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John Witberg #ufo #conspiracy

And, let me guess, in your totally real memories of your past life, you used to be half-all of them?

KatAnon/QtheStormRider #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

deep state demon families
(Rockefellers, Rothschilds, DuPonts, etc.)
& the heads of the 13 bloodlines that most have NEVER heard of
(Borja, Conti, Orsini, etc.)

Do the jews work like vampires to you?! Wait… I guess they literally are vampires in qanonism…

-QE2 Zillions, etc.
but also the GOOGOLPLEX of Gold from the D.U.M.B.S.

Ahahahaha, you poor moron think “zillion” is a real number, don't you?
And, googolplex? You can't have a googolplex of anything, since it's literally larger than the nr. of particles in the universe. But of course, nothing is impossible for your orange Messiah!

Call it what you will — NESARA / GESARA / TRUMPSARA or Q-SARA

It's the trump NFTs, isn't it?

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #quack #conspiracy

BLOCK CHAIN evidence

Is that what these trump NFTs are?

it’s a TOXIC MIMIC…

A mimic which applies the “poisoned” status when it attacks? Would it disguise itself as a toxin barrel, instead of a chest, too?

Medeea Greere #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

joobus #fundie

Now that’s a blast from the past. A good, old, no-nonsense creationist!

Vital Frosi #magick #ufo #conspiracy

@TheKingOfRhye #150836

It literally makes zero sense. They just throw around buzzwords, without actually understanding what these words mean in reality.
But, I think, some of these words have alternative meanings for wingnuts by now. “5D” seems to be a paradise of sorts, and “frequency”=”vibrations”=”density”=”DNA Strands”=something of which more/higher means better. Essentially a power level.

Jimmy Paine/James Rink #conspiracy #ufo

But, was he also on Pandora, and did he have ponytail sex with a 3m tall blue woman? Or on Melmac, eating cat stew?!

Acion #magick

I used weed to get in the right frame of mind.

and here I was joking that the fundies get stoned out of their mind to come up with all this BS…

edit: incels.is? I didn't even notice… how did they manage to write such a long text without any incelese in it? I would have expected something like “How to summoningmaxx a FEEEEMOID spirit”

John de Nugent #sexist #homophobia #wingnut

Russian culture is toxic AF. There is, for example, the “nice” expression “бьёт, значит любит”. “if he beats you, it means he loves you”…

Vital Frosi #magick #ufo #conspiracy

In fact, what exists are energetic vibrations corresponding to certain frequency ranges, known as dimensions.

Yes, and in doublefact, there are longitudinal quantumses, which correspond to noneuclidean amounts, known as fluffinesses!

Q-Anon supporters #conspiracy #crackpot

Trumpists are NOT into NFTs??! Well color me surprised! Considering their track record regarding bad ideas, I thought they would swallow it hook, line, and sinker!

@England449 #transphobia

So, killing kids is perfectly fine if they are trans. Does this mean they are also fair game for the second option? Which additional constraints are you putting on “harming kids is bad” here?

Cobra/The Portal #crackpot #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

It is also interesting to note that Iran appears to have disbanded or at least weakened the power of its “morality police” during the weekend:
This is the first victory of the renewed Goddess energy and is related to the reactivation of the positive Qajar Goddess timeline which is happening behind the scenes:

Sounds like you consider it a good thing. This surprises me: this day and age, wingnuts usually align themselves with the objectively evil side of any conflict.
I mean, it even continues with qanonism further down in the text!

Candace Owens #conspiracy #pratt #wingnut

Stephen Kokx #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #biphobia #conspiracy

But I have friends who would rather have him as their president than Joe Biden

Yes, trumpists and nazis have been deepthroating pootin's boots since forever, especially since he started the war. Did you really just noticed that, or is this whole thing some measured attempt to get to the bigots on your side, who hate gays, but haven't warmed up to fascist-simping yet?

Gina Carano #conspiracy #wingnut

Yes, and the vaccine is also stealing your cookies, turning your milk sour, and pooping into your pants!

Kevin Sorbo #conspiracy #wingnut

“pedo” is a meaningless slur by now. Just like “communist”, “groomer”, or “cuck”.

Kerry Cassidy/Gene Decode #wingnut #conspiracy #ufo #magick #crackpot

Devils Mountain in Ukraine: Reptilian Hive

That’s where the monitor station is, right?! *rimshot*

Crimea Pyramids & Energetic Region of Khazaria

Ah yes, the jews again. Did this “khazar” thing gain more popularity, because IRL the khazars used to live roughly in the area of modern-day ukraine?

Nazi & Aldebaran Connection

So, Aldebaranians are the good guys to you? Or are you using putin-senpai’s definition of “nazi”?

Grey NT Presence Discovered In Mexico
Direct Engagements With NT Battalions

NT? Not-extra Teresstials? Near-Terrestials? Windows NT?

Alliance Flooding Tunnels & DUMBs

Someone’s here a dumb allright…

Scion Home Star & Creating Mercabic Fields

Behold, my mercabic fields, on which I grow my mercabic grains, to make mercabic flour, for my mercabic bread!

Bakhumt Ukraine Intel: Underground War

Without even googling wtf a “Bakhumt” is, putin-senpai still isn’t going to notice you.

Hitler’s True Identity: Rothschild Illegitimate Child

Nazi-jews again. I guess you are indeed using your bloated fascist senpai’s definition.

Albert Pike Crafted The Alien Agenda: WW1-3

Who the fuck is that supposed to be, why would aliens outsource agenda creation to him, and why do they even care about conflicts on earth?

Augmented Alliance: Off-World Groups Unite

Gesundheit.

What COVID Really Is: An AI Delivery System

Yes! Because “AI” means “mystical magicks” which the evul THEM are casting onto you via their syringe-shaped magic wands! And not software, which needs a computer to run on…

Expanding & Hollow Earth

Not flat? Are you discriminating your brothers in insanity by excluding flerfs?!

Harnessing The Energy Of The Human Race

“The Matrix” movie series is not a documentary!

Falkland Islands & Black Goo

What?

The Agenda Behind Gold Acquisition

Which one? The one with these fake golden dollar bills they use to fleece trumpists? The one where they convince preppers to buy gold because it will be sooo helpful after an apocalypse?

Clones & Androids Emerging Among Us

And I bet they are the same thing to you, and go "BEEP-BOOP!” all the time…

Elon Musk’s Desire To Merge Humanity With AI

So, “the AI” is a good thing to you, after all? Or are even you not insane enough to give Elongated Muskrat the attention he so desperately desires?

The Battle For Free Will Survival
Inside The AI Wars: The Nazi Takeover
The Twitter Files & Awakening Humanity

What is this BS even?

@ztexanz #wingnut #conspiracy #quack

@Sebastian420 Replying to @ztexanz
Oh I wasn’t kidding when I said that they are trying to kill us when you have people like Bill Gates making the vaccine, when he openly said he wants to get the population of the world back down to 500 million

Yes, Bill Gates personally hand-crafted every single vaccine ever, out of pure 5G, while being trans and having gay sex with Fauchi below every single pizzeria! And it’s totally going to kill us all! Any minute now!

@Sebastian420 Replying To @ztexanz
Of course you’re trying to kill us first the plan Demic then the vaccine hyperinflation gasoline prices through the roof are border being overrun with illegals

Of course! The vaccine made your fuel expensive! And the oh so evul “dems” made all of it on purpose, under the orders of Hunter Biden, just to spite you personally!

@RogRamjet Replying to @ztexanz
There is not one honorable person among the people in the posted photo. PROVE ME WRONG.

Oh come on. “Proof” is like cryptonite to you and your reality-denialist ilk

@LEAH1980 Replying to @ztexanz
Yes, kill the elderly with vaccines, kill the preborn, plandemic, food shortage, baby food shortage, wars, etc.

What’s your problem here? Didn’t you want to sacrifice the eldery for the economy just a few months ago?

Elon Musk #conspiracy #crackpot #transphobia #quack

“NOTICE ME, MY FASCIST SENPAIS! I NEED YOUR VALIDATION, BADLY! DID I DO GOOD, SENPAIS? DID I OwNeD tEh LiBz LIKE YOU LIKE IT? TELL ME I'M A GOOD BOY, AAAAAAAAAAH!!!”

Meg Benedicte #ufo #magick

“In just hours”? That ought to have passed by now. I guess this result of watching Stargate while stoned out of your mind happened ‘in spirit'.

Mike Adams the Health Ranger #wingnut #conspiracy #quack #mammon

Yes, totally, oh ‘health' ranger, we are totally going to die from vaccines! Just like you are imagining in your borderline pornographic phantasies! Any second now!

Monica Cole #fundie #homophobia

Affectionate_Park87 #fundie #conspiracy

Can you show us on the doll where the big bad evil children's game hurt you?

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #crackpot #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut

Got Questions Ministries #fundie #conspiracy #racist #sexist #homophobia

What is cultural Marxism?
“The Jews”.

Here, fixed that for you.

Dr. Schavi M. Ali #ufo #magick #quack

BIO-PHOTONS carry information from cell to cell, a process which is responsible for our becoming multi-dimensional as the LIGHT that is already within us is more concentrated and has a higher rate of “spin”.

No they don't.
Biophotons, surprisingly a real concept, are just photons emitted by chemical processes within living cells as a side-effect, with an intensity of something like 1 photon per hour.
And there is no such thing as a “rate of spin”, either.

Many researchers refer to this as the “Light Body”.

No, they don't. Whoever does, is not a researcher, but a wingnut.

Our thoughts that are comprised of electrical frequencies produce emotional magnetic frequencies, and our experiences manifest accordingly.

You sure they aren't comprised of acoustical distances, which produce emotional sonar fluffinesses?

The word “frequency” indicates the rate of a certain phenomenon at various intervals of occurrence.

I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt regarding English maybe not being his first language here, and assume he actually meant the proper definition.

That said: HOW THE FUCK would one be aware of that definition, and still say nonsense like:

The “New Earth” is not a place. It is a frequency.
The frequency is a type of veil, and the veil is becoming thinner

So, I can create this “new earth” by throwing the correct amount of grapes against the wall each second?
How exactly is this nr. of grapes per second able go “get thinner”?

It's obvious that to this guy, like to all of them, “frequency” only means “mystical magicks”. Why is he then even trying (and failing) at typing out the real-life definition of the word?

Kab/Family of Taygeta #ufo #magick #conspiracy

So your space aryans came to Sweden, got high, used vibrators, and did so much crystal meth that to them the whole place became synonymous with the stuff?

Vic Biorseth #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy

The restoration of Truth = Reality in the hearts and minds of men is now totally dependent upon you and me; if we don't do it, it won't get done.

Oh the irony, this from a reality denialist

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #wingnut #racist #ufo #conspiracy

After that, the big question is when will we find out the truth about Antarctica?

Let me guess: it's full of jews, too?

Tomi Lahren #conspiracy #wingnut

Yes, masks don't stop the virus, which doesn't exist, but was created by China and/or Fauchi, is caused by the 5G and is killing everyone, but is also a harmless flu, but you should eat horse dewormer and drink piss against it.

Brian Niemeier #homophobia #fundie #mammon

I hope nobody will ever let this insane manchild who unironically believes in witches and spells, or whatever he crapped onto paper, near their children. THAT would be child abuse.

Gary D. Barnett #wingnut #conspiracy #quack

Toxic chemicals, poisons, GMO foods, other genetic manipulation of humanity, heavy metal nanoparticle distribution thorough injections, fake and tainted food, weather manipulation, cloud seeding, poison spraying, deadly high frequency radio waves, and of course war on many domestic populations, are happening simultaneously.

And soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border,
Puppet masters for the New World Order!
Be aware: There's always someone that's watching you!
And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing,
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning!
Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat:

From aluminum foil! FOIL!

SGAnon/Judy Byington #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #conspiracy

There were huge underground facilities all around the world, under the oceans and under all continents.

Yes! And under the tunnels, more tunnels! Tunnels all the way down! So many tunnels, the earth is in fact a hollow sphere, filled to the brim with children and pedophiles!

There is large scale tunnel destruction under Europe right now

Wow! How stealthy are they?! One would think collapsing hollow spaces underground would cause lots of noise, if not earthquakes! But no, everything is absolutely quiet over here!

Steve Thomas #conspiracy #wingnut #racist

Raelians. Haven't heard of them since forever. Always considered them rather harmless, by wingnut standards, and fairly obscure.
Never thought they would make it big like that, appearing on the same list as the Illuminati and the jews!

Tommy Truthful #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie #magick

NUMBERS NEVER LIE!!!!

Yes! And your name has 5 and 8 letters! 8/5 = 1.6, and 1/6 = 0.1666666666! A whole infinity of 666es! Infinity is a sideways 8, and 8=3+5, 5-3=2, 23=ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!

Kanye West #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #fundie #god-complex

european-pyramids.com #crackpot #magick #ufo

So, you tried out 4 different BS “energy grids”, which were all incompatible with your own BS, and only with the fifth you managed to get it to work? What a coincidence indeed…

Dataracer117 #sexist #wingnut

@Menomaru #149279

Were Tomb Raider to debut today, the neckbeards would lose their shit about this piece of “woke leftist feminist communism”, probably posting about how AKSHUALLY a FEEEEEEEmale would be “scientifically” incapable of doing all that jumping and climbing.

Dan Corner #fundie #conspiracy #crackpot

Yes, because mRNA is totally able to change cellular DNA! It's not like it's produced in the nucleus for the sole purpose of being processed by a ribosome in the cytoplasm and then metabolized!
And the THEM!!1 have also mixed hydra eggs, hydra bacon, mergesort, and mustard into that cocktail!
It is doing a transhumanism, which is eeeevul, because it has “trans” in it! And you can make a hydrogel out of carbon and oxygen, without any hydrogen, and it then instantly becomes a nanobot, too, because this is how it works! Many have DIEDEDEDED!!1 Not in reality, if course, reality is only showing leftist fake news after all!

Dataracer117 #sexist #wingnut

Archangel Michael via Ronna Vizane #ufo #magick

You, the StarSeed, who have balanced and harmonized the vibrational patterns of your four lower bodily systems, so that your Soul Song is resonating to the Fourth sub-plane of the Fourth Dimension and higher

Vibrational patterns of the lower bodily systems? I guess you aren’t singing this “Soul Song” using your mouth. That sure can be a resonant sound! Good thing you didn’t describe the smell…

Adamantine Particles of Creator Light are complete Facets of Creator Consciousness ready to be activated, programmed, and manifested into new, unlimited creative endeavors. At the initiation of each subsequent plan for a new creative project, the Adamantine Particles are encoded with the Divine Blueprint for that plan.

Now for only $69.99 per bottle! Get your own Adamantine Particles of Creator Light! And if you call now, we’ll throw in this serum of Mithril Particles of Generator Sound for FREE!!1

Your planet is now plugged directly into the heart-core of the Great Central Sun within the Milky Way Galaxy. The new cosmic waves of Creator Light are a great gift to the awakened Souls on planet Earth. Even though these refined, higher-frequency Rays are not being beamed down directly into the lower Fourth- and Third Sub-Dimensional levels, the transforming frequencies of Light will gradually filter into and affect everyone and everything on and within the Earth.

I have no clue how you imagine a planet to be “plugged in” into a supermassive black hole, but I can’t think of any way where it wouldn’t be a mass extinction event, up to and including total planetary destruction.
And, sure, the high-frequency rays of “light” a black hole can emit definitely can affect and transform matter, but the effects would be somewhat less new-agey magickal than you imagine.

speculareffect #racist #wingnut #conspiracy #homophobia

I won’t be surprised if they conjure up the Khazarian Mafia nonsense.

Ahahaha, nazis turning on other nazis because they use the wrong dogwhistle for "the Jews”!

Patrick Bellringer via Anne Bellringer #ufo #wingnut #racist #conspiracy #homophobia #god-complex

The Zionists appear to be closing in more with each new day. The Dark energies are the ones controlling the U.S. Government. Their evil plan is to control the Cosmos, and they think that they have won. However, the Lightworkers have made a tremendous difference in their plans, and have thwarted so many of them that they are starving for the evil food which they cannot find. However, evil NEVER stops until they are forced from their last home on Earth by her graduation.

So “THE JEEEEWS” are trying to take over the universe in your fantasy, and only your ~~aryan~~ Mary Sues can bring back ~~racial purity~~ balance to the force?

“Her graduation”? Is Earth-chan retiting from being a vTuber?

Many other of the U.S. Government clones surrounded the cloned Biden, and he is controlled and only doing what his Masters demand. This is true, for the real Biden is on the Astral Plane and sorry for what his controlled clone is doing.
I can tell you right now that most people on Earth at this time are clones. Back in 1989 and the 1990’a Hatonn said that 69% of the people were clones, and are without a soul. When a clone marries a clone they reproduce another clone. Got the picture?

“REEEE, Clones are eeeeevul! Shitty Hollywood movies told me so, so it must be true!”

It seems that America has lost her way. She is being overrun by hoards illegal aliens and their criminal element. The Zionists/Nazis have had great influence on the people via their control of the media to hate you people, control of the schools to mind-control the students to march for gun control and protest against morals and values, and to create general chaos and immorality throughout the land.

Ah yes, of course, the nazi-jews. This is a case of nazis’ favorite “NO U is teh Nahzee!”, isn’t it?

several Doomer Boards members #senpai_noticed_us #wingnut #transphobia #dunning-kruger

@Bastethotep #148916

“Don't you dare using your leftist libtard gay antifa blm FACTS against me! REEEE!” - that guy, probably

Conservapedia #pratt #wingnut

Oh, don't lie, shaft fly. Were the Ukrainians actually nazis, you would be buzzing around Zelenskyy's shaft, instead of Pootin's.

Medeea Greere #conspiracy #wingnut #crackpot

Dr. Michael Salla/Brad Olsen #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Also, why isn’t nobody covering up the findings of Gigantopithecus fossils then? I guess these two have no idea that they even exist, otherwise they would be claim that the few found jawbones are AKSHUALLY parts of their giant skeletons from outer space.