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Zak's Everybody knows lyrics

Everybody knows that the dice is loaded
everybody rolls with finger crossed
everybody knows that War on Terrorism isn't over until Heat Death of the Universe
Everybody knows Ash Ketchum always lost and never wins
Everybody knows that our Physics fixed to prevents us from having nice things(whilst let us having it's opposite things)
the Poor stay poor and blamed for Climate changes, the Rich get Richer and everyone pretends latter's wrongs never existed
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

but nobody knows that there's hope
Nobody knows that Nikola Tesla's inventions solves world energy and environment problems best
Nobody knows that Ash wins anything, just cuz Pokemon anime writers make any moment of his victories fillers
Nobody knows that unknowables aren't violates laws of physics as much as they thinks
Nobody knows that Cancer only exists in modern history
Nobody knows that "every country and Religion has both Good and Evil people" thing are can't and never have any exceptions whatsoever
Nobody knows that Aliens(extraterrestrials or extradimensionals) ever meet any of us
Nobody knows that their own souls are hyperdimensional calculators
that's how it goes
Nobody knows

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