Can you get pregant from a toilet seat?
How long does semen last when not inside a woman? Does it die instantly? I get worried I may have gotten my sister pregnant if any of my sperm got on the toilet seat we share. I did not mean to do this, and know to be more careful next time. I am not ready to have kids, and I don't want to go to jail.
We believe the universe and all that is within it was created in 6 literal days because of one thing. JESUS RAISING UP FROM THE DEAD.
Fin.
Since HE rose up from the dead, then Gen. 1:1 is correct and right. Then HE really did create the entire universe in 6 literal days.
Guess what? HE rose up from the dead! Now you are hosed!
SOLI DEO GLORIA.
[This guy thinks everyone who agrees with the theory of evolution is going to hell]
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
THE SMACK DOWN COMETH!!!
Ben Stein is bringing the heat! Run while you can evolutionists!!!
The lies and farce are about to get exposed!!! Oh yeah!
http://www.expelledthemovie.com/
The smoke and mirrors are fading and cracking....
Tick, tick, tick...
1. START PREACHING/READING THE WORD OF GOD.
2. Destroy the liberal media.
3. Oust all Democrats and at least 1/2 of the Republicans.
4. Imprison all members of the A.C.L.U., for treason.
5. Execute all abortion "Doctors" for murder.
6. Illegalize the following crimes and make them Capital Offenses: Abortion, Homosexuality, Pornography {making, selling, distributing, using, buying}, Child Molestation, and Gang activity.
7. Teach CREATION SCIENCE in all schools. Show evolution for the joke that it is. Imprison anyone who claims this "theory" is fact and force them to undergo psychological counseling; for they are mentally incompetent, and dangerous.
8. Imprison all college deans and professors who try to indoctrinate our youth into communism. Twenty years hard labor should do the trick.
9. Take away all money '$$$' from the arts until they conform to good and holy principals/taste and guidelines.
10. Force all ILLEGAL aliens back to their own countries. FORCE THEM! Yes, using force is good here.
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There you go; ten things to start the U.S.A. back to a great country. There are a few more things we need to do, but this would get us started back on track.
SOLI DEO GLORIA.
{Regarding the Genesis story of creation - "You honestly think the sequence is in any way correct? Lovely. Since when did birds come before land animals?"]
Yes, I believe so. Even I do not understand why. (another one you may question is plants before the sun)
The reason that I can do this comfortably is because I established my faith from many other similar, but non-biological verses in the Bible. Compare to the nature of Paleontology, I rather believe what the Bible says. It is not just a blind faith (I don't do that). I have a lot of proofs.They are much better than those conclusions derived from simple logic used by paleontology.
We do not know how long 6000 years really is.
That is the problem.
It's your loss --- but let me give you some advice, newbie. If you're gonna come here and ask a question like you did in the OP, then hide behind logic and reality when someone answers you from the divine perspective, you'd better be a fast learner --- that's all I can say.
Forget evidence --- I'll tell you straight up --- I'm not interested in "logical discussion." I'm more interested in supra-logical discussion. You know --- the divine type --- where miracles occur?
I gave up religion and became a CHRISTIAN!
It is God's will that Priests should be celibate. Excuse me, are you questioning the authority of the Holy see? They are a lot wiser and closer to God than you and me, and you should respect them and carefully listen to them instead of questioning the righteous doctrines of the church.
You sound like one of those ultra-modernists who have made so many good catholics go SSPX. Don't tell me, you believe that the inquisition was wrong too, don't you?
[Quote:
What about the Catholic priests who are pedophiles, why are you ignoring them?]
That is nothing but a myth created by the enemies of the church.
Am I the only one who sees the hidden 666 in this logo?
I don't know what you think, but I think mocking others is a sin. Especially if you are mocking wise Christian quotes. That's not what Jesus would have done.
So I would ask everyone to stay out of that blasphemous site and to not give them more quotes to ridicule. By doing that you are siding with atheists in their mostly-passive war against Christ.
You might want to know that the same guys who created that site
supports an "encyclopedia" to which I will not link. That "encyclopedia" is ridiculing me and some others here. I'm not to offended by it, as Jesus experience was far worse. I looked around the site, but soon quited, I couldn't stand it. It is filled with blasphemy, porn and animated pædophilia that would certainly be illegal here in Sweden. (anything that encourages acts of paedophilie nature) This is why freedom of speech/press must be restricted.
I do not think Jesus would support paedophile atheists ridiculing other Christians and blaspheming him. Don't do that yourself. Never go to fstdt with any other intention than to spreading the message. Please Crusade this site!
God bless
Zeth
[on the "disease" of homosexuality]
Funny - if you ran around on the side of the street with a "cure cancer" poster, everyone would cheer and donate money to your cause. Running around with a "cure homosexuality" poster would probably get the cops called on you. people calling good evil, and evil good... Perhaps it would be better to have a poster with something in the middle - say "cure AIDS"... of course a cure for AIDS is already available, some people just don't like to admit what the cure is...
Once again, you are absolutely right.
The Bible (which is always true and accurate) says that the nations which currently are caught up in Islam will be destroyed/suffer greatly for their actions and beliefs.
But, does this happen before or after the reign of the anti-christ? Could the anti-christ be somebody like Obama...bloodlines from Europe/Roman Empire through his mom and from Africa through his dad. It's weird....and rare. The guy is related to both Bush and Cheney. They are related to the bloodlines of the British monarchy which might go all the way back to Rome! It's kinda freaky! I'd like to see if Obama's bloodlines go back to "the people who destroy the city".
Maybe I'm blowing it out of proportion...I don't know...
(How come my Hindu friend is so calm and relaxed has such a wonderful homelife and beautiful family?
He's got huge statues of various god's in his house).
Is "calm" the sign of a non effected person spiritually? He's HINDU... rejecting Christ.
I don't know how "calm" prove someone isnt' demonically blinded or influenced?
As my earliier post said, it doesn't mean demons are throwing you around the room or making stuff levitate to be there.
What did Paul say? The DOCTRINES of false religions are OF DEMONS.
You don't think since the religion CAME from them, that they don't put on the show to make Hinduism seem plausible & true? Sure they'll give them a false sense of peace. They lie & keep people bound to false religions.
We as American's need to break out of our stereotypes of things.
Satanists are prominant people in society, not lowlife freaks you can spot a mile away...
It's more sophisticated than you would know. Just like pedophiles & serial killers are normal family men that you'de never suspect to be able to do such things.
They go to church too.......
[After someone points out that humans are animals, mammals, primates and apes.]
i dont need to say anymore, this shows your presupposition,and deception, so human "are" mammals and apes are they? how can you argue against someone who believes that,? do i really need to show you that humans are not mammals or apes?
[Reality does not seem to agree with your holy book, AV.]
Then reality can take a hike.
God loves people who are in Hell. Those in Hell can't feel that love, but the reality of Hell does not alter the reality of his love. When Jesus sees people in Hell, he weeps.
Exactly. And since the genre of Genesis is historical narrative, it must be taken literally.
[...Isn't that nothing more than faith?]
Faith requires you to just believe... you can "know" rather than just have faith... knowledge comes through works, through following promptings of the Holy spirit...
[During a discussion about the guy who said "I can sum it up in 3 words: Evolution is a lie."]
I covered for him later by saying, "'Evolution' is not a word."
[In a thread on acceptance of the Joshuan genocide:
"So maybe I should give you an opportunity to use your imagination: the leader of your religious community proclaims that GOD has decided to protect His flock against corrupting influences, and orders all of you to slay all non-Christians in your neighbourhood, along with their children and household animals... Would you comply?"]
Yes
[On evidence of the Voice of God in her head]
My husband does not ask me to, but I get up with him in the morning, you know to be a good wife and all that, iron his cloths for the day while he takes a shower – this morning as I was choosing his outfit for the day, I felt prompted to put him in his safety shirt polo, this bright red thing that I personally don’t like very much, but the idea was there, so OK, got it out and ironed it. Then my DH gets dressed, comes out, and asks “How did you know I needed to wear my safety shirt today? I forgot I was supposed to until you had it laid out for me – I have a meeting with —” with the person who gave him the shirt, a safety meeting. Anyways, you could think that it was just a random thought wit an odd little coincidence – or you could believe otherwise— personally, I end up noticing a lot of odd little coincidences when I act on seemingly “random” thoughts—
there is a HUGE difference between being supersticious and acknowledging that evil and satan is indeed alive and well.
The biggest claim made in the Bible is that Jesus rose from the dead. We know this to be true because it was documented independently by 4 different authors
The pope is God. Yes, I know this sounds crazy but since he is Christ's vicar on earth one could say that he is Christ on earth. He and his/Christ's church is the only contact we have with God until Jesus returns. Because Christ is God, one could therefore say that the Pope is God on earth. Indeed, one of the Roman Pontiff's titles is "Vicar of God" so it's quite correct to say that he is God on earth or at least a temporary replacement for God/the Son of God.
Since the pope is theologically infallible, at least when speaking Ex Cathedra, one can argue that criticizing the official standpoint of the Pope and the Church is criticizing God because God created the church and made it preach what He wanted it to preach. So you are technically blaspheming God when debating Catholics.
Actually Jesus did not believe the Jewish beliefs since Judism is not Christianity. He was only born as a Jew but was not apart of the Judism faith.
Im still for Protecting Israel though. Even though they are not Christians they are still God's chosen people and i prefer them then the Radical Islamic Terrorists there.
I'm not to sure. Judaism is corrupt and so is Islam. Israel is a state of terror and Palestine is a home of terrorists. We clearly need a new Kingdom Jerusalem in Israel before Satan and the infidels succeeds in blowing the whole country up, sadly that's not going to happen with American and EU being controlled by capitalism and it's greed and all liberal "Catholics" being obsessed with former Pope John Paul II spitting at the memory of the heroic crusaders.
I think I have changed. I don't think I like Jews at all, they deserve no respect from us after what they did to Christ.
The Arabs could rule the holy land, but I would rather see a new Kingdom of Jerusalem. Israel is a state of terror and must be destroyed.
Loser John McCain: the Horrible Truth about YOU
Did you ever wonder why after each victory of John McCain in the primaries the media serves the same images of a few dozen people "cheering"?
The answer: McCain is supported by as many people as George W. Bush, i.e. 1 pct of the population. He did not manage to ever break the 1,000 barrier for an audience, including the large share of paid campaign personnel.
Why did the illuminati stage the 2008 US elections as John McCain losing to Hillary Clinton, supported by less than 5 pct of the population, after staging the "close as it can get" victory of Clinton against the "hope of change for America", supported by 80 pct of the "voters", "black" "ex-muslim" Obama (1)?
Why did the illuminati openly tell the sheep in 2006 some of the truth about 9/11, e.g. that the WTC towers were demolished? (2)
Answer: Illuminati Religion B-Plan and the ultimate border
The start point to answer both questions is one and the same.
The main objective of having 1 pct McCain as the candidate losing to 5 pct Clinton is not to cover-up the fact that the Bush administration is supported by less than 1 pct of the population.
It is to prove the Illuminati Religion B-Plan to be correct, i.e. that the illuminati can reach perfection, which means total deception and total control of the sheep.
The ultimate border for total control is defined by the illuminati telling to the sheep all the basics abou how completely they were fooled.
In other words, telling to the sheep EXACTLY what Matt Marriott explained to them during the last 10 years. (3)
Reductionism again and again
The BIG LIE Technique becomes redundant (4), after the formal acceptance of the "human cattle" to carry the mark on their forehead and on their right hand, i.e. in thoughts and deeds, in 2004.
The Reduction of the BIG LIE Technique: End Times Reductionism again and again. (5)
Notes
(1) Obama now on 10 victories in a row.... before he will be repeating the New York and California script in Texas and Ohio, i.e. asking for applause for Clinton's voting machines and her next "victories".
Don't blame Obama's muslim grandmother, digging for potable water from a hole in the ground each day, for his "defeat", where "each vote counts". After all she did not cast her vote into the voting machines...
http://end-times-prophet.blogspot.com/2008/02/hours-before-hillary-clinton-will-be.html
My Dinosaur Challenge
Complete the logic:
The Bible mentions birds.
Birds are avian dinosaurs.
The Bible mentions _______________.
The definition of KIND.
A kind is a plant or animal at the top of God's taxon that contains all the genetic blueprints necessary to replenish the earth as God intended.
In early Genesis, the kinds are not easily identified, as they probably only lived for one or two generations - (but their lifespans were very long).
They would have been of the more docile, domestic kind, and certainly would not have included carnivores in their incipient stages.
These may have included such creatures as the winged horse, but that's just a guess.
By Genesis 6, the kinds would have been less docile, and leaning more toward survival in an hostile environment.
These kinds would have included the animals that are not currently mentioned in man's taxons; such as behemoth, leviathan, fowled bats, four-legged grasshoppers, satyrs, unicorns, et. al.
since (male) masturbation was a man touching male genitals, it would constitute a homosexual act, and therefore be a sin.
Heros of the Cultural War
There is a cultural war in America between Christians and Atheists. This war is being fought on the battlefield of politics. The battles are in the voting booth. The prize in the cultural war is the hearts, minds and souls of the children. The Atheistic liberal news media greatly influences both domestic and foreign policy by constantly reporting only bad news about Christians, Conservatives and Republicans and only good news about atheists, liberals and democrats. The agenda of the Atheistic liberal news media is to promote extreme environmentalism, socialism, feminism, pornography, abortion, homosexuality and the Atheistic Lifestyle by having democrats in control of government.
hum, so we have how many scientists in the world, a hundred or two? How is it that we allow a couple hundred (maximum) scientists tell us about our world? Or are you trying to say that if those couple of hundred people are convincing enough so that you write it in a publication that makes it science?
You see, science is exploration. It is a method of finding truth. Science is not nor has it ever been a published article. A published article is literature. Is that your problem, you don't know the difference between science and literature?
[on the topic of online evangelism]
I'm sorta the same way LucciusJulius when I'm playing Halo on X-Box live, a great ice breaker to talk about my faith is to say: "You know Master Cheif isn't the only one who gave his life to save humanity."
flicka quote
I like my atheistic lifestyle. It makes me feel good since it involves helping others because I like to.. not because I'm commanded to. And with no strings or agendas attached
Response
I noble thought, but are you really helping others? Feeding a caged bird keeps it alive, but it is still caged.
Are you helping people when you feed them, but what they really need is to accept Jesus Christ as Lord/Savior and commit to following the commandments/doctrines of the Bible?
A woman having an illegitimate child is in most cases instant poverty and needs health care/welfare, but the problem was caused by the adultery that produced the child.
Which is the best help, to provide the health care/welfare, or to prevent the adultery?
Socialism/welfare may put a plate of food on a table or Socialism/health care may pay for a doctors office visit, but the problem of sin that in most cases caused the person to need food and health care has not been solved.
If you give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; if you teach a person how to fish, you feed them forever.
[Responding to someone claiming that no loving person would support hanging "Heretics"]
Please show me where I said we'd hang heretics. I said we would have the death penalty. I said that we'd hang murderers, rapists, kidnappers, homosexuals,
abortionists; nothing about heretics.
The government of good people should go to war with nations or groups of people that are a threat to the government/society as is instructed by the Old Testament of the Bible. The purpose of the war should be to do what ever it takes to win, in the shortest possible time, which includes the elimination/killing of men, women and children associated with the threat, as was done in WW II. The war should be fought in a manner so as to minimize the men and material being consumed by the government. The war should be concluded only when the threat has been eliminated. Some say good people should talk with the enemy, but I believe the enemy should be talking with good people to convince the good people that the enemy should not be eliminated.
I believe that if people are presented an honest unbiased presentation of the Atheistic Lifestyle and the Christian Lifestyle, they would choose the Christian Lifestyle and the Atheistic Lifestyle would fade back into the closet. The Christian Lifestyle is the most environmentally friendly/socially responsible/healthy lifestyle for all people. The Atheistic Lifestyle is an evil unhealthy lifestyle of disease, death and destruction.
[in response to the Darwin renounced evolution on his deathbed story]
I would rather believe Lady Hope. Granted, it is entirely possible that she may have lied, but given that she was a staunch Christian, I don't think she would have for fear of facing an eternity of hellfire.
The most famous adherents of evolution have never truly believed in it themselves. Arthur Keith admitted that the theory is only kept going because it rejects fossil evidence that negates it. Richard Leakey stated outright that human evolution had been disproved by the discovery of a 3 million year old human skull from Africa. Stephen Gould conceded that evidence of transitional fossils is absent. Not even Darwin believed his own theory, having renounced it on his deathbed.
[Asked if he acknowledged the existance of Black Holes]
I really don't know about those. Until I do, though, and until someone shows me they somehow violate the Scriptures, I have no reason not to.
Therefore, I'll assume they exist --- for now.
Evolution People like to liken (no pun intended) creationism to holocaust denial. However, it's the opposite way around.
Holocaust denial denies all the suffering its victims went through. Evolutionism denies the suffering of the universe's creator on the cross.
Holocaust denial accuses its victims of lying. Evolutionism accuses its opponents of lying.
Holocaust denial can be easily shown to be false, with photographic evidence, documents, and eyewitness accounts. So can evolutionism.
[The craziest explanation for why people are gay ever]
Romance and eroticism (sexuality) are mutually exclusive (though not alternatives).
A penis is made for a vagina, and the function of sexual attraction is for propagation--the fact that it gives pleasure is a fringe benefit: an enticement, as it were, to "be fruitful and multiply", not meant to be pursued in and of itself.
This is an obvious Truth, like the existence of God; but, like Theism, God has given us the means to deny it by various sophistic justifications; and homosexuality is merely a strong desire for mutual masturbation.
For many years, science believed that the Earth was flat.
The Bible said that the Earth is round.
Guess who was right...
For many years, science said that the sun revolves around the Earth.
The Bible said that the Earth revolves around the Sun.
Guess who was right.
For many years, science said that there were only a few hundreds stars in the sky.
The Bible said that there were countless stars.
Guess who was right.
You say that you'll be fine.
The Bible says that every man will face God and be judged.
Guess who is right.
[On a thread about Hillary being President]
I think a women president goes against what women are as a whole. In fact, it is a great blow to the sanctity and holiness of women, it confuses and blurs the roles of man and woman, not to mention it goes against everything in the Gospels and the apostle Paul. It sets a bad example. If a man walked into a office with a bra and a skirt on, he would be told to leave immediatly and dress properly.
God's true nature isn't accepted because of the previous foundation of sinful thinking already built. That is why you see more children coming to faith than adults. It isn't because they are gullible and do not understand. It is because they CAN understand better before their thinking is distorted by sin and independence.
And for the other people here, the pagans of today have nothing to do with the pagans of the past. These new pagans have beliefs which are infinitely more childish. After all, we live in a modern world, and they still believe in their pantheon of gods?
