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Edmund_Kemper #sexist #quack #crackpot incels.is

[Theory] if you have a daughter, you aren't a real man (100% male). you're 1% female.

the fact that your daughter was a fetus inside your mother, which is because she was originally a sperm in your testicles, means there was a foid in your testicles, therefore not all of your body was male because there was a part of your body that was female. now before you think this means mothers with sons aren't 100% male, that argument doesn't work and its different because the male fetus was originally a sperm in the dad's balls and therefore came from the dad's balls originally NOT the mom's womb, thus it was part of the dad's body NOT the mom's body. therefore, if you have a daughter, you aren't 100% male. you're 99.9% male and 1% female. Real men can only have sons. and it's also cucked to have a daughter because you raise her for 18 years to become a slut who has sex with dozens of chads but that's just water is wet the sky is blue grass is green.

”BRB forcibly removing my X chromosomes from my body.”

The other prevailing theory is that the foid's egg selectively bars X or Y from entering it through the walls, depending on her own femininity/masculinity. But since slightly more males are born than females, even Y chromosome sperm seem to be physically faster and more powerful than X chromosome sperm, mirroring what we see IRL in terms of physicality. Given that, it seems that a more testosteroned or hypermasculine male will produce, if not more Y chromosome sperm, at least Y chromosome sperm with greater mobility and physical strength

this doesn't surprise me. why would hypermasculine men have daughters?

Brittney Kara #fundie #quack patheos.com

I just decided to just Google aaah… what the Bible says about vaccinations. There’s nothing in the Bible that talks about vaccines. So I just want you guys to think about that. So if God knew in the future that he was gonna create these amazing things that were gonna just change our health and be the best, you know, scientific advancement, it’s just “Oh my Gosh, they’re so great, it’s like wow,” why isn’t there any thing, any inkling, of talk about these things called vaccinations coming into being later to save people? If that was really God’s plan and they’re so amazing, they why isn’t it in there at all? Maybe there’s a chapter where they talk about something like it like injection, like this health injection, right, like why didn’t God talk about that if he knew it was gonna come and save the world?

I really believe that believing in vaccines is a mental disorder.

Ayatollah Abbas Tabrizian #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #homophobia #quack jpost.com

An Iranian regime cleric in the holy city of Qom on Tuesday issued a homophobic rant against people vaccinated for COVID-19, claiming that they become gay after receiving the vaccine.

Ayatollah Abbas Tabrizian wrote on his Telegram social-media platform: “Don’t go near those who have had the COVID vaccine. They have become homosexuals.”

The radical Islamist has nearly 210,000 followers on his Telegram account.

Tabrizian has a history of derogatory opinions about Western medicine. Last year, a video showed him burning Harrison’s Manual of Medicine and saying that “Islamic medicine” had made such books “irrelevant,” according to an article on the website of Radio Farda, the Iranian branch of the US-funded Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty broadcast service.

“Like other clerics in the regime, also Tabrizian relates all the shortages [shortcomings] to sexuality,” Sheina Vojoudi, an Iranian dissident who fled the Islamic Republic of Iran due to repression, told The Jerusalem Post on Sunday. “The clerics in Iran are suffering from lack of knowledge and humanity.”

“Actually, his goal of spreading nonsense is to try to scare people [out] of getting vaccinated, while the leader of the regime and other officials got Pfizer, and they don’t provide it for the people with the excuse that they don’t trust the West,” she said.

According to Peter Tatchell, a LGBTQ+ and human-rights campaigner, “Ayatollah Tabrizian combines scientific ignorance with a crude appeal to homophobia.”

“He’s demonizing both the vaccination program and LGBT+ people without a shred of evidence,” he told the Post. “By seeking to scare the public into not getting vaccinated against COVID-19, he is fueling the pandemic and putting lives at risk. Typical of many Iranian religious and political leaders, his bizarre, irrational claims scapegoat LGBTs and put theological prejudice before scientific knowledge.”

Anti-maskers #quack #psycho rawstory.com

An anti-mask rally outside a California cancer treatment center turned violent on Thursday, with a patient who confronted the protesters saying she was sprayed with bear mace and punched repeatedly in her surgery scars.

The incident occurred outside the Cedars-Sinai Breast Health Services building in Hollywood, where dozens of anti-maskers with signs and a megaphone gathered to protest the clinic's mask requirement, harassing doctors and patients. Kate Burns, a breast-cancer patient, approached the protesters and asked them to leave, according to video posted online.

"I get treated here, get the f*ck away," Burns said. When one of the protesters asked why she was angry, Burns responded "Because I've just gone through f*cking breast cancer, and you motherf*ckers are here."

When one of the anti-maskers told Burns the protest had "nothing to do with" her, she responded: "You are protesting a breast cancer f*cking center. It has everything to do with me and my community. Do you know anything about chemotherapy? Do you know what happens to the immune system?"

Protesters then asked Burns if she was familiar with the Civil Rights Act. "Get on the right side of history. You've got a lot of anger you need to release. It's a very dangerous emotion," one man told her. After more anti-maskers and some anti-fascist counterprotesters arrived, the scene turned violent. Video shows Burns getting punched and shoved by a woman with a megaphone.

Rosalind #quack jumpingsingapore.com

Jump To Fight Cancer

You can fight cancer with simple jumping exercises on the trampoline! Regular rebounding yields tremendous health benefits, and is powerful weaponry against cancer — the dreaded life robber, whose name is synonymous to a death sentence.

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There are many theories on what really causes cancer. Researchers suggest that cancer is a systemic disease caused by serious imbalances of the body’s internal environment. A tumor, with is the uncontrolled growth of cells, is merely a symptom of cancer. To fight cancer effectively, we should reverse the conditions that allow cancer to develop in the first place.

Jumping regulates our body chemistry to bring about a harmonious internal environment so that cancer has no fighting chance to have a foothold on the body

Sandra Porta #quack web.archive.org

Therapeutic defecation in the highEnergy Forest of the Weser Highlands
Price: 450 €

The gut is the key to our wellbeing. But when was the last time you talked to your gut. Asked it; 'How are you doing with the food? What are your dreams and wishes?'

We Are clothed for most of our life and in order to defecate we sit down on a cold chinaware surface.

Thousands of years ago, when humans still had to flee from dinosaurs, one went into the forest for defecation. The gut got fresh food from nature and gave it back to nature. A circle of energies. Now a days your energy ends up in the sewage plant. In the worst case, your food has also been processed industrially. Break this vicious circle.

In my weekend seminary “Therapeuthic Defecation in the High Energy Forest” We cook organic PaläoDiet according to Felix Olschewskis. Afterwards, we wander together through the high energy forests of the Weser highlands and defecate in turns or together in the beautiful nature. In this, we consciously absorb the energy of the forest into our gut as we enjoy the beautiful view.

Please bring comfortable clothing and your toilet paper of coice. (Not bleached, for the sake of the environment.) Furthermore, I ask you to not eat corn for 48 hours before the seminary, as that is badly digested. (Otherwise, the roes will eat it)

Cost per week and participant 450 EUR
Photo book of your Gut Adventure 45 EUR
(If I am allowed to use the images on my following website, the fee does not apply)

For a maximum of 18 participants

Next date: 4th of May 2019

Start: 9.30
I look forward to enjoy our guts together with you.

Original German
Therapeutische Defäkation im hoch Energiewald des Weserberglands
Preis: 450 €
Der Darm ist der Schlüssel zu unserem Wohlbefinden. Aber wann haben Sie sich das letzte Mal mit Ihrem Darm unterhalten. Ihn gefragt: ‚Wie geht es dir eigentlich mit der Nahrung? Was sind deine Träume und Wünsche?‘

Wir Sind größtenteils unseres Lebens bekleidet und zum defäkatieren setzen wir uns auf eine kalte Porzellanoberfläche.

Als die Menschen vor tausenden von Jahre noch vor Dinosauriern fliehen mussten, ging man zur Defäkation in den Wald. Der Darm bekam frische Nahrung aus der Natur und gab diese zurück zur Natur. Ein Kreislauf der Energien. Heut zu tage landet Ihre Energie in der Kläranlage. Ihre Nahrung wird schlimmstenfalls auch industriell verarbeitet. Durchbrechen Sie diesen Teufelskreislauf.

In meinem Wochenendseminar „Therapeutische Defäkation im Hochenergiewald“ Kochen wir biologische Paleo Kost nach Felix Olschewskis. Danach wandern wir gemeinsam durch die Hochenergiewälder des Weserberglands und defäkatieren abwechselnd oder gemeinsam in der schönen Natur. Dabei nehmen wir die Energie des Waldes bewusst in unseren Darm auf, während wir die schöne Aussicht genießen.

Bitte bringen Sie bequeme Kleidung und Ihr bevorzugtes Toilettenpapier mit. (Nicht gebleicht, der Umwelt zu liebe.) Des Weiteren bitte ich Sie 48 Stunden vor dem Seminar keinen Mais zu essen, da dieser schlecht verdaut wird. (Sonst essen die Rehe diesen)

Kosten pro Wochenende und Teilnehmer 450 EUR
Fotobuch von Ihrem Abenteuer Darm 45 EUR
(Wenn ich die Bilder für meine folgende Internetseite nutzen darf, entfällt die Gebühr)

Für maximal 18 Teilnehmer/innen

Nächster Termin: Samstag, 4. Mai 2019

Beginn: 9.30 Uhr
Ich freue mich mit dir gemeinsam unsere Därme zu erkunden.

afrovegan #sexist #quack reddit.com

Ever see a couple that’s been together for a while and they look the same ? They could be different races but still have a strong resemblance like family ? Here’s why . During sex when a man ejaculates . His sperm or DNA is uploaded . And a female downloads it in the form of love . The more she opens up to him and her defenses fall the more data she’s able to download. So in reality fellas we are the ones giving BRAIN . How? Sperm has cerebral spinal fluid . Or (Brain,Spine,Fluid) . It starts in the brain then is sent down the spine and turned into fluid. When women download the data it’s not just kids in the sperm . It’s your thoughts and feelings as well. That’s also how women have this Connection to the men they have been with for a while . She doesn’t have to be with you or around you, and could call you as another woman is thinking about approaching you Or can tell when something isn’t right . They call it an intuition . But It’s a mental connection . The woman basically becomes a mini version of the man by taking take on personality traits as well . That’s why it’s important for females to choose their partner carefully .

Genesis II Church of Health and Healing #quack #fundie theguardian.com

A group calling itself Genesis II Church of Health and Healing plans to convene at a hotel resort in Washington state on Saturday to promote a “miracle cure” that claims to cure 95% of all diseases in the world by making adults and children, including infants, drink industrial bleach.

The group is inviting members of the public through Facebook to attend what they call their “effective alternative healing” at the Icicle Village Resort in Leavenworth on Saturday morning. The organizer of the event, Tom Merry, has publicized the event on his personal Facebook page by telling people that learning how to consume the bleach “could save your life, or the life of a loved one sent home to die”.

The “church” is asking attendants of the meeting to “donate” $450 each, or $800 per couple, in exchange for receiving membership to the organization as well as packages of the bleach, which they call “sacraments”. The chemical is referred to as MMS, or “miracle mineral solution or supplement”, and participants are promised they will acquire “the knowledge to help heal many people of this world’s terrible diseases”.

In fact, MMS consists of chlorine dioxide, a powerful bleach that is used both on textiles and in the industrial treatment of water. It has been banned in several countries around the world for use as a medical treatment.

In the US, the chemical cannot be sold for human consumption. In 2010, the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) put out a public warning after it was notified of many injuries to consumers from drinking the fluid, with symptoms that included nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, severe dehydration and one person who had a life-threatening reaction.

The FDA issued the blunt advice: “Consumers who have MMS should stop using it immediately and throw it away.”

Anon #quack #conspiracy #fundie #crackpot archive.4plebs.org

Scared of what is to come with the vaccinated

I am conservative, christian, young unvaxxed male, still live with parents, no job or income. my parents and basically all my family took the vaccines (all of them) They bought into the hoax, before the vaccine I joked with them that a vaccine would come soon out of nowhere for this 99.9% survival rate virus and I would never take it. But they completely changed tune and got it as soon as they could when it released. now I just look back and think I could have prevented it and will haunt me, but they didn't even listen for a single second and got angry.

We will be just sitting there watching TV or doing something and they will have these demonic outbursts of unprovoked hatred straight out of hell about me not being vaccinated. The amount of anger and hate coming from them post vaccine about me refusing it is scary, in all my life I never saw my parents like this, its like they are demon possessed. No human being acts like this. Then after I strongly and firmly refuse the vaccine after a minute or so it is like a switch flips and they go back to normal acting like nothing happened.

From the research I have done, the vaxxed are basically dead already, their DNA has been altered, they are no longer human and will soon all drop completely dead and burn in hell forever. it is starting to set in, and it is sad.

When the other unvaxxed find out they will not be able to handle it. The spike proteins they are shedding is making me sick as well, I can feel myself getting dumber and forgetting things, and occasionally have brutal chest pains even though I am completely healthy young male.

These are not even humans any more just government owned robot, synthetic abominations. Please if anyone reading this has loved ones still on the fence about getting one of the vaccines, do all you can to save them now. I give my life to our Lord Jesus Christ its all I can do now, the only option left.

Kirsten Kaslofsky #psycho #quack twitter.com

To those on the how dare she not wear a mask train, allow me to stop you from wasting your time.

You mean nothing to me. I do not care if you die. You are not my problem or responsibility. You have no value to me. I will just block you and move on with my day. Go earn some value to someone by sucking some dick, maybe they’ll care if you die because I’m still not wearing a mask if I don’t want to even if it directly would save your life because as I’ve made clear I don’t care if you live because my freedom to do what I want means more to me than you do.

Hope that clears things up for the mask Gestapo <3

My freedom > my concern for strangers.
Let them rot.

loyal2constitution #wingnut #quack twitter.com

The virus is over because I said so. And if we all say so and start ignoring it, it will lose its power over us and the #Media will stop pushing it and it will, from a propaganda standpoint, be over.

Time for us to create a new reality here. On social media, #IgnoreTheVirus.

Dr. Stella Immanuel #fundie #crackpot #dunning-kruger #quack nydailynews.com

Dr. Stella Immanuel blasted Facebook and Twitter after it removed her controversial video touting hydroxychloroquine as a “cure” for COVID-19.

The Houston physician, who went viral for her video, declared on Twitter that Jesus Christ would destroy Facebook’s servers if her videos weren’t restored to the platform.

“Hello Facebook put back my profile page and videos up or your computers with start crashing till you do,” she tweeted overnight. “You are not bigger that God. I promise you. If my page is not back up face book will be down in Jesus name”


In the clip, allegedly filmed during a “White Coat Summit” in front of the Supreme Court in Washington, D.C., the self-proclaimed “Deliverance Minister” stands with a group of doctors who praised hydroxychloroquine and said how masks and lockdowns are not needed to stop the spread of the novel coronavirus.

“Hello, you don’t need a mask. There is a cure,” Immanuel said in the video.

According to the Texas Medical Board, Immanuel is a licensed pediatrician — and also recognized as religious minister, who has a long history of making bizarre claims about medical topics and other controversial issues.

On Tuesday, The Daily Beast published an extensive collection of some of Immanuel’s sermons and articles posted on her website, describing them as “definitely ludicrous.”

She refers to herself as “God’s battle axe and weapon of war” and claims that medical issues like endometriosis, cysts, infertility, and impotence are caused by sex with “spirit husbands” and “spirit wives,” a phenomenon described essentially as witches and demons having sexual intercourse with people in a dreamworld.

"They turn into a woman and then they sleep with the man and collect his sperm,” Immanuel said, according to the outlet. “Then they turn into the man and they sleep with a man and deposit the sperm and reproduce more of themselves."

“They are responsible for serious gynecological problems,” Immanuel said. “We call them all kinds of names — endometriosis, we call them molar pregnancies, we call them fibroids, we call them cysts, but most of them are evil deposits from the spirit husband,” Immanuel said in 2013. “They are responsible for miscarriages, impotence — men that can’t get it up.”

The outlet claims to have also found that in 2015 Immanuel claimed that an Illuminati plan had been concocted by “a witch” to destroy the world using abortion, gay marriage, and children’s toys.”

Eschewcel #sexist #quack #psycho incels.is

[Blackpill] The ONLY reason why men never get child custody. (MGTOWs GTFIH)


It's because they would rape their daughter. Hard blackpill to swallow, but it's absolutely logical and justice is blackpilled too when it comes to be against men.

Every married man is fighting against his instincts, not to rape his daughter. The only thing keeping him away from raping her is the fact that the consequences would be disastrous if he wanted to do it while being married.

But once the foid is away, he could seriously think of it. It's a biological instinct, and I don't have the stats, but I'm pretty sure that daughter-rape happens more often when the dad is alone than when the dad is married. The dad is usually thinking he'll get away with it, and he will most of the time.

What do you think of that?

Geneva Montoya and Najee Jackson Sr., Stop Mandatory Vaccination #quack allthatsinteresting.com

Anti-Vaxxers Encourage Mom To Treat Her Child’s Flu With Peppermint Oil And Breastmilk. He Died Soon After.

"My 4year-old had a febrile seizure at only temp of 102. The doc prescribed tamaflu I did not pick it up."

four-year-old Colorado boy named Najee Jackson Jr. died from the flu this week after his mother declined to fill his Tamiflu prescription. According to NBC News, mother Geneva Montoya was so suspicious of modern medical science that she used home remedies involving the likes of cucumbers and thyme instead.

Perhaps even more troubling is the fact that she was only further encouraged to avoid medication by an anti-vaxxer group on Facebook.

The “Stop Mandatory Vaccination” group she posted in contains more than 178,000 members. Some of them regularly regurgitate baseless claims that flu outbreaks are “hoaxes” and that prescribed medication is dangerous.

“My 4year-old had a febrile seizure at only temp of 102,” she wrote to the group on Jan. 31, 2019. “The doc prescribed tamaflu I did not pick it up.”

With no Tamiflu, the boy’s condition only worsened and his mother and father, Najee Jackson Sr., watched as he was declared braindead at Children’s Hospital in Colorado Springs before ultimately being taken off life support.

The family’s remaining three children, meanwhile, continued battling their own flu symptoms. Their 10-month-old, Jackson Sr. said, was suffering the most. His fevers were so high that he needed to be hospitalized.

It was after that visit that the trouble with Najee Jr. began. According to Q13 Fox, Najee Jr. simply passed out after the family returned home from the hospital.

“His heart stopped,” Jackson said of his son. “He wasn’t breathing. They got his heart going back at the hospital in Pueblo.”

But his mother’s subsequent decision not to fill the boy’s Tamiflu prescription meant that he was ultimately doomed.

Instead of filling his prescription, Montoya went to a Facebook group for anti-vaxxers where she was encouraged to try remedies ranging from thyme to cucumbers to peppermint oil to breastmilk, with one remedy even suggesting that she place a potato on his head.

When Montoya admitted to the group that she hadn’t filled her son’s prescription, none of the dozens of comments she got back suggested she do so. She spent her time writing about “natural cures” involving peppermint oil, lavender, and Vitamin C, while others suggested she try breastmilk and thyme.

“Perfect, I’ll try that,” she replied.

While her posts have since been deleted, and a Facebook spokesperson said they “don’t want vaccine misinformation” on their platform, the damage is already done.
For Kolina Koltai, who studied social media behavior of anti-vaxxers at the University of Texas at Austin, this is par for the course.

“These communities have become a haven or resource for parents and for women to connect with others and ask for help,” she said. “This is what we warn about.”

And with misinformation spreading online, children are increasingly at risk. According to a new study by the American Academy of Family Physicians, 59 percent of parents admitted their child had missed the flu shot at least once, because of “misinformation or misunderstanding.”
Najee Jackson SrMeanwhile, the deceased boy’s parents have avoided the online outcry against their choices.

“I don’t look at none of it,” Jackson said regarding the criticism. “The negative comments — keep (them) to yourself because at the end of the day, what’s important is that each one of those parents goes home and kisses their kids.

Fortunately, the 10-month-old has already shown tremendous signs of improvement.

“His temperature is manageable now,” said Jackson. “We’ve been on top of that.”

janeknowitall1 #ableist #quack janeknowitall1.wordpress.com

Autism is Neurological Damage. Let that cross your blood brain barrier and sink in.

What do you think neurological damage should look like? I know I sound like a broken record, but the average person cannot begin to understand that vaccines might be causing autism, until they fully understand what autism is.

We have a bad track record in this country –and I suppose the world, when it comes to chalking up things we don’t understand to mythical powers or medical mysteries. One example, for most of history, epilepsy was seen as something divine –until we figured out it’s neurological.

Today the entire field of psychiatry fits into this box. If we can’t see the obvious medical connection we tell the patient that the problem is all in their head.

Autism got tossed into the psychiatry box. The first theory to be accepted by medical professionals was that it stemmed from bad parenting –mainly a cold “refrigerator” mother. Luckily, Dr. Bernie Rimland came along –his son was autistic and he knew damn well his wife was a great mother. Bernie changed that mistaken theory –we suddenly realized that autism was neurological.

But from there, “professionals” chalked it up to kids being differently wired. That never sat right with me. The brain is amazingly plastic. If they were differently wired they’d still be functional –and I wasn’t seeing “functional” in my own son and the children of others. I saw tics and odd body postures and disordered speech and language –I saw brain damage. Also, we noticed that changing the diet and giving certain supplements helped or even made some kids lose their diagnosis. This wasn’t ‘hard wiring’ –this was medical, metabolic.

It was 2000 when I finally started listening to my new friends about vaccines. I didn’t understand how a vaccine could cause a brain disorder. My lack of comprehension was directly related to my lack of knowledge. First off, I had no clue what was in vaccine. I had NOT ONE CLUE that there was mercury, polysorbate 80, formaldehyde, aluminum, human DNA, chicken DNA, etc. I had no idea that our immune system is in our gut. I had no idea that damaged guts can lose that tight juncture in their cells and ‘leak’ proteins out into the blood stream where they should never be. I had no idea that these proteins could slip past the blood brain barrier. I had no idea that the mercury could cross the BBB. I had no idea that there were kids with MTHFR and other genetic mutations that would make them more susceptible to damage –who couldn’t detox those heavy metals as well as other children. The more I read, the more it became obvious that vaccines causing brain damage that presents as “autism” is biologically plausible. I admit to being ignorant.

I know that some of you still are. That you sit back and listen to the news anchors on the TV tell you what was found in the latest study –and you with your lack of medical knowledge and lack of knowledge about the politics of this all, and the history of vaccines, you take it at face value. Why would they lie? They lie because either they are ignorant, too –or because their fat paychecks depend on it.

But back to autism. How can you not see that autism is brain damage? Autism isn’t a thing in and of itself. Time to sound like a broken record again… Autism is a label that is slapped on a box, and in that box is a pile of symptoms, and if you have enough of those symptoms you win the diagnosis. There is no such thing as “Autism” –it is a classification system, a label.

So let’s look at autism…
By looking at other neurological disorders and diseases and injuries.

Looks like autism.
Looks like autism. But it’s a mercury poisoning victim from Minamata Japan.
I remember 2000, when I still needed a little more convincing. That is when a friend sent me a link to a video, a video showing children who were exposed to mercury in Minamata Japan. (If you are unfamiliar, Google is your friend) –and what caught my eye right away was how similar a lot of the body postures were in those mercury poisoned in Minamata and our “autistics”. Mercury damages the brain. Autism is brain damage. Now, a lot of people died in Minamata, some were severely affected… some slightly. And those slightly affected all looked like autistic kids to me. In the following video at minute two… if you didn’t know this was a Minamata video, you’d think it was an autism video. I suggest you check out all the videos on youtube concerning Minamata “Disease”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zMG0MsyIQ0

This is a great one too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSwoO_hG61k

So, Minamata popped back into my head last night while I was rewatching “Silent Epidemic, The Untold Story of Vaccines” you really need to watch the whole thing. But check out the montage at minute 16:55 –that is what neurological damage looks like. And that is called “autism”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJGyN3gCsBg

Now let me say, I don’t agree that vaccines are the only thing that’s changed in the last 25 years –they are the major player and biggest culprit, yes. But we also don’t eat real food anymore and the food we eat is mostly poisoned and nutritionally void or genetically altered. We are dealing with thousands upon thousands of chemicals in our environment that were never tested for long term safety. Babies today are born with hundreds of chemicals in their cord blood… BUT… If we are willing to admit that there is an environmental trigger –that something we are eating, breathing or touching is causing this rise (and most scientists and doctors DO admit this) THEN WHY do we snap to attention when vaccines are mentioned, and toe the company line with a loud chorus of, “Oh, but we know it’s not the vaccines!” Injecting chemicals into the body is much worse than eating, breathing or touching. We don’t “know it’s not the vaccines” because the proper studies HAVE NOT BEEN DONE.

Looks like Autism.
Looks like Autism.
Looks like autism.
Looks like autism.
Autism is brain damage.
Here, at 4:35 is a child with an auto-immune encephalitis… brain damage… it looks like autism:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8yh9X0IWCk

Here is a child with cerebral palsy, it looks like autism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52OlcFjR9E4

These kids with TBI have “features of autism”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBOo2a2BWMI

Brain Injury from a drug overdose, looks like autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBZPOkDi_kg

Look at the poor motor planning in an apraxia patient after a stroke. I was told in my speech path classes that apraxia/dyspraxia
is more common in kids now, but it’s controversial because in adults it follows a brain injury and in kids there is NO BRAIN INJURY. Says who? Vaccines cause brain injury. The adult:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTFdNk7JIoo

Here is a child –both look like autism:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKY3EAiLi3g


OMGosh, look at this, we even have a new disorder, Developmental Coordination Disorder. –It is all brain damage.

Autism. Is. Brain. Injury.

Vaccines are known to cause brain injuries.
Why do you deny that some of us watched our children regress into brain injury right after receiving vaccines that have possible brain injury as a known AND COMPENSATABLE side effect? Compensatable through the NVICP which has paid out over $3billion in damages to vaccine injured…

–all because you do not understand what autism is.
–what ALL this is.

Set aside the debate for a few minutes now and really think about what is happening to generations of children. Just think about it.

Watch that full length movie above, The Silent Epidemic.
Also, watch The Disappearing Male.

Here is some kids dissertation on Minamata, check it out, it’s well worth the 13 minutes.


Also… the old argument back in the day was methyl vs. ethyl mercury. I am not even going to get into that. That is a whole other blog post… or book chapter… or book. You can google. Bottom line, they can cause the same damage.

I say again, autism is brain damage. Vaccines can cause brain damage. Vaccines can cause autism.

What don’t you understand?

Jenny McCarthy #conspiracy #quack #ableist nautil.us

(as reported by Paul A. Offit)

Right before his MMR shot, I said to the doctor, “I have a very bad feeling about this shot. This is the autism shot, isn’t it?” And he said, “No, that’s ridiculous. It is a mother’s desperate attempt to blame something,” and he swore at me, and then the nurse gave [Evan, quotee’s son] the shot. And I remember going, “Oh, God, I hope he’s right.” And soon thereafter — boom — the soul’s gone from his eyes.

Father Dominic Valanmahal #ableist #crackpot #fundie #homophobia #kinkshaming #quack patheos.com

“Why does this generation have autism and hyperactivity? That is to say, mentally retarded children are in abundance? Adultery, masturbation, homosexuality, porn, if you are addicted to these, I say to you in the name of God… when you get married and have children, there is a high possibility of bearing these type of children. They lead an animal-like life. They copulate like animals. They bear children like animals. Therefore those children also, will be like animals.”

The priest has also claimed he “cured” children of autism with the power of Jesus.

Analogy Backfire Award

Gr8Believer #quack twitter.com

This is what I have learned while listening to proper doctors ICW Covid:
You can't CATCH a virus.
Your own body produces a virus to deal toxins.
Vaccines don't work.
Autism is up since vaccines were introduced.

What else have you learned?

skimmingway #quack #elitist #crackpot wehuntedthemammoth.com

A man can, in fact, live off a diet of raw meat. They have done it before, and there presently exist men who are doing it at this very moment. Now, I only take my meat raw on rare (haha) occasion, but I applaud any man who can eat meat like this regularly – a fine display of old world, masculine zest if there ever was one.

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I am defending a WAY OF LIFE from the verbal slings and arrows of ineffectual intellectuals and other assorted effete pointy-headed snobs who are, in a likelihood, more concerned with the aesthetic dimension behind consuming raw meat than they are with the actual nature of the act in itself. The very thought of some betesticled man’s man, oozing testosterone and animal magnetism as he bites into his dinner with ursine hunger just makes your kind go flailing back into your drawing rooms, fan in hand and couch in perfect position for you to faint on as you contemplate what “horrors” have just vexed your delicate little nerves. This whole thing has little to do with the actual health of the men in question, it boils down to the fact that they reject your Bismarckian pretensions and make a mockery of your obsessive desire to use whatever “facts” you deem appropriate to impose order on people you see as your inferiors, you people who show up to a boxing match with a Jeopardy buzzer. You can’t take the man out of the man.

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I will not be getting E. Coli, however much it might please you for the inverse to be true, because, as I’ve delineated above, men who have properly trained their immune systems are unlikely to acquire any sort of lethal or exceptionally cumbersome malady. The safety rules which you have tried to foist upon me with your condescending wiles were made for more delicate sorts of people, such as the one you see in the mirror. I will not likely be getting ANY kind of disease to “own the libs” I will own them precisely by doing that which they insist, from their ivory tower perches, is impossible for me and my kind to do. Keep chortling, Nagglefart.


Stacey McStationary #quack twitter.com

Germ theory has been around since the fraud Louis Pasteur, but it’s never been proven. After the Spanish Flu, they tried to make well people sick by exposing them to sick people’s mucus, and they were not able to make even one person sick.

After 160 years, germ theory is still just a theory!

Rep. Jonathan Stickland #wingnut #quack #conspiracy chron.com

In response to a Hotez tweet that the latest increase in vaccine exemptions in Texas shows its children have been “placed in harm’s way for the financial gain of special and outside interest groups,” Rep. Jonathan Stickland, R-Bedford, let loose.

“You are bought and paid for by the biggest special interest in politics,” tweeted Stickland. “Do our state a favor and mind your own business. Parental rights mean more to us than your self enriching ‘science.’”

When Hotez replied that he doesn’t take a dime from the vaccine industry and that as a Texas pediatrician-scientist who develops neglected disease vaccines for the world's poorest people, it is “most certainly my business,” Stickland dug in even deeper.

“Make the case for your sorcery to consumers on your own dime,” tweeted Stickland. “Like every other business. Quit using the heavy hand of government to make your business profitable through mandates and immunity. It’s disgusting.”

Hotez, a Baylor College of Medicine professor of infectious disease, bowed out at that point. But Stickland continued the onslaught with others happy to engage the fight. In a span of an hour, he tweeted that vaccines are “dangerous,” that a doctor concerned about the child’s vulnerability to disease is a “brainwashed commie” and that a defender of science is a “typical leftist trying to take credit for something only The Lord God Almighty is in control of.”

The twitter tussle was triggered by a Houston Chronicle story reporting on the latest and continuing increase in the number of Texans vaccine exemptions by parents claiming a conscientious objection to the state requirement.

Sharmila Begum, Azarudeen and Mohammed Saleem #fundie #quack #psycho indiatoday.in

A six-month-old girl was drowned to death allegedly as a human sacrifice for her grandfather's life in Tamil Nadu's Pattukottai
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Thirty-two-year-old Naseerudhin was married to Shaliha and had a baby girl. Naseerudhin's uncle Asaruddin was working abroad and had recently returned. Asaruddin used to fall ill often and his wife Sharmila Begum had checked with Muhammed Salim, a Muslim tantric who had told her to sacrifice a child without spilling any blood to save his life

Sharmila Begum had reportedly plotted to sacrifice Shaliha's 6-month old daughter. On Tuesday, she went to Shaliha's house at midnight and kidnapped the child

When Shaliha woke up, she panicked and began to search for the baby. Sharmila Begum then took Shaliha behind her house where the child was put inside a fish tank and drowned

Shaliha said that she protested, but Sharmila Begum had pressurised her to bury the child in their backyard

Pattukottai Thahsildar reported the child's death to the local police. The body was exhumed and has been sent for autopsy

Dark Sage Mystic #fundie #quack twitter.com

It is possible that the 'Vaccine' interferes with the protein transcription process and prevents us from reincarnating when we decompose after we die. God would not be able to recognize the sequence and we would not be able to enter heaven.

Marjorie Taylor Greene #dunning-kruger #conspiracy #fundie #crackpot #quack rawstory.com

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) on Tuesday disputed the science behind virus research because she does not believe in evolution.

Greene made the remarks while speaking to Steve Bannon on Real America's Voice, where she argued that Dr. Anthony Fauci should be criminally charged over the COVID-19 pandemic.

The Georgia Republican said that she opposed so-called "gain of function" research on viruses.

"That's a bioweapon," she charged. "So we need to be very clear about what was the intent of COVID-19 and these viruses that they experiment with like some sort of Dr. Frankenstein experiment."

"I don't buy it because I don't believe in evolution," the congresswoman said. "I don't believe in that type of so-called science. I don't believe in evolution. I believe in God."

Greene added: "These viruses were not making people sick until they created them and made them into weaponized viruses to be able to attach to our cells and make us sick. This has caused so many people to die all over the world."

Virginia C. Brown #quack #conspiracy #psycho huffpost.com

An east Tennessee woman has been charged with seven counts of felony reckless endangerment after allegedly driving her car through a COVID-19 vaccination site as an apparent protest against the vaccine.

Members of the Blount County Sheriff’s Office arrested Virginia C. Brown on Monday morning after deputies working at the site saw her drive an SUV through a closed cone course and into an enclosed tent where several health department and national guard personnel were working, according to WSMV TV.

Workers at the tent told officers that Brown’s vehicle almost hit seven people in the tent, according to the Blount County Daily Times.

Witnesses said Brown yelled “no vaccine” during her ride, and several witnesses told deputies they thought that the driver was going to kill them, according to a sheriff’s report.

A deputy who witnessed the incident eventually performed a traffic stop on Brown, WVLT TV reported. He arrested her and drove her to the Blount County Detention Facility. She continued making anti-vaccine statements on the way to the facility.

Brown claimed she was only going five miles an hour. The sheriff’s office said she drove her car through the tent at a “high speed.”

Dr Mariam Al-Sohel #crackpot #homophobia #quack pinknews.co.uk

Kuwaiti academic claims semen-eating anal worms cause homosexuality

Dr Mariam Al-Sohel, who claims to have qualifications in “Sex Management,” appeared on Kuwaiti channel Scope TV to sell suppositories that she claims kills worms making men gay.

In a clip translated by the Middle East Media Research Institute Sohel claims that she has “discovered therapeutic suppositories that curb the sexual urges” of gay men and lesbians.

Sohel explains: “The sexual urge develops when a person is sexually attacked, and afterwards it persists, because there is an anal worm that feeds on semen. It feeds on sperm. So what I did was to produce suppositories which are to be used by certain people at a certain time, and it cures those urges by exterminating the worm that feeds on sperm.”

The academic, adds: “By the way, this is all science, so there’s nothing to be ashamed of. Of course not. It’s Prophetic medicine. It’s all in the books.” Sohel goes on to claim that the treatment works for both gay men and lesbians, though it is unclear how exactly semen-eating anal worms would survive in most lesbian relationships. She adds that the treatments for gay men also include a balanced diet of foods “that increase their masculinity and build muscle.”

Sohel claimed: “Any food that is buried underground provides men with stability, strengthens their muscles and increases their masculinity.”

Alexandra Bruce #conspiracy #ableist #wingnut #quack forbiddenknowledgetv.net

When I look at a group of Antifa members, I often feel that I’m looking at a group of people with High-functioning autism or Aspberger syndrome.
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In this video, commentator Bill Whittle cites Politico chief political columnist, Roger Simon, who in a recent opinion piece for the Epoch Times asked whether cancel culture Progressives are not malevolent fascists, but suffering from symptoms of autism?
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While it may be true that Big Tech CEOs and many of their Antifa-affiliated content moderators – and indeed, many in the cohort of Americans born after the 1980s exhibit symptoms of Autism Spectrum Disorder, I believe that, rather than their neurological condition being the cause of Internet censorship, their condition has been weaponized by a military-grade psychological operation as part of the information war being waged by the Deep State against the human race.

I believe this is especially the case of the Antifa members who are content moderators and “fact-checkers”, who are not truly in positions of power – even if they do have the power to nuke your Twitter account or to publish a derogatory report about your website on Newsguard.

As for the CEOs, they may indeed be Aspies but I believe there is an additional level of control via blackmail and threats that is in operation.
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The real questions may be whether a generation of Americans has already been neurologically damaged by an aggressive vaccine schedule – and whether the enemies of humanity are now coming after the rest of us in a genocidal campaign to vaccinate “the entire global population” with CRISPR gene-editing technology that has not been approved for use in humans.

Steven Brandenburg #conspiracy #quack snopes.com

A Wisconsin pharmacist convinced the world was “crashing down” told police he tried to ruin hundreds of doses of coronavirus vaccine because he believed the shots would mutate people’s DNA, according to court documents released Monday.
Police in Grafton, about 20 miles (32 kilometers) north of Milwaukee, arrested Advocate Aurora Health pharmacist Steven Brandenburg last week following an investigation into the 57 spoiled vials of the Moderna vaccine, which officials say contained enough doses to inoculate more than 500 people. Charges are pending.
“He’d formed this belief they were unsafe,” Ozaukee County District Attorney Adam Gerol said during a virtual hearing. He added that Brandenburg was upset because he was in the midst of divorcing his wife, and an Aurora employee said Brandenburg had taken a gun to work twice.
A detective wrote in a probable cause statement that Brandenburg, 46, is an admitted conspiracy theorist and that he told investigators he intentionally tried to ruin the vaccine because it could hurt people by changing their DNA.
Brandenburg is in the process of divorcing his wife of eight years. The couple has two small children.
According to an affidavit his wife filed on Dec. 30, the same day Brandenburg was arrested in the vaccine tampering, he stopped off at her house on Dec. 6 and dropped off a water purifier and two 30-day supplies of food, telling her that the world was “crashing down” and she was in denial. He said the government was planning cyberattacks and was going to shut down the power grid.
She added that he was storing food in bulk along with guns in rental units and she no longer felt safe around him. A court commissioner on Monday found that Brandenburg’s children were in imminent danger and temporarily prohibited them from staying with him.

Ben Garrison #quack #conspiracy facebook.com

What does YOUR facemask say? The masks speak:

"I live in fear"
"I believe CNN"
"I will snitch on you!"
"I believe in agenda 21"
"I want safety, not freedom"
"I want medical tyranny"
"My parents are hurting my immune system"
"I love Bill Gates"
"I do what I'm told"
"I want mandatory vaccines"
"I enjoy virtue signaling"
"It's all Trump's fault!"
"The New Normal"

Atavistic Autist #psycho #quack #ableist #transphobia incels.is

[Serious] Bring back the anachronistic diagnosis of "autistic psychopathy"

Us autistic celibates need every status halo that we can get, and I posit that if we are properly understood as being psychopathic again, rather than effeminate soys who "stim" to consumer trinkets by jumping up and down (or even worse: trannies who cut off our own dicks), then people will fear us and thus respect us, and foids will naturally fuck us.

We must stop the mental health establishment, as guided by the desires of the preening mothers of autistic children, from promoting the myth that "autistic men are no more likely to commit crimes than neurotypical men, and are even less likely to commit them." This stigmatizes us as high-inhib pussies who are not even good enough for betabuxxing. Because anybody who lives an autistic life and does not give thought to crime must therefore be a masochistic slave worthy only of contempt, and if it's said that this is true of most autists, then we are consequently degraded as a whole in the popular consciousness.

The related myth that "there are just as many autistic women as autistic men" must also be stopped for similar reasons.


This is our culture:

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Executing one's mother and then going lone wolf is what it means to be autistic; not becoming a eunuch tranny, nor stimming to Star Wars action figures or anime figurines. And don't forget it, normgroids!

The BJP #quack #fundie theprint.in

Journalist Kishorechandra Wangkhem and activist Erendro Leichombam were arrested last month for Facebook posts that said ‘cow dung and cow urine’ don’t cure Covid.

When the Manipur police barged into journalist Kishorechandra Wangkhem’s home in Imphal on 13 May, his children — seven, three, and nine months — were paralysed with terror.

“Our oldest immediately turned to pacify our second child, who started to cry and couldn’t hold her stool. Our third is still a baby,” said Wangkhem’s wife, Ranjita. “For me, this is no longer a shock.”

About five kilometres away, political activist Erendro Leichombam’s house was similarly stormed by a team of police officers, who allegedly assaulted his elderly mother and dragged Leichombam out of his room, without giving him a chance to change out of his nightclothes.

“Nothing could stop them. No amount of pleading. They acted like he was some major criminal. He didn’t resist the arrest at all,” said Leichombam’s mother, L. Landhoni. “They hit me and pushed me aside, and I had difficulty breathing for 15 days after.”

Wangkhem and Leichombam were arrested after BJP functionaries complained about their Facebook posts, which said that “cow dung and cow urine” don’t cure Covid-19. It was in the context of state BJP leader S. Tikendra Singh’s death due to the illness.
“The cure for Corona is not cow dung & cow urine. The cure is science & common sense. Professor ji RIP,” Leichombam had written.

“Santhi Sanyung na yadrabo, oh!!! RIP # Rashikang Kangyet Hayeng nga chani,” Wangkhem had written, which loosely translates to “cow dung, cow urine didn’t work”.

Igor Lanis #conspiracy #crackpot #psycho #quack #wingnut nbcnews.com

The Michigan man who gunned down his wife, nearly killed their daughter and was fatally shot by police had fallen down a “rabbit hole” of conspiracy theories leading up to the shooting, his other daughter said.

Lanis, a suburban Detroit auto industry employee, was arguing with his wife, Tina Lanis, 56, and daughter Rachel Lanis, 25, early Sunday when the two women were about to drive away from their home — but not before he opened fire with a shotgun, Rebecca Lanis said.

Rachel Lanis called 911 at about 4:11 a.m. Sunday and “stated that she had just been shot by her father” on Glenwood Drive in Walled Lake, the Oakland County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement.

When deputies and Walled Lake police arrived, Igor Lanis came out the front door with a Remington 870 pump action shotgun and shot at officers before they returned fire and killed him, the sheriff’s office said.

Tina Lanis was found dead, “shot multiple times in the back, and it appears that she was also attempting to flee out of the front door,” the sheriff’s office said.

The family dog, Sammy, also was found dead, shot multiple times.

Rebecca Lanis primarily blamed her father’s worsening mental state on QAnon, the false but widespread conspiracy theory about — among many other things — Trump’s leading a top-secret war on a cabal of pedophiles and criminals.

“In 2020, after the election, he started going insane. He went off the deep end," Rebecca Lanis said. "He started going down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories and QAnon. First it started with the ‘stolen election,’ and then he started talking about worse things, 5G, the vaccine, just everything."

She said he began to believe that the "deep state stole the election and that there’s a worldwide cabal out to get conservatives.”

Dark Sage Mystic #quack twitter.com

Virus theory is the deception of the century,

Make sure you do not use the term 'germ theory' or 'exosome' because we have to fully discredit this advanced deception. Viruses do not exist, and therefore Vaccines and Virology cannot exist - you cannot create a Vaccine.

Etienne Charland, Emergence Guardian #crackpot #quack #ufo #magick #conspiracy spiritualselftransformation.com

I went for a pizza with a vaccinated friend. Something physically spread out of his body to infect me, my wife and daughter. It’s as he said in the video: graphene oxide thin needles shooting out of a body to spread to other bodies up to 10-20 feet away. This wasn’t just energetic infection.

We did a complete scan of the parasite. There is a living entity in the middle of the graphene oxide, keeping it together. That parasite is a cyborg, 38% alive 62% AI.

There are 3 layers to it that must be worked on in proper order:

1. Graphene oxide must be detoxed from the body; but it can’t as long as the parasite is alive.

2. The parasite must be killed; but it can’t as long as it supported by energetic infections.

3. The energetic infections must be cleared first.

Addressing only 1 of these 3 layers won’t be effective. A simple detox might be overall 1% effective. MMS cleanse is ineffective and can cause damage to the nervous system.

95.2% of the world population already has this parasite, 98.4% of Americans, and only 4 people in China aren’t infected!

This is extremely advanced AI tech, combining alien life, AI and deep quantum physics. It’s built 32 million densities high in the energetic realms. The security protocols are extremely sophisticated and hard to break through.

Still, we hacked through it and disabled the parasites, where energetic infections aren’t too high. About 32% of human infections have been cleared so far. This solves about 14% of the problems with vaccines.

There are also graphene oxide parasites living in tap water of many cities. We did mention last year that they would attack through the water supply. Now it makes sense. These parasites in the environment and water supply are however wired differently and even harder to break through.

They’ve now been destroyed regardless. There’s about 0.2% left, forming thin wires with extreme tensions that are holding all the crap realities together.

Nicholas Pereira #crackpot #god-complex #quack #wingnut vice.com

In a riding tucked away in one of Canada’s most forgettable provinces, you’ll find a candidate preaching about a topic sorely undercovered this election: semen retention.

Nicholas Pereira is the People’s Party of Canada candidate in Saint John-Rothesay, New Brunswick, but on the internet, he’s known as Nakula Das, a YouTuber dedicated to making sure his followers don’t ejaculate. Pereira’s videos are of the vlog variety, typically addressed to his “semen retention army,” and at times beginning with a prompt salute to his “soldiers.” He also offers his teachings on Instagram where he posts about techniques such as “testicle breathing.”

“Breathe deeply into your balls. Imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale, imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would,” the Canadian political candidate wrote in an Instagram post four weeks ago. “Most men never breathe into their balls consciously.”

In over 130 videos on his page, Pereira philosophizes about how men not orgasming is their key to a better life. He can teach his followers the true way to achieve their maximum potential—but only after they sign up for one of his webinars, of course. On Patreon, another place Pereira teaches his followers how not to ejaculate, the PPC candidate writes that he “is creating an Army of Semen Retention Practitioners” and a place “where men don’t cum to transform their lives.” Pereira also offers to teach his followers to become “sexual alchemists” who are “a powerhouse both in and outside the bedroom.”

Matt Walsh #quack #wingnut twitter.com

Wearing a mask when it is not medically necessary is grotesque and unhuman, an attack on society itself. It feeds paranoia and fear. You are treating air like it is toxic and other humans like they are nothing but vessels of disease. It is disgraceful, arrogant, and offensive.

Tucker Carlson #conspiracy #pratt #quack #wingnut mediaite.com

As for forcing children to wear masks outside, that should be illegal. Your response when you see children wearing masks as they play should be no different from your response to seeing someone beat a kid in Walmart. Call the police immediately, contact child protective services. Keep calling until someone arrives. What you’re looking at is abuse, it’s child abuse and you are morally obligated to attempt to prevent it.

Peter D'Abrosca #wingnut #elitist #quack amgreatness.com

As a healthy 29-year-old, my likelihood of dying from the virus is practically nil, so why risk the blood clots? And before anyone accuses me of trying to murder granny, shouldn’t she be immune to the virus if she gets the vaccine? Whether that’s actually true seems to be the topic of some debate. We’ll have to follow The Science™, then parse through its legitimacy relative to its political value for Democrats (that’s a new step in the scientific method) before we can know for sure.
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Personal liberty is not the reason I’m avoiding it, either. I’m not a member of the “don’t tread on me” club. I’m not here to take a principled stand against the federal or state governments on this issue. In fact, I’m saving my principled stands against the federal or state governments for issues that really matter, like strengthening libel laws so that lying journalists can finally be shipped off to Guantanamo Bay where they belong.

My primary reason for refusing the vaccine is much simpler: I dislike the people who want me to take it, and it makes them mad when they hear about my refusal. That, in turn, makes me happy.

Maybe it’s petty, but the thought of the worst people on planet earth, those whom I like to call the Branch Covidians, literally shaking as I stroll into Target vaccine-free, makes me smile.
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I also don’t care whether you decide to get the vaccine. It’s really none of my business.

Perhaps you’re not as committed to upsetting the enemy as I am. That is fine.

Perhaps you just want to go on a cruise vacation again. If so, call Bill Kristol or Jonah Goldberg and have your vaccine identification card ready. Godspeed.

Kevin J. Johnston #quack #wingnut #god-complex #dunning-kruger msn.com

Johnston attempted to buy soap at Dave's No Frills grocery store in Dawson's Creek, British Columbia. Refusing to wear a mask, Johnston was asked repeatedly by staff to leave, as is standard protocol. The conflict spilled into the parking lot, where a passer-by caught Johnston assaulting one of the store employees on camera. The video shows Johnston shoving his phone into the employee's face, prompting the employee to bat his arm away. Johnston responds by punching the employee in the face. A second video shows Johnston attempting to make a "citizen's arrest" on the same employee, alleging assault—presumably in reference to when the employee batted Johnston's arm. Meanwhile, the employee calls the police on Johnston. "You're under arrest for assault," Johnston says to the employee, who ignores him. "I have to take this man into custody," Johnston insists to the camera, grabbing the employee's elbow. "This is a citizen's arrest for assault times two!" The conflict between Johnston and the employee continues while they wait for the police to arrive—each believing the other will be arrested. A passerby attempts to intervene, and Johnston places him under "citizen's arrest" as well. Johnston, however, is shocked when police arrive and immediately put him in handcuffs. In the video, Johnston protests his arrest on assault charges as an officer leads him to the police vehicle. "Guys," he pleads, "I have made a citizen's arrest." "You guys have to take him into custody now," Johnston tells the officers, referring to the store employee. "No, we don't," replies the officer.

Johnston is running for mayor of Calgary in their upcoming fall election. In the meantime, Johnston—who is self-described on his website as "Canada's MOST CENSORED MAN"—continues to post videos of himself entering businesses without his mask.

Pastor Chris Penelope #fundie #crackpot #quack socialnewsdaily.com

Pastor Chris Penelope of the “SevenFold Holy Spirit Ministries” alleges he heals people by farting the Holy Spirit on their heads/nostrils.

A self-declared Man of God, Pastor Penelope was photographed seated on the faces of his church members and reportedly farting the Holy Spirit on them. Moreover, he claimes his flatulence is “anointed and instantly performs miracles.” It was reported earlier this year that dozens of professionals were all over the church painstakingly waiting to receive the sacred fart on their faces so that it could help their businesses flourish and hopefully become wealthy.

It’s said lengthy queues are routine as folks line up to obtain their blessings via Penelope’s anointed broken wind flowering from his rear end which is presumed to be a wondrous bowl of great things and prosperity. Some enterprisers wait two months for the pastor to fart the Holy Ghost on their faces so that they may begin winning bids again. An ex-member testified the majority of the individuals pay a hefty fee to collect the hindquarters fragrance in containers to smell always when they attend business deals and affairs.

Other church members/people are also in agreement, praising Penelope for being the reason behind his members’ expensive houses and vehicles. Notwithstanding, a few were appalled by the farting performance and elected to leave the church, as they contended that was the sort of stuff they’ll never sign up for. In addition, others accused the farting pastor of worshipping the wrong God.