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God did not make people gay.
(De-)Evolution (Devil-ution) did that so that humans would no longer breed and become extinct. It's called natural deselection
Your question.is silly.
God did not make people gay.
(De-)Evolution (Devil-ution) did that so that humans would no longer breed and become extinct. It's called natural deselection
Your question.is silly.
Do you believe Stephen Hawking is physically challenged due to his rebellion and anger towards God?
Don't you agree that if he prayed to God and accepted Jesus Christ into his heart then that would cure his retardness.
[Yahoo's resident Flat Earther]
There's way more proof. And easy to follow.
Still, there Seem to be Some points for the globe.
But for every One for the globe, there's 5 or more for flat earth.
Spinning, tilted, wobbling, pear shaped, oblate...Who knows?
It's worth it to study Who began NASA.
After 13 Billion dollars, NASA gets One picture? And it is photoshopped?
I think NASA took vengeance on USA... Tricked them.
It reads like a Sc fi story.
Water is flat, horizon is flat, railways don't curve.
Did you know that 95% of americans are scientifically-illiterate?
Answer :From what I saw this very young girl thinks we are illiterate because we refuse evolution.
America became the most powerful nation in the world because of our literate Word of God, the Holy Bible. We are becoming illiterate because we refuse to read the Bible. Without the Holy Spirit who teaches us all things, we are becoming illiterate.
She's blaming religion and I'm blaming the lack of the Holy Spirit within Americans. Our churches are watered down, lukewarm and useless. Try a few different churches from your own and you will wonder where is the Lord in this church.
Satan has crept into our churches and the devil is preaching in the pulpits and America is confused.
The Word of God teaches that Judgment begins in the house of God.
This young girl has been hurt by an evil church group who became a stumbling block to her. How many Americans suffer from being hurt by church members? How many Americans have left churches before they joined thinking that all the church wants in their money? How many Americans have been to churches that never once gave an invitation to make a public profession of their faith in Christ Jesus? How many Americans have left churches wanting to know Jesus better but never once were they told how to learn more about Christ Jesus? Or how to be baptised? Or what it takes to be saved? Or what it takes to have a relationship with Christ? Or what is being born again? People walk in and walk out of churches without ever being taught about the cross of Jesus.
I wish 95% of Americans were Christian. If the little girl thinks science can teach her things. She has no idea what the Holy Spirit can teach her.
[in response to whether or not homosexuality is a choice]
Is bestiality a lifestyle choice? No, and neither is homosexuality. Your desires from homosexuality stem from being abused as a child, or demonic spirits working in your life.
{responses to earlier question by I Love Jesus! about an atheist child}
ellinka:buy him a Bible for his birthday. have a talk with him and a real one! convince to go to church just one time! and this time he cant make any excuses. pray for him, wow you're a good christian to be concerned about others and to try to help them out.
Jesus is lord! : pray for him. maybe try talking to him about Jesus. non-believers are our responsibility.
now involving everyone else who is answering, whats your problem?! you treat us Christians as though we're scum! we are trying to teach people the truth, not "brainwash" them!
steadfast : keep praying, be a good witness.
God exists, those who believe we evolved from an ameba need to consider this: why did we happen to evolve on a planet that has everything we need to live on it? why did we turn out to be shaped like men? the things atheists base their religion off of are too fragile and thin to be supportive of anything they say.
Are you glad you were not aborted?
Would you think it was morally wrong or
unfair if you were (hypothetically)?
Are you pro-choice or pr0-life?
Can atheist and christians come please?
atheist: why do you actually think there is no God?
theres so many facts around the world. i mean a big bang cant make the whole world. and anyways. who made the bang? who made the universe? who made humans have thousands of launguages? it WAS proven that there was jesus. how does the sun, moon stars etc stand perfect in the same place? if a "bang" happened why didnt another one happen? and anyways since your just science only doesnt it scare you that the world could just stop spinning any second? im not because i have faith.
Christians: what are you catholic or protestant. and why?
[Talking about divorce rates in Christian communities.]
Your statistics are incorrect.
Besides, most of those in the US who profess to be Christians only do so because they hold Christian beliefs.
I recently read where someone made a statement about homosexuality (not) being a choice and why would anyone choose a lifestyle that is ridiculed and rejected and made fun of....Hmmmm...curious. I write this with no intent to demean or degrade homosexuals. I write this to ask, "why would people "choose" to be a christian and live a lifestyle that is deraded ridiculed and made fun of?"
You know what I think is funny? That fact that you are going to burn in hell for eternity, hahahaha!!
It is not known whether God created oil when he made the earth 6000 years ago, or whether oil and coal deposits were generated during Noah's flood 4000 years ago. It does not mattter. What does matter is if you don't believe that God created the earth 6000 years ago, you are going to Hell.
[From Yahoo Answers Question: Who knows how to file a DMCA against "fundies say the darnedest things"? Emphasis added]
OK, so I've been researching what I can do to take Fundies (which is an offensive term) Say the Darnedest Things down, and I've come across something called a DMCA that I think will get the company that runs the server of the website to take them down at least for a little bit while I peruse other legal options. I'm not really sure how to file one though, anyone know how?
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I want serious answers on how, no atheist answers from now on please
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You guys are useless, I'm calling a lawyer. You guys are costing me money
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You guys cost me 200 dollars because no one would tell me how to file a DMCA so I called a lawyer and I had to pay him 200 dollars for the time I spent talking to him
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[Best Response:
I'm curious as to what your lawyer told you. Did he, for instance, tell you that because comments are posted in public, they are not protected by copyright?
Did he, perchance, mention that by posting a link to the original post, that even if it was copyrighted, it's still ok to comment on it?
I hope so, otherwise, your $200 was wasted.]
Ya that's pretty much what he told me. I've decided not to file a DMCA because of that and the whole venomfangx thing. It's a shame because you guys really shouldn't be legally able to blaspheme the Lord.
[Question:
To the Christians who have non-believing children?
Are they going to hell?]
Answer:
just beat them. With a rod, like it tells me to in the bible.
[I was wondering how many Christians out there really believe Eve was made from Adams rib?
And would you mind giving me a logical scientific explanation that would support this? (I don't see how it's possible, .....but I'll be open minded about it)
so do u really think Eve was really made from one of Adam's ribs?]
I believe. Logical proof? Christians don't need that. We have faith.
the big bang is not real
God created the earth
think about it... if the earth was an inch closer to the sun, we would burn
if it was an inch further we would freeze
the fact that scientists think that the earth broke off from an asteroid or watever and just happened to be pulled in by the sun's gravitational pull in the perfect place is ludacris
Question [which was stolen from Epicurus]:
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able, and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God.
[The fundy answer]
No, he allows evil and he is capable to do anything. Judgement day will come.
If God exists and if He is a tyrant--you need to believe him---to be saved
who doesent believe you will be punished in the grave for you sins that you did not repent upon? TRY THIS
1.put a cat or a dog in a graveyard
2.what do they do
they will immediatly try to run out or start barking mad or other things.
The reason why . Only animals hear the punishments.
They can hear all the people screaming because of punishment.
the prophet muhammad says, "if god were to let you hear the screaming you would faint"......ill try and get the proper ayah.
IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME ,TRY IT
Atheists are pretty stupid?
Atheists think they're superior to non-atheists (mostly) because they think they have a superior ability to use logic. Well thing is that you only see things for what they are, a primitive way of realizing conciseness.
Science is like religion in a way too, thinking up theories that make no sense at first and setting out to prove them.
[Question: Atheists, have you ever asked people NOT to pray for you?]
Answer:
I love it. It made me wonder who they call upon when s**t hits the fan.
"oh photons, oh neurons" it is really funny. If their child was in the hospital dying what would they do. Say don't pray for my child.
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Non-Christians, is this why you don't like being in the presence of Christians?
I think it's because of the holiness that is within us, which comes from God. In other words, I think it's kind of like being in the dark for a very long time, and then entering a brightly lit room. Right now, you are wandering around in the dark, and when you see the bright light that is our holiness and righteousness, it hurts your eyes, and irritates you, and makes you want to turn away.
[What goes through a lost person's mind when he hits the flames of hell?]
Is it wrong to find great amusement in pondering this? As all the atheists, scientists, and philosophers burn in hell for dissing God just like in Dante's Inferno, I kinda laugh. But to answer you question: OH MY GOD literally lol, as the devil a s s rapes them for all eternity.
GEE.....
I wonder how it would make an atheist feel to find out that their child has become a devout, card carrying, Christian??
I can hear it now...ATHEOS FORBID!! WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT!! AND HERE WE HAVE SPENT FOUR DECADES BUSTING OUR HUMPS TO PROTECT YOU FROM ANY TAINT OF CHRISTIANITY!
OH, BOO HOO HOO HOO....OH, ATHEOS, WHERE DID I GO WRONG......
Evolution and a billion. Do you know how long a billion is?
A billion SECONDS ago it was 1978. (How many of you were born after 1978?)
A billion MINUTS ago, Jesus (you know, the one you might not believe in) was alive
A billion DAYS ago, mankind was in what some refer to as "the Stone Age"
And we're supposed to believe that it took things billions and billions and billions of years to come about. Then billions and billions and billiions of more years to go through billions of changes to get to what we have today.
Scenario: After billions of years the first tree comes about. The first tree eventually grows into a palm tree. After billions of more years, some palm trees develop the ability to go through billions of change and becomes non fruit bearing maple trees, Billions of years later, maple trees go through billions of changes and becomes fruit bearing apple trees. I could go on but you get the idea.
It has been shown just how large & long a billion is
but you still think things happened that way?
Creation takes a few words.
Creation doesn't need billions and billions and billions and billions of years and have to go through bilions and billions of changes. Creation is instant. All that time and all those changes aren't necessary. Why? Because they were created that way to begin with. An oak tree didn't have to change and develope into an apple tree (or vice versa). It was created as such a tree and no changes are necessary,
WHY DO PEOPLE HATE FICTIONKIN?
Many people say these fictionkin are crazy, and they make people's creativity worthless. However, there is historical fiction, and they happen to be very creative. Maybe people object to fictionkin since they love atheism.
Fictionkin means the supernatural exists, and there is more to this horrible death-filled world. If there are fictionkin, there will be like celebrities with superpowers. Fans will love the stories even more, since they now can meet their favorite characters! However, the evil characters should not exist. Hopefully if there is a god, then God will make people's favorite characters real.
The Bible says we are created in God's image! That would make God a *** or a dyke, which is not the case because Jesus was without sin. Look at a gay guy, usually he acts so feminine it is sickening. The there are the lesbians who act ever so masculine. That is God's way of saying, "Hello McFly, see something wrong here?"
Atheists: Does it not take faith to deny the evidence that more than 1/3 of the world population?
...has presented to you?? More than 1/3 of the world population believe in God and has experienced His Spirit; does it not take faith to deny such a huge evidence?
[Why God heals some reptiles' amputee tails and not any human amputees?
is God a reptile lover? what does it take for Him to be a human lover?
share your thougths]
This kind of free thinking reason is very anti-Christian. Your not supposed to ask questions... just have faith.
Has Anyone Seen Evolution?
Two questions immediately come to mind after evolutionists attempt to explain our world and we who live in it and ask questions about who we are and how we got here. First, who is this “evolution” person who did these things? Point him/her/it out to me.
When pushed, evolutionist would have to admit that no one has ever seen the invisible entity that has been named “evolution.” Is evolution like the Force of Star Wars that “surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together”?
[Hide your Irony Meters]
Has anyone here ever considered the reason why Atheists spend so much time refuting something they "don't even care about"? The fact is that they're afraid of God. Deep down they know there is one, but they don't want to believe because they feel better being their own Gods to do whatever they want. They use Believers as a scapegoat for conflicting emotions. Their goal is to convince themselves there is no God so that they can be free of the topic. This will never happen because something in the back of their mind always reminds them that they're wrong. So for all your believers, don't argue with Atheists. They will never believe, no matter what, thus creating their own hell.
Atheists, why do you say prayer logically makes no sense if God is supposed to be loving?
Here is what one of you recently said to a Christian who said that God had a plan for her:
"God wants you to be happy but he says no to a child who prays for his dad to stop raping him? Some ego you have there."
Okay, it is not morally right for God to stop this because he has to allow free will. If he stopped every parent from raping children, the world would be destroyed because there would be NO free will and every one would be robots and we would be FORCED to do good.
God CANNOT intervene for the greater good.
Do you understand?
Atheists worship the creation, not the Creator. How brilliant is that?
They know God is real, they just tell the lie that they don't believe. They have no fear of God, because He hasn't struck them dead with a lightening bolt yet, but the day is coming soon, when they will scoff no more. Be assured of this truth.
When will the first atheist televangelist appear?
Answer : What will he do; dress in a monkey suit and give hour long sermons on evolution, the meaninglessness of life, the relativity of truth, and pass out buttons of the word hope with a red slash through it? Will there also be free Prozac with the refreshments for those listening to his "I hate people of faith" speeches?
Would he then in the same tradition of the religious he so despises, amass great wealth from these televised charades?
Some of this has already begun. There's a name for it also; the American Education System.
Jesus said....?
"I am the way the truth and the life, no man can come unto the Father except by me...", Seeing how jesus made this statement how can anyone think there is any other way to God?
[Would you deny a child a loving pair of mothers just because it didn't fit your religious beliefs?]
To save them from Hell; if we deny gay marriage and adoption then that will force homos to be straight and marry the opposite gender, thus saving their souls from Hell!
It's the Christian thing to do!
Praise Jesus!
If the theory of Evolution were proven wrong tomorrow, how would that make God real?
Answer :
That's just another reason why I trust what God says about life and how it got here since He was here to see it and He doesn't make mistakes, unlike people who make plenty of mistakes and were not here to see what happened.
Is atheism a crutch for people who can't understand the complexity of God, so they just reject the idea of God?
after all its easier to assign our own world view onto God...and if God doesn't fit it...that God isn't worthy of worship, praise, respect, etc...than to actually try understand God...
We learn, not evolve. Evolution is for passive victims.
I have no fear that God will not give us all the wisdom we need.
Atheists don't believe the bible and yet they continue to use the 7 day week created by god in the beginning.
Why don't they make a 10 day week...or an 8 day week ? The answer is....they can't. It's been tried before. Man using any other system will screw up his internal clock. It must be 7 days as god said. And it is.
[How did Noah get food for all the millions of animals inside the ark for a whole year?]
All animals ate vegetation as did noah and his family.
How do people grow things in their house.
They use pots or window seals. Its possible on one deck Noah had soil and had a garden made in the ark on one deck.
We can do it in our house Noah could have done the same thing in the ark. The animals were controlled by God. its possible God also put them into hibernation mode.
(how many idiotic answers can there be to this one question?...)
All Non Believers?has you god(s) ever done the following?Answer the following....?
1)Healed you of any deceases?
2)Made you feel good when talking to them?
3)Has it or they ever helped you or comfort you?
4) do you have some laws that are also the 10 commandments?
5) did the god you live for die for you?
6) Is their a place like heaven in your belief?
7) Does your belief promise ever lasting life?
8)do you (did you) obey your parents(5th commandment in the Bible)?
9)If you don't believe in anything , why do you believe 1+1=2, is one really true then?
10)Does you belief or god have a television or even a RADIO station here in the us or Even around the world?
11) Do cry out to God or Jesus Christ, when you stub you toe, or get angry, or do you cry out to your god, or mystial being that you don't believe??
12)LAST but not least? Did your history text book say a.D. after Jesus death, and B.C. Before Christ, if so then why deny him now??
[Confessions of a demented mind]
Like many atheists, it sounds like you have to really talk yourself into believing there's no God.
And whenever we have to talk ourselves into believing or doing something, then there's probably a problem with that something.
No offense, but we who know and follow God are intellectually stronger than people who do not.
We don't need proof, nor do we need to see Him physically, to accept that He exists. It takes a certain mental and intellectual strength to do that -- something which atheists don't have.
Why do people think you need sunlight for plants. Plants grown on the ocean floor 5 miles down. It's documented.
Leitchen grows on the NORTH SIDE away from the sun.
Mushrooms grow in caves.
People need to read a science book.
Science books have just as much fantasy as the Bible, only they have more respect among some people.
Pluto was once considered, scientifically, to be a planet you know! There's a book from Dr. Fred Hoyle that says so! It also says the Universe is in Steady State.
It would be great if evolution was disproven once and for all. Then there'd be no more Atheists and we'd all live in piece.
Some insights for people who think Hell is unreasonable?
Ask yourself this question. Why don't we get mad at someone who steps on an ant, but we give 5-10 years in jail for someone who kills some dirty criminal, and life-in-jail (or death sentence) to someone who kills the president?
In all three instances someone murdered. So why the different punishment.
The only thing that changed in this scenario was the worth of the person/thing the crime was committed against. Wouldn't it then follow that crimes committed against an infinitely worthy person/thing would require an infinite punishment?
[Question: Atheists. why can't you just understand that science was/is planted by the devil to confuse you?
science isn't real, it's all made up.]
Answer:
Science is knowledge.
The Bible is an exact science
Proverbs 14:7
"Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge"
Whatever you said about women of our time is 100% correct. I know you are an alpha male and played a lot of dating game. All those girlfriends you’ve been with were nothing but useless women. Women simply don't deserve more than a one night stand. Yes, I will say this to all men. When you pick up chics don't stay with them longer than one night. Just fu*ck and dump them. Run away from these bitche*s. Pick bi*ch fuc*k and fu*ck off repeat. Women are only good for a sex nothing more. No women in the world deserve a man’s true attention, love and affection. There isn’t any girlfriend or wife material anymore let alone good looking women with good body and figure. All of them are fat whales and shapeless anyway.
Leave the physical part and talk about their moral values. They have no human values like men. They have no emotions or feelings like we men do. Women are selfish and lacks empathy and compassion for other human beings. They will s*ck any co*ck if they are as evil as them and entertain their arrogant behaviour. Well it’s not a cup of tea for every man including me (though I do pretend like an @sshole sometimes to seduce them). Men are strong, smart, intelligent and above all we are human beings. We have a good heart. Men are not worthless sex machines like women. I do f*ck a lot of women but I never gave my heart away to any of these sl*ts. I don’t expect to find that perfect woman either. Treat women like prostitutes and nothing special.
I know my answer is going to make all the women here (and white knights) so angry so I expect them to start some shaming attack against me which means my answer trigger them, I will be happy to see that. Truths are always uncomfortable for those who try to hide it from everyone. Best of luck my friend. May god bless you.
[Did God form patterns (constellations) when he placed the stars in the sky?]
Think about the North Star that has guided travelers long before GPS, as well as other constellations used for that purpose.
Also, remember the importance placed on stars, such as the appearance of the Start of Bethlehem that led the Wise Men to find Jesus at His birth. I don't think that is coincidence.
God forbade worshipping stars and occultic practices such as astology. I would argue that He did this, not because there is nothing to it, but because there is something to it that is supernatural in nature and taps into powers beyond our control.
He did it on purpose, His purpose, whether we completely understand it or not. Nothing God does is random or meaningless.