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thatoneguyhmm #conspiracy answers.yahoo.com

How do you feel about a tiny Microchip being implanted inside your body! AKA "Mark Of The Beast"?
I already know there's gonna be a bunch of Answers saying they don't believe it, or it will never happen, but, just in case you didn't know, it's already happening, you just don't know it! They are currently, right now, implanting Microchips into people behind closed doors, if you search it on the internet you will see, the owner of this chip, or one of these chips, is IBM Computer Company, their idea will turn each and every individual into nothing more than a serial number, just another bar code like a piece of merchandise, "Mark of the Beast"

gimzani #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Why do Athiests say that they have no religion?
Evolution is a religion. It requires A LOT of faith, it has a creator God - (chance) - it has prophets - (Darwin, Lamarck) - it has a Bible - (Origin of Species) - it has a congregation and church - (Museum, Academia) - it has a crusade - (academic dominance) - it has Jiihad - (erratication of theistic Religions) - and it has the same arguments of superiority of one God over another.

How is that not Religion?

Howie R #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]

god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.

fmko ( ??????????????) #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Since atheists believe in evolution, why is the Jonah in the whale not plausible?

how are atheists sure there were no fish large enough for a man to be inside a whale without harm coming to him...is it possible for a fish like that to exist then become extinct in the grand scheme of evolution...evolution has no purpose or mind...why couldn't a large fish exist that would be able to carry a man in his stomach...or in another sack within the belly of a whale without harm...would atheists say its not evolutionarily possible and then turn around and say evolution has no purpose...besides don't atheists just say all miracles are "coincidence"...is it not coincidently possible or plausible for a different type of large fish live in the time of Noah that swallowed him and spit in on shore of his destination...if you want to say there is no evidence of a fish like that...i thought all fossils are proof of evolution...thats why we don't have transitional fossils for man...just pieces of bones while having full skeletons for dinosaurs...or does the atheists mind stop being open when it comes to religion and possibilities...showing the true closed mindedness of atheists...

Vivian D #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[her response to a question posed to atheists from a christian about what we would do to solve the problem of evil]

EVIL is of DEVIL...EVIL!!...satan started all sin and evil doings.Atheists can't answer because they don't have any DIVINITY on their side, it don't exist. We Christians know EVIL comes from satan and always will. If it wasn't for satan, we wouldn't have had to live this miserable earth life we live, living with all the crimes that go on daily, murders, rapes, husbands killing pregnant wives and babies, perverts, just to name a few. They ain't going to go away, in fact, they are just going to get worse, until we DO get some DIVINE INTERVENTION..that is the ONLY thing that is going to 'fix' the evil in this world, but atheists can't see this because satan don't exist to them.

Rat of Judah #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Do any fellow Christians find pleasure knowing atheist and other non-Christian heathens will burn in hell?

I hate to admit it, but when I see people insult the Lord I get a little satisfaction knowing they will be in Hell for eternity when they die. I know I shouldn't, but that is the justice of the Lord. He gave them life and they insult Him. I can't help but get a little joy knowing their punishment. Does anyone else feel this way?
Discuss

wolfmuslim #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Yes. I personally believe that is the wife's main duty to give her husband children and if she doesn't want kids then she shouldn't get married or let her husband marry another woman who will give him children. There's no execuse for a woman not to give her husband children unless she is infertile.

carterdmx15 #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[after it was pointed out that Jesus doesn't fit the criteria for the Jewish messiah]

ALL YOU GUYS WHO USE JEWS AS YOUR SOURCE FOR THE ARGUMENT NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT THESE "GENIUS RABBIS" YOU THINK KNOW SO MUCH ARE THE ONES THAT CALLED FOR CHRIST TO BE KILLED IN THE FIRST PLACE. WHEN I SAY "IVE STUDIED THE BIBLE A LOT" I DIDNT MEAN, "OH, I HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE ON WHAT IM SAYING WHATSOEVER".

Coriolanus #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Are the majority of atheists brainwashed?

Or is someone holding up placards with the
words "Sky Daddy", "Imaginary Friend",
"Flying Spaghetti Monster", "Invisible Fairy",
"Santa Christ" for them to read from?

Is it true that Atheists are those people with
vulnerable minds who are susceptible to the
kind of anti-religious propaganda emanating
from Hell itself?

Have they been unwittingly duped by
those who practice pseudoscience and
call it "fact", and those who revise history
and call it the "past"?

Does anyone seriously contend that Atheism
is anything other than a crime against reason
and truth?

noonehome2day #fundie answers.yahoo.com

You say you love the person. Do you love that person enough to respect and honor them? Not if you continue to have sex with her! You only demonstrate that it's YOU that you love. You don't LOVE her, you LUST her!

You've already had sex with her, so you are morally obligated to get married! I don't care if you hate her guts! You must marry since you've already had sex!

Henry #racist answers.yahoo.com

My daughter is so unchristian. help me?

I am not sure if this is the right place to talk about my problem. I am a 52 year old man of german origin. I live in Houston. I have a lovely family with 3 amazing daughters. My second child is a very beautiful blonde girl. She has always listened to me and been a nice church going girl. She is 20. About 2 years back she went to New york to attend college. She came to visit us recently and she brought her boyfriend along who is black. This kills me deep inside. He is so tall (6"8) and ugly. He is probably the most black thing i have seen. I mean he is so black that i cant see him when the lights are dim. I mean my daughter is so beautiful, what the hell does she find in him. Its like a beautiful angel with an overgrown ape. Mind you i am not racist but my daughter can do so much better than this. She told my wife that she wants to marry this guy someday. I am totally devastated. She does not realize that this is unchristian. Can some one tell me how to make my daughter leave this pig.

I mean you guys dont understand. I believe in the purity of the blood. I dont want my grandchrildren to be some half breed with no iq. Plus there are possibilities for all sorts of birth defects. I always dreamt of having beautiful , blonde , white grand children. Not some black, dumb , nappy haired piece of crap. Couldnt this guy gone and found some other white girl. Why the hell is he after my daughter.

Ocean Girl! #fundie answers.yahoo.com

If you think you are so smart, smarter than God obviously, then why don't you prove that those two theory's are true. That's just it, they're theories. If you think you are smart enough to come down on christians for not believing what you believe then let's see you do magic and prove this stuff is true. You can talk the talk but can you walk the walk? A theory is just a thought, nothing proved true...duhhhh tweedledumb. Also, if the Bible wasn't correct, then why would they be telling us what conditions would be like in the future, and actually be right about it...war,famine,pestilence,immorality, men having no natural affection, blasphemers, haughty, and disobedient. Man is dominating man to his own injury today, and the Bible knew that was going to happen.The Bible is Correct!

ernest77h Follow The Word #fundie answers.yahoo.com

If God is love, then isn't it logical to say since atheist do not believe in God?
they also do not believe in love?

Answer :
Yes this is true, it is very obvious that the love they have is actually Lust, lust of the eyes, lust of the heart, lust of the mind and body. Without God, the human spirit cannot in no way experience True Love.

Have ever noticed that almost all atheist do not allow email? Therefore they do not allow the truth to be seen by their eyes.
Interesting group of humans.

Contender for the Faith #fundie answers.yahoo.com

The "circular reasoning" argument is absurd. That's like saying you can't prove that the President lives in the White House by looking into the White House. It is looking into the White House that will provide the necessary proof. The fulfilled prophecies, the amazing consistency, and the many scientific statements of the Bible prove it to be the Word of God. They provide evidence that it is supernatural in origin. See also Psalm 119:105.

delilah #fundie answers.yahoo.com

If Chistianity was illegal. Would my fellow Christians let the athiests kill them.?
I wouldnt. God dont mean turn the other cheek to stuff like that. Just in civil disputes. And all through out the bible it says not to kill the innocent. I will protect my family by killing every single person who comes to my door telling me to denounce Jesus. But thats just me. Anything else would be suicide. And what does God say about killing an innocent life. Eh.

Anonymous #conspiracy answers.yahoo.com


Do you believe that advances in stem cell technology will make cosmetics obsolete? Three big earthquakes will shake the three superpowers; 1st big earthquake in Russia; 2nd (bigger one) in China; 3rd (biggest of the three) will be in America. NATO will nuke Ukraine to blame Russia for it; then NATO will nuke Russia from Scandinavia. China will attack Russia; but will not get past Ural Mountains; bio-genetic weapon will be used against Chinese soldiers (they will run back to China and hide in closets in fear) and weather weapon will freeze Siberia to - 200 Celcius; stadium-size chunks of unmeltable ice will fall from the lower sky (because when rockets go into higher sky they bring this ice down to lower sky). Russia will destroy Turkey and America. China will have a hole across the whole country to the abyss (because of another super weapon used to stop Chinese aggression); radiation from this hole will be massive; Chinese will try to keep quiet about it; a lot of people will fall into this hole.

Scientists don't see dinosaurs because of radiation. Only Eurasia and Alaska (both without coasts) will remain after demons blow up Antarctica (which surrounds the flat earth) and Greenland melts. Move to Ural Mountains or inland Alaska. Sionists want war between Russia and Germany over Serbia from June to October on their holidays because (666 times 3)+(6 times 3) = 2016 (in their twisted logic).

Tube people = demons. Clones = demons. Human costumes that demons wear = demons. Dinosaurs and 666ed people have triple stranded DNA; normal person can't swallow 666ed food (designed for 666ed people). Demons live inside clones. Bacteriologist Alexandre Yersin (who discovered Bubonic plague) is depicted on the Shroud of Turin. There is another shroud on which blasphemer Yosef (who was crucified on a pole in 1066 AD) is depicted. Menachem Mendel Schneerson, Lenin (el=deity in Hebrew, nine = no in German; so, when chanted repeatedly is blasphemy against the Creator), and Yosef were possessed by Azazel; now, Rico Cortes is possessed by Azazel.

WW3 happens; 7% of people will be left; after people are tired of war, they will elect the antichrist as one world leader; don't vote. ISIS stands for Israeli Secret Intelligence Service. Next false flag: Statue of Liberty in order to attack Iran; one big shake, one giant step forward, one giant collapse. Move away from coasts as nukes will go off in the ocean (at where tectonic plates meet; result: megatsunamis 1km high).

Wear natural clothing so that if a bomb goes off it won't stick to the body as fast as synthetic clothes. All metal will be burned for fuel; so, save knives, crowbars, shovels, wood-burning stoves, etc. Also, save cloth/fabric/textile to cover the wounds and diseases.

Eat natural food because nanochips, cells of aborted fetuses, bug DNA, and other poisons are in food that is commonly sold; reject vaccines, medical care, medicine, etc. because nanochips are administered thru IVs, implants, fillings, etc. If 1000-1500 nanochips are in your right hand, then you can't make proper Orthodox sign of the cross with the right hand; last mercy for you then will be to cut the hand off.

Seraphim of Sarov and Sergiy of Radonezh will be resurrected after WW3 for a short time; Seraphim of Sarov will show the new Ruski Tsar who will fight the antichrist for about 2 years and 8 months. Those who go see Seraphim of Sarov will be healed of their infirmities/illnesses/sicknesses/ diseases; if you want to see him then, hurry because he won't stay longer than a few weeks.

Earth is flat; stands on 3 pillars (the Most Holy Trinity); pillars stand on water at zero Kelvin. Zodiac is planetary prison of demons; don't believe in horoscopes or you'll exhibit the traits of the trapped demons. Most thoughts and dreams are from demons; demons never do good. Sleep fully clothed; pray the Jesus prayer. Pray to your guardian angel to have normal sleep.

Humans were created about 7525 years ago. Ruski Orthodox Christian Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov was the last prophet before Enoch and Elijah return to preach against the antichrist.

Birds participate in time creation. It's a sin to kill birds. Dinosaurs live under our level. They will get out through sinkholes and lakes. To kill them, go for their nerves. Save the birds; but kill the dinosaurs. First dinosaur will come out of Volga River in Russia.

Demons grow human skin (from a sample taken during abduction) and put it on so as to look like us. Demons will invite people to be healed inside their UFOs; those who go will be like zombies after. Gov't provides demons with diamonds and allows demons to abduct people. If you're being abducted, slowly pray the Jesus prayer.

Don't panic. Demons use diamonds and souls to power their UFO craft. The bigger the diamond, the more it lasts. Demons have 4 UFO bases: 1)Moon 2)Inside fake mountain Kailash in Tibet 3)In lake Baikal in Russia 4)In Atlantis which is underneath the Mariana Trench in Pacific Ocean. There are no aliens. Nobody lives on other planets.

Airplanes that go down are hit by demons because they need the airspace to fight Jesus. Antichrist is pale with red eyes. He's possessed by Satan since he's 12 years old. He flies. He wears gloves to hide long nails. He's surrounded by demons who appear as angels of light.

Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons. Green 666 is given by isotope rays on wrist or forehead when people stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card with no name on it (World Passport).

Police will microchip and isotope ray people on the highways. Microchipped people will be influenced by computers to take grey plastic card; but when they do, 666 is given. Food stores will isotope ray people too. Antichrist will also release prisoners to mark people. Reject 666 at all cost because it leads to permanent hell.

If you're about to be marked, pray the Jesus prayer. Hide with Orthodox Christians to escape 666; leave all electronics behind so that antichrist's minions can't track you. Give to charity in the name of Archangel Michael; he rescues people from temporary hell twice a year (or brings them up a level, that is, to a level with less punishment; eventually, people are freed). Feed the pigeons; when pigeons bow down, people are saved from temporary hell. Forgive me.

Dro #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Some things can not be explained by science. Take for example, rainbows. Rainbows are a mystery and you can not touch them, just like god. Despite this fact, they are still there even though there is no scientific explanation for them. So next time you find yourself doubting your faith, think of god as a rainbow. I know that this can be a difficult concept for some of you to grasp. It is just like air you can't see it but you know its there

Bride of Jesus #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Is it a sin to have someone blowing smoke all over your Bible?
My BF smokes sometimes, especially when we do bible study. I hate smoking, but if we sit outside it is ok.
The other day he was blowing smoke all over the Bible and I was furious with him. He said that there is nothing wrong with it and I must shut up.


[I'm sure it won't be a sin, however, if you put the Buybull down like you smoke]

Exe #fundie answers.yahoo.com

What benefit does one receive by claiming to be an atheist when it only reveals to everyone that they (men) are not circumcised or that they (women) cannot tell the difference between a circumcised person and non circumcised person?

But then again, I could ask myself, what benefit do I get for always trying to confront these atheists with reality.

alex r #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Jesus predicted that Atheists will lead in the end times....
Guess what... they are starting to.
Dont give me that crap " well he knew that people would discover the truth eventually anyway" because there is no way that any sane person can predict that atheists will lead , because Atheists were considered fools.
If Jesus wasnt the son of god , but some dumb fool , and he had predicted that atheists will lead , Our religion wouldnt exist.

Southern cross rebel #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Why do atheists claim to know all about science BUT don't know that the earth had a water canopy around it?
before the flood and that it is the reason for the flood????

here are the FACTS concerning the True Science of the great flood.
1) Earth was water vapor canopy surrounding the earth before the flood.
2) water was stored in small ice particles distributed in equatorial rings around the earth similar to those around Venus.
3) water canopy collapsed (Genesis 7:11, 8:2) and fell as rain.
4) Volcanic eruptions associated with the breaking up of the fountains of the great deep (Genesis 7:11) thrown dust into the water vapor canopy, causing the water vapor to nucleate on the dust particles and make rain. (Genesis 7:12)
5) water canopy would also affect the global wind systems. Also, the mountains were almost certainly not as high before the flood as they are today.
6) there was no such thing as "arctic" and "antarctic" before the flood.

?'? #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Question: Atheists and Christians: if you were negotiating a peace treaty here in R&S, what would be your 'demands?'?
The only rules are:

1) You can't ask the other person to give up their current belief system or lack thereof.

2) You must be polite -- after all, the other side can walk out of the negotiations at any time. ;-)

Keep in mind that the goal is peace between both sides, not converting anyone to your mindset.

Answer:

I want atheists to stop being stupid, pseudo-intellectual, pretentious, rebellious and homosexual, and to believe in Christ as their saviour--it's for their own good!


[Aaah, feel the Christian love...Still we wonder why we can't get along?]

Mildreth Winthrop #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Atheists: Even if you did know there was a God, wouldn't you still deny Him?


Like, you guys just cannot accept that there is a superior being to yourselves who made you controls every aspect of your life.

Even if the gates of heaven opened up before your very eyes and God himself appeared on his throne surrounded by his angels, you would try and convince yourself you were high and having some sort of hallucination, right?

fmko #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Is atheism an easy way out, since we don't know what happens after death its easier to deny/reject everything?
its harder and strong minded to accept something without proof...but it easier and simple/weak minded to reject anything that has no proof...

anonymous #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Why does the Bible say a mother is unclean for twice as long after giving birth to a girl?]

It takes lots more hormones for a girl to be made and the mother needed more time to recover from the stress on here body and there might of been more girls than boys at the time and perhaps that is why the rule was made.

~ Maria ~ #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Today, in the car, after picking up my 16 year old son from school, he told me that he will not be attending church this Sunday. Shocked and confused, I asked him why he would say such a horrible thing, and he said it's because he doesn't believe in God anymore. Apparently a child at his school has been going around telling the other children that God is not real, apparently the child is an “atheist”. I asked my son why he would believe such a horrible thing and he said “because there’s no proof that God exists.” I told him that the proof is everywhere, I told him that the proof is in the bible, yet he still believes the horrible lie that child has been spreading around. I spoke to my husband about this and we’re not sure what we’re going to do, but we’ve called the school and the school district and filed a complaint about the lies that child is spreading. It clearly has something to do with the parents of that child, so I’ve encouraged the principal to contact CPS to look into the situation. As for our son, we’re not sure what we should do. It’s horrible to think that our own son is committing a horrible sin by denying the existence of the lord.

Please help, what do we do?

Jen Wilson #fundie answers.yahoo.com

For those who believe in Evolution as opposed to God?
Do you explain the miracle of what happened yesterday (The plane crashing into the Hudson River) an act of God or an act of Science? You want your miracles, well this is one. How do you explain it?

zZzZ #fundie answers.yahoo.com

u mean for those who believe that Adam and Eve's children got married to each other.. no matter how they choose to call it.. but its (incest) :/

we dont adopt that belief actually.. we believe that God dscended maidens from heaven for them to marry.. and it makes more sense to me..

Lion Of Judah #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Atheists, have you ever thought why you weren't born 3000 years ago?
Now questions like this are so deep that not many men can think on this topic, because it's close to God knowledge.

By question is, with all the billions of people that were born over the past 3000 years, why werent you born between then and when you were born?
The only option that makes sense is that God Himself personally setup what time you were to be born.

Now like I said, this question is so hard to comprehend that it's hard to put into words, but I hope you get the drift. :)

So anyway, why weren't you born 3000 years ago?

A Yahoo! User #fundie answers.yahoo.com

The babies who died in the great flood of Noah's time were not human.

NOT HUMAN.

They were a genetic mix between humans and demons, like half human and half demon. And demons CANNOT be redeemed, and their offspring cannot be redeemed either. If God had not destroyed all of them, it would mean that no one born in the future would ever be redeemed. The entire world population would not be redeemable. Some of these half-breed offspring were giants. They were known as the "mighty men of old." (Genesis 6)

Noah and his family still had a pure blood line. So they were allowed to live.

Richard #racist answers.yahoo.com

Why is the media so racist towards white people?

I ask because blacks make up 12/13% of the population, but are in almost every other commercial. Why are white males always cast as dumb, old, ugly, balding, etc...

The answer is obvious, we are hiding from the truth. There are about 50 times more crime by blacks against whites especially rapes and sex crimes. Blacks are famous for forcing white women into prostitution. This happens even here in the UK. In every country blacks are high on the crime statistics and low on achievement. The media reports a very one sided view in order to make it look like blacks are no worse than anyone else.

This is the truth, but what's the bet this will be removed by some lefty racist BIGOT who thinks he has the right to 'censor' what he doesn't like no matter how true. But that will prove my point, they don't want the truth as that makes blacks look bad. Unless you choose this as the 'best answer' before it is sabotaged.

Frizby #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Why do atheists make things up in regards to evolution?

I was just told that certain animals have not evolved for over millions of years because 40 million year old fossils were found that are exactly the same as the animals that exist today, example lions and tigers fossils were found and dated at 40 million years..

If evolution exists then how on earth can animals such as lions and tigers avoid evolving for 40 million years, first you guys say that evolution is on going then you say it stands still, what next "it doesn't exist?", make your minds up, you evolution believers will have an answer im sure but it will be a pathetic one

007 #fundie answers.yahoo.com

(I discovered that my 15 year old daughter is having sex. What should I do?)


Well, you could be like a liberal and just "embrace it". Just tell her "Hey, if it feels good do it!". That is the liberal way. The loony way.

Marcus R #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[from a thread stating that there is no archaeological evidence proving the Bible]

Do you have archaeological evidence that the sun will rise tomorrow? No but you do have faith don't you, so whats really bothering you?

Al :) #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Question for those who don't believe in God - plane crash tragedy today in Hudson River.?

For those of you out there that do not believe there is a God, how do you think the miracle of those people on the plane that crashed into the Hudson, lived? There is no way that those people could have survived if there is no God. He was truely looking after them.

Rolling Stone #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Christians & Atheists: Why are Atheists so smart?
Just think-
1. An Atheist doesn't have to read the Bible or know much about it to reject it and call it false.
2. Some Atheists say they can't believe in something they can't see. They.haven't seen an actual photo of Columbus or Jesus but they know Columbus existed and Jesus didn't..Talk about smart.
3.They cut down answers about the love of Christ and forgiveness because they know that no one should love and forgive. Talk about smart!
4.If they ever do actually read anything in the Bible they only have to pick out a verse or two to find fault with it. They are sooo smart they don't have to read all of the story to see what it actually means. Talk about smart!
5..An Atheist has ESP because they don't have to go to Church to know that what goes on in church is wrong. Talk about smart!
6.If asked, Atheists don't have to admit they are just looking for an excuse not to believe. They KNOW they are just searching for an excuse. Talk about smart.--But -they ain't found one yet. Agree?

Queen Kira #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Yes, I believe that the modern scientific community is heavily biased against creation and the only reason they refuse to debate creationists is because they're afraid of what they might learn - what they already know - that their theory is bankrupt. Every time I've seen a debate between an evolutionist and a creationist, the evolutionist always loses. At the beginning of the debate, the evolutionist has almost 100% support of the audience, but by the end of the debate, the creationist has a standing ovation, and there are about 2 people clapping for the evolutionist. THAT'S why evolutionists are afraid to debate us.

Rev. Albert Einstein #fundie answers.yahoo.com

This question to atheists guys--do u know that if there is god will send you to the bottom of the hell?

Answer : those who choose to live without God here and now...should also consider that they have also made the choice to be without Him for all eternity...

It is very easy to deny its existance...and hid your head in the sand and get flippant...but the reality is that being without God for all eternity is REALLY a torture that no one can endure.

News flash....for the moron who posted after me....Unbelief DOES NOT make hell go away.

Plea4Peace #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Evolution is a lie. Why do people believe it?
Evolution is a lie concocted by eco freaks from PETA. If we are monkeys how come monkeys can't talk? Evolution is taught in schools by liberal communists who hate America and American values. It's also racist. Evolution is used to suggest black people and Australoids are more primitive than other races. How can it be true if it's racist? But these ignorant idiots believe whatever they're told to think. They believe that nature is important and there's global warming and animals are precious and have rights because they're told to think that by liberal teachers and the liberal media. All races are equal, all people are equal for that matter, because God made us that way. Evolutionists hate equality and people. I say if you believe in evolution, go live in antarctica with your precious polar bears, while we drill for oil through your face.

I am One #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Yet another flaw in the THEORY of Evilution!!?
The theory of evolution teaches that living things are becoming more complex as time progresses. Because the chromosomes in living matter are one of the most complex bits of matter in the known universe, it would seem logical to assume that organisms with the least number of chromosomes were the first ones to evolve and those with the most chromosomes are the end result of millions of years of evolution experimenting to increase complexity in living organisms. From the chart, it is "obvious" that we all started off as penicillium with only 2 chromosomes, and that we slowly evolved into fruit flies. After many "millions of years" we turned into tomatoes (or house flies) and so on, until we reached the human stage with 46 chromosomes. One of our ancestors must have been one of the identical triplets—opossums, redwood trees, and kidney beans—with 22 chromosomes each.

If we are allowed to "continue evolving" we may someday be tobacco plants and maybe we may even become carp with 100, or maybe even the ultimate life form, a fern with 480 chromosomes! Don’t you believe it! God made this world and all life forms, as recorded in the Bible.

Fools, they whne about spelling when they have no answer!! PWNED!! EVILution is a lie!!