Atheists Spread AIDS [...]
(2) Most people who have HIV (and therefore get AIDS) are homosexuals.
(3) Most homosexuals are atheists (whether "weak atheists," otherwise known as "agnostics:" who say they don't believe in God, or "strong atheists" who assert that there is no God; which is a silly distinction to spend a long time fussing over, as they often do).
(4) Therefore, the largest category of people who have HIV (and are therefore spreading it, since you can't spread it unless you first have it) are atheists.
(5) The second largest body of people who spread HIV are needle-sharing drug addicts.
(6) Most needle-sharing drug addicts are atheists.
(7) Therefore, the second largest group of people (other than homosexuals, although many homosexuals are needle-sharing drug addicts too) is also mostly made up of atheists. [...]
(11) Almost everyone who has AIDS is an atheist.