Timjer

@Timjer

Sarah A. Hoyt #wingnut

It’s going to require ingenuity and creativity. If it were easy, it wouldn’t need AMERICANS.

Hmmm, “ingenuity and creativity” and “AMERICANS”… Am I the only one who sees what doesn’t fit here?

No offense to our American FSTDT’ers, but if even their precious MAGA hats are “made in China”, well, that says enough, doesn’t it?

Shoulders up, ladies, gentlemen, dragons and minotaurs.

…I don’t get it. Is she implying that Dragons and Minotaurs have no genders/are non-binary? Looks at Monster Musume’s Minotaur ladies Yeah, imma have to disagree. Strongly.

I just don’t get it! Why do these douches even live in the democratic republic USA if they so badly crave a fascist totalitarian dictatorship instead? Move to North Korea or something then, I don’t care, but stop trying to turn the USA into something it isn’t.

Jackthelad #sexist

Who do u guys support pro choice so hard tho?

Because I believe any sapient being has the right to do with their own body whatever the hell they want. Opinions of others be damned. And if said choice invovles getting rid of what is essentially an unwanted or even dangerous parasite, then so be it.

Most men on here are virgins and seem all the happier for it,

I’m a virgin male. And while I’m not unhappy about it per se, it doesn’t make me jump with joy either. Besides, even if I’m comfortable with my virginity, it doesn’t mean everybody else is…

so idk why women can’t just abstain from sex as well.

They could. But even so, why should they? Why should anyone prevent another from enjoying safe, sane, & consentual sex?

Various Chechen Officials And Villagers #fundie #psycho

This is sickening… And then these psycho’s dare to be surprised that their religion has such a bad reputation.

ChristianOtakus,save-the-internet #fundie #homophobia

Wonder how many of those “ChristianOtakus” secretly watch Yuri or Yaoi hentai…

Stonetoss #racist

Even if the pot calls the kettle black, it doesn’t change the fact that the kettle is still black.

TL;DR, even if one native american tribe may have usurped another, that still doesn’t change the fact that they’re still right that the white people usurped them all.

Conservapedia #fundie #homophobia

Never watched Hazbin Hotel myself. But you know what they say, no such thing as bad publicity!

Andrew Anglin #wingnut #racist

ImGaySlayerandHero #fundie

So, your only argument against homosexuality being allowed to exist is that it is “icky”? Seriously? At least most homophobes have the decency of trying to come up with more sensible answers. Though they always fail, they at least try to justify their bigotry to some degree.

Ben garrison #psycho #quack

Suuuuuurreee. Because that’s what people associate with Christmas and Christmas films: military-grade assault rifles. For f*cks sake…

David J. Stewart #fundie

Dustin Koellhoffer #dunning-kruger #wingnut #racist

I don’t need “reliable sources” for my opinion that my accumulated life experience, knowledge, and intelligence make me qualified to be a PhD

You kinda DO. That’s pretty much the entire friggin’ point of a PhD in the first place. If you’re too dumb to realize that, you’ve just proven you’re NOT qualified for a PhD in any way.

It genuinely scares me that “people” this mind-blowingly stupid can publicly voice opinions and, worse, vote!

silent-sid #homophobia #fundie

Saliha Naeem #fundie #homophobia

Haram, haram, haram… WHO THE F*CK CARES IF SOMETHING IS HARAM OR NOT!?

It’s just like those Christian fundies who keep saying “it’s SINFUL!”, as if that means anything at all… Stop being a broken record and speak like a normal human!

Mr_Wsh #fundie #psycho

@KZadBhat #68195

Well, I say screw the elves!

Also, Philemon is from the Shin Megami Tensei: Persona series. And he is pretty much the personification of all of humanity’s positive traits.

David J. Stewart #fundie

believers need to avoid the world as much as possible.

But… The world is where they live. It’s where we all live. Do you expect us all to migrate to Mars en masse or something?

Mr_Wsh #fundie #psycho

If you disobeyed your creator then you should be killed.

Oh, really? Have you EVER disobeyed your father and/or mother? Even remotely? Then, by all means, you should be stoned, jackass!

Veng1saur #fundie

Incels #sexist #racist

I know they’re incels, but still…

Ahem: …WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Mr_Wsh #fundie #psycho

And this is exactly why Islamophobes have so much metaphorical ammunition to use against you jerks… You imbecile! Hell, when I read things like this, even I am starting to get swayed by Islamophobes! …Until I’m eventually reminded that said Islamophobes are usually just as bad.

Tl;DR: All you religious nuts are all massive, hateful douchebags and I despise you all equally! You’re all filthy diarrhea shitstains upon the clean underwear of the true gods of positive Humanity: Talos & Philemon!

Veng1saur #fundie

…Seriously? “Athiesm”? Failure from the start.

Also, what Bastethotep and TBTabby said. They pretty much beat me to it.

David J. Stewart #sexist #fundie

network dude #wingnut

Yeah, yeah, we get it. You gun nuts are so unbelievably insecure about your masculinity and teeny weeny’s that you need MORE DAKKA to compensate for it, safety of others be damned. Meanwhile, most healthy males can feel perfectly confident without even a BB Gun.

What? What else do you think all these inbred Rednecks need so many Big Phallic Assault Rifles for? They’d screw a tank barrel on their crotch if they could…

TheNEET #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #sexist #racist

Karajou #ableist #fundie

How is this even supposed to make sense? Also, you’re a c*nt.

Some Art-Hating MAGA Yokels #conspiracy #fundie #ufo #wingnut

a bunch of neanderthals shouting “Christ is King!” decided to tear down what they, I guess, assumed was a Satanic monument or something?

And once again, StormTrumpers prove they are no different at all from Daesh militants yelling “Allah Ackbar!” while bombing priceless ancient ruins…

Geoffrey Grider #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

@SpukiKitty #67532

It’s not about spirituality with these guys, it’s about power and domination.

That. That exactly is my problem with religious fundies. They don’t really care about their religions and its teachings, they’re just using it as an excuse & shield to be very horrible people. Why do you think each religious fundie always “worships” a deity that just happens to like and dislike the exact same things as they do? Even if that is in direct contradiction with their holy books?

And this is coming from an atheist who already dislikes organized religions on average, so you can imagine what I mean when I’m actually defending those things.

Andrew Anglin #fundie #wingnut

What the actual f*ck is wrong with you and the pure evil abomination that you worship!?

Pumkin #psycho #sexist

acerusso #racist

Pretty sure the difference is that Ghengis Khan isn’t venerated as some sort of hero. Hell, Columbus didn’t even truly discover the US, the vikings did it first afaik.

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

There are Americans who believe in being obedient to God.

Let’s just all be honest here for once, in this context you alt-righters substitute “God” with “Trump”, right?

See, I don’t care if you are a “good christian” or not. Believe in whatever you want. What I do care is that you’re pretending to be a “good christian” when in actuality you don’t care about Jesus and his teachings at all, but only about what benefits you and your orange Emprah.

♡ CRIMEA RIVER ♡ (targeted) #ableist #psycho

I’d normally never wish this upon anyone, but may you suffer from stuff like full-body paralysis, or ALS, or being blind and deaf at the same time, or any other horrible handicaps and be without such care yourself, you monster.

Michael T. Flynn #psycho #wingnut #fundie

<@Why?> #67346

I’m more disturbed by the fact that the US fascists are becoming more and more brazen. They’re not hiding anymore like they used to, now they’re all but outright screaming “we’re fascists and proud of it” from the tops of buildings and multiplying more than they should.

Chris Aldridge #fundie

It’s quite late here and Bastethotep already made a excellent rebuttal, but I’ll try to say a few things. For starters, not all versions of Greek creation myths say that Gaia was the firstborn of Khaos, a lot also state that Nyx was the firstborn, or even that Nyx was Khaos all along. Also, Gaia first bore the Titans with Ouranus, the Gigantes and Hekatonkheires were from different births and fathers (Tartarus, I think). Forgot how Typhon (the first monster) fits into this again…

Likewise, a primordial Chaos is not a unique thing from the Greeks. Egyptians had a similar concept, the primordial Chaos (with Apep its avatar) from which Maat (order) first emerged. Or the Norse myths, from where Ymir (the first Jotnar/Giant and living creature) first emerged from the primordial void between blazing hot Muspelheim and freezing cold Niflheim.

Lori Alexander #sexist

There’s nothing about equality in God’s Word.

So god’s a racist, classist, and sexist then? Got it, certainly won’t worship that douche.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist

@Bastethotep #67076

Who says Hell even wants him anymore? He’d probably keep trying to molest and proselytize to all the poor underage demonettes.

Dennis James Ziamandanis #fundie #conspiracy

THE CVID VACCINE WILL CHANGE YOUR DNA TO ADD SATAN’S DNA

…Wait, really!? Does that mean I’ll look like Tom Ellis and gain Luci’s charm as well!? SIGN ME UP!!

@Anon-e-moose #67103

And even if it doesn’t make me look like Tom Ellis, gaining the same physique and badassery as Doomguy (Davoth’s good counterpart) is certainly not unappealing either…

CourtDisastrous #racist

Ah, yes, “I’m not racist, BUT black people disgust me.” How can you genuinely not see what you’re saying there?

Various Trumpers #wingnut #psycho

You don’t want to know the kind of sadistic Hell I’d wish upon you sick, brownnosing StormTrumpers. With special treatment for your narcissistic emprah.

Though, for those who do care to know; I’d have StormTrumpers forever clean up the Orange Monster’s literal shit after him with their bare hands, while groveling and being unable to do or think anything but what the Orange Monster desires.

As for Trump, I’d forever have him be the humiliated (dwarf) footstool of the people he so (unjustly) despises most, like Africans, Latino’s, Obama, Pelosi, and other Democrats.

James Rink #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot #god-complex

he was sent to S4, re-aged into a fetus and inserted into a surrogated family here on planet earth.

…Ignoring the fact that this is just beyond gross, wouldn’t such an experience be incredibly traumatic for even the most hardened of minds?

But anyway, reading all this, it’s quite something when Captain America, the Hulk, Spartan IIs, Doomguy, and Tyrants and the Nemesis, all combined, still aren’t enough OP Supersoldiers for your fantasies…

imafreespirit #crackpot #sexist

I could say how you’re a misandristic bitch, and therefore just as bad as the misogynist douches you hate, and a lot of other bad things, but I know that since I’m a male myself, it’ll all fall on deaf ears not matter how hard I try to be reasonable. Therefore, I would like to ask our female FSTDT’ers to tell you where to stick your bigotry.

Four unnamed Jehovah's Witness Elders of Roy, in Utah #fundie

Cannot respond because I’m too busy seething with unyielding rage and murderous intent

SlayerSlayer #sexist

For crying out loud…! If people were to start measuring their quality of life to those of fictional characters, then we’d have far more depressed people running around. Life is NOT a movie/video game/manga, OK? And it certainly is not a porno.

I mean, if it were I’d actually be throwing tantrums that I’m not an actual Starfleet Captain bodly exploring, or that I’m not the godly powerful & rich Dovahkiin with a harem of beautiful followers, or that I’m not a powerful respected & enlightened Jedi who single-handedly defeated Darth Sidious and led the Republic in a new golden age, or that I’m not a Yonko-level Pirate who found the One Piece already and overthrew the corrupt World Government… (*) But that’d be stupid, because life ISN'T an escapist fantasy. Try to be happy with what you DO have.

(*)I mean, I like to fantasize about experiencing such stuff, sure. But I sure as hell am not expecting my life to actually become like that just because I’m bitching hard enough online…

luther_cream #fundie

And I heard from my good friend Quetzalquatl that Trump is secretly a mindless sockpuppet used by Loki (in cooperation with Set and Eris) to sow chaos and discord in the world just for their amusement! And his most loyal and more competent StormTrumpers are actually evil (aka aligned with Loki) Jotnar in human form. And those three are secretly pawns of Apep and Nyarlathotep! Who in turn are trying to appease the waking Dreamers!

But don’t worry, Biden was installed by Odin, Ra, and Zeus to counter the Orange muppet! Oh, and Kamala Harris is an avatar of Parvati, sent to help them. And all that is orchestrated by the Grigori, so it must be good!

Bishop Joseph Strickland #fundie

Claims to be “pro life”, yet wants to see millions of people more die of COVID. Only in Fundieland does that make sense.

President-Reject Donald Trump #wingnut #dunning-kruger

It annoys Timjer that ex-potus Trump is now so insane he’s started to refer to himself in the third person. This bodes badly, Timjer thinks.

Also, Timjer highly doubts that, with Trump having lost the popular vote twice, that 98.9% of the people want him to stay in power… If anything’s a fraudulent vote, it’s this one.

Diocel #sexist

[Serious] incels are soulless , and don't have any personality
When you ask a human about their preference in partners what would they say ? you can't really predict, some people like like tall partners, some people like short partners , some people like partners of the same size, people have different preference and personalities.
But when you as an incel? hurr durr 6ft Megacock & tanned Chad with perfect jawline hurr durr those are just preference, incels are soulless and completely devoted from an interdependent personality, they all think the same, truly the meme subspecies.

There, makes much more sense, even with the countless spelling & grammar errors.

Also, obligatory “You thought it was a human being, but it was I, DIOcel!”

Pastor Stephen Phillips #fundie #conspiracy #quack

“Satan’s greatest lie”… How many times have you morons used that line? You have said it about every minor thing you happen to dislike that it has lost all meaning, dumbass.

Cliff Kincaid #conspiracy #wingnut

In the face of the threat from Antifa, Black Lives Matter, and other communist groups, Trump has every right to stay in power and keep the country together, in the name of national sovereignty.

“In the face of the threat from the Separatists and the Clone Wars, Chancellor Palpatine has every right to stay in power and keep the Galaxy together, in the name of national security.”

What? I can’t be the only one who drew that connection. It’s almost like SW tried to warn us about such scenario’s; including the fact that the division of the nation was engineered by Palpatine to allow for his transition to Emperor. And we all know how that turned out…

Various Incels #psycho #sexist

And then these incels genuinely cannot see why people see them as the scum of the earth?