but in no way unequal! Women can complete men just as much as men can complete women! I believe there is a perfect “other half” for everyone out there who needs one, wether they’d be the opposite gender or the same or anything in-between. Humans are social animals, after all.

IncelKing #wingnut #psycho

Seriously? I was bullied in my youth by both fellow students and teachers, just because of the crime of being “different”. Turns out I was different because of my autism, but I was only diagnosed very late. Too late. School was a hell for me, especially as I grew older and more obviously different. And yes, I am socially awkward because of a lot of things, and because of that I’m still a virgin even now. I also am very dissatisfied with myself, both physically and mentally. But I’d never even think of going on a killing spree because of it. Certainly not against people who aren’t in any way responsible.

So don’t you dare act like Elliot Roger’s reaction was natural and he was the victim here. He chose this. He chose to be an entitled, misogynistic, hateful, murdering douche for no reason other than that he could.

MayorOfKekville #wingnut

I was bullied at school in my youth. You don’t see me acting like an incel and going all “ER”…

The trope “Freudian excuse is no excuse” is at play here.

Flynn Rider #conspiracy

Obama […] preventing his successor from being able to govern.

The only thing preventing the Orange Trump from governing is Trump himself; his stupidity, incompetence, stubbornness, ignorance, narcissism…

Total Imbecile #psycho #sexist

Various Independent Conservative Voices™ #wingnut #transphobia #homophobia

Well, glad to know they admit “conservative” = “nazi” if they think Nazi’s are better than equality and tolerance…

I'm so glad we fought the nahtzees so my little Johnny can pretend he's a princess and Susan can go get him medically castrating pills and then give him frankensnatch surgery!"

Correction: Your veterans didn’t fight the Nazi’s just to allow an orange clone of Shitler to turn their free USA into a new third reich!

Seriously, the only thing that would make it more obvious is if Trump would switch his toupee with a toothbrush moustache.

shii410 #sexist

Bob Blacka, studied Quantum Field Theory at Drexel University (1974) #fundie

because he’s the only living God.

So YHWH got his position by murdering all the older, better gods!? Joke’s on him, Osiris for one was an undead god!

he’s not keen on killing them, in fact, he wants everyone to have eternal life[…]and yet they continue to ignore the warnings, God has no other option left but to destroy them.

So YHWH is the type who murder all his children for daring to disobey him, and then gets angry at them for “making me murder you”!? What the actual hell is wrong with that monster!?

Besides, I thought god was omnipotent and omniscient. So how in the name of all that is sane and rational is murdering the ONLY solution for any of his problems?

OneForeverMore #psycho #conspiracy

A “freedom fighter” automatically becomes a terrorist once they start deliberatly targeting innocent civilians!! It’s that simple!

madworldnews.com #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

Terry Stroot, studied The Bible #fundie

What the hell is wrong with you!? Why the actual hell would anyone willingly choose to believe (and force it upon others) that we live in such a nihilistic, fatalistic cosmic horror story?

And then they dare say we atheists are the crazy ones…

Uglyme #psycho

I'd rope on Valentines' day

[Darth Sidious]Dew it![/Darth Sidious]

No, really. You incel scum keep talking about how you want to “rope” all the time because of how the world is so “unfair” to you… How you want to teach the world a “lesson” (what lesson? Keep doing it as the incel problem will solve itself?) by getting rid of yourself. What’s keeping you? You chicken? Or do you just want attention and a pity f*ck from mommy?

FYI, I don’t normally condone suicide ever. It’s a very tragic and serious thing. But I’ve had it up to the stratosphere with incel whining.

DangZagnut #sexist #psycho

"Listening” is your ears’ intended purpose. So how about I blast a jet engine right next to them at full power ‘till your eardrums are ruptured beyond repair?

Wolfblade111 #homophobia

(I admit I haven’t played Last of Us yet, I’m sorry for ignoring such a great game)

A white guy (the majority of, well, anything) is a bad guy in this story!? STOP THE PRESSES!! Something like this has never been done before! Surely Last of Us MUST be “anti-white”!!!! (sarcasm)

Aaaaaaand yet in a Zombie Apocalypse they have a Christian Cult hell bent on killing any and all infidels.

Honestly, that probably sounds the most realistic event in a post-apocalyptic scenario… Why would I not be surprised if you’re totally okay if the cult in question was jewish, or muslim, or even (gasp) catholic!?

Uglyme #sexist #conspiracy

You know, Incel minds would probably be quite fascinating from a Freudian point of view… If it wasn’t for the fact that they’re so utterly despicable and degenerate that even Slaanesh would take a vow of celibacy out of disgust when seeing it…

Miriamthebat #homophobia #kinkshaming

I’m actually pro gay and support gay rights; yet I don’t like yaoi either. But I have a much better solution for that problem: I just don’t look at yaoi. Simple as that.

Yall-suck #fundie #homophobia

Seems to me the only intolerant bigots here are the TFP jerks.

News flash, refusing to tolerate bigotry is not intolerance by itself, ya nincompoop!

Yall-suck #fundie

Creationism.
The idea that there was once absolutely nothing. And then nothing happened to the nothing until the nothing magically spawned omnipotent gawd. Then the gawd, after millions of years of sitting on his ass doing nothing, suddenly decided to create a single, flat world in the center of the infinite cosmos. Despite being omnipotent, gawd needed a whole six days (when time was not even thing yet) to build it. Gawd populated that world with beings formed “in his image” (somehow) for the sole purpose of worshipping him for an eternity. While the beings were granted free will, they would be punished with eternal torment if they would ever act upon said free will. And while gawd created evil and sin as well for no reason, he despises it and torments anyone who falls victim to the ilness of sin because of his own laziness and carelessness. And then gawd blames ALL of his mistakes on one of his own sons who dared to question the inanity of gawds “grand plan”, even when said son is still bound in servitute to his abusive father... And MY beliefs are mocked?

Honestly, this is the best I could do to explain this. The bible is just waaaaaaaaaay too batshit crazy and nonsensical when you think about it. And then I’m not even talking about his needlessly complicated plan involving murdering his own son.

State Rep. Ben Carpenter (R-AK) #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

How in the actual f*ck are so many US government officials able to earn and hold their post while being blatant racists and neonazis!? It boggles the mind that something like that is even possible in a civilized society!

DarwinsDisgrace #conspiracy #sexist

The coronavirus is a lie

No no no, you’re doing it wrong. The meme goes “The cake is a lie”. Get it right.

Various Incels #sexist #psycho

@Skide #39661

“Every man can handle adversity. But if you truly wish to test a man’s strength, give him power.″ - attributed to Lincoln, I think, and quite apt.

Things like this make me glad wish granting & magic and all is not a real thing. Some “people” are just waaaaaay too psycho. Besides, to those who want power? There’ll never be enough power in the multiverse to satisfy them.

That being said, if I did somehow get my hands on an artifact of sorts that could grant me any and all wishes, I’d probably make a few minor (& harmles) selfish wishes, a few (truly harmless) selfless ones that nobody’ll notice, and then wish that it could never grant any more wishes to anyone. No person should really have that power.

MayorOfKekville #sexist

Would I love to have a 9.5⁄10 “stacy” girlfriend with a statuesque hourglass body, a round pillow of an ass and massive, soft, warm, round boobs? One with whom our love and passion is so great we do it every day at least once, and I get smothered by her funbags whenever I want? Sure, I admit that. But I still don’t see how a lack of that makes life pointless… Plenty of other things can do that more than enough.

Besides, even if she is is a “mere” 6-7⁄10 “becky” with small(er) boobs, I’d still pick her over the previous one if the “becky” is one who I actually connect with on an emotional and intellectual level…

Wristlet 2 #transphobia

@itachirumon #39467

Same here. I may be a nice person and a pacifist who abhors using violence IRL, but I do have my inner sadist. And he tends to come out whenever I’m confronted by scum like this (and I’m not always inclined to stop him then).

Various incels #transphobia

She calls us terrorists

I mean, you jerks do worship a blatant terrorist as if he were a god, so if the shoe fits…

Wristlet 2 #transphobia

Hey, incel scum, are you trying to get into Skide’s pants (I sure hope not for her sake)? No? Then why the fuck do you care if she’s trans or not?

“also incels seem to always resort to violence threats and ad hominems when their delusions get threatened.” There, fixed it for ya.

Anonymous #racist #psycho

We will exterminate you all. We will wipe out your cities, rape your women, rip the teeth out of your children's mouth and throw your men off helicopters. We will exterminate the dissidents, we will kill all those who oppose our destiny.

Are you sure it’s the Muslims who are on the Jihad, the “holy” war to exterminate everyone else, here? BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD TRUMP!!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL TOILET!!!

We cooked 100.000 japanese people alive before breakfast, did the same thing two days later. Was this a war crime? Absolutely,

What the fuck is wrong with you!?

but we can get away with it because we rule the world.

About that, the way your Orange “Emprah” keeps stearing his country (wildly in any directions), it won’t be long before you sink deeper than you’ve EVER been. Hell, your reputation is already at an all-time low. If only Europe would start being more independent of the US and start allying more with others…

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #conspiracy #god-complex #psycho #magick

…Dafuq did I just read?

This means that all the people you touch with your physical body get sucked dry of physical energy – automatically.

Why the friggin’ frigg would any non-psychopath want that!? Never being able of physical contact with anyone, ever again.

As your physical energy body grows you suck dry anyone you see. Eventually you become an Ultra Gangster Real Vampire® energy body that sucks dry all the people on a continent.

Uhm, pretty sure you have to be sired by either Cain himself or the Second Generation directly to be such an apocalyptic Vampire. And, I don’t know about you, but the former’s whereabouts are unknown (and he doesn’t even care anymore), and the latter doesn’t exist anymore.

…What? We are talking about Vampire: the Masquerade, right?

Wayne Allen Root #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy

@kuyohashi #39188

This, just 100% this. It makes me hope there really is a heaven and hell, just so I can imagine that reaction actually happening. The sheer lack of anything resembling self-awareness in these jerks is just mind-blowing.

metabuxx #sexist

Obligatory “can’t imagine why you’re single, must be your irregular jawline” comment.

@Chloe #39106

Eh, To be fair, Luthor would likely not get along with incels. They would consider him a “chad”, while Luthor would be disgusted by how far beneath him incels are. Well, more beneath him than even regular humans are…

Murdoch89 and Edmund_Kemper #sexist #dunning-kruger #psycho

Swede deserves to get gang raped

And you deserve to be castrated with a rusty spork, and have your useless testicles be shoved down your throat alongside Chad’s jizz while a rusty pipe punctures your anus. But sadly, few people ever get what they deserve.

she certainly doesn't like incels

You mean anybody does?

Edmund_Kemper #wingnut #transphobia #sexist #senpai_noticed_us

"we don't care about you incels, sweety" then why do you post about us? and this faggot thinks IT means pennywise jfl.

Okay, first of all, I never called you “sweety”. That’s someone else’s shtick, not mine.

Secondly, to clarify, I care only about mocking you, as I find it amusing. I don’t care in the slightest about you as human beings (if you even counts a human anymore).

Also, I happen to know IT means Incel Tears for you dumbasses. I was just making a joke; do they even have those in incelworld?

Andrew Basiago #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo

@Malingspann #38952

Honestly, that reminds me of a joke SFDebris once made; fitting, considering how batshit crazy these last few years have been.

Janitor: Well, let's see, uh, Kenny Baker, Jerry Doyle, Anton Yelchin, and Carrie Fisher have all died.
Guy awake from coma: My god, did someone bomb a science fiction convention?
Janitor: No, no, completely unrelated deaths.
Guy awake from coma: Wow.
Janitor: Uh, people are running around catching Pokémon in the real world with their cellphone now.
Guy awake from coma: They're, they're what?
Janitor: It's a big hit with some people.
Guy awake from coma: Are you sure I'm not still in the coma and dreaming all of this?
Janitorr: Uh, Bob Dylan won the Nobel Peace Prize.
Guy awake from coma: I had no idea they had a category for singing while stoned.
Janitor: Are you a sports fan? Uh, cuz the Cubs just won the World Series!
Guy awake from coma: Okay, you are bullshitting me now. Don—don't—you're being too obvious about it, man.
Janitor: The current President of the United States is Donald Trump.
Guy awake from coma: Well, of course he is! I'm sure he is! I suppose cuz Gordon Ramsey turned down the job, right?
Janitor: Gordon Ramsey can't be President, he wasn't born in the United States.
Guy awake from coma: Oh, you're right. How dare I introduce something ridiculous into what you're saying.
Janitor: Oh, and M. Night Shyamalan just make a critically acclaimed hit film.
Guy awake from coma: Come on, man, that one's not even plausible. You're not even being remotely realistic, now.

shinigamiryuzaki #moonbat #racist

Lockdown Protestor #psycho

Sacrifice the Weak.

Alright. So if superpowerful aliens (like Species 8472 from ST) show up and decide “The weak (everyone but them) must perish”, I’m sure you’ll instantly volunteer to be slaughtered, right? …Thought so. It’s funny how easy it is to promote social darwinism when you think you’re at the top, but how you suddenly backpedal once you realize you’re just a small fish in a microscopic pond.