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demented fanfiction lover #sexist fanfiction.net

When one recalls that JK Rowling is in fact a woman, and as such, things such as honor, bravery and even heroism itself are somewhat out of her realm of understanding, you shouldn't be surprised when you don't find any real examples of these things in any of her books, even though the plot and story-line are actually fairly good. Though that sounds sexist I don't mean it to be, because I know, as a man I'll never be able to understand some of the things that women do, so I don't expect them to comprehend manly concepts.

jesusfreakauthorgirl17 #fundie fanfiction.net

[Poem entitled "Steal My Heart Back Jesus," placed in the categories Romance and Poetry]

I look at him
Across the room
And he looks back
Right at me
My heart flutters,
My cheeks glow red.
He comes and sits,
Next to me.
I start the conversation,
and he contributes with
Stories of his family.
The way his sister burps.
The way his mom can't to math.
He seems so genuine,
So true.
But then I ask
About his christian life.
And his lips zip tight.
He's a really good friend.
I'll give him that.
But I think I fell in love
With one who
Might not be
Quite Right.
Jesus,
I think I gave my heart away.
It's not broken yet.
Can you save it please?
Can you be the keeper of my heart?
'Cause I know you'll never
Ever break it.
And I should be falling in love
With You.

Nathaniel duban #conspiracy #racist #ufo #god-complex #psycho fanfiction.net

I hate this world. I hate it so much with all my heart. I hate the Jews with all my heart . I'm really honestly starting to believe the conspiracies about the holocaust being a lie. It's really weird that Hitler was a vegetation and banned hunting. This battle has gone beyond this earth you at beyond. I have supernatural instincts you know. An alien invasion is coming. And their coming to kill. It won't be long

Wasabi #fundie fanfiction.net

No Better Time by Wasabi.


"Behold, I am coming soon," Christ's words printed in red;

I felt my back go rigid as I sat atop my bed.

Then gazed up at the ceiling in a manner clearly pensive,

And wondered why that verse had made me feel so apprehensive.

I shook the notion from my head and went to grab a Coke,

And from the living room, I heard Reporters as they spoke

Of death and hate and war and rape (or violence as a whole,)

The Reporter's words and the Bible verse ran in tandem through my soul.

For both were very similar, both spoke of times like these,

Both spoke in tones attempting to set my mind at ease.

But CNN's assurance is purveyed to me in vain,

They try to tell me mankind will conquer once again.

But society is crumbling, as it has since time began,

It has decayed beyond all reason, and now it seems the end of man

Is just as real as prophesised somewhere within Isaiah;

Yes, every day the sin of man is fuelling a great fire.

*

Prophecy fulfilled, I see, abounds on News Tonight,

Quite frankly such a notion has a tendency to excite.

The One-World Currency reels its head; and now Israel's a nation,

And how can I watch Scrubs when there's war on every station?

The people on the Internet all say that God's to blame,

(It's interesting to read that these people are the same

ones that turned their backs on Him.) Yes, to that I say, "Oh, well,

I guess you've learnt a Godless world is what's often known as hell."

I close the Window teeming with angry atheist discussion,

and sigh as they push toward a nasty repercussion.

All I can do until the time my Lord will re-appear,

is grit my teeth, obey His word, and calmly persevere.

I down my Coke, I disconnect, I turn off the TV;

Then smile down at the verse once more………they're soothing words to me.


Revelation 22: 20 – "Yes, I am coming soon!"


A/N: Hi, there. I hope that wasn't too hard to follow. And yes, I do expect a lot of annoyance, and I genuinely apologise for any mental anguish you may have suffered because of these writings, which, by the way, are not a direct and aggressive attack on the beliefs of others.

Heh, also, I'm Australian, so I pronounce 'Isaiah' as 'I-zy-ya' and not 'I-zay-ya.' Just so you know how I rhymed it with 'fire!'

I just find it perplexing how so many can't see the ties between scripture and the evening news nowadays. The world cannot support itself on its own sin-infested strength, and He's coming back before all is lost to prove it. I can't wait!


Yours in Christ!


~WASABI~

Mr. Noname #fundie fanfiction.net

(=Another review for another homophobic fanfic of "The Loud House"=)

"They didn't choose this. They can't help it, they were born this way."

Simon Levay would beg to differ. Next time, please check your facts.

"Was the gay rights movement of the '60s for nothing?"

Pretty much. 'Gay rights' are a hoax. Not just Bible verses, but I've already given you people a list of things to look up yourselves to better understand the position that the author and I have taken: Christopher Doyle, ex-homosexuals in general, 4 myths about homosexuality debunked by natsumihanaki20 over on DeviantArt...I mean, you DO know how to use a search engine, right? Or a library?

*sigh* Michael Savage was right: Liberalism IS a mental illness.

Other than that, I'm going to end it right here. You detractors can debate this all you want, but the author has just as much right to share this story with the world as does anyone else. There are indeed a lot of grammar errors and plenty of poor sentence and paragraph structure, and maybe the Bible lessons DO seem rather overdone; "rubbed in our faces" and such. Fine, I get it. But all I'm saying is that if you don't like it, you can always find another story to read. Simple as that. I mean, nobody's FORCING you to read this one, correct?

You can't make us change our minds any more than we can make you change yours. Stalemate.

Thank you for understanding, and have a nice day. (walks away and gently closes the door behind)

...

Sorry about that, author. You might consider putting a warning notice at the beginning of one of the chapters. You could write something along the lines of: "This story/chapter contains strong anti-homosexuality sentiments (not to be confused with homophobia). If you don't like that, please don't read." Or in the main story description, if you can fit it in.

Mr. Noname #fundie fanfiction.net

(=Context: A review to a religious themed fanfic of "The Loud House" with a homophobic message due to one of the characters being revealed to be bi-sexual=)

"I don't really like it when religion is forced into kids' shows."

Well, I don't like it when social messages are forced into kids' shows. Really, if a bunch of folks are going to start raging against the rest of us just for blinking funny at traces of the LGBT movement, then we can all agree that Chris Savino and the rest of Nickelodeon should not have put that kind of material in the show in the first place. Some barriers were meant to stand.

BTW, author, you may want to convert to novella format. Script format was banned here a long time ago. Other than that, I look forward to more. :)

Wasabi #fundie fanfiction.net

Could Have.
It sure is dark.
I sit groggily upright, supporting my upper body with one outstretched arm, the palm of my hand pressed against what feels like smooth, cold concrete. My other hand
rubs an eye as I squint to adjust my sight. My efforts, however, are in vain: this darkness is eerily impenetrable. There mustn't be a single light source here......which does
nothing to help explain just where the hell I am.
"Hello? I call into the ebony void.
I listen to the acoustics of my voice. It sounds contained, as if I'm in a room, and at the same time......it seems to go on forever, like I'm in a canyon. Bizarre.
Another sound catches my attention. A familiar, electronic hum from behind me. I turn, startled, and face an ominously glowing monitor, its light illuminating little more than the desk it rests upon. I fumble blindly for the chair latent before it, and seat myself, squinting as I began to discern what was onscreen.
Well, I'll be damned! It's that old fiction website I used to visit as an adolescent! I take a hold of the mouse and muse fondly over my own writings for a short period of
time. Now that's what I call a witty repartee! I feel profoundly nostalgic reading this.....it's comforting to know that my hard-lined stance against Christianity is just as
prominent today as it was when I was a teenager, campaigning against whatever ridiculous notion they were trying to prove on this website.
And yet, I can't shake this weird sense of unease as I read. Thoughts begin to pass through my head. Thoughts along the lines of why the hell are pages exclusively surrounding what I wrote some twenty odd years ago being displayed to me on a remote computer terminal in a pitch black room? Is this some sort of government experiment?
I sit back after reading a flame I had once written and am startled to realise that I'm perspiring - though the room is a moderate, comfortable temperature. I twiddle my fingers against my thighs absent-mindedly, incapable of shaking this rising feeling of unexplained dread. What is going on here?!
More importantly, where did this open Bible come from? I cast a dubious glance at the pages, frowning to note they're empty bar two verses.
......for the wages of sin is death......
and
......nobody comes to the Father, except through me......
Huh. Profoundly pointless. That's Christianity in a nutshell. I close the book and fold my arms across my chest, leaning back in the chair and narrowing my eyes at the monitor pensively. All of a sudden, I'm scared witless to note that the screen's glow illuminates the face of a man standing behind it.
"Who are you?" I cry, staggering backwards, not pretending to mask my fear with a facade of contempt anymore.
The man stands there in contemplative silence. Though the blue light of the screen casts unsettling shadows across his face, I can still see the look of inquisitiveness in his deep, dark eyes. Not breaking the gaze, he slowly circles the desk, and rests against it.
"You know who I am," he says simply, his rich voice attempting to be monotone and unfeeling, but unable to hide his unhappiness.
Chillingly, this man is correct. I know exactly who he is. And from that, I can deduce where I am......
Oh no. Oh God, no.
The man nods, turning his eyes away and staring off into the void, sadly.
I try to say something as my frantic eyes dart between the Bible, the man and the screen. My mouth opens and closes several times in succession, before he meets my gaze again, and I am overwhelmed by a bitter, bitter hybrid of guilt and terror. I double over and vomit pungent bile onto the cold concrete, then fall to my knees and gasp for air as the thick, acrid juice dangles from my trembling lip.
But there's no time for this. Now that I'm aware of what's happened, I stumble to my feet and wipe my mouth, looking to the man pleadingly, accusingly.
"This is not fair!" I scream, not bothering to break the situation down piece-by-piece. "Not fair! Why wasn't I given forewarning? Why didn't you show yourself?'
The man doesn't even blink. He just looks at me with weary eyes, as if he'd heard that one on countless occasions. He gestures for me to look at the monitor once more, and I frenetically oblige, squinting through my tears to see what was there.
My legs buckled involuntarily as I scrolled down.
Dozens, maybe hundreds of posts by Christians, followers of this man beside me, demonstrating his love for me in plain freaking English! Demonstrating this simple dynamic that only now am I willing to accept!
A heaving sob wracks my chest. There is only one thing for me to do.
"Lord, I'm sorry!" I wail, falling at his feet and grasping his robes, "You are the Christ, and I'm sorry! I'm s-so sorry......"
I whimper and shriek like a child at his feet. Never before have I felt so afraid.
I feel beads of moisture fall through my hair. His tears are also flowing, however much restraint he is trying to exercise. But the truth of the matter remains. My fate is sealed. Sealed here in the darkness. I turn my tear streaked face towards him once more as his perfect face gazes down at me resignedly.
"I never knew you," he says simply.
Those words capitalize a thousand explanations in my reeling mind. He had, in effect, said, You rejected me, though I offered you life every day. A lifetime of supposed intellectual integrity means nothing compared to an alternative you once dismissed and held in unbelieving contempt.
I knew I had no-one to blame but myself. And I weep. Not choked sobs, but long, howling wails of despair as I felt his robes slip from between my fingers. I suspend my twisted face above the pool of sick and yell into it, distraught and destroyed.
"What kind of God would allow this to happen to His own creation?"! bellow as he grows further and further away, the salty tears flowing into my mouth. "The kind that gives His creation the freedom of choice they both deserve and desire," he says distantly as he walks away.
I stand upright and go to follow him, but am powerless to do so. My eyes wander miserably to the Bible, opened again and exhibiting verses I'd read before, but literally chose not to understand. Verses explaining just how fair and reasonable the premise of following Christ is. I gasp in horror as I watch the monitor begin to dim.
"No!" I cry, hitting it. "No, don't die! No, please?'
Again, my efforts are in vain. The last thing I ever see is the written expression of my denial of everything that man stands for. I feel it disintegrate in my hands, and am left with nothing. Just the darkness.
I wander for a while, finally coming to wall composed of the same cold concrete the floor is made up of. I sit against it with my knees hugged to my chest, recounting the happy moments of my life, the moments of joy, of love. As if these delusions will tide me over until......until what? Until nothing! This is it. No end. Eternity. Forever.
I perk my ears and strain to hear through the darkness. It sounds like more weeping. Yes, I can the cries of others! The sounds escalate dramatically, and I hold my ears to drown it out, the resounding roar of hundreds of millions of damned souls, each of them writhing in their own everlasting regret, stuck with a worldly frame of mind in this accursed place. They all sound so close, and yet never have I felt so alone.
I rock back and forth, crying into my forearm despondently.
"I didn't ask for this......" I whisper.
No, a sinister voice tells me, You demanded it.
Guess what, peeps? I'm getting out of FF.Net. It angries up the blood, y'see, and presents a danger to what I believe by forcing me to retaliate out of fury instead of actual spiritual conviction. And that's just not on!
"So what are you trying to prove with this?" you may or may not ask. Well, a lot of people have been scoffing at the idea of 'coming to Christ out of fear of death/ as if the notion could possibly substitute for an actual relationship with the Lord.
Well, let me tell you this. Receiving Christ from a fear of hell is a heck of a lot better than not receiving him at all! At least, through that fear, you're accepting the truth of the matter, and from that acceptance, you're at every liberty to develop your relationship with Him, so that the fear is forgotten entirely, replaced by unprecedented appreciation for His sacrifice, and the awe-inspiringly simple, logical choice He's offered us. That's how it worked for me!
So repent! Discover for yourself what true freedom feels like, and don't disassociate yourself from the concept of hell just by saying it doesn't exist. Invite Christ into your heart and overcome even the possibility of a devastating afterlife in His name. Thank you for your time.
~WASABI~
PS: Also, could people stop exercising the term 'fuckwit'so liberally, please? It's the very embodiment of Neanderthal argumentative intelligence summarised in one unnecessary expletive, and contrived by the resident troll. Thanks again, and God bless!

Messenger777 #fundie fanfiction.net

For those who do not already know, we're living in the last days; the times Jesus Christ warned about.

All the issues going on is on a worldwide scale and its one of many proofs that these are the end times.

If you know deep down in your heart this is true & you feel something is not right in the world... I highly encourage you to seek our father in heaven while he may be found and to come out of this world while there is still time. Like 1 John 2:17 indicates in the written word of God aka the bible:

"The world and its desires pass away, but whoever does the will of God lives forever."

Many people are too caught up and is focused on the wrong things in life thanks to all the distractions going on when they need to realize destruction & judgment is not too far away. A lot of media out there like anime, games, movies and etc is of the devil and teaches people to love what's bad and to hate what's good. James 4:4 lets us know that anyone who chooses to be a friend of the world becomes an enemy of God and 1 John 2:15-17 mentions to not love the world, neither the things that are in the world; so I'd let this stuff go while you can since it's not worth being left behind after the rapture or the lake of fire.

As long as you’re following Jesus Christ, you're going to be okay. But if you're going with the flow or doing what everybody else is doing… you’re in trouble since broad is the road to destruction and many are going into it while narrow is the road to life and few is finding it. Jesus is the way, truth, life and the answer so never forget the importance in this scripture here Matthew 10:37-38.

Do what you can to repent (turn away or stop doing it) of your sins. We all say & do things and stumble since we're imperfect creatures but if you sincerely go to the father in prayer and ask for forgiveness, he will forgive you; you just got to mean what you say and repent. Realize that this LGBTQ movement is the work of the devil and that homosexuality is an abomination to the lord. Sin is sin really, since adultery is just as bad as committing or involving yourself with that lifestyle... but you can repent; you just have to resist & overcome the demonic spirit.

Ephesian 6:10-12 tells us in the bible that we wrestle not against flesh and blood but against the rulers of the darkness of this world; so we’re at spiritual warfare. Our bodies are a temple and when the Holy Spirit isn't with you, demons can and will host you like a puppet. So you have to rebuke and call on Jesus for help. He is the only one that can save us.

Nobody comes to the father but through the son. You deny the son and you deny the father. But if you accept the son then you have the father. It's by Jesus' blood we're redeemed back to the father in heaven so you want to seek him in all your ways.

The father in heaven knows the hearts & minds of all of us so he knows who you are deep down and what you've been through. He cares about you. When you open up your heart and allow the father & son in your life, they're going to take you where you need to go but you got to be willing to seek them for yourself. Nobody can build your relationship with Jesus Christ. It's up to you to read the bible for yourself & seek the truth; reading the word of god feeds the spirit, gives you knowledge and helps clears up the lies & deceptions of the world.

Time is so very, very short since things are just escalating day-to-day. Don't allow the spirit of fear to overcome you. Just draw close to the father in prayer, let go of this dying world, repent and follow Jesus. Following Jesus Christ keeps one out of sin but it also separates you from this world and that's the direction you want to go; toward the son of the most high, our savior and redeemer.

Take care and remember it's the love of Christ and your faith. Don't allow anyone or anything to hinder you. Forgive and let go since we all fall short.

m-slovak79 #fundie fanfiction.net

Man, I’ve been busy fucking Syrian boys all the day. But here are my two cents:
In light of the recent Paris ISIS massacres, isn't it poetic justice that Arab Muslims are eating the French whole, those sanctimonious MFs who spit on Israeli goods manufactured in the W. Bank, these anally correct bugs who have been sidling up to the oil producing, Jew-hating, Muslims for decades? Go on, let the French bow and scrape to Arab lies and recognize a nonexistent "Palestinian state." Their beloved Arab Islamic snake has only lived to bite them in their overfed, Catholic a$$es. Tant pis.
(Review for "Harry Potter Turns to the Lord". Don't know what it has to do with subject.)

His Love is Eternal #fundie fanfiction.net

[Bible Fan Fiction?]

Many people in these troubled times claim that gay men were born with the hateful desires they have. I am here to tell you that they are wrong. I used to live the homosexual lifestyle for many years until Christ came to me and showed me the lie I was living. I asked Him to come into my heart and make me whole again, and He did!

When I was a child, my mother was diagnosed with Leukemia. I prayed to God that if He cured her and let her live, I would never again ask Him for another selfish thing in my entire life. But The Lord felt it was time to take her away from her suffering and back into His loving arms, and her earthly body passed away. My hateful father began abusing me after my mother died. He was a gay man, and he took out his sick pedophillic desires on me for years and years.

Eventually I began to hate The Lord for the things He had (righteously) done to my life. In a moment of selfishness, I decided that since God was not giving me the petty little things that I asked for, this was justification for me to begin breaking His commandments and doing whatever I pleased.

I am ashamed to say that when I reached adolescence, I began to have unnatural sexual feelings for men because of the gay sex acts that my pedophile father had performed on me as a child. At first, I was rightfully disgusted by these feelings, as all good people should be, but the devil whispered my name to the gay people at my school and they started to pressure me to conform to their hateful lifestyle. They said me that being gay was not bad, and that it was God who was wrong, not them. Can you believe that? Those gays thought they had better judgment than the Creator of the universe itself!

The gay men and their demons told me that it was okay to give in to the devil's temptations, since there was no God anyway. And besides they said, God loved everybody regardless of their sexuality so it was fine if someone wanted to have sex with other men, or with animals, or with innocent children. It brings me great shame to admit that I gave in to their relentless pressures and started to engage in sick homosexual activities.

At first I only had gay sex with a few people, but as I became more comfortable in my rejection of God's Word, the numbers increased rapidly until I, like many gay men, was having sex with hundreds of different partners. I hung out in gay bars and picked up men I didn't even know, with whom I would have sex and then never see again. It was at this time that the devil introduced me to drugs. It was marijuana at first, but soon I was using heroin and methamphetamine on a regular basis. Looking back, it was just a way to dull the natural pain of being so separated from God because of my evil, unnatural lifestyle.

I attended anti-Christian LGBT rallies, where I would march alongside men who wore women's clothing and people who advocated pedophilia (NAMBLA). Sometimes we would block innocent people from entering churches because they didn't think it was right let us do whatever we wanted to, even if it was against God's Word. I was told by some of these good people that what I was doing was wrong, but I just sneered at them and called them hateful bigots. My mind was closed to the sinful evil I was committing by hurting these good, honest, loving people in the name of hateful organizations that want to rewrite God's word to make it "okay to be gay."

At this point I was engaging in orgies and all kinds of horrible fetishes every day and I got addicted to using drugs to cover the shame I (rightfully) felt. Like most gay men, I began using drugs without regard for my safety, and it is a miracle of God that I did not get AIDS from sharing needles and having unprotected sex with disgusting homosexual men. I began to contemplate suicide because that it was okay since there was no afterlife anyway. Although I blamed God and His Christian followers for my depression, I now know that it was actually a result of my sinful lifestyle as a homosexual. The devil, who had tricked me into thinking I was born gay, wanted me to kill myself then so that I could never see Christ's Kingdom! Instead, he wanted me to burn in Hell with the other homosexuals.

Then one day, just as I was at my lowest point, something amazing happened. Someone, I don't know who, left a so called 'Chick Tract' on my doorstep. I had seen these before, but this time The Lord guided me to read it and take in its true message. It was about how homosexuals are abominations in the eyes of God, and the only way to be saved from such a hateful lifestyle is to accept the loving, wonderful embrace of Jesus Christ. All at once I realized how foolish I had been to indulge my evil fleshly desires.

The gay lifestyle I had been living was destroying me, and more importantly destroying my soul. But there was and is salvation in Jesus Christ! As soon as I came to this realization, I literally fell on my knees and called out to Christ, asking Him to save me from the evil spirit of homosexuality that pervaded every aspect of my life. And He did, even though as a homosexual and an atheist I most certainly did not deserve it.

My life began to get better from then on, now that I wasn't letting the devil lead me around like all the other gays. Christ protected me and showed me the true nature of those evil men I had listened to, who told me that I was born gay and that God loves people who rape children and that there is no afterlife. I saw for the first time what a vile life I had been living, sodomizing other men every night and calling those who had tried to show me the righteous way bigots. Soon, I joined a Baptist church, where I truly felt at peace for the first time in many years. The Love of Christ did what the so called "love" of hundreds of gay men could not. I know now that I am truly Saved from my sinful evil by His gracious and loving sacrifice on the cross all those years ago.

To any and all homosexuals that may be reading this: I know you will probably close your minds immediately and refuse to accept the Truth that I am offering to you, because the demons in your life are screaming to drown out my words. Still, I will say it if it will help even one homosexual leave such a sinful lifestyle and join the Faithful with Christ in Heaven. Homosexuality is wrong and unnatural. The media and your friends and even your so called "pastor" may tell you that it's okay to break the laws of God, but it's not. What you are doing is an abomination in the eyes of The Lord and you must realize this before you can truly accept His gracious offering of salvation.

If you are willing to accept that your lifestyle is sinful and evil and against God's will, then all you have to do is ask Christ to come into your heart and save you. If you are not willing to do this, then I must warn you that you will go to Hell when you die. I know it is hard to take in, but God is not going to allow gays into His Eternal Kingdom. You must repent your vile behavior and ask for the salvation of Christ before you can be saved.

All you have to do is say "Jesus, please save me from the demon of homosexuality!" and He will come into you.

Remember, God's Love for you is eternal!

Lalaith #fundie fanfiction.net

[Review of a Left Behind Fan Fiction]

How can you ever believe such a thing? God is holy! He can have nothing to do with anyone who is not righteous. And the only way one is made righteous is by believing in your heart that Jesus Christ died for your sins and that He is Lord. Jesus' blood wipes away sin. God will not, cannot, command someone to be evil just to fulfill a prophecy! God is almighty, all powerful. He loves everyone! You should go back to the verse you have probably heard a million times: John 3:16 'For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.' The 'world' includes the Anti-christ. I believe that the Anti-christ will have a choice whether to believe in Jesus, but that God also knows in advance what his choice will be. Before you make some snippy reply about how confusing the above statement is, let me remind you that God does NOT have to answer to us! He doesn't have to tell us His plans and purposes. This is the God who created this whole world, think about that for a moment, this whole UNIVERSE, just by speaking! My God is Great. Let the Earth bow before Him.

believer in christ #fundie fanfiction.net

Many people think that Star Wars is a good movie. This may be entertaining, but in fact it is evil. Why, you ask, is a tool for millions of Satan's favorite movie? The answer is the police force.

Throughout all three movies, people always said that in May the Force be with you. However, what is power? In the "angel" Obi-Wann Karboi said, "It's something inside all living creatures." But, is it not God?

Police make people like the devil. Luke is a "teaching" the dirty, wizened, dwarf substitute for God, Yoda make things flying in the air TELEKENISIS. This is the devil!

Darth Vader should be a good evil and Owen en. This is not correct. They are evil, because Owen En hope Luke (a desecration of the things the name of the devil, biological) use of such super-senses feeling and get good. George Lucas is telling us that the Jewish Christians, God is not enough, and want us to believe, at a higher secular human force. Tell Jesus, George!

The R2 - D2 is the mute false god Baal who children are told is "cool." It so cool when you play God, and that your position? I do not think so!

JesusIsLord #fundie fanfiction.net

Okay...there are LOTS of gay stuff here so i thought i can write something too! O and CATHOLICS ARE NOT BAD PEOPLE. look at all CHristians--they were originally catholic but then martin Luther Screwed everything up.

NOTE TO GAY PEOPLE: YOU are still GOD's children and he loves you!! You can change!! GOD WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU AND YOU CAN STOP BEING GAY.

Part Uno:
O look at us!!
We're all gay
And we like to play
SO DEAL WITH IT.

O, don't you know?
GOD LOVES YOU!
He will always love you!
You can change!

No we can't!
PLEASURE BEFORE GOD.

Part Dos:
God willy always love you!
God will always care!
God will AWAYS WANT YOU!
God is alwauys there!

WELL we dont want him!
SO DEAL!

Authors Note: Yeah...I think this pretty much says it AND IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY THINK FIRST BECUSE THIS IS HOW IT IS!!

Jesus.Lives #fundie fanfiction.net

1. How can Evolution possibly explain things like dreams, reason, mathematical accuracy, de ja vu and other mind related phenomena? Not to mention the supernatural such as NDEs, ghost sightings and etc.
2. Jesus is the best way to explain human reasoning and morality at it's core. The fall in Genesis and Jesus as the hope for the future triumphs over all other ideas and beliefs about morality, and not only does it logically make sense, it historically comes together as God's word... with great documentary evidence to support it as being legit (and even greater spiritual evidence regarding it's inspiration).
3. Because the Eastern religions deny love, but yet God is love. So love is either a distraction and a hurt in life, or love is EVERYTHING... the meaning of life. The REASON. Jesus is pure love. Jesus is the only story in history that demonstrates the HIGHEST level of love (God dying for His people... His creation... the whole earth).
You either have to admit that love is the reason for life and believe in God, or believe in Buddhism and deny love and try to do everything in your power not to practice love.

Jason H-H. #fundie fanfiction.net

Is Jesus real. Well, first of all. How could someone lie about history-its not possible. Some where along the line the story began-true or not. So there's no doubt that a man named Jesus walked this Earth. You can't lie about what actually happened. So, again. A man named Jesus lived, and he died on the cross.

Sheeshers #fundie fanfiction.net

[The discussion, believe it or not, is about Tolkien slash fanfiction.]

The earth was NOT populated through incest. If you recall, when Cain was rejected by God, he was literally sent away to a different place. The Bible then says that Cain had a wife. Dude, that obviously means that GOD MADE MORE PEOPLE! The Bible simply doesn't contain details about them. DUH, if you read Genesis chapter 4, it lists Adam and Eve as having 3 sons, and NO DAUGHTERS!

PUH-LEASE...God HATES gay/incest...why do you think He destroyed Soddom and Gomorrah? He wouldn't have the earth populated through incest...sheesh.