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God's Faithful Disciple #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Turn off your irony meters before reading]

Do atheists ever realize the ridiculousness of their beliefs?

Atheists put their "faith" in unproved theories. Theories that try but fail to explain the origin of life and the universe. Their theories are usually proved wrong every century or less, as new evidence and technologies come into usage. The leap of faith required to believe such nonsensical theories is difficult to fathom.

Unlike scientific theories, God has been a constant throughout all human history.

Servant of Jesus #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Evolution accepters. How do you explain this?

The moon is losing mass. It is slowly moving away from Earth at the current rate of approximately 2 inches per day.

If this is true, then the moon used to be much closer.

The inverse square law says if you half the distance you quadruple the attraction.

So 30-40 million years ago the tides would have drowned everything on Earth twice a day.

That’s only 30-40 million years! Imagine 2 billion!

Please explain how the Earth can still be billions of years old?

Johann P #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Christians, why is the Name of your God: LORD on toilets?
In all the English, and sometimes not English countries, the Name LORD and LADIES is on toilet doors.
2 King 10:18 - 27 King Jehu destroyed the worshipers of baal and made toilets from the house of baal.
Satan managed to make us place the Name of our Lord on toilets.
When you see this, ask the owner to take it off.

Hytolio #fundie answers.yahoo.com

How come atheists can't realize that God's existence can't be proven because he is too gorgeous and beautiful?
Atheists often demand concrete proofs so that they may believe God. Often, they imply that they want some sort of visual manifestation of God before their very faces, convincing them of the divine glory and mystery of the Lord. However, that cannot happen because God's true form is far too beautiful and potent for mere mortals to behold; since God well knows of this circumstance, he never avails himself the opportunity of directly displaying his majestic splendor and radiance, thus preventing mankind from experiencing any physical or mental shocks from such exposure.

In other words, God is like a topless woman. Women, with all of their exquisite bodily grace, replete with refined and elegant curves, endued with glamorous and comely natural proportions, are far too beautifully stunning and attractive to behold with no barriers. The feminine mystique and pulchritude of the breasts, combined with all of the other gorgeous parts of a woman, are too much for the course of mundane affairs and would doubtless lead to traffic accidents, and other gratuitous distractions if fully exposed to the world. For this reason, we have laws that prohibit the complete bareness of the female figure, making toplessness illegal.

God's beauty far surpasses that of women so his visual manifestation would have extremely dire ramifications on the thoughts and actions of mankind. Atheists, you will not get a convincing and cogent proof of God's existence. Instead, you have to rely on the primary and secondary accounts of the works and life of Jesus Christ to gain the faith necessary to convert to theism.

Fred #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Answer to a question regarding how creationists explain seeing light from sources over 10000 light years away]

Its debatable:
Light has been slowing down exponetially since the first records taken 300 years ago. all records in the past were higher not lower. Even by giving or taking a little for error they are still statisticaly higher.
Therefore bck tracking light that way, means lght 10 billion light years away is actually less than 10000 years away

Soldier for Salvation #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Evolutionists, what is your answer for how the mammoths got frozen in place?

Here is an explanation from a REAL scientist.

An ice meteor came flying through space and crashed into Earth. Due to the Earth's magnetic field, all of the ice fell and gathered on the poles (top and bottom). Also, the mammoths were instantly frozen in place. Also, the remnants flew out into space and created the polar caps of Mars and the icy rings of Saturn (what's your explanation for how those got there?).

If the mammoths got frozen in place, which they did, it couldn't have happened gradually. They would have decomposed. But they got frozen practically in place and instantly. This raises suspicion.

[posted later...]

This is from Kent Hovind. I can't find an actual web site, but you can read about it on Wikipeidia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_Hovind#The_Hovind_Theory

ree #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Speaking in tongues, does this happen to Muslims?
I have witnessed Christians speak in tongues, if God and Christianity do not exist and people doubt this, how can this happen? I want to know what you think about this.
And Muslims if you doubt and deny Jesus Christ how can you explain this? Members of Islam have you ever witnessed this gift in Islam (the ability to speak to god one-on-one), if not does that make you question which religion is the truth?

wtf #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Athiests, if you say its not a religion..then why are you in this section if atheism is not a religion?

no hater comments

[You don't have to be a cat to visit the Cats section. Same goes for R&S.]

ok but cats cant type can they?

Losasha #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Question: "Is Sarah Palin one of the holiest people to walk the earth since Jesus?"
This woman is amazing! I cannot believe she lost. She is big on Christian values, keeping children from being corrupted by homosexuals, is pro-life, intelligent, has a beautiful family, and is kind to all. Does anyone think that she could really be Jesus in disguise or possibly one of his favorite soldiers?

no change without christ #fundie answers.yahoo.com

People who want to take Christ out of the "holiday"?
Are you ready to give back your gifts. The tradition of gift giving is an echo of the wise men giving Jesus gifts. If you are going to be unwise and remove Christ from the "Holiday" are you also ready to do without Gifts? Or is your ethical stand only for show, with nothing behind it?

zach #racist answers.yahoo.com

only males have souls females are just objects on the earth men use to reproduce your no importance for us except for urges though chinease people don't have souls either male or female. hope this answers your question

Girl with the Red Nose #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Is it wrong that I can't find it in my heart to not hate atheists?
I am a humble person, but not through religion! Atheists are poison!

They speak of religion with such unholy contempt, it feels almost impossible to forgive them for it. Nothing compels them... therefore there is no reason to mingle with them.

I propose--for all Christians--to initiate a divide between themselves and these Satanic people for the sake of their own well-being.

Honestly, at this point, I myself have made it a priority in my life to avoid them as much as possible, lest I become corrupted by that which they do best: poison others.

As will be the case for my [future] children & spouse, I will never associate with them.

Additional Details
NO I don't hate homosexuals!
For they legitimately know not what they do... they've been brainwashed into thinking that it's natural... by whom?

Atheists!

Attack the cause not the symptoms!T
Therefore... I love gay people... for the sake of my religion

[...]

I apologise if I didn't make it clear... the cause in this context... is the atheist influence over innocent Christians... and effectively rendering them homosexual.

?' #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Question: Atheists: How come you're not scared of hell fire?]

Answer:

Atheists would rather have their homosexual lustful sinful fun now, and worry about the punishment later. They live in the present, that's the problem... never thinking about what awaits them.

qwerty #fundie answers.yahoo.com

(emphasis added)

Evolution is not a fact. In science only things that can be repeated are considered facts. If some atheist scientist who supports the Big Bang theory could have grown a human being from a bacterial culture he would have a done it or at least made some kind of progress in doing so. You will find no such scientist accomplishing this endeavor because the Big Bang theory is FALSE!

Some people have worked to their deaths trying to discredit God and His creations. I think it's pathetic. Can we stick to things that won't waste billions of dollars. There are people still dying of cancer. Geesh!
To this date, I have yet to read about a lineage of primates having produced a human being.

No offense but this topic is just so tired.

Source(s):
Scientist.

Julie #fundie answers.yahoo.com

I had a dream that one of my Christian coworkers was sad and broken hearted inside because he hadn't forgiven someone from his past. I felt that God was trying to communicate with me so I will tell this man and he will get closer to God by forgiving that person. However, I am nervous about it. Should I call him- tell him at work- what should I do to follow God's will in this situation?

s2scrm #fundie answers.yahoo.com

When Christians proselytize, it's "witnessing". When Atheists do the same, it's "attacking". Why?


Answer:It has to do with intent.

When Christians witness, it is with the intent to save a soul from death and cover a multitude of sin.

When an atheist attacks a Christian, it is with the intent to rob a soul of life and cause him to sin.

American and Republican Pride #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Question asking what is the "Leftist Agenda"]

Well Here It Is:
* Taxpayer-funded and/or legalized abortion
* Censorship of teacher-lead prayer in classrooms and school sponsored events
* Support for gun control
* Support of obscenity and pornography as a First Amendment right
* Income redistribution, usually through progressive taxation
* Government-rationed medical care, such as Universal Health Care
* Taxpayer-funded and government-controlled public education
* The denial of inherent gender differences
* Insisting that men and women have the same access to jobs in the military
* Legalized same-sex marriage
* Implementation of affirmative action
* Political correctness
* Support of labor unions
* Teaching acceptance of promiscuity through sexual "education" rather than teaching abstinence from sex.
* A "living Constitution" that is reinterpreted as liberals prefer, rather than how it was intended
* Government programs to rehabilitate criminals
* Abolition of the death penalty
* Environmentalism
* Disarmament treaties
* Globalism
* Opposition to an interventionalist American foreign policy
* Opposition to full private property rights
* Reinstating the Fairness Doctrine
* In 2005, it was reported by CBS News that liberals were the most likely supporters of the theory of evolution. The theory of evolution is a key component of atheistic ideologies in the Western World.
* Opposition to domestic wire-tapping as authorized in the Patriot Act
* Calling anyone they agree with a "professor" regardless of whether he earned that distinction based on a real peer review of his work (e.g., Richard Dawkins and Barack Obama).

Conservative Agenda:
* Return of prayer in school
* Prohibition of abortion
* Opposition to same-sex marriage licenses and homosexuals
* Support of laws against pornography
* Support of the Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms
* Economic allocative efficiency (as opposed to popular equity)
* Stronger law enforcement and anti-crime laws, including the death penalty
* Parental control of education
* Private medical care and retirement plans
* Weakening or canceling failed social support programs
* Generally opposed to the United Nations
* Support enforcement of current laws regarding immigration
* Support tightening of border security
* Respect for our military... past and present
* Literal interpretation of the Bible and rejection of evolutionism
* Low taxes, especially for families
* Opening foreign markets to U.S. products
* Less power for the federal government and more for local and state governments
* A strong national defense

Liberals want to destroy traditional values

grnlow #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Genesis 1:6, backed by 2 Peter 3:6 shows with all that water, a good portion was removed to form an insulating blanket around Earth. The land then, was largely smooth. Without the mountain peaks and ocean trenches we have today.

We are not told how long after that period that the Creative Days began. Nor the centuries of continental drift starting after the Flood. Allowing all the animals and people to get to settling in most all the contenients and simply walk to them. Over many decades, people have seen all of them fit together as one giant jig-saw puzzle.

To allow waters to receed after the Flood taking an entire year, major changes in earth's plates had to occur. Since most of the water came from the canopy, imagine the stress put on them! Some plates dipped to form ocean trenches. Which pushed others to push up, to form mountains.

ALunaticFriend #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Should America Christianize Iran once we're finished with Iraq?

Answer : We should put Christianity in Iraq first. You tell me where the Christians are cutting the heads of other people on the internet.. Which Christians are doing that. And Europe should be Christianized too. So that Hitler thing doesn't happen again.

??? #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Not the kind that we normally think of. Slavery in the OT was a volentary act by the slave if they couldn't afford living expenses. They would submit themselves to be slaves in exchange for food, shelter, etc. When their time was up they could choose to go or stay. Many stayed in gratitude to their masters.

anonymous #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Why don't atheists realize they believe in fantasy?

They've replaced factually based angels and demons with "energy" and "dark energy"

Yeah, OK, atheists! It's "dark energy" that makes people evil, not demons. lol

Mintee #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Q - If we're made in God's image, why aren't we invisible?]

who says he is invisible.. Maybe we just cannot see him.. God created our ability to see, but we see onlya limited level of light rays.. Dogs and animals can see on higher color spectrums than we humans.. Maybe we just dont see whats out there, but its there nontheless..

anonymous #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Could fashion magazines be the cause of atheism?
in the bible it says God made man in his own image. When atheists look in the mirror and see what they look like maybe they don't think much of God at all. Also when they get to see people in magazines they must think even less of themselves so they end up thinking even less of God. At school a lot of the atheists are feminists and they are always complaining and one of the things i heard them say was fashion magazines were bad for their self esteem. In the old days there weren't magazines so people didn't know they were not very pretty and maybe that could explain why atheism is increasing.

Karoly #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Is atheism an offshoot of Islam?
The basic declaration of faith in Islam is

"There is no god, but God".

This statement has two parts

1) There is no god
2) But there is one God

This statement was revolutionary considering the time it was revealed. It reduced the number of gods to just one, which is so close to atheism. The first part is very significant in that it rejects all baseless beliefs associated with "gods", which is the essence of atheism; whereas the second part explains the uniformity, will and purpose behind the creation of the universe as well as the source of the moral principles governing the human society which are basically religious in origin, but still which even the atheists condone. Historically it can be seen that atheistic ideology came into being only after the advent of Islam. It arose in Europe during the dark ages as the rebellion against the church as a result of their interaction with the Islamic civilization which was flowering at that time. However as the Europe didn’t become Muslim they embraced only the first part in principle. Still they too accepted two vital corollaries of the second: That the universe is governed by a single will, which is of course the science; and they too accepted the moral values like human equality, freedom, fraternity, justice and morality which are basically religious in origin, but has been corrupted over the ages and has been re-founded by Islam. (For example even though there are many scientific theories challenging the human equality, atheists has generally favored it).

Hence it may be safe to state that atheism is an offshoot of Islam?

ricky #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Without the opposite you cease to exist! Atheist would not exist without God! No Darkness without Light.?
Atheist!!!-----you only get your power from there actually Being a God. In Order to resist, there must be something pushing.Without God....? you would be pushing on a rope instead of pulling on it. It's worthless to push on a rope! So Atheist!!! Thank God As Your Opponent, For He Gives Your Cause Substinance.

John the Baptist #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[In response to the question "Atheists: Why aren't mice considered our closer evolutionary ancestor than chimps? Since we share more DNA?"]

The authoritative answer is that it doesn't really matter "who" we're related to in the "evolutionary tree."

What simply matters is that those who choose to believe in evolution have temporarily escaped from God's Commandments, and in their own eyes, they are free to live as they choose.

This means that abortion, homosexual marriage, recreational sex, drug and alcohol abuse, and anything else they "choose" to do is OK, because they simply choose not to believe in the One who has commands against those things.

At the heart of atheism is selfishness: I WILL DO WHAT I WANT.

John the Baptist

JR.LOVED #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Someone asks if there is any physical evidence for a historical Jesus and the following is the answer:

Men O men how blind can you be. I suppose your mother doesn't exist, and neither do you.
The existence of Christ Jesus is revealed by the holy spirit with in those who believe in the living god Christ Jesus. I suppose you don't believe in life itself nor the grass that grows under your feet. When you were a baby your mother raised you, you learn life as it is, but some one must have dropped you own your head and knocked some screws loose. I suggest a counselor for you. Or maybe you don't exist either.

dumb dumb #fundie answers.yahoo.com

do athiests really believe?

God by the very nature of God exists. To disprove God, one must end communication, because the word God is the only proof that is logically necessary to argue for God's existence. The word is God and God is the word. So, by believing in disbelief they proove that they acknowledge language whis is logically proving that they, in fact, believe (all though they claim not to) in God.

007 #fundie answers.yahoo.com

(Creationists, why are you so stupid?)

HA!I'm not the one who thinks we came from monkies!Answer me this them,Mr. Knowitall.How did the two monkeys that we came from know to evolve at the same time?What if the female monkey evolved first,did she have to wait around until the male monkey finished evolving from whatever they were before?Did she have to say to him "hurry up and evolve so we can make baby humans together"?Yeah,creationists are the stupid ones.lmao!

Shamgaur #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Atheists: Is evolutionary theory concerning the origins of a man really science?
It seems to me that the fossil record is not favorable for scientists and since real science requires firsthand observation... Well, we certainly haven't obesrved this accidental transformation, did we?

anne frank #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Atheism is a fad cult whose followers worship Richard Dawkins instead of God. It is most notably the only religion that is self-deluded enough to claim to be backed up by science. Its followers are even more ignorant, dogmatic, and fanatical about their chosen spiritual path than they claim Muslims, Christians, Hindoos or Jews to be. They use science as their excuse for said dogmatism, and, unfortunately, some of them truly believe their own bullshit in this regard. Ironically, atheism is the most fundamentalist religion known to man. Atheists are hypocritical enough to think that killing 5 billion theists equates to world peace, or, more precisely that as long as people don't agree with them humans still possess the ability to hurt each other.

However, there is a key difference. People who convert to Islam or Christianity do so because they want to have a more fulfilling life, or because they had a genuine religious experience. People who become atheists do so because they got picked on in high school. Rummage through an atheist's emotional baggage and you will find a pile of leftover teenage angst, a few cases of repressed rage at mommy and daddy, and an overpowering urge to feel superior wrapped around a stupendous amount of self-loathing. Ultimately the "atheist movement" is just another Internet fad, mostly made up of attention whores, sycophants, stupid arrogant twats, bigots, assholes, and demagogues.

Matthew #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Question: Answer me this question: why do the vast majority of professional scientists say that evolution is the best theory we have? Would you argue with a doctor about the best treatment for cancer (wait a minute some of you would!)? Then why do you argue with biologists and physicists about the big bang and evolution?]


Answer:

I believe Almighty Creator God who was present at Creation, rather than a guessing Phd.

Boum Boum #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Did God cause Hurricane Irene and the earthquake?]

No Wichcraft did, every year during the Ramadam one can observe the same predicament, all them muslims being afficionados of the great america it does not help, they pray to their demons and it works, it is that simple, but if you pay attention you will see the return of the boomerang effect very soon in their countries , and that my friend is not witchcraft ,it;s all God works
Source(s):
Torah

coñsuela #fundie answers.yahoo.com

i think people that crusade against the religious have zero positive input to society .. theyre just looking for someone to blame and fixing nothing .. pathetic, worthless pieces of human trash is about how i perceive them

Better to be Right than Liberal & Naomi #fundie answers.yahoo.com

For president, would you rather vote for an atheist, a gay-married man, or an evangelical christian?

the atheist: gets rid of all religious entities in the government (to actually become separated from church and state)
Ex. taking away "in god we trust" on currency, officiating the original pledge of allegiance ("god" wasn't inserted until the 1950s), etc

The gay-married man: establishes legality of gay marriage in all 50 states and promotes gay awareness in schools (aka that it isn't evil to be gay, that it is simply who some people are; also noting that it is not a myth or disease.)

The evangelical christian uses god metaphors in all that he does, does not support scientific research he believes is contradictory to the bible, and believes in creation, no global warming, and geocentric theories.


Better to be Right than Liberal : Anyone but the gays. Atheist are scary b/c they don't believe in a higher being, but gays are amoral.

The Christian.

Naomi : The Christian. This is a Christian nation, and beliefs among the minority should not enforce their beliefs on a mostly Christian nation.

What do you have against God anyway? Get some humilty.

L T #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Atheist, do you not believe in God because there is not “physical” evidence of His existence?
Have you ever tried reading the Bible?
Has a Christian ever tried to witness to you but you cut them off or turned them away?
Have you ever thought that God does really exist?
Was there something specific that caused you to not believe that God exists?
If I told you that God loves you, you wouldn’t believe me because He doesn’t exist right? Why?
If I told you that God will judge you, you wouldn’t believe me right? Why?
If I told you that in the book of Revelations it says that Jesus will return for His believers you surely would not believe me right? Why?

I am not trying to be rude. I just notice that many Atheists really try and bring down the Chrisitan faith, (my faith). I would like to know why it's so important that you try and quiet us and make us believe that we are dilusional or something. I feel that you are a bit close-minded but you probably feel the same way about me.

G C #fundie answers.yahoo.com

(Why Don't some Christians believe in Tolerance for all?)

Tolerance is taught by those who are led by their feelings instead of their thoughts. God has only one way. He is intolerant. We must be about our Father's business, we can not be tolerant when the fate of the nation and ultimately the world is in question as it is today. Abortions, homosexuality, liberalism, sexual activity outside of marriage, cheating, lies and a host of other things are considered the norm today. All of it is against God. We cannot condone what God condemns.

golfman #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Re: Can science explain miracles?]

To some extent, yes.
Some time ago (I forget the exact details) two scientists tested the parting of the Red Sea. They put water in a funnel (that looked a lot like the Red Sea) and passed a magnet under and around it. The water parted.
They came to the conclusion that the Red Sea could not have parted because where would you get a magnet that big?
Of course, since God has virtually unlimited power, he could have employed any type of magnetism he wanted.

Fisherman #fundie answers.yahoo.com

You can just ignore all the evidence of an intelligent designer. Ever been on a roundabout at the children's playground? What happens it it goes fast and you don't hold on? You will fly off! The earth spins much much faster yet we don't fly into space. The intelligent designer designed gravity so we can keep our feet on the ground.

thatoneguyhmm #conspiracy answers.yahoo.com

How do you feel about a tiny Microchip being implanted inside your body! AKA "Mark Of The Beast"?
I already know there's gonna be a bunch of Answers saying they don't believe it, or it will never happen, but, just in case you didn't know, it's already happening, you just don't know it! They are currently, right now, implanting Microchips into people behind closed doors, if you search it on the internet you will see, the owner of this chip, or one of these chips, is IBM Computer Company, their idea will turn each and every individual into nothing more than a serial number, just another bar code like a piece of merchandise, "Mark of the Beast"

gimzani #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Why do Athiests say that they have no religion?
Evolution is a religion. It requires A LOT of faith, it has a creator God - (chance) - it has prophets - (Darwin, Lamarck) - it has a Bible - (Origin of Species) - it has a congregation and church - (Museum, Academia) - it has a crusade - (academic dominance) - it has Jiihad - (erratication of theistic Religions) - and it has the same arguments of superiority of one God over another.

How is that not Religion?

Howie R #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]

god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.

fmko ( ??????????????) #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Since atheists believe in evolution, why is the Jonah in the whale not plausible?

how are atheists sure there were no fish large enough for a man to be inside a whale without harm coming to him...is it possible for a fish like that to exist then become extinct in the grand scheme of evolution...evolution has no purpose or mind...why couldn't a large fish exist that would be able to carry a man in his stomach...or in another sack within the belly of a whale without harm...would atheists say its not evolutionarily possible and then turn around and say evolution has no purpose...besides don't atheists just say all miracles are "coincidence"...is it not coincidently possible or plausible for a different type of large fish live in the time of Noah that swallowed him and spit in on shore of his destination...if you want to say there is no evidence of a fish like that...i thought all fossils are proof of evolution...thats why we don't have transitional fossils for man...just pieces of bones while having full skeletons for dinosaurs...or does the atheists mind stop being open when it comes to religion and possibilities...showing the true closed mindedness of atheists...

Vivian D #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[her response to a question posed to atheists from a christian about what we would do to solve the problem of evil]

EVIL is of DEVIL...EVIL!!...satan started all sin and evil doings.Atheists can't answer because they don't have any DIVINITY on their side, it don't exist. We Christians know EVIL comes from satan and always will. If it wasn't for satan, we wouldn't have had to live this miserable earth life we live, living with all the crimes that go on daily, murders, rapes, husbands killing pregnant wives and babies, perverts, just to name a few. They ain't going to go away, in fact, they are just going to get worse, until we DO get some DIVINE INTERVENTION..that is the ONLY thing that is going to 'fix' the evil in this world, but atheists can't see this because satan don't exist to them.

Rat of Judah #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Do any fellow Christians find pleasure knowing atheist and other non-Christian heathens will burn in hell?

I hate to admit it, but when I see people insult the Lord I get a little satisfaction knowing they will be in Hell for eternity when they die. I know I shouldn't, but that is the justice of the Lord. He gave them life and they insult Him. I can't help but get a little joy knowing their punishment. Does anyone else feel this way?
Discuss

wolfmuslim #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Yes. I personally believe that is the wife's main duty to give her husband children and if she doesn't want kids then she shouldn't get married or let her husband marry another woman who will give him children. There's no execuse for a woman not to give her husband children unless she is infertile.