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[Refering to colonization of the Americas]

Yes, it was definitely good for the natives. Look at how they lived before Europeans came to America. They lived in tepees and were practically naked all the time. Wouldn't you want help if you were in that situation? Thanks to our colonial ancestors, native people now have a much higher quality of life due to casinos, yet are still able to maintain some of their old ways on their reservations. It is the duty of civilized peoples to raise their inferiors up from savagery. Rudyard Kipling's "The White Man's Burden" comes to mind:

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(Note the automatic assumption, despite the admitted lack of evidence.)

Think atheistic, elite professors should have more power? A tenured Ivy League professor just admitted that he killed his wife, and then falsely made it look like a burglary. The article did not disclose his religious views, but did say he will receive a light prison sentence "of no more than seven years" for his crime.

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Wikipedia has a lengthy entry on "Jesus H. Christ," a term that is an idiotic mockery of the Christian faith. Wikipedia calls the term "often humorous," "joking" and "comedic", and relishes in repeating disrespectful uses of the term, without admitting that the phrase is an anti-Christian mockery. Meanwhile, Wikipedia does not describe mockery of any other religion as "humorous".

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3. Homosexuality and Hepatitis? [517,492]
4. Homosexuality and Promiscuity? [421,262]
5. Gay Bowel Syndrome? [395,496]
6. Homosexuality and Parasites? [388,657]
7. Homosexual Couples and Domestic Violence? [373,320]
8. Homosexuality and Gonorrhea? [331,726]
9. Homosexuality and Mental Health? [292,803]
10. Homosexual Agenda? [270,889]

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For example, if we have survival of the fittest, then there would only be one specie left. This would have to be a plant, because all animals eat plants, and so to have an animal left would mean at plant would have to be left, and that means two species. Furthermore, it would not only have to be one specie of plant left, but if it's truly survival of the species, only one individual plant.

Roopilots6 #fundie conservapedia.com

Today is: 17 Av 5767
That is 5,767 years since the first man, Adam, first walked the earth. Not everyone holds the non-theistic religious belief of the earth being millions of years old. With modern scientific evidence increasingly supporting the factuality of a young earth, Gods Word is becoming more relevant in todays world. Every year something is found that scientifically proves the validity and accuracy of His word. Archeology continues to find evidence that backs up events written about in the Bible. Yet the world has rejected God as well as those He has chosen to be His people. It isn't dificult to see how tenaciously the world clings to a failed belief system that requires its adherents to believe in the evolutionary time table of millions of years. Simple reverse psychology applies perfectly here. If Genesis had described evolution then we would all be learning the young earth theory in every public schools and colleges. The unatural hatred towards Israel and Christian America proves how the natural man has gone in every direction except towards his own Creator God.

Boru & Steven45 #fundie conservapedia.com

Boru: "This is typical of Liberal Deceit. JK Rowling, a supporter of the international homosexual conspiracy aims to indoctrinate young people into believing being gay is ok. Its a disgrace and I for one will boycott any shop selling the Harry Potter series."

Steven45: "That (boycotting) is what you should have been doing all along. Those books dabble heavily in witchcraft and pagan idolatry and should not be read by children or by adults who intend to uphold the sanctity of the 10 Commandments and serve our Lord."

Steven45 #fundie conservapedia.com

It's not that we don't deny global warming. We just don't feel that man is contributing significantly to global warming. Ultimately God is the one who controls just how warm it's going to get. If God in his infinite wisdom has justification for global warming than man should not attempt to alter his almighty plan. God has created every man, animal and flower on this planet and if (like the dinosaurs from 8000 B.C.) he sees a reason to remove them, we should not question his divine authority.

RightWolf2 #fundie #homophobia conservapedia.com

["The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 326 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean God doesn't love heterosexuals--He just thinks they need more supervision"]

I'm sorry, but you are flat wrong. There are over 30 admonishments against homosexuality in the Bible. God specifically states he hates homosexuals and has given them up as servants of the devil. There are 132 passages in the bible where specifcally states he HATES either a person or group of people. God does not love everyone, and he says as much in his word. I know you have heard this soul destroying lie from many people claiming to teach God's word. It simply is not true. RightWolf2 12:58, 19 March 2007 (EDT)

RightWolf2 #fundie #homophobia conservapedia.com

Teaching God's word that homosexuals are sinful and militant is not hate speech, but free speech. God's teachings of homosexuality indicate that throughout history, homosexuals have continuously been savage aggressors -- with an agenda. The story of Sodom is particularly informative. It described the homosexual agenda of the ancient city of sodom in 1898 B.C. as forcible homosexual assault and enslavement by the homosexual inhabitants of the city to any men who visited the city. If you believe the bible is hate, then you can head over to Wikipedia and read the alternate viewpoint there. RightWolf2 02:32, 19 March 2007 (EDT)

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It is sometimes asserted that if human bones aren’t found with dinosaur bones, then dinosaurs and man didn’t live together. Creation scientists point out that this is a false assumption; if human bones aren’t found buried with dinosaur bones, it simply means they weren't buried together.

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[On Pokemon]

Arguments made against the game by some conservative Christians included that it used the word "evolution", that some creatures in the game could be considered to look like un-Christian creatures (snakes, dragons), that any fictional creatures not within the scope God's real-world creation must have been created by the Devil, that supernatural abilities used by creatures in the game amount to witchcraft, and that the game's Japanese origins preclude a strong Christian influence. After an episode of the Pokemon cartoon where bright flashing colours caused epileptic seizures in a number of viewers, some fundamentalist Christians blamed the seizures on evil spirits (Luke 13:11).

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Penn and Teller are a team of popular magicians who, in addition to having a successful Las Vegas show, produce and star in a television program, whose name is too vulgar to be ethically reproduced here, dedicated to subtly propagating the homosexual agenda. Penn and Teller are themselves obvious homosexuals, and their message is invariably immoral and anti-American, emphasizing sexual perversion and liberal propaganda.

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Atheism and Immoral Views

The Barna Group also found that atheists/agnostics in America were more likely, than theists in America, to look upon the following behaviors as morally acceptable: illegal drug use; excessive drinking; sexual relationships outside of marriage; abortion; cohabitating with someone of opposite sex outside of marriage; obscene language; gambling; pornography and obscene sexual behavior; engaging in homosexuality/bisexuality.

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Enrollment hits 43 in the free upcoming course here: Conservapedia:American Government 101. Join now while there is still space! Advantages over public school include:
an anti-Christian zealot won't gun you down in class as in Columbine
you won't have to watch an Al Gore movie
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you won't have to pretend that the drug addicts are cool
you won't have to fear being sued by the ACLU for leading the class in prayer

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11% of United States federal community grants by the Bush Administration goes towards faith-based programs. Guess what percentage of the nearly $100 million in grants by the Gates Foundation in 2007 has gone towards faith-based programs. Unlike the federal government, the Gates Foundation is not constrained by the Establishment Clause.

Answer: Zero percent.[2] The Gates Foundation is more hostile to religion than the federal government is.

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Uncyclopedia is a parody encyclopedia created in January 2005. It now has over 23,000 articles. Popular topics parodied include Global warming, Evolution and Creation, the Bush regime, Conservapedia, and popular culture. A recurring joke on the site is making up Oscar Wilde quotes as well as quotes by Chuck Norris, Captain Obvious, Kanye West, and Russian Reversals.

Uncyclopedia, despite being a parody of Wikipedia, supports much of the same material that Wikipedia does. They take an obviously liberal stance, and much of their humor is directed at Christian and Conservative values. In particular, their article on Conservapedia is composed mostly of hate speech, labelling Conservatives as "retards". In addition, they attack creationism via a "pro-creationist" article, which mocks creationism by phrases like "evolution will get you sent straight to hell" and "Darwin was a **** Satanist". At any rate, it is clear that Uncyclopedia hates Christians and creationism, and aims to destroy Conservativism.

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...With continuing scientific research, the theory of evolution and its presuppositions have been thoroughly refuted. Take for example the arguments for a recent creation, which show that the Earth and universe could not possibly have evolved over millions of years. However, Evolutionism and the "scientific" theory of evolution continue to be popular in culture.

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A major liberal falsehood of the mid-20th century was that intelligent life in outer space must exist, and that America should spend billions looking for it. This falsehood had political overtones in favor of nuclear disarmament, globalism, environmentalism, government spending and atheism. Political and Atheist leaders who were strong advocates that intelligent life must exist in outer space were:

Jimmy Carter
Adolf Hitler
Carl Sagan


Other Liberal Falsehoods
Population Bomb
Evolution
Global Warming
Global Cooling
Peak Oil

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Followers in Young Earth creationism have a different set of beliefs about the Earth. The Bible states in Genesis that the entire earth was formed in six days. Young Earth creationists believe, as Biblical chronology suggests, that the Earth was formed in 4004 B.C. Mainstream scientific journals discriminate against this point of view for "lack of evidence", despite large amounts of Biblical evidence backing this theory.

Scorpionman #fundie conservapedia.com

[Atheist article discussion]

What in the world is going on here? Who put the part about Christians "cherry-picking" the Bible in there? And how about that nonsense about Christians "killing those who try to convert you, stoning homosexuals" etc.? I don't believe the Bible says anything about beheading people of other religions. I think we've confused it with Islam.

Scorpionman #fundie conservapedia.com

[Atheist article discussion]

What in the world is going on here? Who put the part about Christians "cherry-picking" the Bible in there? And how about that nonsense about Christians "killing those who try to convert you, stoning homosexuals" etc.? I don't believe the Bible says anything about beheading people of other religions. I think we've confused it with Islam.

Aschlafly #fundie conservapedia.com

[This "Christian Wiki" has a very long article on Homosexuality, including 50 references. It has no article on charity, one of the most important of Christian values. What's up with that?]

I'm not sure charity is a particularly theological concept.

Anonymous #fundie conservapedia.com

Honestly, I think non-married sex should be some form of criminal offense. Not a serious one. Misdemonor, perhaps. Just enough to make it very clear to people that they arn't allowed to do it, and will be punished if they do.

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Exotheology and exobiology are pseudosciences relating to a belief in extraterrestrial life, or life in outer space. This was a liberal belief system pushed in the middle of the 20th century by scientists and politicians, often to advance political objectives like nuclear disarmament, globalism, environmentalism, and communism.

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